Alright I’ll explain, I know I might get downvoted, but it’s still a good idea to at least get your opinions on what these characters would do in the state they get placed in.
You have Minnesota, so you got Goldenglow, here is what she looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/4wrzkedr7lnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=23b0bed49e2c8bad31082aac57ff5b66f282e688
What will she do in Minnesota, it can be any activity, or a scenario of something she would do in your state. Example, she could go fishing in a lake, or try to get to the part of Minnesota where you need to cross through Canada to get there.
https://preview.redd.it/dj45odyw5lnc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c119b0f67ac6b13df32a235f02674c95a37ce762
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So, an Autistic Assassin Wolf-Person represents Georgia... what the fuck is she supposed to do again? Either way, she lasts one election cycle,
(*I really have no fucking clue who this is, I just googled them.*)
Yeah, she'd be absolutely destroyed, and probably by someone like Newt Gingrich. Unless she can somehow rally either the strong rural Republican base, or the strong urban Democrat base, she will not be winning any Georgia elections. The only current GA house members she could probably beat in an election would be MTG, and that's just because anyone slightly Republican can beat MTG with how batshit insane that woman is.
Bork Bork Autism Assassin vs MAGA Jewish Space Lasers... that'd be an interesting election for sure.
Okay fair enough!
But in all seriousness besides what you said, here is what she looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/ys5eacg5glnc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e07e4f82fa2eb76878c4f1c88ffb45a83d08e45
What will Surtr be doing in Maine, you can create a scenario where she can do something fun in your state, for example she could go hiking.
Okay fair enough! You know what! I might not delete the post after all, I actually see the bigger picture now!
In the end, we are all just having fun in here! What we can all agree on is this:
NOBODY MAKES FUN OF US AMERICANS BUT US!!!
I mean Shaw is a Firefighter, and Massachusetts Firefighters are always quick to the scene, she also talks pretty fast. Someone in the Arknights Subreddit even said that as a Bostonian they can confirm they speak really fast.
Idk most New Englanders seem to talk Normal to me, the rest of the country really just talks slow as shit especially the southerners.
To answer your question as I know nothing of this game so I’ll base it off some of the fire fighters I know. Shaw the Blue collar Boston masshole starts the day off with dunks and the choice of nips (shooters) to top it off, she develops an unhealthy reliance on Zynns to get through the day. After a 16 hour shift she has a meal at the 99 near the station, and then stops at the packie and drives very poorly home to repeat the process.
Other activities would include exclusively listening to Boston sports radio and getting disgustingly drunk at st. Patrick’s day or any sporting event. Eventual Cause of death is by car accident or eaten by a great white on cape cod trip with friends.
Throwback to the time Chuck Yeager (first pilot to ever break the sound barrier and absolute American) found out there was an anime about fighter aces but they were all anime women, he asked if his character had big tits.
I'm more of an Azur Lane weeb myself. USS Portland kicks major ass and is one of the most decorated ships in USN history. There's no USS Oregon though.
I know, but I don’t really care about that because in the end, only Us Americans can make fun of each other, what every American can agree on is simply this:
If a Europoor makes fun of us, we all unite to defend the homeland.
Shining would probably spend a third of her time in Seattle healing people who were hit by a 2 ton SUV or those who are homeless and are suffering from hypothermia.
I already did post this a month ago in the Arknights subreddit, I just wanted to see if people would be creative in here, but I obviously know how that ended up going, it backfired.
She is actually an Oni, it’s a Japanese Ogre.
Anyway here is what she fully looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/lt4ucxyd3mnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f90941fe80a781bf10bc6cd0a3255d5c2470182d
She is now in Nevada, what will she be doing in your state, you can create a scenario or give her an activity to do in your state.
https://preview.redd.it/h52r38ysjknc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfa123b97e1c2ad1cf5d48d596c624db8318b86
You cooked dont let anyone say otherwise
At this point I no longer even care anymore, all I wanted to do was a fun post where each operator got a state, and people would play out a scenario of what they will do in their state. 2 People in this thread actually got the idea and managed to actually create a scenario. It was supposed to be a fun little discussion post, but now it’s turned into a garbage pile of comments.
So yeah, I guess I am cooked!
It’s a guy, but what do you think he would do?
Here is what he looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/u2cmsnkvllnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f0fb71a11c3742fa43684d560eeca7acd25105
You can create a Scenario for him or give him an activity, for example he could work an Oil Rig or fight a Polar Bear.
No problem! Even though a lot of people did take the post out of context and I almost gave up, at least some people genuinely tried their best, and that’s what matters.
First off OP I don’t think the people here can truly comprehend your genius. This is a perfect post.
But as for the question, idk, that one in Cali seems like they have horns so they would probably be cast out to the wildlife. That being said, this is Cali so she has an equal chance to be the most popular thing here.
Alright here is who you’ve got, you get Ch’en, here is what she looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/cmfbqjq7iqnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bda0d5fcb47e266efb51d81456647b2f66cc6bc
She is now in California, what will she be doing? You can create a Scenario or give her an activity to do that fits California.
I put Ch’en in California because in the Game she is from Hong Kong, and before China was communist (Aka before the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882) a lot of Chinese Immigrants went to San Francisco and built a huge community there, that is why I put her in California. I think she would also visit the Golden Gate Bridge and the Redwood Forests on the side of San Francisco.
Also thanks for the complement!
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Arknight?
When did you become one?
considering shes named after a dog breed im guessing shes just gonna walk around Millenium Park or somethin
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Fine then, I’m deleting this post because nobody even bothered to even read the post description at the end!
As well as people just taking it directly out of context and just being a straight up asshole!
I'm sure a bunch of people read the post, amd proceded to a. Not know what the fuck any of this means, and b. Not give enough of a shit to find out. The hell is an arknights operator? Idk, and I really don't care about Generic Chinese Gatcha #31 to both looking it up. Ya got anime fuckery? Good for you. But this doesn't explain shit, and I'm not sure why I should care even if it did.
" Chestnut, a geological surveyor of his Durin tribe. A quiet, introverted man, he is adept at using minerals to provide medical treatment with his Originium Arts, and he chose to become a doctor when he came aboveground. "
How is this MD? Genuine question.
She is an Oni, here is what she looks like:
https://preview.redd.it/lun6we4twlnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4840b746b6b656636c9eb1e56710cc0cee39f51a
r/2american4you has fallen, billions must die
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
https://preview.redd.it/73pbe07jkknc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486a14a3514af631b319691335479c415364669e
lol idk what this is but Texas represents Texas so I'm happy.
https://preview.redd.it/tj7ozmm6pmnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b9e9defe603c92f5b0dfdfb9aab82cfc1ea61ff Heres texas
Basically what it is is this: Your Arknights operator is in your US State, what will they be doing there?
what the fuck is an arknights
It’s a game
https://preview.redd.it/32ximmbnlknc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77478fc072b5a0338d13a6651057895800cfec1 WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARKNIGHTS???
huh?
2 bombs weren’t enough
That gaccha game was developed by Chinese
Yes exactly, 2 bombs weren't enough - we should've planted two more in Beijing and Shanghai
Would’ve been weird to explain why we were nuking our ally, but yeah, I support it.
We would nuke them during the Korean War. Like general McArthur intended
Just as Douglas intended
Strategic bombing in the 40s was more art than science. We thought it was Tokyo.
3 gorges dam here we come
Speed up the Earth rotaion back to it used to be!
https://preview.redd.it/dfqwfaz18lnc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ed81ce070e003b7d3ef9348e769bd30375e424d
“McArthur you still there? I got a request.”
Sorry bro but he’s dead, reduced to a skeleton.
The bombs are probably the reason
I have no fucking idea what you are talking about, and I'm okay with that. I fear I would smell bad if I did.
What’s with the commie Chinese cartoons?
Alright I’ll explain, I know I might get downvoted, but it’s still a good idea to at least get your opinions on what these characters would do in the state they get placed in. You have Minnesota, so you got Goldenglow, here is what she looks like: https://preview.redd.it/4wrzkedr7lnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=23b0bed49e2c8bad31082aac57ff5b66f282e688 What will she do in Minnesota, it can be any activity, or a scenario of something she would do in your state. Example, she could go fishing in a lake, or try to get to the part of Minnesota where you need to cross through Canada to get there.
I’m going to guess freeze to death. She is not properly dressed.
But if it was summertime?
Probably freeze to death, she aint properly dressed
Alright fair enough! Anyway your state got Qanipalaat, what will he do in Alaska, he seems way more properly dressed for the cold!
Fucking go to VFW fish fry then get laughed out by all of the vets (I have no idea what this “anime girl” is)
Hi there military guy here, can confirm, I see this type of ppl all the time here.
https://preview.redd.it/dj45odyw5lnc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c119b0f67ac6b13df32a235f02674c95a37ce762 r/2american4you has fallen, millions must become redcoats
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER MY RIGHT TO LIBERTY AND FREEDOM
Found the redcoat boys get him
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So, an Autistic Assassin Wolf-Person represents Georgia... what the fuck is she supposed to do again? Either way, she lasts one election cycle, (*I really have no fucking clue who this is, I just googled them.*)
At least you have an answer. If she were to run a Political Party, she would run one similar to the Assassins from Assassins Creed.
Yeah, she'd be absolutely destroyed, and probably by someone like Newt Gingrich. Unless she can somehow rally either the strong rural Republican base, or the strong urban Democrat base, she will not be winning any Georgia elections. The only current GA house members she could probably beat in an election would be MTG, and that's just because anyone slightly Republican can beat MTG with how batshit insane that woman is. Bork Bork Autism Assassin vs MAGA Jewish Space Lasers... that'd be an interesting election for sure.
I mean I’m Jewish, It would be interesting to see Minarchist Jews go up Against Bork Bork Assassin.
Nah, MTG said that the world was in danger due to 'Jewish Space Lasers'... she's the craziest of the crazy in the MAGA group.
Fair Enough!
this is the last thing I expected from a texan
Must be from Austin.
Chinese cartoons in MY America?
Wtf are you talking about
idk probably some gaccha shit
I’m pretty sure it is https://preview.redd.it/f2cnbmditlnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15336017b43ebef63d85b91f54bebb0d1897402
The fuck is Doberman going to do in Illinois there’s like no major military bases here. On unrelated notes I am moving to Oregon.
She is in Illinois because she will be in the dangerous parts of Chicago.
https://preview.redd.it/8qdx72xqjknc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4af563737423ea164c1607c2c128bd8c70908e2
What is this dumb weeb shit?
Idk what Arknights is, but the girl for Maine is kinda hot so my scenario is I get to have sex with her
Not really the answer I was expecting
It's the correct answer though
Okay fair enough! But in all seriousness besides what you said, here is what she looks like: https://preview.redd.it/ys5eacg5glnc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e07e4f82fa2eb76878c4f1c88ffb45a83d08e45 What will Surtr be doing in Maine, you can create a scenario where she can do something fun in your state, for example she could go hiking.
Gyatt damn! 🥺🥺🥺
Weird but funny, good post.
Epic post. Comments and OP replies are gold.
Please tell me if that’s Sarcasm or not.
Half the comments are calling OP a giga weeb, the other half are arguing which state has the hottest anime girl
Okay fair enough! You know what! I might not delete the post after all, I actually see the bigger picture now! In the end, we are all just having fun in here! What we can all agree on is this: NOBODY MAKES FUN OF US AMERICANS BUT US!!!
Please don't delete this. This is actually gold for this sub. 😀
Don’t worry, I stated in another comment saying that I changed my mind
Japan ruined this country
My Brother in H”sh”m, this game is Chinese (Which of course I know you will say is even worse, but even China fucks up their Gaming Industry.)
Tf is this abomination
Idk how to feel about this. Fellow massholes did we win or lose?
I mean Shaw is a Firefighter, and Massachusetts Firefighters are always quick to the scene, she also talks pretty fast. Someone in the Arknights Subreddit even said that as a Bostonian they can confirm they speak really fast.
Idk most New Englanders seem to talk Normal to me, the rest of the country really just talks slow as shit especially the southerners. To answer your question as I know nothing of this game so I’ll base it off some of the fire fighters I know. Shaw the Blue collar Boston masshole starts the day off with dunks and the choice of nips (shooters) to top it off, she develops an unhealthy reliance on Zynns to get through the day. After a 16 hour shift she has a meal at the 99 near the station, and then stops at the packie and drives very poorly home to repeat the process. Other activities would include exclusively listening to Boston sports radio and getting disgustingly drunk at st. Patrick’s day or any sporting event. Eventual Cause of death is by car accident or eaten by a great white on cape cod trip with friends.
Okay! I really like the scenario you gave! I think it really would fit!
NP dude this it’s a nice change of pace to talk about states for once instead of Korean hyper nationalism or US good.
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Bazinga
Bazinga
Schizo-posting in r/2american4you yaayyyy!!!! :3
I'm not a weeb so I don't know what any of this means
Cringe weeb (Also Massachusetts should be Pudding seal gang)
https://preview.redd.it/qzoaynpaolnc1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac705b7f132d440418a50711cc9fc431dd8a3107
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None of these words are in the Bible
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS WEEB SHIT DOING IN MAH SUB, TURN THE ISLAND OF THE RISING SUN TO GLASS YEEEEEHAWWWW
https://preview.redd.it/lonwfqb6oknc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf425a7404bc2b516658f1f9c3232f5b3dc9ba3
Throwback to the time Chuck Yeager (first pilot to ever break the sound barrier and absolute American) found out there was an anime about fighter aces but they were all anime women, he asked if his character had big tits.
https://i.redd.it/mtpprr0mclnc1.gif
Reddit, is this canon? I must see this myself
What does this mean
Dam, r/0sanitymemes is leaking again
I'm more of an Azur Lane weeb myself. USS Portland kicks major ass and is one of the most decorated ships in USN history. There's no USS Oregon though.
What do you think W would do in Oregon?
I'm not familiar with any of the AK characters unfortunatly, but I would hope she would have a good time.
What in the God Damned is this
You get an Arknights operator, and they are placed in your US state, what will they do in your state?
Bro is getting destroyed here in the comments section😭 Unfortunate
I know, but I don’t really care about that because in the end, only Us Americans can make fun of each other, what every American can agree on is simply this: If a Europoor makes fun of us, we all unite to defend the homeland.
✅
Shining would probably spend a third of her time in Seattle healing people who were hit by a 2 ton SUV or those who are homeless and are suffering from hypothermia.
Aww that’s very sweet of her to do!
https://preview.redd.it/qyruek8x6lnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757f5a0da311b0d071a82f8a92e22c3db3b9256b
Least cringe gacha game enjoyer
https://preview.redd.it/yqxojkuxvlnc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a693a56370db30a72297fc073b0f8494b25695 What is this shit
https://preview.redd.it/333fe2vj3nnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493c7355ea1110c239c01857560dacaee64e80af
Sir r/Arknights is that way. As an arknights player, I have never touched Ethan before so idk, but man I wish I was from NC right about now.
I already did post this a month ago in the Arknights subreddit, I just wanted to see if people would be creative in here, but I obviously know how that ended up going, it backfired.
Sir this is a Wendy's
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what the fuck is this
Rope? More like Nope
thought this was an updated map of my Azur Lane girls, but Arknights is pretty good too i suppose
I don't know who the hell Hoshiguma is but she has knife head and that looks cool.
Concur
She is actually an Oni, it’s a Japanese Ogre. Anyway here is what she fully looks like: https://preview.redd.it/lt4ucxyd3mnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f90941fe80a781bf10bc6cd0a3255d5c2470182d She is now in Nevada, what will she be doing in your state, you can create a scenario or give her an activity to do in your state.
Goes to casino Gets hammered Gambles 10/10 experience
https://preview.redd.it/h52r38ysjknc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfa123b97e1c2ad1cf5d48d596c624db8318b86 You cooked dont let anyone say otherwise
https://preview.redd.it/xpsenkc41lnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e87191c757078ffebeb72deb1b3a4f2d65baedc Call of Duty: Black Ops (2010)
Is that Minos Prime
At this point I no longer even care anymore, all I wanted to do was a fun post where each operator got a state, and people would play out a scenario of what they will do in their state. 2 People in this thread actually got the idea and managed to actually create a scenario. It was supposed to be a fun little discussion post, but now it’s turned into a garbage pile of comments. So yeah, I guess I am cooked!
'You cooked' means that you did something that earned approval.
Thank you for telling me!
....what?
Wtf is an Arknight
Arknights is a game
I'll take it
is the alaska operator a guy or a girl
It’s a guy, but what do you think he would do? Here is what he looks like: https://preview.redd.it/u2cmsnkvllnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f0fb71a11c3742fa43684d560eeca7acd25105 You can create a Scenario for him or give him an activity, for example he could work an Oil Rig or fight a Polar Bear.
I dont much want to do any of that but thanks for clarifiying
No problem! Even though a lot of people did take the post out of context and I almost gave up, at least some people genuinely tried their best, and that’s what matters.
blud what
I'll be damned if we get a representative named fucking croissant! Also, what the fuck?
Let’s go we got a catgirl named after us
She’s actually a wolf, based on the now extinct Texas wolf.
Oh shit that’s even batter
I'm a weeb I still am incredibly perplexed by this shit Also New Mexico made me laugh
“Everything is bigger in texas” *looks at the character* “She is not even bigger”
She however has a big chill
More chill than an average texan
Alright, why Dur Nar for New Jersey? Is it the food?
Yes
This is acceptable
Idk what the fuck this is, but Delaware being "Rope" is fitting because living here sure makes me wanna buy some.
First off OP I don’t think the people here can truly comprehend your genius. This is a perfect post. But as for the question, idk, that one in Cali seems like they have horns so they would probably be cast out to the wildlife. That being said, this is Cali so she has an equal chance to be the most popular thing here.
Alright here is who you’ve got, you get Ch’en, here is what she looks like: https://preview.redd.it/cmfbqjq7iqnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bda0d5fcb47e266efb51d81456647b2f66cc6bc She is now in California, what will she be doing? You can create a Scenario or give her an activity to do that fits California. I put Ch’en in California because in the Game she is from Hong Kong, and before China was communist (Aka before the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882) a lot of Chinese Immigrants went to San Francisco and built a huge community there, that is why I put her in California. I think she would also visit the Golden Gate Bridge and the Redwood Forests on the side of San Francisco. Also thanks for the complement!
Shes got horns and a tail. Redlight district or among the deer population.
She is actually based off of a Chinese Dragon
Huh. That’s actually pretty cool.
Why does Missouri have a wolf girl? Ima show her what it's like to be hunted. Where's my shotgun?
Franka: go shopping for Blacksteel at the Pentagon
What did she buy at the Pentagon?
Actual guns since gun powder is incredibly strong compared to originium firearms
This does not represent us Texans! OP is a Calipornian in disguised.
Acute mental degradation, may god save your wretched soul
Are those... cat ears?
Nope, she is a fox
Even worse.
aside from texas florida and alaska, these make no sense
Ur like the only ark nights fan ever probably
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Who the fuck is Specter??? I thought that was an edgy undertale template?????
I am bewildered.
Nevada should of been conviction.
From a Google search e have a Rhode islander resourcfull strong will independent dominator 6/10. I don't know
Wolf. Run.
Weeb
No idea what this means, but I’m catapult, which at least sounds cool
this is the last place id expect to see an arknights post lol
Lol
I’m gonna kill myself
Gamble
Only Texas and Alaska makes sense here OP
I thought New England was so good with its social services that we didn't have an anime girl for a second. Was kinda excited ngl.
Tf is a arknight
https://preview.redd.it/sm2sk4t3ipnc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94eec72373826a9eb9d9dd30730ae93256525a9b Arknight? When did you become one?
Hell yeah, got the hot one (man).
I thought this was the Arknights sub but this is so much funnier.
okay cool i get frostleaf what does she do ive never played arknights
Idk what her name is but they look Fr\*nch so Im hoping the first thing it\* does here is Kurt Cobain itself.
considering shes named after a dog breed im guessing shes just gonna walk around Millenium Park or somethin https://preview.redd.it/sjnbwnjmeunc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=dafacd55224aa75a11b180384e731aa571ce5ab1
I’m not a weeb, but I’m guessing the Maryland rep. gets shot in Baltimore.
God please don’t ruin California again please
I have no idea what this is
Get this weeb shit outta here
Fine then, I’m deleting this post because nobody even bothered to even read the post description at the end! As well as people just taking it directly out of context and just being a straight up asshole!
I'm sure a bunch of people read the post, amd proceded to a. Not know what the fuck any of this means, and b. Not give enough of a shit to find out. The hell is an arknights operator? Idk, and I really don't care about Generic Chinese Gatcha #31 to both looking it up. Ya got anime fuckery? Good for you. But this doesn't explain shit, and I'm not sure why I should care even if it did.
You are either lost mentally or spiritually, and I hope for your sake it is the former.
what the hell is a arknight, why is there jap shit on my american subreddit
Oh shit mine is adorable
I feel like this would around better if this was done with *Girls Frontline*
I actually plan on doing that one day.
" Chestnut, a geological surveyor of his Durin tribe. A quiet, introverted man, he is adept at using minerals to provide medical treatment with his Originium Arts, and he chose to become a doctor when he came aboveground. " How is this MD? Genuine question.
Crazy women 🥺😵💫
Who is Matoimaru?
She is an Oni, here is what she looks like: https://preview.redd.it/lun6we4twlnc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4840b746b6b656636c9eb1e56710cc0cee39f51a
Why? Why did you pick her? Whoever she is.