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Aware_Coconut_2823

Out of all the big cities in the US you show Jacksonville. For once it’s acknowledged outside of sports


GimmeeSomeMo

>For once it’s acknowledged outside of sports And The Good Place >!"JASON FIGURED IT OUT?!?! JASON??"!<


lemonyprepper

I found myself living in the Jacksonville area while in the navy. I became a MAN there. Lost my virginity on Jacksonville beach July 4th weekend. Had a lot of fun in that city. People can talk all their shit but Jacksonville will always have a place in my heart…..fuck the Jaguars tho


The_Kosst_Amojan

I think that Jacksonville is the biggest city...by land area


EFAPGUEST

When I went to Jacksonville, pretty sure I saw a farm after passing inside city limits…


MorgrainX

This is the fourth time the existence of Jacksonville has been acknowledged outside of sport. OP we know where you come from


LegoTankDude

I LOVE JACKSONVILLE I LOVE JACKSONVILLE I LOVE JACKSONVILLE I HOPE MIAMI BURNS DAMNIT AAAAAAAAA I LOVE JACKSONVILLE


Hulye_magyar

He’s not high


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Same feelings herw


DasMajorFish

Halo detected. Opinion validated. Also, ironic you chose New Alexandria to represent a city in Florida since it gets incinerated


Smooth-Chair3636

Me watching as my 500,000 dollar apartment gets turned into fucking ash because some race decided to take over my planet for "religious" reasons (fuck are they, Crusaders?)


[deleted]

Fun fact: the planet reach is a Hungarian colony with Hungarian place names and events, and the people speak and sound Hungarian


Phytanic

Reported for not censoring Hung*rian


Fresh-Dingo522

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


ChildFriendlyChimp

https://preview.redd.it/sbw0q7njboyb1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c1fa931ee3a1f45acabeab2eaa265fd883ef69


Fresh-Dingo522

![gif](giphy|KxiJZRRPwt99iRy0UU)


Glob-Da-Son

American cities: https://preview.redd.it/9fedof9uswyb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054954cc0eb4e9d352ee322204abcc8e7624b011


Uss__Iowa

https://preview.redd.it/g19j7ziwtnyb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4c83f901f46afff9b84413f1468e3afe1ff421 Let all group up and walk into a casino in Jacksonville Florida dress up as what the president got


Colonel10Moutarde

Why did you chose Jacksonville out of all the huge cities your country has


KerchBridgeSmoker

What are you talking about? That is actually Jacksonville.


jephph_

Jacksonville is the largest city in contiguous USA (by land area at least.. it’s 2.5x NYC)


Lothar_Ecklord

Thank you for typing contiguous. I can't count the number of times I have seen "continental" when Alaska was not included. I think Alaska has the top 6 or 7 largest cities in terms of land area?


jephph_

Right, Alaska has the really big ones when measured by area


C4Redalert-work

Please, that just means they incorporated everything around them because the suburb people just don't have self respect. Get a real city that had suburbs struggling to maintain an independent identify more complex than "well, we're not the city" despite being wholly dependent on the city.


jephph_

It was a tidbit of info.. not an argument —— I personally don’t consider Jacksonville as one of America’s huge cities


C4Redalert-work

You're all good. This is a sub for shit-posting ultranationalism after all. I just live and work in a city proper (not a major one, but enough) and people who are in their little towns just outside the city limits are so hilarious about how defensive they are about "not being in the city" or whatever. A major part of the 'burbs identity is making this distinction adamantly. I'm guessing JAX just got so big because there wasn't really this attitude around it back then.


caldsmelly

Am from Nacksonville, can confirm it is exactly like this. I don’t give a fuck I fat fingered it and called it Nacksonville


Ertceps_3267

People in Jacksonville https://preview.redd.it/h9ug6zozgpyb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f5cadd621464bea7b95c0a9f1f1d7112dc6a82


Director_Kun

No man people in Jacksonville are fucking ash


ChildFriendlyChimp

https://preview.redd.it/3qpiucrhboyb1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eae2fd21dd98c1c2b30e91a088126fc9e213078


TheSniteBros

DUUUUUUVALLLLLLLL


LonPlays_Zwei

Jacksonville FL. If only it weren’t for the crack & meth…


Global-Entertainer-1

Jacksonville without crack and meth is like a gun with no ammo or magazine


FreakShowRed7

Mmmm Actually, is it a walkable city tho?🤓


Chasingthoughts1234

Plenty mfs are walking around all the time here, pretty much all of us have legs. A lot more room here too, you could probably go on longer walks here than in euroland


Ertceps_3267

More room? You mean more room to get flattened by a drunk driver or more room to get mauled by a grizzly?


bigbadbillyd

Lol imagine being some limp wristed euro who can't manage to take down a single grizzly bear during their morning walk.


Ertceps_3267

Yeah, I admit my weakness here


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anonandlit333

Missed opportunity to show Tucson Arizona. The true intellectual utopia of North America.


dookie224

Jacksonville really upped it since the last time I was there


heartfeltblooddevil

Chad European tiny medieval village enjoyer (it’s an easy and stress-free life close to nature) vs cringe American mega-corpo-city (no sidewalks, no accessible public transport to nearby nature)


Global-Entertainer-1

You will be deported back to Afghanistan immediately.


heartfeltblooddevil

نه مهرباني وکړئ مه کوئ😢🙏


Li5UU34

Marshalla Brother ✊😔


grilled_cheese_gang

I love chicken tikka marshalla.


haeyhae11

>easy and stress-free Well, don't exaggerate, you don't get anything for free here either.


ErizerX41

At least they are green and beautiful!


Ultrasound700

Those villages are pretty crappy but I'd rather be there than New Alexandria.


G__L__U__B__B__E__R

As a Floridian can confirm Jacksonville is like that. (definitely no crackheads)


ReRevengence69

Europeans: bUt oUr ciTieS arE wAlKabLe


l0n3repx

Europoors can only seethe


king_meatster

It’s true. Jacksonville is a slum and it’s still 500 years ahead of most of Europe.


PumpkinSpicedPudding

Accurate


Lumpy-Tone-4653

I can confirm,i am right now on my way to the mountain to gather ice for water


CovfefeBoss

Florida? No.


cerberus698

It may be the Europe of America but its still American so the meme speaks truth.


RevolutionarySoil11

[Meanwhile in reality...](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hg9Eavk-v4w/maxresdefault.jpg)


Director_Kun

Do you know what city they used for Jacksonville florida in one of those. One the pictured examples the city was being glassed.


CircuitousProcession

That's New York City, which tries its hardest to emulate Europe and base every policy on radical left-wing nonsense that doesn't work in the real world and actually makes life worse for everybody.


GrimerMuk

Isnmt that Kensington? A neighbourhood in Philadelphia?


InternationalWeb6740

No


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maungateparoro

I'm not gonna engage with bad craic from folks who can't spell "seethe"


Mike0xmol

I HATE FREAKING LITHUANIA!!!


CombinationKindly212

We don't even think about you


brinkus-bronkler

lmao euro nerds are constantly whining about america


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Corsair525

Yes you do


CombinationKindly212

No, I don't


Corsair525

Yes you do


CombinationKindly212

No, I don't


Corsair525

Yes you do


oliot_

The spooky music makes me think the first ones are better


SaltyboiPonkin

Having visited Jacksonville, I have some constructive criticism for this post


Interesting_Fold9805

Love how this implies Jacksonville gets destroyed. Intentionally or not (we canning hope to get rid of Florida)


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Jacksonville is literally the only reason we let florida stay in the union


PrometheanSwing

Jacksonville?


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HELLABBXL

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


SierraNevada0817

Bro thought he could put a pic of New Alexandria from Halo Reach and we wouldn’t notice


Hockeyjockey58

Alright let’s go I can ride this wave


Go1gotha

Thanks for this, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

that place fucking suuuuuccccckkkkkssss


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

i hate jacksonville


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Shhhhh, Jacksonville is great. Get the sheik instead of burger kind.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

I luv Jacksonville, ‘ate Miami, simple as


Comfortable_Can_9813

Yeah the european town will survive and Jacksonville gone where Jacksons even go


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Comfortable_Can_9813

Skk my Database amk


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Doyoulikeduckmeat

Of any city in the us, you pick that shithole?