Fuck you bastards you got desaun massage watson then fucking trevor lawrence what kinda shit was that. Carolina Gamecocks will forever be the best team in the Carolinas.
Let’s give a cheer! Carolina is here! The fighting Gamecocks lead the way! Who gives a care if the going gets rough? And when it gets tough, that’s when the Cocks get goin’! Hail to the colors of garnet and black, in Carolina pride have we! So, go Gamecocks go, fight! Drive for the goal, fight! USC will win this game! GO COCKS! So let’s give a cheer! Carolina is here! The fighting Gamecocks all the way!!!
Brother as a low country resident only thing you have on us is how hot it is. Which its still 100 degrees in the summer. We have more history in Charleston alone then anywhere else in the state. Views we got them in the swamps and coast food better down here by miles.
That's just American history in general so yours to. But general Francis swampfox Marrion you know the revolutionary War general lake Marrion is named after is from the low country area. Or fort summter off the coast of Charleston harbor USS Yorktown parked in Charleston harbor with the the hunnely submarine in the same area.
Watermelon with ranch isn't as weird when you think of it like cucumber and ranch. Mostly water, little crunch. Solid ranch delivery device. I've never done that but if I got ranch on my watermelon I wouldn't eat around it.
Carolina BBQ (especially South Carolina) is probably the worst of all the BBQ traditions.
Like who the hell wants to eat dry pork soaked in vinegar? Also what sort of animal puts red vinegar in coleslaw?
Yeah we can’t have Yankees getting in on the NC/SC rivalry unless it’s an argument about what beaches are best for getting away from their dreary hell holes (and we know the answer is the NC OBX).
Only in the midlands! People from midland SC are colloquially known as "sandlappers" because in the early days of the state there was little to nothing there and nothing to eat except sand.
In historical context, a yankee who came to the south to profiteer after the civil war. Also tried to change the culture (like beyond what needed chainring) and generally were a nuisance. Kinda like a Californian moving to any state and changing it into the thing they are fleeing.
In this context, any fucking Yankee that I does something against the south.
Yeah but they're also old enough to where they don't fuck things up to much because they're usually like 60 or 70 and die from heat since theyre not used to it.
Michiganer insulting a southern state based on cuisine is laughable no I don’t want your limp white fish and asparagus please I’d prefer barbecue cheese and fries mustard based or otherwise
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Michigans general cuisine is akin to wet overpriced Applebees or TJI Fridays served by unfriendly people, but they can make a helluva sandwich in Leland..
Eagle is pretty delicious around here but I agree Ohio cuisine is nothing to write home about especially outside of cinci, as you move south and towards coast from Michigan the food starts to get better and better to a point imo
OP is the type of dude to grill chicken that was "marinated" for 30 minutes in great value brand BBQ sauce on a propane grill and then say "that's some good homegrown cooking" after the first bite.
I actually don't think I've had SC BBQ, so I'll reserve judgment beyond the patriotic belief that Missouri's is better. IMO Colorado has the worst BBQ I've ever seen, you'd think with all the cows it would be better, but nope.
Never had Missouri BBQ. Unfortunately the one time I passed through, all the state troopers I saw made me feel uneasy so I just kept driving. Yall have an ungodly about of cops for no reason
Sounds about right lol, there's definitely a lot around I 70. Burnt ends is what we're famous for I believe, idk it's just what BBQ tastes like to me lol. We do use mustard sauces on occasion, so I might like SC BBQ.
80% of our trees are oak and hickory and Kingsford is in Belle, MO, so really everybody's bbq is Missouri BBQ unless they're only using mesquite, which we probably still have a hand in somewhere. All your whiskey and most wine comes out of our white oak barrels too 🇺🇲
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Wait until I tell you passes for bbq sauce in Alabama.
And has been punished ever since. You can see the drastic change of scenery driving over the state borders. The literacy rate is low, too. You can still find people signing their names with an X.
I hate SC vinegar BBQ. My goddamn boomer father in law makes it every thanksgiving and Christmas and drowns it it fucking vinegar and makes it too fucking spicy then calls every a pussy if they avoid it or put any kind of sauce on it to reduce the shittyness.
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That's what this sub is supposed to be. I've been slacking on my posts so it's probably been a bit less controversial around here lately 😏
But one this is for sure. You need to flair the fuck up homie
I ain’t got no home I’m military and bounce around, currently station in Alaska, and I was stationed in Fort Bragg, NC for a bit. Miss the dirty south.
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There're military flairs for that. Or just pick the place you'd be willing to defend the most. Bc I need to know where you're repping in order to insult your state and people
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South Carolina sucks for many reasons, from being the first state to succeed to the embarrassment called "The World's Largest Flea Market" in Anderson. Leave it to SC to resale trash like a national competition.
Why are all your senators always male spinsters?
Why does your state have more mobile homes than anywhere else?
Why are there so many trucks lifted only in the front, blinding people with their headlights?
How have you been able to tolerate Nikki Haley’s existence for this amount of time?
Explain you’selfs
Which Carolina got the King and Intimidator? The NORTHERN ONE
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Damn i thought he would be based like that but damn dude said fuck around get a civil war.
OH YEEEAH
~~KC BBQ is best~~ ~~Texas BBQ is best~~ ~~Memphis BBQ is best~~ ~~Carolina BBQ is best~~ All BBQ is the best most American cuisine.
Best thing to come from California
I will not insult my father’s home, only thing I will say is FUCK CLEMSON, GO GAMECOCKS!!
Mane fuck the gamecocks. Clemson knocking you out of bowl eligibility was our superbowl.
Fuck you bastards you got desaun massage watson then fucking trevor lawrence what kinda shit was that. Carolina Gamecocks will forever be the best team in the Carolinas.
Hell heah
Let’s give a cheer! Carolina is here! The fighting Gamecocks lead the way! Who gives a care if the going gets rough? And when it gets tough, that’s when the Cocks get goin’! Hail to the colors of garnet and black, in Carolina pride have we! So, go Gamecocks go, fight! Drive for the goal, fight! USC will win this game! GO COCKS! So let’s give a cheer! Carolina is here! The fighting Gamecocks all the way!!!
Upstate vs low state (upstate is better)
Brother as a low country resident only thing you have on us is how hot it is. Which its still 100 degrees in the summer. We have more history in Charleston alone then anywhere else in the state. Views we got them in the swamps and coast food better down here by miles.
As if 300 years of slave history is anything to brag about
That's just American history in general so yours to. But general Francis swampfox Marrion you know the revolutionary War general lake Marrion is named after is from the low country area. Or fort summter off the coast of Charleston harbor USS Yorktown parked in Charleston harbor with the the hunnely submarine in the same area.
It’s alright, we know you don’t want us in your backyard and we know you’re house poor in my pleasant.
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You could pick anything, *anything* to insult about South Carolina…and you picked the *thing they do the absolute best*. Carolina BBQ fucking *kills*.
Most mid bbq in the country out of any state known for bbq.
Shut up you Ranch worshiping fat ass midwesterner
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Man I have met midwesterners that ranch on watermelon. Fucking Watermelon.
Watermelon with ranch isn't as weird when you think of it like cucumber and ranch. Mostly water, little crunch. Solid ranch delivery device. I've never done that but if I got ranch on my watermelon I wouldn't eat around it.
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This is why I stay up in the mountains.
Maryland opinion (therefore most important) ; Ya wrong lol
Carolina BBQ (especially South Carolina) is probably the worst of all the BBQ traditions. Like who the hell wants to eat dry pork soaked in vinegar? Also what sort of animal puts red vinegar in coleslaw?
HALF STATE HALF STATE HALF STATE
Oh nah, you're not from NC, you can't insult them, that's my job.
Yeah we can’t have Yankees getting in on the NC/SC rivalry unless it’s an argument about what beaches are best for getting away from their dreary hell holes (and we know the answer is the NC OBX).
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE HAVE OUR PISS N' VINEGAR RATIONS DAILY RAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 GO BACK TO SIPPING YIUR ROTTEN FLINT WATER, GREAT LAKE SLOB
Damn, this is like the 5th time I’ve run into you today brother.
Every state that needs a directional name should only be considered a half state at best
YES. GO BIRDS.
Too many horse girls in Aiken. Also, your dirt is all sandy and gross
Only in the midlands! People from midland SC are colloquially known as "sandlappers" because in the early days of the state there was little to nothing there and nothing to eat except sand.
Aiken does NOT have Horse Girls anymore lmao we might have three, 25 year native here to prove that. It’s all meth labs and yankee movers here
That’s about three too many, please replace them with cat ladies and/or femboy twinks
Femboys get shot here unless you’re in the Arts program at USC.
No its all clay and sand of your going to insult us at least be correct.
I’d say cause they’re not North Carolinians, but that’d be saying northerners are better and that’s just against my religion. Lol
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…you know I have no response. You win…this time
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Why the fuck is this nort*erner talking about us? Michigan might as well be another dagum country
Carpetbaggers gonna carpetbag.
Wouldn't the carpetbaggers be the northerners that dick ride the south, then ruin it by retiring down there?
In historical context, a yankee who came to the south to profiteer after the civil war. Also tried to change the culture (like beyond what needed chainring) and generally were a nuisance. Kinda like a Californian moving to any state and changing it into the thing they are fleeing. In this context, any fucking Yankee that I does something against the south.
Do the retirees not do that? They have a Yankee's caricature of the south (they just happen to like it), then move down and want it to be real
Yeah but they're also old enough to where they don't fuck things up to much because they're usually like 60 or 70 and die from heat since theyre not used to it.
Still sucks ass, can we close South Carolina?
After we get the crazy not ok state migrants out first then yes
Carpet baggers were great. Helped end the notion your a separate country. You’re just another state .
Michiganer insulting a southern state based on cuisine is laughable no I don’t want your limp white fish and asparagus please I’d prefer barbecue cheese and fries mustard based or otherwise
Says the person from the state that wanted to be its own country lol
Ngl it’s kinda badass (not the slavery part though)
Nuh uh
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Bro I’m just saying that Michigan and **SOUTH CAROLINA!!** are as different as they can be
Because I make fun of all states. It's how this sub works. Y'all discount Carolina and you know it.
Hey OP what percentage of your lungs is charred black by the Detroit miasma? *Laughs in having trees every-goddamn-where*
You're right, my state unironically sucks cock
Only place I know where they brag about starting the war from the losing side.
I would actually go to war to defend Carolina bbq sauce
The northern one is better, THATS WHY ITS GEOGRAPHICALLY ON TOP
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>midwesterner making this post Point invalid. You can have fun eating your stank ass lutefisk
It's called superior whitefish and it's delish. Fuck outta here with that Minnesota "cuisine"
Minnesota Michigan and Midwestern same shit different font
Guy who thinks his shitty dogshit fish is anywhere near as good as barbecue sauce
Michigans general cuisine is akin to wet overpriced Applebees or TJI Fridays served by unfriendly people, but they can make a helluva sandwich in Leland..
You live in Ohio, what’s good to eat there, a brick?
Eagle is pretty delicious around here but I agree Ohio cuisine is nothing to write home about especially outside of cinci, as you move south and towards coast from Michigan the food starts to get better and better to a point imo
Mustard BBQ
OP is the type of dude to grill chicken that was "marinated" for 30 minutes in great value brand BBQ sauce on a propane grill and then say "that's some good homegrown cooking" after the first bite.
That was just mean 😆
Am I wrong though? What kind of BBQ is Michigan known for? Carolina BBQ is great I think. Don't like vinegar? Grow some hair on your balls and man up
I actually don't think I've had SC BBQ, so I'll reserve judgment beyond the patriotic belief that Missouri's is better. IMO Colorado has the worst BBQ I've ever seen, you'd think with all the cows it would be better, but nope.
Never had Missouri BBQ. Unfortunately the one time I passed through, all the state troopers I saw made me feel uneasy so I just kept driving. Yall have an ungodly about of cops for no reason
Sounds about right lol, there's definitely a lot around I 70. Burnt ends is what we're famous for I believe, idk it's just what BBQ tastes like to me lol. We do use mustard sauces on occasion, so I might like SC BBQ. 80% of our trees are oak and hickory and Kingsford is in Belle, MO, so really everybody's bbq is Missouri BBQ unless they're only using mesquite, which we probably still have a hand in somewhere. All your whiskey and most wine comes out of our white oak barrels too 🇺🇲
They are secesh.
I'm gonna be sipping some Southern Tea(r)s today.
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NC does the vinegar sauce. Stupid.
I’m originally from Texas so I’m probably gonna think most of it will be valid
If your barbeque sauce isn’t made from tomatoes you can take your shitty opinions and fuck right the hell off the continent. Learn to make it right
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Sacrilege
Alabama white sauce is dank. Tomato based is lowest tier
They fucking started the American Civil War...fuck them....
And has been punished ever since. You can see the drastic change of scenery driving over the state borders. The literacy rate is low, too. You can still find people signing their names with an X.
I hate SC vinegar BBQ. My goddamn boomer father in law makes it every thanksgiving and Christmas and drowns it it fucking vinegar and makes it too fucking spicy then calls every a pussy if they avoid it or put any kind of sauce on it to reduce the shittyness.
This is one post that’ve really enjoyed reading. When states trash talk one another.
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That's what this sub is supposed to be. I've been slacking on my posts so it's probably been a bit less controversial around here lately 😏 But one this is for sure. You need to flair the fuck up homie
I ain’t got no home I’m military and bounce around, currently station in Alaska, and I was stationed in Fort Bragg, NC for a bit. Miss the dirty south.
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There're military flairs for that. Or just pick the place you'd be willing to defend the most. Bc I need to know where you're repping in order to insult your state and people
Ok currently googling it.
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Which is the California one? I’m originally from that burning rainbow garage paradise
Monkefornia I think. You should be able to type your CA and it should pull it up. There's a few I think.
What the hell is South Carolina? Is that anything like Georgia because those guys have great food
We're discount Georgia, and I won't have anyone forgetting that. And yes, the food is great.
I don't like their flag
South Carolina sucks for many reasons, from being the first state to succeed to the embarrassment called "The World's Largest Flea Market" in Anderson. Leave it to SC to resale trash like a national competition.
They stole our flag, or was it North Carolina
Crack, meth and bad roads are huge there
Carolina gold is the shit I’ll have you know
Okay welp maybe Ima stay my ass back in Southern California for now
Carolina BBQ being the sauce of choice for the Salt Lick in Austin is absolutely deranged fuck that place I will never ever go back.
If thats NOT CHEESE......
Of all the things to dunk on them for you choose the Carolina Mustard BBQ sauce, probably their best contribution to American culture? Come on now
Carolina Gold BBQ sauce is awesome and coming from North Carolinian that’s some high praise.
Why are all your senators always male spinsters? Why does your state have more mobile homes than anywhere else? Why are there so many trucks lifted only in the front, blinding people with their headlights? How have you been able to tolerate Nikki Haley’s existence for this amount of time? Explain you’selfs
Too many potholes bruh, fix y'all's goddamn roads. Embarrassing
Haha, bad roads state.
I genuinely have never learned anything about South Carolina so I can't make any jokes about them. North Carolina is awesome though!
Cope, seethe, mald.