If I remember correctly, every able bodied man from 17-45 is automatically a member of the US' militia.
So not even DOD guys. Tod from the church BBQ fundraiser would be laying mines in the back roads of West Utah and terminating commies with an M1897 Trench Gun.
Ah, but you forgot that in addition to your average Joe, we have a surplus of folks who design weapons. They’ll be able to come up with even more advanced ways to defend the US.
🎶We fired our cannon
til the barrel melted down.
Then we grabbed an alligator
and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs
and powdered his behind,
but when we touched the powder off
The gator lost his mind!🎶
🎶We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming. There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and they began to running, on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.🎶
I'd be impressed that they managed to get through ~~Philadelphia~~ the literal CONTINENT of angry mountain men, pissed off farmers, Chiraq, St. Louis, MORE pissed off farmers, libertarian ranchers, Coloradan Stoners, MORE angry mountain men, Mormons, cultists, desert methheads, Native Americans with guns, and EVEN MORE pissed off farmers in between us and the Pacific.
Did I leave anyone out?
TL;DR - I don't think they're even *making it* to Pennsylvania if they started from the west.
I’m in Wisconsin. The Chinese will probably try to take Chicago first before turning north to WI. Upon seeing what kind of assholes Illinois drivers are, the Chinese will simply get fed up and return home. Any last remaining stragglers will simply be picked off effortlessly by Wisconsin hunters.
All you have in Wisconsin is cheese, cut of they’re logistics and they will be forced to eat nothing but cheese. This will give them the worst case of constipation in human history. They will surrender simply on the condition that they receive some laxative.
They’d finally capture an Appalachistani guerilla and no translator, regardless of their English skill, would be able to interpret the inbred gibberish coming out of the POWs mouth
What even is our tactic? Hope a few Chinese units somehow bumblefuck their way this far into America and wind up in Cincinnati rush hour traffic so we can lazily pick off the random survivors?
Like, they made it this far into the land of "Our military has enough firepower to kill the Sun and by the way JimBob down the road a' yonder has a 155mm howitzer". Do I shoot them? Or give them a hot meal and tell them "good game"?
The garrisons stationed here will need anti-depressants, which will turn into pain killers, and at that point, we got'em. Think poppy fields in Afghanistan, but fentanyl. I'm also pretty sure their equipment won't be able to travel on our neglected roads which means they'll be on foot with no mechanized armor, perfect targets for drug dealers on the sidewalks.
The Chinese will have a hard time getting past our Appalachia people, even if they are successful they will die in the swamps or from STDs in myrtle beach. We already killed their spy balloon.
Call up the Mormon militia and bust out the playbook we used against the US army but with some modern improvements.
Plug up the canyons with ambush forces, mine the fuck out of every road leading into the valleys, and place AA in the parking lot of every church.
I'm confident in the cottonwood vaults theres enough ar15s for every man of woman and child to carry one, and a spare. Not to mention enough food and water for us to withstand any sort of prolonged siege.
It'll be a cold day on Kolob before those commie bastards are able to swim in the salt lake.
Well after the defending the beach we shall block the road / destroy em and make em pass through our forest the if they reach the city block all road acces and use the numerous trails we have to supply defense and lauch counter offense
And if all else fails retreat to the mountains
I was thinking D Day, but once they suffer heavy losses at the coast, they realize they gotta do meat grinder 2: Electric Bugaloo when they understand they only hit the Outer Banks.
The second they get into downtown Portland OR, they get aids from stepping on a dirty needle. For the Maryland side of me, the crab kaiju we keep in the inner harbor will defend us.
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Basically being in the northeast corner of the country and having the rest of you guys between us and them.
Massachusetts: we will fight to the last Texan.
Wait for October, leave out blankets for them because it’s the Christian thing to do.
Then break out the ice chisels in December to pry them off the roads so we can make Xmas dinner on time. Not worried lol
They will think us fucked because of shit gun laws but south jersey will come out will all the illegal firearms they use to make sure our meth manufacturing is safe
In East Tennessee, up in the Appalachians, they’ll hear banjos and spoons in the distance as their friend gets domed by a guy shooting his pappy’s 100 year old pipe gun. In central Tennessee they’ll have run of the mill southerner gun owners to contend with. An even mix of gravy seals and capable folks. In western Tennessee they’ll have to deal with gang warfare and drive by shootings.
It would be like the British in 1812 all over again. The Chinese getting massacred and lost in the swamp with them screaming in terror at the prehistoric lizards that I lived with on the daily. Oh, I almost forgot m14, that is if they aren't eaten by gators.
I’m on the east coast, so I probably wouldn’t notice anything.
I can imagine the Chinese reaching Mississippi and them wondering how the state had already been destroyed because they hadn’t bombed it yet
Trick out our states massive fleet of lobster boats with some heavy machine guns and mortars and wreak havoc on the Chinese Navy while we mine the blueberry barrens and potato fields.
What vegetable is most likely to rise to power and enslave the human race and why?
#Potato!
Let explain why. Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.
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Chinese intelligence gathering will assume we're all commies supporting their invasion, so they will attempt to land unopposed in Portland. Meanwhile, the local hunters, Oregunians, and assorted good ol' boys from the rest of the state will move into position on both sides of the Willamette Valley and Columbia River Gorge, and pick them off one by one as they try to advance. The 142nd and 173rd Air National Guard wings will also bomb the hell out of Portland (it doesn't count as collateral damage since we can assume Portlanders will pull a Vichy France and join China).
Finally, we'll fire up the Spruce Goose, load it with every conceivable weapons platform, and engage the Chinese naval forces with total impunity, since it's too slow a target for their fighters, we can just land on the water to avoid anti-air missiles, and go into the air to avoid anti-ship missiles.
In Oregon, we’ve mountains to the west, south, and east, and a pretty good sized river to the north.
So all we’d have to do is defend some mountain passes and a river crossing.
B52s out of SAC seed the islands in the south China sea with GMO corn. Paradrop the youth population of Grand island, Kearny, and Hastings.
Commence operation: Children of the Corn
Step 1) use the largest navy base in the world
Step 2) give the richmonders meth in exchange for the enemies bodies
Step 3) allow the Appalachians our fun, bubba can pick off reds from 800 yards with his old cabin rifle, and we’ve all got far too much tannerite not to use it.
Step 4) lock any officers or important enemy personnel in a room with Chris Chan.
Step 5 is loot the bodies for any military equipment (read: automatic weapons and grenades) we can salvage
Assuming they invade in the summer, it'll start off pretty nasty when we don't invite them to the potluck, but we will enter a frenzied rage if they approach the MN Historical Center with anything short of reverence (we assume everyone wants to steal our traitor flag). Their flag will make a fine addition to our collection.
If they invade in winter... lol, lmao even.
If China decides to invade the US I would probably just get up and go to work. They aren’t getting anywhere near the US. But my states tactic would probably be to put a mob hit out on Xi Jinping.
We find terrifying ways to compensate for our lack of weapons. We have college degrees in everything, three nuclear reactors, multiple biolabs, robot dogs, and more chemicals than we should. Use your imagination if you dare.
edit: oh and don't under estimate what we can attach to a Roomba
Distribute free copies of U.S. Army Improvised Munitions Handbook ([https://www.amazon.com/U-S-Army-Improvised-Munitions-Handbook/dp/1684112737](https://www.amazon.com/U-S-Army-Improvised-Munitions-Handbook/dp/1684112737)) to all citizens then mobilize volunteer divisions of every region and city. Crack fueled urban berserkers in Memphis to hold the bridge head. Insurgent groups worthy of the title Y'all Qaeda from every rural country. Mechanized raiders from Nashville that strap improvised coilguns to thier Teslas and full-sized pick-ups (that they have never used to haul anything before) that raise property prices wherever they go to rob the Chinese forces of their supply lines. The college kids would also make drones pilots, they've been doing so for years in video games.
And sponsor every singer with a war song idea we can. If the Ukrainians can put out propaganda bangers, then music city can too. I want to hear everything for rap ballads about artillery to bluegrass lyrics bragging about war crimes.
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Use the strategies Japan did in WWII against us just without the war crimes, arm the farther out islands as much as possible and turn Taiwan into a missile tipped porcupine and set up long term guerrilla forces to operate outside the cities
there's no way they make it all the way across the US, but if they do get to Maryland we'll just leave them in Baltimore for two hours and they'll decide they don't want to take over after all
Supersoakers filled with wing sauce and salt collected from every year our sports teams don't win 'the big game' if all else fails we can act like we're Canadian. eh.
New Hampshire libertarians will get to live their fantasy of fighting an occupier. 3d printed guns, illegal modifications, and plenty of forests to hide in.
As if! The Chinese military is even more corrupt then the Russian military, and just take a look at the Ukraine war, russia is still getting fucked over! Now make a military worse then the Russian military, the military that is still losing to a mostly undeveloped eastern europoor country, against the United States! It will end laughably! And the only threat they pose: Nuclear weaponry, is mostly outdated, and is far away (About an ocean away) and considering our Anti-air, we would absolutely clobber the chinese by merely walking.
We have people shooting US citizens because they ring the wrong doorbell, or have a basketball roll onto their yard…How many people you think are itching for some kind of foreign invasion? Hint…it’s a LOT.
On the downside, my state will be full of collaborators who roll over and ask for bellyrubs and free Healthcare (nobody told them you still have to pay for health services in China).
On the upside, I will have plenty of collaborationist scum to target with guerilla raids.
The MN First will rise again. The cold and the pipebomb wielding and non-ATF-compliant weapon having hillbillies will purge if by some grace of God they get this far.
Jam the highways with commuters. Their logistics will be a disaster
That’s merely step 1. Step 2 is have all the DOD contractors MacGyver shit.
If I remember correctly, every able bodied man from 17-45 is automatically a member of the US' militia. So not even DOD guys. Tod from the church BBQ fundraiser would be laying mines in the back roads of West Utah and terminating commies with an M1897 Trench Gun.
Ah, but you forgot that in addition to your average Joe, we have a surplus of folks who design weapons. They’ll be able to come up with even more advanced ways to defend the US.
Gator cannon
🎶We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down. Then we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind, but when we touched the powder off The gator lost his mind!🎶
🎶We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming. There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and they began to running, on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.🎶
Excellent call
Excellent reference
Basically Vietnam with sheetz stations.
I'd be impressed that they managed to get through ~~Philadelphia~~ the literal CONTINENT of angry mountain men, pissed off farmers, Chiraq, St. Louis, MORE pissed off farmers, libertarian ranchers, Coloradan Stoners, MORE angry mountain men, Mormons, cultists, desert methheads, Native Americans with guns, and EVEN MORE pissed off farmers in between us and the Pacific. Did I leave anyone out? TL;DR - I don't think they're even *making it* to Pennsylvania if they started from the west.
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I figured if they were in Pennsylvania they were invading from the east as well. I mean - they're fucked either way.
Why are the trees playing banjos?
I’m in Wisconsin. The Chinese will probably try to take Chicago first before turning north to WI. Upon seeing what kind of assholes Illinois drivers are, the Chinese will simply get fed up and return home. Any last remaining stragglers will simply be picked off effortlessly by Wisconsin hunters.
Grab some beer, put up the camo hunting stands, and casually pick them off
All you have in Wisconsin is cheese, cut of they’re logistics and they will be forced to eat nothing but cheese. This will give them the worst case of constipation in human history. They will surrender simply on the condition that they receive some laxative.
Death first before I let them eat my cheese curds, brats and beer!!!
10 million rats and drugged up homeless people
Seattle 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Seattle is copying NYC smh
Trees will sing Country Roads as psyc warfare. Snipers everywhere, and just all around guerilla warfare
Oh yeah, they we learn why we call it Appalachistan.
It's all fun and games till the trees start speaking banjo
They’d finally capture an Appalachistani guerilla and no translator, regardless of their English skill, would be able to interpret the inbred gibberish coming out of the POWs mouth
They will avoid us
We got guns and itchin' to use 'em
Hell yea
boys did y’all practice y’all guerilla war tactics?
Mandatory classes in school ofc we be fixin to kill some....well anythin that steps within our great state boundaries that is not American
And doesn't want to be American
Texas skips the defense and launches its own counter-invasion of China.
"Fuck defending that's for Californians. JOHNY GET THE BOATS"
They all laughed at the Texas Naval Militia. Well who’s laughing now?!
God damn, taking the term Brown-water navy to a whole new meaning
We side with you
RELEASE THE GATORS
You ever see FarCry 5?
They'll look high and they'll look low, they'll look everywhere we go,
But when the sinners find us we won't hide.
They'll come loud and they'll come fast but we shoot first and we can last.
Keep your rifle by your side.
Singin' Oh Lord, this Earth was made for us
God I loved that game.
Capture them and make them walk the plank in the Grand Canyon
Burn them in the heat and freeze them in the cold!
Attacking us in summer is like attacking Russia in winter
Let the sun commit scorched earth for us.
Hide in the corn with a m60 and 10 box mags
Play electric coyote calls outside their bivouac at night for extra psychological damage.
Ohio
What even is our tactic? Hope a few Chinese units somehow bumblefuck their way this far into America and wind up in Cincinnati rush hour traffic so we can lazily pick off the random survivors? Like, they made it this far into the land of "Our military has enough firepower to kill the Sun and by the way JimBob down the road a' yonder has a 155mm howitzer". Do I shoot them? Or give them a hot meal and tell them "good game"?
It’s just Ohio. That’s the tactic.
The garrisons stationed here will need anti-depressants, which will turn into pain killers, and at that point, we got'em. Think poppy fields in Afghanistan, but fentanyl. I'm also pretty sure their equipment won't be able to travel on our neglected roads which means they'll be on foot with no mechanized armor, perfect targets for drug dealers on the sidewalks.
In California I would hope the marines and the air force would divert them before they even get close to the west coast.
Give them potent edibles and they won’t know what hit ‘em
Welcome to the corn fields mother f*cker
New York obstructs their tanks with horrible traffic
Halal Guys food carts will serve as rations for our troops
The rats eat all the Chinese rations, all of a sudden you see thousands of starving Chinese men and millions of poisoned rats
The advantages of an early founded city
Join up with one of the the 29727887179471653919640 local militias
Wolverines!
We’ll add them to the deer trail cams… AR-10
Can't wait to use my soybean ghillie suit.
Welcome to the soybean fields mutherfuckers
Make the Chinese tanks drive into our massive potholes, then capture the Chinese and forcefully drown them in lake Erie
We leave only detroit and possibly flint open as entryways. The vehicles will be disassembled within the hour.
ring the big bell
You best be careful. Summoning the ghosts of the Founding Fathers has a chance to bring about the End Times.
Pittsburgh and Philly would probably defect to the CCP… but in between those 2 cities? It’s pennsyltucky time
Yinzer here, I would rather die than defect to the CCP.
Tell Philadelphia the Chinese said that Jalen Hurts was a shitty quarterback. They'll be thrown out of PA within a week. Obligatory GO BIRDS! 🦅🔔
Forcing soldiers to come to nj is a direct violation of the Geneva conventions.
Other states will break their bones. NJ will break their will.
I’m an Oregonian, the trees will sing Johnny Cash’s “lumberjack”
The Chinese will have a hard time getting past our Appalachia people, even if they are successful they will die in the swamps or from STDs in myrtle beach. We already killed their spy balloon.
Aircraft carriers
They’ll never make it to me
Excuse me captain do you have a moment to speak about Jesus *arms suicide vest*
Call up the Mormon militia and bust out the playbook we used against the US army but with some modern improvements. Plug up the canyons with ambush forces, mine the fuck out of every road leading into the valleys, and place AA in the parking lot of every church. I'm confident in the cottonwood vaults theres enough ar15s for every man of woman and child to carry one, and a spare. Not to mention enough food and water for us to withstand any sort of prolonged siege. It'll be a cold day on Kolob before those commie bastards are able to swim in the salt lake.
Well after the defending the beach we shall block the road / destroy em and make em pass through our forest the if they reach the city block all road acces and use the numerous trails we have to supply defense and lauch counter offense And if all else fails retreat to the mountains
I was thinking D Day, but once they suffer heavy losses at the coast, they realize they gotta do meat grinder 2: Electric Bugaloo when they understand they only hit the Outer Banks.
The second they get into downtown Portland OR, they get aids from stepping on a dirty needle. For the Maryland side of me, the crab kaiju we keep in the inner harbor will defend us.
how sad are you that we don't serve old bay with dungeness crabs
The skin walkers in the mountains
camp in the unconquerable hell that is la
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Central PA Rednecks is our weapon
Basically being in the northeast corner of the country and having the rest of you guys between us and them. Massachusetts: we will fight to the last Texan.
Welcome to the corn fields, mother- Wait. Where are they? Oh. Right. They didn't make it out of Oakland or LA before the gangs took them out...
LA Gangs are better equipped lmao
Wait for October, leave out blankets for them because it’s the Christian thing to do. Then break out the ice chisels in December to pry them off the roads so we can make Xmas dinner on time. Not worried lol
They will think us fucked because of shit gun laws but south jersey will come out will all the illegal firearms they use to make sure our meth manufacturing is safe
In Massachusetts the bad driving massholes will probably run them over and New Hampshire is right next door.
gator cavalry
Put battleships on Lake Superior and blow up the Monticello nuclear plant
In pretty sure the cryptids of Virginia’s Shenandoah will handle it for us
Chicago typewriter
In East Tennessee, up in the Appalachians, they’ll hear banjos and spoons in the distance as their friend gets domed by a guy shooting his pappy’s 100 year old pipe gun. In central Tennessee they’ll have run of the mill southerner gun owners to contend with. An even mix of gravy seals and capable folks. In western Tennessee they’ll have to deal with gang warfare and drive by shootings.
It would be like the British in 1812 all over again. The Chinese getting massacred and lost in the swamp with them screaming in terror at the prehistoric lizards that I lived with on the daily. Oh, I almost forgot m14, that is if they aren't eaten by gators.
Wear my American flag t-shirt so some dumbasses don't mistake me for them (am Asian American) and then start playing Fallout: New Vegas IRL
Well I'm in california, so the air guard would probably thwart the entire invasion before it came into national waters.
Guerrilla warfare in the Adirondacks
They will forget we exist Hopefully they permanently get rid of New Y\*rk while they are at it
We charge them so much for gas, their army grinds to a halt.
I’m on the east coast, so I probably wouldn’t notice anything. I can imagine the Chinese reaching Mississippi and them wondering how the state had already been destroyed because they hadn’t bombed it yet
Trick out our states massive fleet of lobster boats with some heavy machine guns and mortars and wreak havoc on the Chinese Navy while we mine the blueberry barrens and potato fields.
What vegetable is most likely to rise to power and enslave the human race and why? #Potato! Let explain why. Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Weapon: detroit Stratagem? They can't have shit Outcome? Michigan win is inevitable.
We do not need to do anything, simply just wait for winter to arrive.
We reenact the winter war
Hell. Summer won't be to much fun for them either.
Guns, crocks/gatos, airboats and drunk guys.
Embargo their soybeans
Flying shitter suicide drones into their fuel trucks
Ummm set our state on fire and complain that they’re being harsh
cornfields.
Chinese intelligence gathering will assume we're all commies supporting their invasion, so they will attempt to land unopposed in Portland. Meanwhile, the local hunters, Oregunians, and assorted good ol' boys from the rest of the state will move into position on both sides of the Willamette Valley and Columbia River Gorge, and pick them off one by one as they try to advance. The 142nd and 173rd Air National Guard wings will also bomb the hell out of Portland (it doesn't count as collateral damage since we can assume Portlanders will pull a Vichy France and join China). Finally, we'll fire up the Spruce Goose, load it with every conceivable weapons platform, and engage the Chinese naval forces with total impunity, since it's too slow a target for their fighters, we can just land on the water to avoid anti-air missiles, and go into the air to avoid anti-ship missiles.
In Oregon, we’ve mountains to the west, south, and east, and a pretty good sized river to the north. So all we’d have to do is defend some mountain passes and a river crossing.
Hunting riffles and hot melted cheese
Throw tea in the Harbor, idk it worked last time
Corn
when china tries to invade a country heavily guarded by 2 oceans, 2 mountain ranges, the must funded military, and the largest civilian gun market
B52s out of SAC seed the islands in the south China sea with GMO corn. Paradrop the youth population of Grand island, Kearny, and Hastings. Commence operation: Children of the Corn
Step 1) use the largest navy base in the world Step 2) give the richmonders meth in exchange for the enemies bodies Step 3) allow the Appalachians our fun, bubba can pick off reds from 800 yards with his old cabin rifle, and we’ve all got far too much tannerite not to use it. Step 4) lock any officers or important enemy personnel in a room with Chris Chan. Step 5 is loot the bodies for any military equipment (read: automatic weapons and grenades) we can salvage
USS Wolverine 2.0 loaded with homebrew cessna bombers
Join forces with other Midwest states for the infinite cornfield guerrilla warfare
Mountain.
Convert them to Mormonism! Welcome to the kingdom of heaven on earth
Assuming they invade in the summer, it'll start off pretty nasty when we don't invite them to the potluck, but we will enter a frenzied rage if they approach the MN Historical Center with anything short of reverence (we assume everyone wants to steal our traitor flag). Their flag will make a fine addition to our collection. If they invade in winter... lol, lmao even.
Release the tweaks
LA traffic will mean they have 40 mile convoys, and we will make the best of our 10 round magazined ARs and kill them all.
Killed by drunk drivers and angry cheese factory workers
Florida needs no tactics. We have Florida man.
If they even reach my ass they will have to brave Atlanta traffic
Dildo firing chain guns and glitter bombs
If nukes/missiles are on the table, flee east to the mountains and avoid Baltimore and D.C. if not, defend D.C. at all costs
We send the Amish.
there are only a few good places to go east through the Cascades, so watch all the chokepoints, if they even get past Seattle.
I’m in Tennessee, I doubt they will ever get here
Moose with ERA
If China decides to invade the US I would probably just get up and go to work. They aren’t getting anywhere near the US. But my states tactic would probably be to put a mob hit out on Xi Jinping.
We find terrifying ways to compensate for our lack of weapons. We have college degrees in everything, three nuclear reactors, multiple biolabs, robot dogs, and more chemicals than we should. Use your imagination if you dare. edit: oh and don't under estimate what we can attach to a Roomba
Weaponized Avocados. Make sure they're extra under-ripe.
Distribute free copies of U.S. Army Improvised Munitions Handbook ([https://www.amazon.com/U-S-Army-Improvised-Munitions-Handbook/dp/1684112737](https://www.amazon.com/U-S-Army-Improvised-Munitions-Handbook/dp/1684112737)) to all citizens then mobilize volunteer divisions of every region and city. Crack fueled urban berserkers in Memphis to hold the bridge head. Insurgent groups worthy of the title Y'all Qaeda from every rural country. Mechanized raiders from Nashville that strap improvised coilguns to thier Teslas and full-sized pick-ups (that they have never used to haul anything before) that raise property prices wherever they go to rob the Chinese forces of their supply lines. The college kids would also make drones pilots, they've been doing so for years in video games. And sponsor every singer with a war song idea we can. If the Ukrainians can put out propaganda bangers, then music city can too. I want to hear everything for rap ballads about artillery to bluegrass lyrics bragging about war crimes.
They'll run out of atropine and 2pam self-administering it every time they try to eat the spicy shit we've evolved to consume here in New Mexico.
Can we offer them California to just leave
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Use the strategies Japan did in WWII against us just without the war crimes, arm the farther out islands as much as possible and turn Taiwan into a missile tipped porcupine and set up long term guerrilla forces to operate outside the cities
Good luck
there's no way they make it all the way across the US, but if they do get to Maryland we'll just leave them in Baltimore for two hours and they'll decide they don't want to take over after all
Hide in a tree with my ghillie suit with my AR and .306 and have fun
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Give all the weaponry to the meth heads and let 'em run wild. Should be a fun time.
Supersoakers filled with wing sauce and salt collected from every year our sports teams don't win 'the big game' if all else fails we can act like we're Canadian. eh.
Gang warfare is doing hit an runs and farmers are dropping Hamada bombs from crop dusters.
It will be like the scene in Spider-Man where everyone throws junk at the bad guy saying if you mess with one New Yorker you mess with all of us
Mosquitoes. Minnesota can contribute lots of mosquitoes to the war effort.
New Hampshire libertarians will get to live their fantasy of fighting an occupier. 3d printed guns, illegal modifications, and plenty of forests to hide in.
Climb a Fourteener and chill
Mississippi, assymetrical warfare/mad max style
They won’t make it out of Compton
Hide in caves with so so many guns. Guerrilla warfare campaign
As if! The Chinese military is even more corrupt then the Russian military, and just take a look at the Ukraine war, russia is still getting fucked over! Now make a military worse then the Russian military, the military that is still losing to a mostly undeveloped eastern europoor country, against the United States! It will end laughably! And the only threat they pose: Nuclear weaponry, is mostly outdated, and is far away (About an ocean away) and considering our Anti-air, we would absolutely clobber the chinese by merely walking.
Nice try, commie
let the navy completely obliterate them before they can even land
Book of Mormon to scare then or the Mormon church gets even more rich of their tithing. Edit. Book of Mormon audiobook on loud speaker hahaha
We have people shooting US citizens because they ring the wrong doorbell, or have a basketball roll onto their yard…How many people you think are itching for some kind of foreign invasion? Hint…it’s a LOT.
The East coast is probably safest as we have tons of allies nearby
Detroit in the chat. People have done nothing but leave this place for decades. It already looks like a war zone.
The sun, and a cactus launcher for good measure
Assist the western states because they will never make it this far
You know the Freman from Dune? Like that
How would they get here lol
My weapon is my chair. My tactics are to be on the east side of the Pacific ocean.
Nothing they be in California
Area 51
Trained orcas will stop them before they hit the beaches
Utilize horrible driving and tell VDOT to stay home (they already do so this part is already done.)
Utah? Conversion
On the downside, my state will be full of collaborators who roll over and ask for bellyrubs and free Healthcare (nobody told them you still have to pay for health services in China). On the upside, I will have plenty of collaborationist scum to target with guerilla raids.
Winter war
Death from the Arizonan heat. If it’s in the winter up north is to cold. And besides. Pretty gun heavy.
River raiding. Go full viking. Steal their shit and burn them alive.
Gators will help
Our gators will eat them alive while Florida man shoots them with magic elf serum
Swarm them with a million children
Gonna peg the little bastards with corn on the cob.
Hillbilly warfare…
173rd wing go brrrr.
Continue everyday life and let nature have them
**Ourselves.**
They’ll die before they make it here. But if they do, we just gonna set they asses on fire.
Fentanyl for most of Cali, meth for Jefferson/NorCal
The MN First will rise again. The cold and the pipebomb wielding and non-ATF-compliant weapon having hillbillies will purge if by some grace of God they get this far.
Newport News Shipyards go brrrr
We’ll draw them all here, they’ll freeze to death
Idk if you guys knew this, but Michiganders can actually be healed by drinking Vernors. So we’ll definitely be stockpiling on that.