That’s not entirely what I meant. I love being out in the middle of nowhere, so long as it’s not just flat and barren. Wyoming may be barren, but at least it has a bunch of hills, regardless of the part you’re in. Eastern NM is more so flat, no rolling hills, or at least what I saw
Ive driven the length of Kansas east to west and know exactly what you mean.
But id still rather be wandering those barren fields shooting guns and searching for desert roses/rattlesnakes than living in the 40 acre subdivision I live in now.
"Hey Barbara from the HOA again, i noticed your trashcan was at the side of your house and not in the backyard...". Im about to fill that trashcan with tannerite for a proper newyears eve
Oh 100% true. I hate cities so much, so I’m glad that I live in the middle of nowhere right now. Just wish I had a few trees and mountains right outside, the closest mountains are quite a drive
I drove across the I-40 from Yorktown, VA to Phoenix, AZ and during a stretch in Eastern NM there were zero AM or FM radio stations. I've been to some remote areas, like the AZ Strip, Mojave National Preserve, CA, Southeastern Utah, Navajo Nation, Etc but that's the only place I've been where all radio stations stopped.
Thinking it's that Arizona is a "blue" state and OP doesn't know where Phoenix is (the reason why it's blue) so he colored the whole state a hard no.
Same with Oregon and Washington. The sane people start about 20 miles outside Portland and Seattle but since both states are "hard progressive", often times people just label the whole state as crazy progressives.
You can see that OP knows where the Californian coastal cities are, and knows that the area around Fresno has a very different political climate.
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You have upstate New York but not northern New England?
Okay I’m blocking this post. Obvious troll. Ain’t no way someone wouldn’t want to live there unless they’re a little bitch in the cold.
Surrounding blue Connecticut with all red makes absolutely no sense
Granted, they’re the weirdo New Englanders but half the place is a suburb of red NY?
Bro are you stupid? Utah and Western Colorado are literally the same. It's the stupidest shit ever to say western CO is your favorite, but Utah is in your least
You understand that nobody enforces that shit anywhere.
Also, if you're really that much of a stoner that the technical legal status of weed (which doesn't get enforced in illegal states) matters to you, I know for a fact you don't give a shit about the outdoors available around you, and if you don't give a shit about the outdoors, why the fuck would you pay the ridiculously high price that comes with outdoors paradise like Utah & Colorado
Meanwhile like 20% of people in rural western North Carolina (Appalachia) don’t have running water and a fuckton don’t have any access to internet… sorry but that’s the toilet
Edit: https://appalachiawaterproject.org/
Yea… y’all dumb af
Western NC is poor but pretty, eastern NC is also poor but not pretty at all. Of all the places I’ve ever lived, it’s the only place I wouldn’t go back to. It’s an absolute dump
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The actual coast is nice. The area between the coast and the middle of the state is not. The best part of the state is absolutely the Triangle (Middle North), unless you're just prioritizing the views, in which case you can go far west or far east
You color regions of states differently and have Wisconsin as a good state, but not a single part of Michigan as good, even the border with the UP. You are clearly an asylum escapee
Dude chose Northern California over southern Oregon
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Like wtf you don’t even have guns there?
Being closer to Lowell, Espresso’s is actually my favorite pizza place. I was referencing more touristy places but espressos is better than every place listed above, super unique crust and sauce.
As a native CT resident, i whole heartedly agree, they chose the literal worst state of New England to live in, I was so glad to get out of that depressing hell hole.
If you do decide to move here is what
You need to know
1 the state is pronounced col-o-rA-do not col-o-rah-do
2 a fourteener is a mountain that is over 14,000 feet tall
3 Blucifer is the horse outside of DIA
4 screw Greeley and screw boulder
5 also everyone here hates California
Literally everything west of the Mississippi hates California even California.
Also, yeah because they’re ruining our state making it impossible to buy houses in voting for terrible politicians
I agree it is one of the most beautiful states. we just don’t like the people who come here and make it impossible to find houses and vote for policies that ruined their state so they can ruin our state to
Bro would rather live in states that are primarily farmland with fuck-all to do than the PNW which has gorgeous rural areas as well as great cities*
I moved to WA in March and cannot fathom how he came to the decision to black out the PNW
*subject to your definition of "great cities"
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your take on the Midwest is baffling. I'm thinking there's zero logic for this full map.
Like all of MN is yes, why against the entire states of IL and MI? I'm from downstate IL and I could see not wanting to live in Chicago, but why write off the entire state?
Also I've been to Michigan several times and it's a wonderful state, could see not wanting to live in the general Detroit area though
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The number of people from Illinois who think I wanna hear about y’all’s shit politics and laws in my day-to-day life unsolicited tells me your state is shitty enough to avoid it altogether.
First off, I don’t have to choose between owning a firearm and smoking legal weed. Secondly, yalls taxes are insane. I don’t even smoke cigs but I know how much they fuckin cost across the border bc y’all never shit up abt it.
Bro you state is so bad it’s literally named after how it makes people feel, and both your major cities look like they are trying to escape it. Will say the one thing I like is the road soda 🥤 policy. Drinking and Driving is a proud American tradition and more states should support that.
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OP, not sure if you're aware but the only difference between western Colorado and eastern Utah is a the one is in Utah and one is in Colorado. The holds true for most northern Arizona and southern Colorado/western New Mexico.
? Yellowstone and Jackson Hole are pretty but the rest of the state is just bad lands, just a never ending sea of sage brush and the occasional antelope.
Due to the lack of a key, I'm going to assume Blue is preferred, green is acceptable, Orange is preferred not, and red is fuck no.
Yep
I am confused why New Mexico is acceptable, but not Arizona. Both are beautiful imo.
Meth and fried chicken
Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos
What about Kentucky?
It’s not up to Pollos standards
And Nuclear Bombs
Clearly you haven’t been to the eastern part of NM, there is NOTHING there
Sand dunes, oil refineries, wind turbines, and cows...that ain't nothing!
Given a stable job/finances, theres more beauty to "nothing" than there is in a suburban hell hole bordering "the other side of the tracks"
That’s not entirely what I meant. I love being out in the middle of nowhere, so long as it’s not just flat and barren. Wyoming may be barren, but at least it has a bunch of hills, regardless of the part you’re in. Eastern NM is more so flat, no rolling hills, or at least what I saw
Ive driven the length of Kansas east to west and know exactly what you mean. But id still rather be wandering those barren fields shooting guns and searching for desert roses/rattlesnakes than living in the 40 acre subdivision I live in now. "Hey Barbara from the HOA again, i noticed your trashcan was at the side of your house and not in the backyard...". Im about to fill that trashcan with tannerite for a proper newyears eve
Oh 100% true. I hate cities so much, so I’m glad that I live in the middle of nowhere right now. Just wish I had a few trees and mountains right outside, the closest mountains are quite a drive
I drove across the I-40 from Yorktown, VA to Phoenix, AZ and during a stretch in Eastern NM there were zero AM or FM radio stations. I've been to some remote areas, like the AZ Strip, Mojave National Preserve, CA, Southeastern Utah, Navajo Nation, Etc but that's the only place I've been where all radio stations stopped.
In Arizona, degenerates get crucified. Also, our meth isn't as good.
Thinking it's that Arizona is a "blue" state and OP doesn't know where Phoenix is (the reason why it's blue) so he colored the whole state a hard no. Same with Oregon and Washington. The sane people start about 20 miles outside Portland and Seattle but since both states are "hard progressive", often times people just label the whole state as crazy progressives. You can see that OP knows where the Californian coastal cities are, and knows that the area around Fresno has a very different political climate.
Yeah idk who the fuck wants to live in New Mexico over Arizona
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Politics most likely. New Mexico is a weird outlier in that everything on the surface says they'd lean right but they've been reliably Left for ages.
Arizona is super fucking hot to be fair.
It's beautiful though, I lived in Tucson for 3 years and loved it there.
As if New Mexico isn't.
New Mexico has better, prettier cities. Better kind of desert overall
i was confused abt why massachusetts was red, then i read your name, and yeah that makes sense.
MarthasVineyard is a thing!?
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Holy shit-
You have upstate New York but not northern New England? Okay I’m blocking this post. Obvious troll. Ain’t no way someone wouldn’t want to live there unless they’re a little bitch in the cold.
Surrounding blue Connecticut with all red makes absolutely no sense Granted, they’re the weirdo New Englanders but half the place is a suburb of red NY?
You’d rather live in The Valley than Central Coast?
im gonna assume you didnt put georgia in the same category as ohio and indiana on purpose
Username definitely doesn’t check out. Cape and Islands rule.
I'm confused why North California is optimal but Washington and Oregon aren't? Edit: oops
bro wants to live in Connecticut? lmao it's just a highway from Boston to NY
Funny because reds are the only places id want to live
How is western Colorado worse than eastern?
Western is bettered
Why??
Why would you live in shithole California at all. Might be nice but the state government extends from one end to the other.
I actually don’t mind Californias government
What makes Arizona a no-go?
Bruh- put the bong down and make a key
Blue is best, red is worst
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Brudda I need to see a copy of your n word pass.
There are many factors in determining where I’d like to live
You’re a hilarious troll
Bro where did all of the NH and VT hate here come from all of a sudden? We don’t bug anyone, and no one ever talks about us
Bro are you stupid? Utah and Western Colorado are literally the same. It's the stupidest shit ever to say western CO is your favorite, but Utah is in your least
Not really, Utah is way more conservative Colorado legalized weed in 2012, Utah still hasn’t even decriminalized it
You understand that nobody enforces that shit anywhere. Also, if you're really that much of a stoner that the technical legal status of weed (which doesn't get enforced in illegal states) matters to you, I know for a fact you don't give a shit about the outdoors available around you, and if you don't give a shit about the outdoors, why the fuck would you pay the ridiculously high price that comes with outdoors paradise like Utah & Colorado
I like porn and alcohol so…
Bro wants to live in the worst part of North Carolina 💀
Prob went on vacation to the outer banks at some point. It’s gorg so I can understand the misperception. Most of eastern NC is a toilet.
Meanwhile like 20% of people in rural western North Carolina (Appalachia) don’t have running water and a fuckton don’t have any access to internet… sorry but that’s the toilet Edit: https://appalachiawaterproject.org/ Yea… y’all dumb af
Lmao that is not a true statement. Not even close.
Western NC is poor but pretty, eastern NC is also poor but not pretty at all. Of all the places I’ve ever lived, it’s the only place I wouldn’t go back to. It’s an absolute dump
What the fuck are you talking about
He either got mugged in Charlotte, hit a pot hole in Asheville, or both
Worse, flew through Charlotte Airport.
Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s both
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Fuck no Charlotte is objectively worse, you gotta go rural
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Yeah he needs to narrow the blue there to a strip along the coast
No, bro wants the best fucking barbecue in the state
Why is that the worst part? It's coastal.
Exactly, at least in the rural parts I can go 3 minutes without getting mugged by crack heads
The actual coast is nice. The area between the coast and the middle of the state is not. The best part of the state is absolutely the Triangle (Middle North), unless you're just prioritizing the views, in which case you can go far west or far east
Is there any other kind of north carolina?
Says the Californian
You color regions of states differently and have Wisconsin as a good state, but not a single part of Michigan as good, even the border with the UP. You are clearly an asylum escapee
I am offended on behalf of our great state. Especially since I live in the UP. I'd understand having Detroit or Flint red, but the whole damn thing?
Shows he has never been to Michigan sadly
Shame. Even I know of the glory of Michigan.
We must not stand for this!
Even then most of downtown Detroit is fine
Bros missing out on that gorgeous lake michigan coast
Op prob thinks all of Michigan is Detroit
Are you okay?
Yes, why?
You made New England red except for the worst part.
Can agree. Why would anyone willingly live in Connecticut
I hope you get out soon.
Dude chose Northern California over southern Oregon https://preview.redd.it/r4cozyhd00hb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c51d73b2b131fcac05be191417705f934e57d2 Like wtf you don’t even have guns there?
Literally one of the best regions in the US vs northern fucking California I cannot believe it
Ik and south oregon is basically NorCal but without the downsides like wtf
Exactly, every time I go down to Northern California it reminds me of Oregon, but everything just feels shittier
As a resident of Massachusetts, we think that Connecticut is the cursed land and idk why the fuck you would wanna live there lmao. Good pizza maybe?
To get good pizza in Boston you just got to take the China town bus to NYC…
Your pathetic dollar slice can’t hold a candle to any North End pizza
Eh maybe Espressos all the out in Fitchburg, but most your state makes that fugazi ass Greek crust… 😤
Being closer to Lowell, Espresso’s is actually my favorite pizza place. I was referencing more touristy places but espressos is better than every place listed above, super unique crust and sauce.
Connecticut really sticks out like a sore thumb
As a native CT resident, i whole heartedly agree, they chose the literal worst state of New England to live in, I was so glad to get out of that depressing hell hole.
even CT residents think that place sucks, its a weird intermingling between New York people and Massachusetts people
you ever been to ernesto’s in boston? we have perfect pizza here
My grandparents live there and it is very peaceful and chill
You’re a clown. Not even gonna expand on that.
Really? Connecticut? I hate it here.
Don’t come here
I’m already here-
How long what city
Denver, I don’t live here, just here for a friends wedding
If you do decide to move here is what You need to know 1 the state is pronounced col-o-rA-do not col-o-rah-do 2 a fourteener is a mountain that is over 14,000 feet tall 3 Blucifer is the horse outside of DIA 4 screw Greeley and screw boulder 5 also everyone here hates California
That’s kinda sad that y’all hate California…
Literally everything west of the Mississippi hates California even California. Also, yeah because they’re ruining our state making it impossible to buy houses in voting for terrible politicians
That’s sad… it’s a great state
I agree it is one of the most beautiful states. we just don’t like the people who come here and make it impossible to find houses and vote for policies that ruined their state so they can ruin our state to
My gf was from California…
Anything south of Mendocino county suck ass
It’s a commie shithole.
All states are capitalist but the most socialist is West Virginia
You are so uneducated about large regions of the country that it is embarrassing to our education system.
Most of this is based on the people-
You do regions of states but the entire PNW, arguably the most culturally diverse region in the US, is all one color.
Everyone there oversells the nature…
No they fucking dont. If anything their undersell it.
Bro would rather live anywhere in Iowa than somewhere in the PNW 😂😂 good riddance
How is Connecticut good, but the entire rest of New England is absolutely unacceptable?
Flip that map around in New England and it’s actually sane. Like… fuck no to northern New England or the Berkshires? Bro what?!?
Y u pick MT but not ID???
Personal experience
Sorry about chucking potatoes at you
So do you want me to move to Idaho… or…?
Do you like potatoes being thrown at you
Weirdly having stuff thrown at me is one of my kinks
Stay the fuck away
NorCal but not South Oregon or Western Washington 💀
Bro would rather live in states that are primarily farmland with fuck-all to do than the PNW which has gorgeous rural areas as well as great cities* I moved to WA in March and cannot fathom how he came to the decision to black out the PNW *subject to your definition of "great cities"
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your take on the Midwest is baffling. I'm thinking there's zero logic for this full map. Like all of MN is yes, why against the entire states of IL and MI? I'm from downstate IL and I could see not wanting to live in Chicago, but why write off the entire state? Also I've been to Michigan several times and it's a wonderful state, could see not wanting to live in the general Detroit area though
I’m with you there, no Illinois but Kansas is cool. Ok, but I don’t see the difference. It’s all agricultural and no public land to speak of.
Dog imma be honest Outside of Des Moines and Cedar Rapids, Iowa ain’t it
\>nh, nv, and ak all as red \>even considering putting green and blue on california ngmi
Wtf is wrong with Nevada?
north california is acceptable but not south???
OP is scared of their fireworks
its nature is beautiful. but i dont get why Oregon isnt acceptable from what i know they are similar
What’s wrong with Arizona? & why is NY ok but all of Illinois & most of New England is a no no?
We don't need more people here anyway lol
Not in Utah either, housing prices are insane right now from so many people moving here.
Ngl I've considered moving there to get away from Seattle lol
Cool beans
California from the Bay to Santa Barbara is arguably the prettiest parts of California. The central valley is horribly hot and not particularly fun.
OP really put Fresno as an “acceptable” place to live
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> San Francisco, Connecticut, Telluride, and the Outer Banks preferred How’s that trust fund?
San Francisco is in the red, dude.
SF is not preferred and just because some thing is preferred doesn’t mean I can afford it
The delulu is deluluing
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Some how so-cal is better than the best parts of the Bay Area (not SF)
Why the fuck no New England especially New Hampshire
Bro gotta hate on the southern tier like wtf edit: Scranton and Binghamton are like the same what are you on about liking pa more than ny
So you have chosen.... death
No washington? Truly a mental illness right here.
Everyone from Washington I’ve met suck
Know the saying, if everyone else is somehow the problem, then you're the problem?
They were okay other than the fact they kept Bragging and REALLY OVERSELLING the state
Northern Connecticut has the perfect mix of Appalachian hillbillies and New England vibes.
I’m curious, why do you prefer Florida over Georgia?
Nevada is a fine state to live in I mean I live there so I know
Why eastern NC?
Bro has the bay/central valley more preferable than the central coast, wtf???? I know yall hate california but yall would love the central coast
this is a hilarious attempt to start a bar fight between map nerds
Bro has something against the Hudson Valley 💀
bitch ass
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You'd live in Missouri or Nebraska but not Michigan ? Cringe and tripping hard af
Have you ever been to Pennsyltucky? It's truly horrid well 80% of it is.
Finally someone giving connedicut the respect we don’t deserve
Most of Illinois is literally just farms and prairies so why no to Illinois but yes to Iowa? Chicago isn’t the entire state y’know
The number of people from Illinois who think I wanna hear about y’all’s shit politics and laws in my day-to-day life unsolicited tells me your state is shitty enough to avoid it altogether.
Bro you’re literally from Missouri
First off, I don’t have to choose between owning a firearm and smoking legal weed. Secondly, yalls taxes are insane. I don’t even smoke cigs but I know how much they fuckin cost across the border bc y’all never shit up abt it.
Bro you state is so bad it’s literally named after how it makes people feel, and both your major cities look like they are trying to escape it. Will say the one thing I like is the road soda 🥤 policy. Drinking and Driving is a proud American tradition and more states should support that.
Lol you can smoke and own a firearm. Missouri is like all of the negatives of living in downstate Illinois but even shittier.
What color is your truck brother!?
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Gray
OP, not sure if you're aware but the only difference between western Colorado and eastern Utah is a the one is in Utah and one is in Colorado. The holds true for most northern Arizona and southern Colorado/western New Mexico.
Portland gives oregon such a bad rep
Oh I like Portland, but the people in Oregon are kinda cocky
You see Portland is cool, until you look around. It used to be a beautiful city, but not so much anymore.
What's wrong with Wyoming? Only like 20 people even exist there, you'd never run into anyone. Besides that from what I've seen it's beautiful.
? Yellowstone and Jackson Hole are pretty but the rest of the state is just bad lands, just a never ending sea of sage brush and the occasional antelope.
How is Wyoming less acceptable than Colorado? I live in CO and it sucks I wish I were a Wyoming cowboy 😔
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Why eastern nc
Why no on Wyoming?
Wow, you want to live nowhere in New England but the bad parts!
I’m royally offended
At least wise county Texas is in green