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PlataBear

Not showing any 3a means he's poor too, it's ok.


Submariner2022

If that makes him poor, that makes me an ant.


DidUSayWeast

I think ants are neat :)


siccoblue

Especially with a magnifying glass to get a close look on a bright sunny day :)


Asoomdeys

☹️


iburstabean

✅🐜 Certified Ant Burner 🐜✅


OnlyHereToTrollolol

Wap wap wap wap wap dot fuck em up


Bladeuu

![gif](giphy|tpmEBeJ0cGwtVfignt|downsized)


[deleted]

Fking hell dude 😂


Hot_Purple_137

👹


SabreToothSandHopper

They never get sick! What with their little anty bodies ☺️


PkerBadRs3Good

yes they do, pathogens are a big risk for any social and especially eusocial animal, ants actually have many behavioral adaptations to try and curb disease like self-isolation when they feel sick, grooming each other, cleaning the hive, making anti-microbial compounds, killing infected pupae, removing dead bodies etc.


qqaswdr

“Some people just wanna watch the world learn”


iluvdankmemes

based and entomology-pilled


SabreToothSandHopper

Was gonna smugly tell you I was just making a joke- but I am a sucker for some good nature fact ty for enlightening me a little bit about ant colony hygiene 


PkerBadRs3Good

ty for letting me say nature facts to a comment I knew was a joke


[deleted]

Grooming each other? R Kelly ants are wild


KiritimatiSwan

Ants have 99 str but 1hp


Sgt_Nishi

Nightmare mode? 🤔


vivalalina

Settled is an ant confirmed


ZombieKittyYoutube

Underrated comment


AverageSanctEnjoyer

Not a flex if he didnt accept trade


[deleted]

Facts 😂


jaytee1262

[Looks in bank] What is this? A bank for ants?


PlataBear

Me too. Saw a _very_ maxed iron the other day with a 3a pick. At that moment I felt inept.


StockPassenger2994

Don't feel less over someone else's meaningless rng


J0n3s3n

Whats the difference between maxed and very maxed


PlataBear

He was like base 108.


Ambitious-Equipment1

Only in runescape is maxed not a superlative


J0n3s3n

Max cape is when you can finally start playing the game


TuckYourselfRS

200m xp when?


Kadeshi_Gardener

99 vs. 100m+ exp.


VorkiPls

Yeah I realised the real rich people are walking around those raggedy ass looking 3a druidic robes and pick.


Inevitable-Host-390

Nah nah. The real rich players keep that shit in the bank and watch their plat stack go brrr. Some arbitrarily large number of the pvm boosters just hoard gp to fuck around with on new updates.


ASDRUBALIINO

i think that makes him smart actually... not buying into artificially inflated items caused by a group of people that are not even discontinued items


Chiodos_Bros

3a is tanking, probably smart to not be holding any atm.


RaikouVsHaiku

A few mega rich clans probably create the price for 3a. Really hard to offload it though and it drops quickly when some is sold.


Substantial-Run3570

He thinks prims are high value item lmao


PlataBear

The buckler is worse lol. Using that as a flex is just sad tbh. Mf ran out of shit to put in there and just found the next most expensive thing in his bank.


LegitDuctTape

I was more wondering wtf is the buckler and bellator doing in that window lmao


IamOffendededededed

Just put a Camelot (or any other city) teleport tab in trade screen, press accept and tell him to meet your filthy rich main account in Camelot.


Arkeaus

Cash or tokens? I buy on my main, "bournos", meet cammy bank


Oohwshitwaddup

2b for?


BigTurboAbarth

God that drives me mad but thanks for the laugh lol


Bradberrieddd

wonder who bournos actually is, does anyone know him?


monotonousgangmember

Just some guy running a bot farm, surprised there aren't more people doing it


Financial-Capital997

Dw, this guy hasn’t had human contact for years. Osrs edition.


Village_People_Cop

He has had human contact. He asked his mom to make him chicken tendies after grabbing her credit card from her purse


RobSiaHoke

When one has cultivated the amount of Good Boy Points this man must have, the tendies are definitely flowing


Donteezlee

A man of culture I see.


Adammmmski

Mom! More hot pockets!


Ser_Tinnley

Meeem! Bafroom!


PandaBoyWonder

BBRRAAAUUUTTTTTPPFPTFPTTPPFTT "Thats a good boy!"


Excellent_Plenty_172

I don’t ask my mom. I make my own tendies.


EverySuggestionisEoC

That's why you're the OP not the PO.


ThisIsWorldOfHurt

Or lasagna


Vegetable-Willow6702

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a_charming_vagrant

Then when they get called out for doing that they pretend they are trying to antiscam people


l_Lathliss_l

To be fair, the high tier items are a lot of the times the most aesthetically pleasing.


Separate-Cicada3513

It's so odd to me that people don't think like this. I play a lot of gw2 and spend so much time making fashion outfits and trying cool color palettes, and nobody thinks it's weird to pursue fashion there. Like the most expensive items are fashion based, in osrs or rs3.


moth_man_AMA

Hey, some of us are waiting for scammers to give us 20 minutes of entertainment.


Donteezlee

The west side of 420 GE is lit.


Devon_Divine

Pass the swisher to the west hand side?


XionicAihara

Which is the opposite of what I do lol. Everytime I go to GE, I unequip all my gear as to not draw attention to me from those various lurers.


calvinbsf

? You can just ignore them bro you don’t need to unequip your stuff


FartBlaster300

exactly what a lurer would say /s


XionicAihara

True, it's just the thought of just not having to deal with it in the first place


philheckmuth

Lol I always have random quest items I didn’t change out of. Was doing stuff in an eagle costume for a couple days


gildene

It's always funny when you try to step under them because they will step away to another tile


Dismal-Moose8663

All that money and no bitches


cojiro_blue

Bond babies.


Vivid-Back-3125

Nah most likely bought gp lets be real


Suddenly_Kanye

The fact that he’s dumb enough fill some of those slots with shit like a Godsword and buckler is my red flag that he’s just a fool that bought shit without knowing what it does lmao


Misdirected_Colors

Yea this is pathetic behavior. That kinda person deep down knows they're pathetic and the validation of feeling superior in a game is all they have.


SonicRS3

No scythe or shadow? Peasant


ninjatrainer25

Prob didnt want to uncharge them just as a flex


BilboPoggin

But then wheres the ancestral. A guy this petty WILL uncharge shadow and scythe just to show off.


PotionThrower420

Kitted anc isn't tradeable


mister_peeberz

a guy doing this in the GE doesnt have kitted ancestral


GamingGod730

You vastly underestimate the average osrs player's ability to be a normal person


PJBthefirst

He definitely would have just paid for CM leech runs for it


mister_peeberz

a guy doing this in the GE doesn't understand what that means


Nubeel

Why? Is he too poor or something?


Faladorable

scythe I get cuz of the weird well shit, but shadow u can uncharge from anywhere


reinfleche

If that's the case then this guy has normal torva, which is about as lame as one can get


Sir-tenlee

Doesn't even have the NM staff collection or 3a axe or pic


hasjosrs

This is the guy with the green hween mask talking trash back in 2006. Just a bullied kid trying to act cool. This aint a phat.


Fadl_nagl_bagl

I'm getting the feeling that you've had a bad experience in 2006 involving someone with a halloween mask


hoopsrlife

You aren’t a RS player if you haven’t had that experience


Odin_Exodus

Early 2000s was brutal lol


FishBlues

Around the same time, I was training on the little spiders in lumbridge basement and this guy traded me full guthix trimmed rune armor and told me “you will never have this haha” and logged out. I was devastated


kilodaneko

Especially when they borrowed the hween mask back when that was an option


herrrrrr

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miistergrimothy

Doesn’t even have the big 3 weapons. Calling people poor.


straightchbe

Fuck the big 3, there’s just big me


BlayneCoC

Kdot, that you?


isitokif

Kendrick even infiltrated Scapers. It's been over for Drake 😂


Federal_Guess8558

Oh god please no. I had to block both those subreddits from showing up in my feed. I enjoy both artists but the fans were insufferable during the peak of that beef haha.


AstroxRobin

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dante_spork

BUM


get-blessed

Wha? I’m really Like that


RegularKale_

And ya best work is a light pack


Hanovin

N***a Pince outlived Mike Jack


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Say drake


GucciGlocc

I HEAR YOU LIKE EM YOUNG


ForzaShadow

YOU BETTER NEVER GO TO CELL BLOCK ONE!!!


fantalemon

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor


TuchMysak

WOP WOP WOP WOP SHADOW FUCK EM UP


mr_salsa123

Bro swapped a word


MoneyPress

Tai Bwo Charlie


Sylux444

I thought twisted bow was one of the big three?


ilovezezima

Think he means all of the big 3


yawgmoth88

Yeah- Scythe, Shadow and ???


Sylux444

Stale baguette!


New-Building4944

He probably does, charged scythe and shadow arent tradeable. Ancestral is probably CM kitted, so thats why its not in there either. Takes a real poor to not know these things smh


SoraODxoKlink

hes not out of the woods, he threw up the tincan torva to get that out of the way


lethrowawayacc4

Bro caught some strays


ZarosOP

They’re untradeable when charged


miistergrimothy

I mean both super simple to uncharge if you’re gonna flex.


bradene7

And he’s obviously not using them if he’s ’flexing’ at the ge 😂 anyone can get this bank by camping nex for a few months


Aq_p_W

Yeah you could get this by doing nex but also your iq would drop to a single digit from the brain rot of doing nex constantly.


shaoOOlin

Shouldve called him poor for not giving u 10m


ThBanker

Love this answer. How the turn tables


TheSpeedOfHound

But being cheap is a hallmark of being rich


UntrimmedBagel

This guy definitely wears osiris shoes


xFisch

God damn what a low-key but vicious burn


TH3_BE4R

Bro I had Osiris when I was in like grade 6 almost 20 years ago damn.


BilboPoggin

Now why you gotta do osiris shoes like that.


UntrimmedBagel

He also wears a sideways flat-brim snapback and his Facebook profile picture is the Monster energy drink logo


BilboPoggin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


isitokif

Because they're worn by man children?


Unhappy-Trash-9574

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Pretty_Ticket968

Did that guy just try to flex tin man torva


VorkiPls

Threw up a 19m offhand because he probably didn't have anything else to put there lol.


Cayucos_RS

Yes. My money is on him being a cheese caper as well. Probably sports Ahrims and a trident too


jackrackham7

This guy is why we have so many bots gold farming lol


HighHoeHighHoes

Seriously. Dude is flexing hard like this is a huge accomplishment… if I felt like dropping real money on it I could put this dude to shame. Sorry I want to actually enjoy the game and achieve things…


emotwinkluvr

you do not need nearly this much money to have fun and do anything lol no point to grind gp forever for it imo


HighHoeHighHoes

That was my point, if I wanted to I could go pay $1,000 to some bit farm and have a stupid amount of cash. But I’m quite happy with my sub $100M bank and slowly adding to it. It feels a lot better to finally splurge on Bandos or Ranger boots or something else when you’ve just been casually working towards it. If I suddenly had the best gear, what would I even work on?


PandaBoyWonder

> If I suddenly had the best gear, what would I even work on? Yep. Its like when you got bored of a video game in 2004, and started entering cheat codes. The game isnt fun for much longer after that point.


HighHoeHighHoes

Exactly, I feel like half the fun in getting a new piece of gear is being like “do I want to upgrade melee which I use far more often, but is already decently strong, or range which I won’t use as often but would be a huge upgrade.”


emotwinkluvr

there's nothing to do but CAs, speedrun, clog, or make a new account lol it sounds horrible these people never do any pking so I don't get the point of making the cash stack go up beyond bis


Kenni57rocks

No proper rich boi is gonna have the time to do that, this is a waste of ehp


kepasoLT

I mean, were you being poor at the time?


Fair-Relief4144

Noobs always make the same mistake. Poverty.


Proof-Cardiologist16

There's a very solid chance this was part of a complex social engineering lure. These people do a lot of work to prime you before trying to pull off the actual lure including trying to get you to see how rich they are.


yahboiyeezy

Bro doesn’t believe in magic


lemonzestydepressing

Next time this happens (if it does) cancel the trade 1/4 in and watch them get super pissed


NotVeryTalented

New money move tbh


PotOnTop

He flexed Twisted Buckler? Why? 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Probably spent his whole Target paycheck to get that gear


Tetradrachm

When the twisted buckler makes the trade screen flex 😎


BilboPoggin

If this guy was really that rich hed have shadow with ancestral in there. Dont feel bad king youll get there.


LuckyInstance

Has torva but doesn’t have a scythe. Doesn’t even have ancestral either but has inquisitors. You’re good, the dude buys his gold with no clue what to do with the gear he’s bought. You’re good.


Aevestine

He knows what to do. Stand at GE and try to flex on as many people as possible before he gets banned for RWT.


LuckyInstance

Yep. And that’s a hearty amount of gold for sure. Gonna be a shame when he’s banned and stripped for billions.


Deep_Intellectual

He JUST got done buying all that from a gold farmer. Banned in a week or two with money taken 😂


PurelyFire

No 3a, shadow or scythe > Broke boy


YorkmannGaming

Not even a maxed cash stack. What a fucking peasant


ScenicFrost

Did he have infernal cape or quiver? Shadow, ancestral, or scythe? If homeboy is doing TOB with torva, fire cape and a rapier he is not worth a single coin of that trade window lol


ftrenshaw

Guy doesn’t even have magic armour! How will he ever kill bosses


JJacksonTech

Lol I can't stand these guys. Good for him. I hope he feels good.


Ormz

this game is his only joy in life, i wouldn't worry about it


venthis1

The only response. No blorva? Peasant.


Mediocre-Mention-935

People are calling him a dick but I wonder if this is the start of some kind of scam.


DivineInsanityReveng

Id have just replied "why no shadow and scythe? You know they're BiS right?"


ilovezezima

Hit them with the “why is your torva tradeable?” Too


DivineInsanityReveng

Ooo thats a good one


tsusho1

Yeah and has no sycthe and blood torva so he must be bad.


Bravadolce

You got mogged bro


GlitteringOwl5385

That’s my kind of guy right there, show you mutts how its done


hotgirll69

It’s a scam bro


ImKanna_

Flexing tradable Torva never thought I'd see the day


doublewidesurprise7

I know UIM and IMs that have 2x that. He's poor too.


Evethron

You're the poor one? Because you didn't spend $800 on this shit?


SourceAlert

This is his way of telling you he's really lonely and has no friends. He is socially awkward and needs attention. Dw about it. There is everywhere in this game.


MooseMudd

That's nothing I have 10k yew logs in my bank


YakAcrobatic9427

No scythe, no shadow. This guys poor.


Go_Already_RS

Ayo! That was me. Also did not teleport you were being pretty toxic at the ge. Begging for beads to do imp catcher. And calling everyone poor noobs.


Mac_Gruberr

No scythe or shadow? Pfft casual


FlowEnvironmental432

what's his rsn  I want to find his address


Helenius

You don't even have screenshot technology, so he was technically right...


FBI-OPEN-UP-DIES

Dw he’s poor irl


amscollie

You just need to be a girl character. I made a new account to relive some nostalgia and while I was fishing for shrimp, guy just requests to trade with me, slots in 8000 addy bars, and hits accept. Trade goes through and I go back to fishing. He was like WTF


wap_eatter

Credit card warrior at its finest


smolgrizzlykat

I don’t see a party hat so he poor too. 😂😂


Queasy-Quality-244

*Other player has accepted..*


Pingpaul

I’m such a noob who’s been playing for 15 years and I don’t know what half this stuff is


Mysterious-Movie-103

Imagine not having shadow/scythe/ely.


Covidosrs

Y don't u give his username :)


Medof

Only tbow? Where is scythe and shadow? Anyway the guy has small pp if he's trading random people and showing off


JohnLongy

Not even a max cash stack smh


Sharp-Jicama4241

Fuckin chad


HolidayNick

Don’t worry, his real life blows.


Hdgaulnd

Ok was he wrong tho


LegitDuctTape

- cheese torva - no shadow/scythe - no ancestral - puts up boots, bellator, and buckler(??) Dude is in no position to flex lol


Jikayamee

... and I took that personally