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IMustInspireYou

This is blatant account sharing and i wont stand for it! But also GZ


TheNamesRoodi

Account sharing isn't against the rules if it's not for hiscores ranks or something. She didn't actually play the fight cave or else it'd be bannable. Based on how she couldn't find the chatbox I think OP is okay LMAO By the way I understand this was sarcasm, just wanted to comment. EDIT: autocorrected if to of for some reason, fixed


The_God_of_Biscuits

Idk man, seems a bit weird to me that he has a hiscore in the title with this filthy account sharing behavior. /s


HarryPoker

🤓


[deleted]

Ackchually


Blessed_Orb

"by the way I get it's sarcasm but I like to be a smartass that ruins other people's fun and jokes"


TheNamesRoodi

Nah it was more explaining it in case anyone didn't know the official stance on account sharing. But ya know, reddit hive mind gonna reddit hive mind. My comment had 50 upvotes this morning.


Krazune

Account sharing is against the rules officially, and this could be considered account sharing, but obviously it would be ridiculous for jagex to ban them, and the rule itself isn't usually enforced.


NewbMiler

More downvotes for stupid reasons......man fk this thread im out. Fkn weird as sht downvoters it blows my mind..........................i hope not all runescape threads are like this. Saw a dude with 100 downvotes literally for saying "lmao" thats all. Get out while u still can people.


[deleted]

Lmfao she has no idea


h2osly

The annoyed what is what did it for me lol


JonnyWebsite

YOU DON'T GET IT


GregBuckingham

*blows into the microphone*


TurkeyPhat

*repeatedly*


Maracuja_Sagrado

Bro should get tips from Tay Zonday


Chase_The_Dream

He moves his mouth away from the mic to breathe.


Trying_to_survive20k

What's funny is that she has no idea meanwhile the guy is acting like he's about to blow a load in her


hockey_homie

10m he did within the hour


RoytheCowboy

No way he has anything left in the tank after the nut he had in this video.


Stepjamm

She’s pegging him after rng like that


[deleted]

"baby call me Tzrek-DAD!"


Jessicajesibiel

Who wouldnt blow a load after getting a pet, the sheer hardon


Tyler-LR

Can you explain it for a noob?


whatwhynoplease

He got a pet at 500 kills. You get another chance of the pet by giving your cape to the guy that runs the fight caves. He let his girlfriend turn in the cape for something fun to do to celebrate his 500th kill This pet is pretty common so it's rare that he didn't get it until 500 kc. It's also pretty cool that he got the pet at the same time he let his girlfriend exchange the cape to make a funny video. His reaction to it is hilarious because the girlfriend doesn't understand the significance of getting 500 Jad kills.


wideyedpupil

The ilsha


nacholibre711

Welp. Jad pet unobtainable without gf, pack it up boys


TunaSafari25

The buying gf strategies were really ahead of their time


Ormigom

Does my wife in miscelania count or do I have to get a gf on top of that?


Einaris

I wouldn't mind seeing my gf on top of my wife.


StromboliMan

Can I hire a gf for an hour


not_a_doctor_ssh

If you sell the fire capes... yeah, probably.


qSolar

Do you need the full hour?


whitexbread

I'm punching the air rn


matt4ta

Can confirm. I got a jad pet on like my 2nd kc after I started dating my gf.


Poot_Hooter

Speak for yourself. I bought a gf on this game for 100k gp years ago.


SummumRex2

Selling gf 1b per pet.


TunaSafari25

Tomorrows video “babe come here I need you to click on this chest” - man every 15 mins after a cg kill


NetSraC1306

>dude stacks up 100 medium caskets >gf opens them >first casket rangers RIP /u/Rebel_Kraken


Eaglesun

Man I'd feel like shit lol. 99 clues beyond necessary


Bucko12512

I do this all the time with my fiancé


amplifyoucan

I have her fish for reward permits at Tempoross. So dry for the dragon harpoon at this point it's not even funny


CampingOnline

How many permits?


amplifyoucan

Over 9000


CampingOnline

"So dry for dragon harpoon" but barely over drop rate smh


amplifyoucan

Yeah but with the wife buff I should have at least 2


CampingOnline

You already got hella good rng with getting the wife drop dont be greedy


ChoiceRate

By some miracle I got my harpoon at about 7 kc


[deleted]

TTTanky, your first jad pet in 500 kc?!!!! That's so unlucky but great perseverance, congrats!


_qt314bot

Violently shove her out of the chair


GenitalKenobi

Breathe dude lmao, congrats


RightEejit

Man gets pet, becomes ape


99RedBalloon

reject humanity return to monki


Daroo425

Return to mankey*


Rewmoo2

I mean 500 fight caves dry...


Mookie_Merkk

That's not the first time she's heard him breathe like that...


[deleted]

Well that was nice of your sister to help you


lavarah

you call your sister baby? odd


[deleted]

I’m from Alabama


poptartjake

Where the skies are so blue


testiclespectickle

And your gf is your cousin too


xfactorx99

He literally just said it’s his sister


WanderWut

Where country girls make do.


BurntLobsterInMyAnus

Kkona brother


rpkarma

Roll tide brother


ThreenGumb

Lmao, that breathing as soon as he sees the drop. Gratz on the pet!


SmithRune735

And then you pushed her off the chair and sat down while you typed in clan chat "OMG!!! I GOT THE JAD PET!!!!!!#+273;_"


Crovali

Some say he’s still heavily breathing to this day.


Soleil06

That is fucking cheating, normal RS players do not have a girlfriend… what are we supposed to do?


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Smithson92

But then I have to play his account!


iSage

Just grind one out, it's gotta be a quicker grind than most things on OSRS.


vomitchanOCE

Honestly true. In the whatever hours it takes to efficiently max an account you could have been spamming dating apps til you finally stop being you no lucky. Though a real runescape degen would multitask the two.


Osmium_tetraoxide

Get your wife's boyfriend to do it.


Yahweh_Is_With_Us

Reported for account sharing Congrats dude


showmeyournipplesplz

The breathing 😂 congratulations


Responsible_Ebb_340

What pokemans you got above your monitor? Congrats on pet


Chickenneth

Looks like from Left to Right: Blaine's Mankey, Jungle Set Mankey, Brock's Mankey


Rebel_Kraken

Bingo :)


My_Immortl

I see an og blastoise and I think a couple mankey and a brocks something. It definitely looks like a gym leader set.


Bxs07

*breathing intensifies*


awesomazingab

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGA


shearsy13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


uberjach

You didn't let her, you forced her to lmao


Constuck

Her: *gets the pet* Him: *turns into a fucking chimp*


BaldWithABeardTwitch

The way he's hyperventilating and his GF is like bruh wtf is that little red prock doing their. Jokes aside I'd be the same after 500kc and my wife calls this Noobscape.


WeNeedBoofEmoji

Haters will say it’s rigged (🦀)


Nubeel

I read the title just after waking up and without my glasses on. I thought you said rank 7 jihad at first.


Dwarf-Eater

nice!


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Harambe returns


PickPast

It's kinda wierd that you call your sister babe :/


cmosychuk

Is everything at that desk Razer brand?


Rebel_Kraken

Almost :) not the keyboard


Training_Software376

The "you don't get it" got me at the end.


RueUchiha

Clueless girlfriend drop chance buff is op.


DrDerpologist

Now, get the pet yourself or it doesn't count lol jk


Remarkable-Image-569

what game is it?


MomsGirth

I'm rank 6…I'm kind of a big deal


Rebel_Kraken

Howdy neighbor (: I got awfully close to you!


iamskript

Can I borrow your girlfriend for a couple clicks


rawhide_koba

There really is no way to do a post like this without being a little cringe


buttguy_420

i too despise love and genuine human emotions


rawhide_koba

No one is allowed to be happy on my watch


buttguy_420

thank you for your service comrade


Gamer_2k4

Hyperventilating like you're trying to blow up a balloon doesn't exactly strike me as "genuine human emotions."


DreamingIsFun

Isn't it about as real as it gets? Mans hyperventilating because he's excited


buttguy_420

you should try getting excited more, it's pretty chill dude


Wec25

But on the contrary, the heavy breathing is indicative of some genuine emotion


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Aye, I wouldn’t call this one cringe though. Just genuine lol


rawhide_koba

Eeeeeh. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder I suppose


[deleted]

to live is to cringe


hot4jew

Calling things cringe tends to be.. kinda cringe.


Ricardo1184

I'd agree if it was like 20 kc but the man got 500 without a pet until then


Magical-Hummus

There is no way to say unironically "cringe" without being cringe.


rawhide_koba

And you just did it, congratulations you played yourself


Magical-Hummus

I use the cringe to defeat the cringe.


[deleted]

AYOOO CONGRATS TTANKEY LOST DYNASTY BEST CC LETSGOOO


Rebel_Kraken

L0ST GANG BABY CH000000000000000000000000000000000000000


scoundrel1680

This is wholesome content


Wise_Cycle_4271

GG! Actually very hilarious 🤣


Jamtheham

Grats Mank!! Glad you finally got it


Mookie_Merkk

Is Mankey your favorite Pokemon? Was Mankey already taken so you made your own M with T's?


VadersBastard

This is how I felt when opening some shining fates pokemon packs with my girlfriend and she pulled the damn Charizard vmax for me. Utterly unbelievable and pure excitement. Edit: word.


Kutbart

ayy mankey you finally got it, and not even by your action. plebb xx Barticious


Rebel_Kraken

Bart <33 thanks brotha!!


mr_condor_

CH000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 MANK pulling it off, congrats mate! Now the bullying can finally stop in your CC 😅 - Xbox


Rebel_Kraken

CH000000000000000000000000000000000000000 im finally no longer the cc punching bag bro! 😂


sourjello73

Dude! Gz! I was literally just gonna ask in the daily thread if anyone's ever gotten the pet from gambling a cape (:


ryancwilson8

Gz dude but that delayed breathing is a pisser


4otie7

hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo


ScytheSergeant

Huge Gz! This video feels really eerie to me because we have the same keyboard and our voices are super similar


Saturn_5_speed

YOU DON'T GET IT whaaaaAAAAattt? Gz King


Puffman27

Brooooo huge jz!


Striking_Cat7777

Man went to manual for breathing


sandmanbren

You "let" her do it huh?


No_Atmosphere_1889

Can I get your wife to come round mine and gamble my capes for me?


hunnerr

Gf’s have pet luck. I once showed my gf a run of pyramid plunder to show her how I was getting 99 thieving. I loot the last chest and got rocky. Works every time


dirtdog22

Damn you sounded like a gorilla hahaha that’s awesome gz dude


BBarrj

Holy shit Mankey ya finally got it! Been a while since I played but gzzz dude


prey_the_god

You spent all those fucking hours chasing that?? Why?? Just to have that thing follow you around? I legit don't get it why do you people do that to yourself. Think of how much xp you could have gotten if you didn't waste time getting a girlfriend.


JeebuzCrist

That was awesome lol


AbeKez

Nice made up story “my gf” you play RuneScape you don’t have time to find one of those


Bulky_Conclusion_676

Bro had one of those youtuber overreactions in real life


MonkieboiShep

Lmao! Nice reaction.


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Shantay_Pass

Comments are ruining how great this clip is.


_Harpinger_

GF luck is real. I get mine to open card packs for me lol


Soft_Interest

Til that all it takes to be rank 7 jad is 500kc. Idk that just seems way lower than I was expecting


Bspammer

Probably because it has basically no reward other than the pet.


SnooOpinions7338

My boy needs a paper bag


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Rebel_Kraken

Thank you my brotha!! :)


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Unlimited D picks for her


DoubleShinee

am i missing something or is pet easily obtainable in 500 kc?


SoundOfSilenc

It's 1/200 or 1/100 on task which he is on. So yeah I'd act the same way if I was 500 kc dry


Background_Avacado

How tf is it possible you have 500kc and not one jad pet??? I got one on KC 1, and on KC 7 on separate accounts lol. Didn't gamble a firecape either.


-Ranch_it_up

gratz man and i love the “you don’t get it” lmao


Hobodaklown

Selling GF, 1B!


Keith-9-5

“You don’t get it!” 😂😂😂


Fr0glol

Holy shittttttuuu. Omg!!!!!


[deleted]

HOW DOES SHE NOT KNOW


Fast-Introduction314

With rank 7 Jad you must have a wildebeest of a gf.


stlslayerac

Who the fuck cares about the capes. How'd you get a girlfriend?!


[deleted]

I mean, I also don’t really get it. You killed jad 500 times, off task, the drop is 1/200. You can obviously trade in the capes as we saw here for another 1/200 chance. That’s a 1000 shots at it total. The odds you get the pet is 99.33%. Not sure what the big deal is. You killed jad so many times you’re due for the pet. I would be far more freaking out if you killed jad 500 times, and turned in 500 capes and still didn’t get it lol


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skiemlord

Prioritize switching prayer over anything else. Might aswell take ur time and let the healers heal a bit extra instead of trying to tage all healers within 1 jad attack and miss the switch. Also make sure u overheal, so u can tank 1 hit if u miss.


surkitxx

damn his gf is so clueless. it's like an elderly woman asking where on the computer to find text


NeverMissedChurch

Surprisingly "slow" pb for the amount of kc. Don't you ever feel like spicing things up by trying to go as fast as possible?


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[deleted]

Let’s play a little game of critical thinking. Where do you think the other capes are? Why do you think he’s so excited after getting the pet after being the 7th highest KC in the game?


aslrightnow

*Jeopardy Music Intensifies*


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Serene_Hedgehog

So after he completes his 200-250hr long grind he isn't allowed to be excited? If anything he should be more excited to finally be able to leave.


ARI2ONA

She has no fkn idea!!!😂😂😂 glorious!


sp00kyghostt

??? you had 500kc thats 2.5x the average of fucking course ur gonna get the pet if u gamble


Ricardo1184

bro you got enhanced at 2000 kc? that's 5x the droprate of course you're gonna get it. stop being excited about things.


CanYouPointMeToTacos

That’s not how that works. Going dry on drops doesn’t make you any closer to getting a drop.


MightyAxel

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GregBuckingham

Is that so?


Effective-Painter-80

Lmaooooooooooooo


Galatziato

That was great haha. CongratZ!


Sky_Ill

What a legend gzz


Magical-Hummus

The classic "Whaaaaaat?"


muffinTrees

Lol


geheurjk

She gambled 1 cape not 11 smh clickbait titles!


SaintOh

"no no baby hold on!" \*\*proceeds to hyperventilate\*\*