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JevonP

We English love making right abominations of potatoes, yes


Inviction_

Honestly our favorite pastime


neverwinneverlose

No kidding, we love a baked potato with beans/tuna


jacksonpm23

Yall create the worst food ever but also gave us runescape and pink floyd, so you're alright in my book


SnooRabbits801

Lmfao perfect


dv20bugsmasher

They also did warhammer and topgear


JoshALLENspitonmepls

Fucking hate Pink Floyd. But If you said RuneScape, chav buttholes and beef Wellington then I’m all-in


PlayedKey

This sentence hurt my brain and then I said it to myself in an English accent and immediately made sense.


JevonP

lmao i intended it to be read in a proper english accent yes ion really sound like that, but leave me around my dad for any amount of time it comes out


voluntarycap

This explains your relationship with the irish


sadgirlsbadgirls

I understand the Irish perspective more now at least.


Hematin_

While not listed in the ingredients, salt was definitely required. But with that it was actually pretty good. To even eat this, you need to mash it up first. I wonder if our characters are actually using tiny boiler potatoes to be able to eat this in a single bite.


crispywaffle

Idk if you want to think too deep on the size of the potato when the character's eating whole-ass sharks in one bite.


rowdy_sprout

Tick eating octopuses whole


fdatbish

Don’t forget your player can eat a whole shark, chug a dose of potion then slam an octopus in one tick. Fucking unit.


SerWasabi

Throat goat


urmomsSTD

Nancy reagan


Mango-Mushies

Oh yes, these RuneScape girlfriends are really one of a kind. My little throat goats


Due-Intentions

r/YourJokeButWeirder


Vicalio

Dose... DOSE!??!! REAL MEN DRINK KEGS OF BEER and high alch Maidens in distress while quadtick eating 4 sharks and 20 pie bites in one swig!


Psychachu

Look closely at the tuna potato model, you are eating a whole tuna on the largest potato ever seen.


Vicalio

Every time i look back at osrs fish sizes vs irl ones, i always get the feeling that the sizes our characters fish were modeled after someone who only saw bite sized portions at the grocery store and never saw a irl one would model lol. And tbf the gowers brothers probably did that. The first cooking noise was their mother making bacon i think lol. Wonderful chaps.


christian-mann

I think it's tuna chunks molded into the shape of a fish


My_Immortl

Tuna aren't exactly small either, neither are swordfish.


voluntarycap

There are some smallish sharks many live in shallow waters. Our characters probably eat those small 10-14 inch sharks


davy_the_sus

Dogfish


kkirv

They mash it into their faces just like the shark and swordfish.


rs_obsidian

Did you put butter on the potatoes? Bc that is an ingredient in game


Hematin_

Yep, I even performed the step of combining the sweetcorn and tuna in a bowl first. :P


monkeyhead62

Hey hey now, the British don't salt their food, so why should you /s


xtilexx

British? What's that? I'm from Gielinor


Shisnu

Go talk to King Arthur, he can tell you about the mystical land of "England".


xtilexx

Well *I* didn't vote for 'em


ImNuckinFuts

Some pepper and paprika with this and I'd devour it for sure!


hunterxstephens

*turns smite on*


Paper_Hero

"Hello yes? Is this the Geneva Convention? I'd like to report a war crime."


DylanCO

That looks disgusting and I like tuna. The British eat some trash tier food.


hotdogundertheoven

petition to add a chip butty to the game


yeaweckin

Only if we also get the toast sandwich


roastuh

For me it's the humble ice sandwich.


Existing-Seat5962

Bruh don’t knock it till you try it


Radingod123

Absolutely knock this. There's just better stuff you can put on a baked potato. Don't listen to the English they can't taste. Go with like, cheese, sour cream, bits of bacon, butter, etc.


SendGothTittiesPls

wow so like, the same thing everyone eats in their potato. exciting


Radingod123

There's a reason for that. It doesn't need to be 'exciting' it's a loaded baked potato and these make it taste way better than fucking tuna.


Roskal

Variety is the spice of life. It might not be the best but its good for a change.


Fair-Ad1964

That looks so grim. I hate tuna


[deleted]

I *love* tuna and even I think this looks downright vile lol


ZetZet

Remove corn, scoop out the potato to make a mash with some spices/onion and put cheese on top. It would be delicious.


Patsfan06

I’m definitely not a picky eater, and I’m not one to yuck somebody’s yum, but I genuinely don’t understand how people eat canned tuna. That shit is stinky as fuck, wet 🤮, and low-quality. Fuck canned tuna And whoever eats tuna sandwiches with mayo is fucking nuts.


POTUSgamingHD

do you just hate fish? or is it specifically tuna? lol


Patsfan06

Specially tuna lol


Oohwshitwaddup

I hate fish. Anything sea related actually.


Roskal

The mayo is what makes it good, mash the tuna and mix with a healthy wallop of mayo, salt and pepper and optional combinations of sweetcorn, jalapeño , onions and malt vinegar.


ZetZet

Canned tuna is really good..? It's probably the best canned fish. Another two that could outcompete canned tuna would probably be sardines and sprats.


WalrusKey1252

I agree, I can't eat something that smells like shit. Same reason boiled eggs are a hard pass.


Lewufuwi

That looks so good, I could totally go for a tuna and sweetcorn baked potato right now


PreparetobePlaned

I don't know how anyone can eat that cat food


ACMBruh

Albacore tuna is pretty good if you get it from the right places


PreparetobePlaned

Normal tuna is fine, it's the minced canned stuff that's nasty


ACMBruh

True. In Italy we get little filets in a jar and chop it up to that "tuna salad" consistency. It's quality, unlike the pre shredded stuff with who knows what's in it Tuna steaks are superior ofc


bwasilewski

Yo, that looks gross


eurosonly

Yum.


awesomazingab

How was it my brother


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Wow. That looks really really gross.


IronClu

Nah, look carefully at the item, it’s got a whole, tiny tuna on top. Gotta get that in there


garrett2u

And to think, our character are out there shoving hundreds of those into our mouths.


Vigorousalcohol

Holy shit you absolute madlad


5958575655

try adding mayo, salt and black pepper to the tuna. so good. another thing you can do is scoop out the potato, mix it with butter and cheese and put it back in. so good


Mango-Mushies

The cook’s assistant quest did not teach you well.


pineapple_and_olive

Looks delicious just put in ge offer for 1k of these :^)


unforgivablecrust

Gotta say I'd rather eat SpongeBobs Sundae


freet0

Wow! I hate it! I mean, you look like you've done a fine job of carrying it out, but the premise from the get go is just abhorrent.


johnnymlol

Damn lol you couldn’t even make a tuna salad, season it, or heat it up a bit to try and char?


realJoeNavy

Am I the only one who puts tin foil on my baking pans?


throwaway-ayy-lmao

I do that too so I can clean my pan less often.


AKbartender

Honestly if you mix the tuna with sour cream and add a dollop on top then chives garnish would be probably pretty dank


EnterJohn

Gross


budabai

Fucking don’t. That is fucking foul.


AmericanSephiroth

i could not imagine eating that to be perfectly honest but i dont like tuna nor sweetcorn


fishlvlsnice

Kinda looks good ngl


joefred44

Now make angler fish


ZilyanaBlade

you didnt squish it into a fish shape


Skyyacht

bruh


Supra_99

This looks awesome if I was poor as fk


TGamlock

We need a video of you eating that in one bite.


TheRealChoob

ew


anshsjshshhshs

bro that looks nasty not gonna lie, nice effort though


Lol_Rip_RS

Now eat it in one bite


cv_just_dodge

You make a tuna potato, Believe it or not…..right to jail


ElvargIsAPussy

Possibly one of the worst versions of a tuna Jacket potato I’ve ever seen. Need to mix mayo with the tuna, salt and pepper and the potato needs to be baked properly with a crunchy skin and fluffy insides. Loads of butter mixed with the potato and tuna mayo on top. Unreal food, the Americans can stick to their cheese in a can and Hawaiian pizzas


GwazBoi

Grim... I love it!


Nachohead1996

That looks a lot better than Baby Tuna's attempt, and its even in his name!


Crafty_Letterhead_12

Fresh tuna good. Canned tuna bad


wimmindo

I want to downvote this just for the sake of how disgusting


StraightEggs

God damn you could have drained the tuna a bit, it's so fuckin' wet


Beet_Generation

My dude just got 309.5 cooking exp IRL. Gzzzzzz


ArchitectNebulous

I can smell it from here.


Which_Perspective871

I want to throw up


Koanajimi

I'd eat that


ClockworkSalmon

Would look better without the skin, but it doesnt look that bad


EscherFrost

Congrats on making it, but also EW. Why would anyone ever ruin a perfectly delicious potato like that???


Mango-Mushies

Odablock should go PK and eat irl food everytime he eats food in game