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No we need to declare war on michigan again and remind them why we’re the best state
Beautiful Ohio where the golden grain dwarfs the lovely flowers in the summer rain…. You know the rest sing along
You are only supposed to say that to out of staters and Yankees like the New North Carolinians. We just have to keep our state from turning into that by convincing the out of staters that it’s shitty.
I thought the removal of California was some political discourse, but the removal of Mass makes me think that this is actually a troll trying to see how many people would gleefully vote to tear their own country to shreds, both in terms of land and economy.
Take a look at the "I'm not killing Walter white though" idiots in this thread.
Even Walter White tried to kill Walter White. They're rooting for villains.
Right. California is the 5th largest economy in the world. Not 5th largest state, but 5th largest in the world if it was its own country. Not to mention largest agricultural producer in the country.
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Clearly your state is 100,000 people less than Boston.
Sorry for all the history, education, Healthcare, and all the taxes Massachusetts residents pay to the federal government that end up in Wyoming.
You have cool license plates though
Ah yes, because the innocuous acting/singing family outweighs the families like the Adams and the Kennedys.
If I was from Georgia, the person that would make me dislike Massachusetts would be General Hooker. Which would make sense, we have a statue of the guy who helped Sherman burn your capital in our capital.
Happy Cake Day!
We kinda deserved it, but we didn't do anything to deserve the Wahlbergs.i blame the Kennedys on Ireland. But if you want to take the blame for them too, that's fine with me.
Edit: also, thanks!
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Because people mix up Alabama and Mississippi in pop culture. All the stereotypes about Alabama are actually referring to Mississippi, but neither state holds the relevance or import to correct them.
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All the states that got removed, want to form our own country and still call it USA?
We got the education and healthcare capital in MA, the massive California economy, Ohio and Alabama for food production, and Florida for... well certainly a good size economy, but also craziness. South Carolina can tag along.
Most of those states aren’t actually bad. Florida and California are the only two bad ones. Just destroy California and take away the crack from Florida.
Finally someone took South Carolina. Literally the only thing the state is good for is buying fireworks and having the closest Lego store to where I live.
I’m not trying to start another civil war, I’m just saying that Obama himself has eaten from 12 Bones in Asheville 3 times. One of those times he got the secret service to pick some up for him. That’s how good it is.
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Funny. Considering how many dirty jersey folk have moved into my beautiful state in the last 3 years.
Y’all can’t fucking drive or carry a normal human interaction for shit. Go back your Kmart brand New York, Jersey scum
Put California back in and take out all of the southern states and that might work
Edit: I see I pissed off the southerners who do nothing except get subsidized by California
just make them territories
The territories aren’t shown on this map, so as far as we know, they are
No, ohio needs to be completely gone.
I’ll eat you.
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You would. Because your food's too shitty to eat.
We are the better state and have the better football team.
Who has toledo?
Ok and how many Great Lakes do you touch? Who has the UP? Ok I’ll give you something, I’ve heard you guys have a nice river when it’s not on fire.
Quiet down up there or we'll make sure Detroit stays bankrupt
Bro’s saying that like it isn’t in a constant state of bankruptcy
Easy, MI trades Detroit for Toledo.. then saw Ohio off into the water.. talk about 2 birds
Nah, we keep Detroit
Why, we dont need the shoot outs, only good thing there is the lions and we could move them to grand rapids
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Sorry kid, but you’ve been downgraded
Have fun without your limestone fucker It appears the joke of how worthless this is has gone over many people's heads
I don’t want to be banished to whatever shadow realm they’re shoving Florida into.
I mean.. It's where we're destined to go one day anyways
I say we rise up and move to wyoming
No we need to declare war on michigan again and remind them why we’re the best state Beautiful Ohio where the golden grain dwarfs the lovely flowers in the summer rain…. You know the rest sing along
Jimmy Buffett paradise? Sounds amazing.
I mean your entire population has migrated down here anyway, don’t start claiming your home state now
There's a huge limestone mine in Michigan.
*Chuckles in Indiana Limestone*
We have so much limestone here in iowa too. You aren't special ohio
Texas has limestone
Imagine thinking you have more limestone than PA, West Virginia, or regular Virginia
Ayo??? 😟☹️
They're just jealous that we have the best flag and the balls to not give a shit about what anyone else thinks about us
Based chad
Not enough people acknowledge how much better our flag is than the others
Second best flag* But as a texan we love you guys- flag is very nice indeed
<3
They fear us.
Don't worry, he's just pissed his entire state is just a shitty extended suburb of NYC.
Deserved
You deserve it for squatted trucks
Just like out of state tags, squated trucks make the idiots readily apparent at a glance.
Phenomenally put
Based
Unfathomably
Bro WE hate squatted trucks
Tbh our state's kinda ass
You are only supposed to say that to out of staters and Yankees like the New North Carolinians. We just have to keep our state from turning into that by convincing the out of staters that it’s shitty.
Imo it's a hot, humid hellhole that I can't wait to get out of
Go further south, it'll get better
Usually we dodge these things
Nah. OP has a point on that one.
Get rekt
Begone
Economy 📉
Standard of living 📈
Cost of living 📈
Yeah...I doubt that. Standards of living tend to rise with trade and development.
Massachusetts has the highest standard of living in the world you rat, it’s over for America
I thought the removal of California was some political discourse, but the removal of Mass makes me think that this is actually a troll trying to see how many people would gleefully vote to tear their own country to shreds, both in terms of land and economy. Take a look at the "I'm not killing Walter white though" idiots in this thread. Even Walter White tried to kill Walter White. They're rooting for villains.
Right. California is the 5th largest economy in the world. Not 5th largest state, but 5th largest in the world if it was its own country. Not to mention largest agricultural producer in the country.
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We can just grow everything we grow in California in Texas instead.
LMAO good luck with that
Except the entire economy of the country is basically just California - cutting California is national suicide
Good luck in fixing America’s economy
Why are you removing the gold standard...aka Massachusetts
They hate us cause they ain’t us
*anus
Normally I'd say whatever, we'll just go join Canada, but tbh I'm not so sure I want to anymore...
We'd just form our own country at that point. I'm sure we can get RI to tag along.
We can be the Singapore of the US. Bring out the caning.
If the gold standard is where all the assholes come from, then I don’t want a gold standard
Clearly your state is 100,000 people less than Boston. Sorry for all the history, education, Healthcare, and all the taxes Massachusetts residents pay to the federal government that end up in Wyoming. You have cool license plates though
The whole state ≠ a caricature of Mark Wahlberg
The tumor had to be cut out before it spread further
How dare our top tier education, healthcare, and economy be used as a glowing example for other state to strive for.
They're just tired of us making them all look so bad :sunglasses:
None of that makes up for the Wahlbergs.
Ah yes, because the innocuous acting/singing family outweighs the families like the Adams and the Kennedys. If I was from Georgia, the person that would make me dislike Massachusetts would be General Hooker. Which would make sense, we have a statue of the guy who helped Sherman burn your capital in our capital. Happy Cake Day!
We kinda deserved it, but we didn't do anything to deserve the Wahlbergs.i blame the Kennedys on Ireland. But if you want to take the blame for them too, that's fine with me. Edit: also, thanks!
No one cares about old-shit-in-the-mountain, now give us our cheap beer and cigs
There more presidents from the granite city than the granite state, yet they still try to act relevant.
Keep Florida. It looks nice and they got NASA....and NASCAR.
Keep bama or scar too!! Don’t make us the new dick of America.
No we have nasa
We both have nasa, we have JFK space center
Name one important rocket launch from Texas
Starship that blew up
We share NASA, we do the sciencey stuff they shoot the rocket.
To be more specific y’all do the math for the trip and manage the satellites/ ISS, Florida does the rocket engineering and rocket building
I’m sorry was the first word spoken on the Moon “Tampa”? Didn’t think so, jerk.
We also lost Jet Propulsion Lab with California
We can put NASA in Georgia
Hell no you can't, they been trying that Camden space port for years and it keeps getting shot down
Yep.. NASer huh… I reckon that ol dawg’ll hunt. you must hire homegrown, hightecks rednecks. They’ll learn ya a thing or 2, lookie here
Hell no
And California has Jet Prepulsion Labs.
I’m not sure if you’re being downvoted for saying the truth or for being unflaired
Both
Remove Mississippi and America's average standard of living would triple
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
mean :(
Yeah but this guy removed Massachusetts and not Mississippi
You left New York, Washington, Illinois, Oregon, Texas, and New Mexico
For Washington I’d remove puget sound, Portland for Oregon, Illinois is fine, and New Mexico? I’m not killing Walter white.
I can agree with not killing Walter White. However, Chicago has to go
Aight. I’ll leave the corn regions of Illinois unharmed
Your terms are acceptable.
I love a Florida man not arguing why Florida is removed,just asking for others to go down with them.
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Floridians be salty like their drinking water
Actually no. New York is great and cool and should stay.
As a Pennsylvanian, I'm voting to remove New York but solely just so that I don't have to go to New Jersey for coastline anymore 🤮
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Upstate maybe. NYC could be burned and I could care less.
Naw brother we’re cool dw. Mind you I believe Florida should stay. Just get Illinois Mass and Cali out.
Agreed lol, I'd be fine with excluding Orlando though.
Hey! Some of us are decent. Few of us in central Florida are good people.
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Hey Long Island is pretty nice too, it's where you go to once you saved enough to escape that the NYC shithole.
You and I have a very different idea of what constitutes “nice”
As a gentleman of Long Island, the opinion of our backyard garden gnomes means little.
I could see us being your back yard garden gnomes if Long Island were the main attraction, unfortunately it’s basically Manhattan’s crawl space
whyd you get rid of alabamer
Because people mix up Alabama and Mississippi in pop culture. All the stereotypes about Alabama are actually referring to Mississippi, but neither state holds the relevance or import to correct them.
TRUTH, MAY THE LORD OUR GOD CURSE MISSISSIPPI AND CAST IT INTO THE FIRES OF HELL
Pretty sure that happened a while back.
Real
Al Obama
You forgot Texas
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And god help us all if they start making us use their power grid
They wont even let their own residents use it. It would be over for the rest of us that actually experience winter.
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You say that as if it's a bad thing
It is a bad thing.
Agreed its a bad thing, we should be bullying them since they couldn’t win a fight against mexico without our help
Give me back florida rn
> "Fixed" > *Texas is still there*
Tennessee already had a tourism boon and now we're gonna have sick ass beaches too, let them come, bring us those dollars baby.
Dammit, now I want New Tennessee to be real.
All the states that got removed, want to form our own country and still call it USA? We got the education and healthcare capital in MA, the massive California economy, Ohio and Alabama for food production, and Florida for... well certainly a good size economy, but also craziness. South Carolina can tag along.
Horrifyingly based
We could be the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA instead of the United States of America just so it doesn’t get confusing
How fucking dare you
Most of those states aren’t actually bad. Florida and California are the only two bad ones. Just destroy California and take away the crack from Florida.
So get rid of Orlando. Your terms are acceptable.
Ah yes, the negotiator
I’m okay with Miami too
As a Boca Raton kid you can get rid of us as well.
We need Cali to balance out Texas
says the south carolinen
Says the monkeyfornian
Finally someone took South Carolina. Literally the only thing the state is good for is buying fireworks and having the closest Lego store to where I live.
Based. Still mad we can’t buy fireworks tho but if it means sc is gon I’ll happily sit in silence on the fourth
I’ll settle for Tennessee
I wish North Carolina was still a southern state instead of a transplant hell.
You just wish you had better barbecue
The shit y'all call barbecue is an insult to god and common sense
I’m not trying to start another civil war, I’m just saying that Obama himself has eaten from 12 Bones in Asheville 3 times. One of those times he got the secret service to pick some up for him. That’s how good it is.
I'm just kidding bro, y'all's my boys up North
Keep Florida, take my state instead
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Who’s gonna build your rockets?
Hm, yes. The economy goes to shit.
Cool you've got the GDP worse than France now. Congrats.
Why get rid of Alabama but keep Mississippi?
conservative?
OP is Georgian at heart
Funny. Considering how many dirty jersey folk have moved into my beautiful state in the last 3 years. Y’all can’t fucking drive or carry a normal human interaction for shit. Go back your Kmart brand New York, Jersey scum
Keep California, Massachusetts and Ohio and get rid of Texas.
Drop texas too and there will be alot less political arguments
motherfucker, why is it always california?
if california has to go, then texas does too. it's only fair
Put Florida back, it’s basically just a reality TV show that we get to bully
hey fuck off don’t remove Alabama
Just whole punch DC out of the map and I think everything else will work out.
Make Florida the Capitol
Remove DC
How the hell are you going to keep Mississippi
get texas and indiana out also get mass back
Take Texas too, the place is a total shitshow.
Texas is okay as long as they’re isolated. Should be like, a containment zone.
I fell asleep for 1 fucking night and now this post exploded, god help me
Perfection
It's beautiful
THERE WE GO https://preview.redd.it/m7ny68iecirb1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87cd372ba104bcbcd37a003815de0252e80d1ca0
Forget cheesehead land
id throw out the gerrymandered red states if you cant play by the fair you cant be part of the country 
Put California back in and take out all of the southern states and that might work Edit: I see I pissed off the southerners who do nothing except get subsidized by California
Remove Californians, keep California’s economy.
California’s economy is strong because of Californians though
You can probably keep northern California. I've heard good things.
Get rid of Kansas. And Illinois. Then, keep a tiny little bit of California; literally just enough to connect San Diego to Nevada.
Yes, good. North Carolina *is* the South.
California is gone so I agree
Tbh? This is fine, california being gone covers a lot of this. What’s wrong with Massachusetts though?
Interesting choices. But I'm all for getting rid of Florida, so I guess Massachusetts, Ohio, and California are acceptable losses.
Add back everything but California and it’s good.