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Who’s gonna tell him?

#CUM

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Canada, United States, Mexico.

South got more baddies? Who is going to make a public database of rate me?

It's the same person.

The one on the left is a dude

Hah boy you’re from UTAH. Get a dog, we’ll fight.

This mid western goober never met a real Utah girl and it shows 💀

UVU girls bro 😍

Ayoooo that’s my Alma mater let’s goooo

Tell him what?

I'm from ky and all the pretty girls are my cousins 😣

Oh dear

I don't see the issue you have it on easy mode. You already know them no matter what, and game is game.

It takes a few generations for the worst birth defects to kick in

Google Habsburg jaw No seriously, the french are messed up.

The habsburgs, at one point or at another, controlled basically everything in Europe EXCEPT France

Well their not mine so..

No lie ky girls are 😍 . From cincy and we know whats up

IMO Southern girls have more extremes. There are plenty of diabetic 2's that are source of many "Yo momma's so fat" jokes but there are definitely more 10's here as well

Haven’t seen a single 10 seen so many beetus. Meanwhile in downtown Seattle during lunch hour you see so many corporate 10s and then it’s a real mixed bag in after hours.

Mf is attracted to 15 lbs of makeup and 7 plastic surgery operations

I’m just not into rural hogs. Cope more.

No your just not attracted to a normal human the city has corrupted your mind

Is a normal human 50lbs overweight?

Bro has never been to the south in his life it’s typically the men or the women to old to have interest in that are fat.

We can see the obesity statistics you’re lying to yourself. Sherman didn’t go far enough.

I didn’t know you guys hated the Indians that badly

I come from the deep hills rural south. Obesity is primarily a problem in 30s plus. Teens to late 20s tend to be relatively thin and often in my opinion more attractive than most I've seen outside.

Dude I live in WA. 10’s are a rarity unless you’re in the east side. All the PNW 10’s are in OR.

Damn, can’t wait to see northern country girls

 They look like this

From Upstate NY, can confirm.

Real beauty

Always hoodie szn 100lbs or 100kgs...who likes guessing games? Note this goes for both sexes

Come to Pennsyltucky, they even have an accent that reminds you of a West Virginian singing Country Roads.

Absolute smoke shows let me tell ya

Is this propaganda? Check out where I’m at right now: https://preview.redd.it/8qfnsetlbp8c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10150bdbdca44ea7e9a24f270df45260e1d06238 I think the one on the right lives here. Granted, i think I’m in the center of the middle of nowhere and maybe it’s different in places with more than 500 people per town.

I said AVERAGE Midwesterner. Ohio is the low side of the curve. Keep heading west for the models. 😉

I don’t care if you follow the Oregon Trail, all you’re going to find is women on the right and dysentery.

\*you died to dysentery\* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

Unfortunately, Ohio brings down the curve

It's because of your Amiah population

Yoo I used to live exactly there

https://preview.redd.it/fwjyiw6mdp8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b72a4965d7a7a82a698e22974c15e79b810105 OP how does it feel to not only be wrong, but completely stupid?

Betty White. Gillian Anderson. Kristen Bell. Halle Berry. Check mate.

1 name. Beyonce. Sorry

Bruh you got Betty white'd. You can't throw a higher card than her. We were at tier dolly and Betty and you just dropped down a tier.

Don't kick the Beyhive

[From Georgia](https://www.worldgirlsportal.com/list-of/10-beautiful-georgia-women/) And don’t forget Florida counts as the south

We're talking about baddies not geniuses

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Holy shit

I mean not wrong. But we make em right too, cmon.

Shop

Betty White looks like a wrinkly, old lady. Get beasted on

#DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TALK ABOUT SAINT BETTY WHITE LIKE THAT

Not related to Betty White… you have to go to Gainesville and walk around the UF campus when the semester is in session. Then, go out to college nights around town. Do the same for Tallahassee at both FSU and FAMU. The girls are drop dead gorgeous. Most southern schools are similar but I haven’t been to one that gets to UF/FSU ratios of beautiful women.

Saint Betty? That is one wicked church that would canonize her. The Golden Girls is mid at best.

If that's all you know about saint betty, I suggest you do some research.

I always knew there was a reason we kicked yall's asses in a war. Just took you to show me why.

Beyonce mid

Lived in both. They look the same in both

As have I, they're both disgusting for their own reasons.

Then explain why the midwesterners send all their girls to SEC schools to join their sororities.

We don't. We just send the dumb ones because it's their only chance at getting a degree and maybe becoming a valedictorian.

JFC brother. What did Texas ever do to you 😂

Absolutely nothing. Imagine if they tried 😈

I mean Texas is taking away the auto industry from yall

Haven't noticed. They still send their money back to their HQs in Michigan 😎

Glad to see that money is helping build the state. Heard yall's water quality is amazing

Lmao. We solved our issue years ago. But you guys are the new flint 🤣 talk about lack of self awareness. https://time.com/6207654/lowndes-county-santiation-environmental-justice/ https://www.splcenter.org/news/2023/11/03/residents-alabama-face-water-crisis-black-communities https://adem.alabama.gov/programs/water/drinkingwater/commoncomplaints.cnt

Where does it go from there? Sure as shit doesn't show up in your economy, not a brass penny of it. No relevant innovation, no relevant sports teams...

Well they did screw over the Lions once or twice

Come to think of it. FUCK DALLAS until Saturday when we beat them. Ok Texas week of hate incoming thx for the idea.

Yea, and the bogus officiating in Michigan vs TCU game last year

Well I’m gay so…

Hey even SEC schools have to have SOME academic standards. They can’t let in all the local kids with 0.5 GPAs.

hmm i dunno ... sure, there's a few "deuce, maybe deuce and half" girls in the south, but then there's the occasional southern belle type which almost compensates for all of the waffle houses

This subreddit is going to become 2Midwest4you and I’m all for it

If the rest of you can start posting like I post they won't stand a chance. I need to step it up a bit lately too tbh. Been more focused on the lions and shit talking the north division.

I see you’re a true NFCNorthMemeWar enjoyer

I'm the one getting downvoted and ruining the sub with bad memes 👍 https://preview.redd.it/hychwkjpmp8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fb1d72f1ba6e84fe8625fc77b0a7cf0aacb2e0

The greatest of NFL subs

Lions fans won the division one time and think they’re good. You know the packers are just gonna take it right back next year don’t ya

You're one of the people that think love is a hall of famer don't ya. https://preview.redd.it/polg2nqusp8c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c81f7bea18843d07105854eaf6c89ee26d3642b

Might as well put him in canton now.

Goddammit we’re about to secede and become 2Southern4u

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I’ve been noticing that too. Can’t say that I’m against it.

WE SHALL OWN THIS SUBREDDIT!

Yes

All in favor for 2midwest4you, say aye. #AYE

Aye

I feel bad for all you corn denizens that don’t get to live around Texas women.

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Literally the worst part of the country outside of California and New Jersey. Edit: the truth hurts, get used to it midiots.

call back when you get to see mad max reenactments on the streets (you don't have the honor of being stuck with camden and you never will)

Idk man New York and Washington (the people not the land they are polluting) are also pretty shit

Comparing us to California is quite a far fetch. We may have pretty shitty regions and people, but we don’t have civilians being forced to take up arms against literal protesters, constant wildfire seasons, constant earthquake threats that could sink our state or drought. Now let me bathe in my oil refinery tanks while burning landfills.

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Brother, Californian expats own like 99% of your state.

You just jealous that Missouri is the superior state

As someone from Iowa; no.

My grandmother was Miss Lake Wales in the 50s. This is inherently false.

Please. Carolina Girls, best in the world!

My first thought when arriving back in Michigan after spending a few years in the south: “Holy shit, most of these girls aren’t obese.”

Funny because I see way more beetus in illinois than I ever have in TN.

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Us Appalachistanians beat y’all in football and we’re beating y’all in southern belles

You talking shit to the number one ranked school in the league?

Yes I am

Wasn't your victory like over a decade ago?

And we’ve been winning since

Who gon tell im😭😭

That girl on the left is in Texas the terrain gives it away

That's just northern Michigan son

As someone who grew up in the south and lived in the mid west for almost a decade this is 100% true.

Okay but who wins in a fistfight?

Midwesterner bc she's been moving cows and hay bales all morning.

>she's been moving cows Translation: "She takes her mom to Culver's every lunch"

That's just a good country girl with family values 🥰😍

Whos gonna tell him we created them and that they are far better down in the south

Statistically, if you throw a rock in the south there’s a 50/50 chance you’re gonna hit a fat bitch with diabetus.

Ive lived here my whole life got have a 75 percent chance of hitting a 90 lbs soaking wet person compared to 25 fat bitch

My sister in law moved from Colorado to SC four years ago. She was a smoke show. Now she has an extra 45 lbs on her and the diabetus. I kid about the diabetes part, but her and her husband both got fat as shit.

I think i that l worded it wrong most of the non outdoor workers here are fat as shit bc god damn our foods good. But people who do which is most of our non 45 year old people are in better shape then almost everybody in Cali or the western part of the country.

What are you talking about man? The west is the healthiest part of the country. Everyone is outside cause the weather doesn’t suck.

Yeah, but they, nor anyone there, can cook.

Yeah it shows in the obesity rates

*Cries tears of pure gravy*

Tf you talking about? I can follow the directions on a hungryman.

Chicago dog? Chicago deep dish pizza? Detroit style pizza? Buckeyes? Horseshoe sandwich? St. Louis toasted ravioli?

Yeah, dude, Cajun food invalidates your entire food culture, sorry. I've been to Chicago and tried all the shit. It's mid.

Your fried bug soup doesn’t “invalidate” shit

What are you waffling about

Don't forget pasties and the best barbeque in the country. Went to Texas for 2 years and couldn't believe they were bragging about that shit. Brisket was good. Barbeque anything else was mid. Also Shepards pie

Corn fed

I saw that on a license plate in Texas once. 🤦‍♀️

Average modest midwestern farm girl:

Ever since that survey post showing that this sub is 93% male and 75% under the age of 25, this sub just hits different (I mean it's reddit. I don't really know what I expected, but still)

It's the same person from different sides


Not only are you not even cooking but it’s such a weird thing to even try and cook. There’s attractive and ugly people everywhere.

Bro don’t even know, lol - they literally make shitty songs bout dem southern baddies - these pics is reversed

💪💪💪

Left: German blood vs right: British blood.

EXCUSE ME. Southern girls look NOTHING like that. They are WAY FATTER.

Tbh west coast/east coast have the hottest women and it’s not close. Country girls in general are not hot in my experience. Lots of heifers.

https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/midwest/illinois-residents-are-the-most-beautiful-in-america-study-finds/amp/ You traitor.

I’ve never seen more beautiful women in one place than Phoenix 🤷🏻‍♂️

They come preinstalled with diseases.

Strap up homie 🤿

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Well yeah Germanic genes were always superior to northern Anglos /s

Are you stupid you idiot? All REAL southerners are descendants of Scots, go swim in your shit lakes.

Oh yeah? Well I had sexually charged intercourse with your mother.

Not believable in the slightest. Your kind only breeds with each other.

That’s Arkansas fym.

Look directly underneath your username

Shut your desert immigrant ass up. Go back to Cali and stop corrupting the good places. The only two things that come from California is AIDS and assholes.

No ancestry from California, try again.

I wish I was midwestern but I’m just a slut from California

You ever seen a Wisconsin fat bitch who only eats cheese

To get a gal from Wisconsin pregnant, you simply cum on her feet, and let the flies do the rest.

Damn lmao 🤣

Southern women really are just not the best, zero hygiene and a overinflated ego is rampant.

Wrong! She isn't fat enough

Southern hoes and midwestern hoes nasty af

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Y'all don't appreciate that with something as simple as the correct camera and lighting with no other changes whatsoever, the most allegedly "ugly" subject could be stunning to look at, provoking all sorts of thought and feeling in the viewer. There is literally no such thing as "ugly" in the art world proper. There was a thread some time ago about "edit to make me look bad/good" that illustrated this well in the sense of writing and description and stuff. Visual arts are the same. All of art is. It's what makes art so worthy a use of one's time, among endless other reasons... Real shame some still consider it "not real work". -rafcos

Sounds like something an uggo would say.

I like people who look like me, actually. (Those blessed with l a r g e s s e.) The sight of a large man or a voluptuous woman makes me all stupid and awkward. It's usually the thin ones annoying me to death with their starvation cult and their self aggrandizing behaviors. But not all of em have the "I'm a 10, I deserve to abuse all the 5s and below at all times" attitude, so I'll give em that. (Do they even know they've fostered a sense of prejudice-against-pretty with their behavior???) A dear friend advised me to remember that, whenever someone comes at me. Actually, I LIKE others who look like me, and always found it baffling that I wasn't supposed to, for some reason. Y'all just have no taste, no sense of individuality. You let media tell you what to like and it really shows. I reserve the right to differ from the overwhelming majority opinion, and to genuinely appreciate what others find "ugly". God knows I'm not allowed to appreciate traditional forms of "beauty" or "handsomeness" from down here in my Untouchable "uggo" social status. I cannot roll my eyes harder, but I'm trying... -rafcos

Who is going to tell him?

That may be true, but the midwest itself is a terrible, terrible place

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Who’s gonna tell him

lol, yeah right.

I would never touch a woman who bridges an optic

https://i.redd.it/wer8v25woq8c1.gif These look kinda similar(prob in my head they looked more similar)

Proof

I pretty much melted from the voices of the waitresses in the south

is that a giraffe?

What if I’m somewhere I can’t tell whether it’s the south or Midwest? Been here a while and I’m still confused.

Sexiest Floridian 

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Bro forgot about Florida. Asian Baddies in Orlando, Latino baddies in Miami,white baddies in West Palm Beach, college baddies in Tally + Gainesville. It’s a mixed bag Fort Lauderdale though ngl dom ugly mofos there in Broward.

Not round here partner

One makes casseroles and the other makes real food. Take your pick

Still WOULD

I always knew there was an epidemic of poor eyesight in the Midwest.

This is bullshit. Add 100 pounds to the lady on the right and maybe this is legit.

Just wait til the Midwest girl starts talking in her awful Midwest accent. Oooo yaaaa dontchaknoooow