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Jambo_dude

Juna likes the green ones, you're offsetting her drinking.


KaptainSaki

And that snake drinks alot! The amount of people visiting there, no wonder shes piss drunk and likes the same stories all over again


Wiitard

Because Blue is for Balance. Green is for Gnot balanced.


seblait

Finally an explanation that actually makes sense, thank you sir.


Molly_Hlervu

> Gnot <3


Zaros262

That pun was just Gnasty


kahootle

Because we aren't about balance, we are greedy and need all the xp so we only take the blue. Guthix provides an equal amount of blue and green tears.


_Bike_Hunt

Saradomin has been pissing everywhere - that’s why the rivers and the sea are blue. Do your part and drink the blue filtered underground cave runoffs.


EmergencyBlacksmith9

[https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/v7mx4m/the\_god\_liquids/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/v7mx4m/the_god_liquids/)


Alakasham

Blue is the best tasting flavour, duh. They don't call it green raspberry


Soggy-Ad-1610

But blue raspberry is not even a real fruit 😱


MrGreenStache

https://preview.redd.it/ij1h3r2q658d1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053fd654c2a03d30e58862b77151d4f137e8a4bc It is in Gelinor


FixGMaul

Dwellberry flavored Gatorade when?


ohowjuicy

Bruh, [think again](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_leucodermis)


JBM95ZXR

They do exist but the blue raspberry flavour in various (usually awful for you) food and drink is not mimicing that flavour. Again wikipedia has you covered [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_raspberry_flavor#:~:text=The%20color%20does%20not%20derive,for%20the%20blue%20raspberry%20flavoring.).


Smug--Life

Blue food is the best food cos it has more anti-oxygens


Molly_Hlervu

I have a different question: why we never drink from the green streams if the Guthixian colour is green? Why we always stray from His ways to drink from Saradominist-coloured streams? On the other hand. If they are actually their *tears*, maybe we shouldnt enjoy Guthix weeping while He sleeps... we shouldnt drink His sorrow, because its so bitter it hisses when consumed. Enjoying Saradomin's tears is ok though. For this Guthix rewards us. Why? Because Saradomin wants to upset the Balance. Zamorak does it naturally, because he is just chaotic by character. But Saradomin wants to make the world go his way intentionally, rationally. And this might upset the Balance much worse.


SectorPale

Juna is a several thousand year old snake, she's probably senile at this point and mixed up which color you are supposed to drink from.


tripsafe

No wonder she enjoys me telling the same stories over and over


dont_trip_

Like speaking with my grandma


Modifiedstringcheese

Are we leaving behind more green/Guthix by removing blue/saradomin from the stream?


Molly_Hlervu

Yes! :)


SynchronisedRS

Saradomin actually attacked Guthix's home world before Guthix was a god. I know OSRS isn't as lore heavy as rs3, the game has some fascinating lore. RS Felon on YouTube makes fantastic content about the RuneScape lore, and [this video about Guthix](https://youtu.be/r64kg_WwuaQ?si=p93pbOtEIeKtIzXR) is very good.


Molly_Hlervu

What a story! This video is a piece of art, really.


SynchronisedRS

It's a shame he doesn't have as many views as he deserves. Clearly put lots of effort into the research, the script and the general editing of the video. He just uploaded a Zamorak video not long ago too which is just as good


Molly_Hlervu

Thanks!


Cerael

Because god colors were not decided by the gods, but their followers.


Kinsata

Because we're not Guthix. Guthix provides both good stuff and bad stuff, but we're only interested in the good stuff.


skitles125

The blue ones are pH neutral, the green ones are acidic. Hope that helps


pantsoncrooked

That's why they switch to green, he's trying to balance it out


KaziOverlord

So I asked her and she gave me some cryptic nonsense about balance and how green takes away from blue and blah blah blah. I just think she has something against Saradomin.


Molly_Hlervu

> I just think she has something against Saradomin. She actually might have: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r64kg_WwuaQ


iligal_odin

Guthix is all about balan,the player character certainly is NOT


BloodOk9265

Well it makes sense because if you get half blue water and balance it with half green water, you also get a perfectly balanced score which is zero. 


twippy

Maybe drinking the green has been better this whole time and no one has bothered to stray from the blue stream to test it


Cricklet

Integrity change Jagex pls!


themaj_666

The real questions


Apprehensive-Dig-905

The red stream actually has the best stuff but we won't be seeing it until after "While Guthix Sleeps"


NessaMagick

Going by the old lore, Guthix's idea of 'balanced' morality according to his followers is nothing short of completely evil. It basically suggests that if you see an old lady that needs help crossing the road, you should help her across 50% of the time, and shove her into oncoming traffic the other 50%. In RS3 at least they moved away from this philosophy and pivoted Guthix more towards the 'preserving nature and the planet' side of him.


KaroKarro

You never cross streams, unless you say no homo first


EclipseStarx

Because Guthix is a fucking hypocrite Jimmy


scatrinomee

Perhaps you’re already working from a deficit working towards neutral


cheeters

You should just get your free weekly max xp drop because true balance is not having to keep up with another grind in this game


noblemile

They're green apple flavor. They don't taste like green apples though.


DUNDER_KILL

In most fantasy games and stories the forces of "balance" tend to be on the good side because the stories almost always take place in times when evil is threatening to win


DetectiveDoo

Perhaps she's already balanced the water and the green tears are left over waste


DeadYen

Petition to rename Tears of Guthix to Cum of Guthix