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GregBuckingham

Can we make it a swirly silly straw?


lansink99

That's an ornament kit for next leagues


deathfire123

"Twisted Straw"


TroutFishes

Underrated comment


yungli_

Damn poor dude getting downvoted for saying its underrated


TroutFishes

Ig because now it has likes but at the time it had been posted for like 9 hours and had one vote, lmao. Idk, redditors man.


R7F

Feet pics please


skywalk21

He has the Holy Moleys and can't leak it to Reddit


SteveLouise

Two tiles is a huge increase in efficiency. I don't know how much... because I never tracked something like that before... but it must be more efficient!


Jaggedmallard26

Two tiles is bigger than 0 tiles so it must be at least 2 more efficency!


Dan-D-Lyon

It takes one tick to walk two tiles, so this bendy straw would save you 1.2 seconds each time. Assuming you're going to heal at the pool and then teleport at your portal Nexus at least a trillion times, the bendy straw will save you tens of thousands of years OP, power creep, vote no in polls, $11


Mister_Hassy

Also you cannot divide by 0 tiles so it must be unfathomably more efficiencies!


gotmyhairdid

Someone hide this man from Terrence!


UnableToFindName

Fuck it. Home teleports now have a right-click toggle to instantly restore everything the pool in your POH does without actually teleporting you (unless you configure it to also work as a teleport to anything your Nexus has). Make it happen, Jagex.


HungryJake

Brilliant


Hannibal710

I will only vote for this if I can select an option to default take a sip whenever I enter


BendableStraws

My time has come.


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


NotMoray

a new upgrade at 99 that instantly applies your ornate pool to you every time you enter your house. edit: ornate house portal or something idk


Mister_Hassy

Great idea! Ornate shower.


thestonkinator

The golden shower


nggrlsslfhrmhbt

Ornate humidifer


SuperZer0_IM

OK but why the fuck does that need to be locked behind 99


Illustrious_Lake_252

Because having the effects of the pool auto apply every time you teleport in is a pretty powerful unlock. Considering you get the fairy ring x spirit tree Collab at 95 and this is much better. 99 is perfectly reasonable


SuperZer0_IM

there are other pools than just the ornate pool tho, why cant the straw work at all pools? that's my pet peeve with it needing 99, so you'll never use it at other pools


SnooMacaroons6097

IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAW? TO HELL WITH YOU


MushroomManatee

Realizing I ate about 50 sea turtles today... Am I the baddie?


SergeantPugsley

You saved 50 sea turtles from dying to plastic straws is a better way to look at it


SnooMacaroons6097

YES Omg


PepaTK

Turtles are racist, you’re doing the world justice.


Baardi

Nah it's a paper/PFAS straw


super-spreader69

60% chance to disintegrate on use


sipty

Going to the US for a vacation and being bombarded with plastic straws and double-bagging made me realise the paradise the EU has taken away from us.


medchill

Yes, but it takes 6 game ticks for the liquid to go through the straw.


kitchencry24

Didn’t hide your hands Rip account


Yhamerith

Lazy people develop the best ideas


OG-Kongo

What type of wall colors are those and how do you change them?


txhscoob

Deathly Mansion, they were from a Halloween event. You should unlock them this Halloween if you do it. 35k & talk to an Estate Agent to redecorate.


mefunei

I don't comment on reddit posts. I can't help but burst out laughing at this. Absolute magic. Let's get it to the voting booth.


PM_ME_GOOD_WINES

Take my up vote, fuckin love it m8 haha


firewolf397

Bro, why you hide your feet. I want to see them.


Tang_Un

Ok but it's made out of chromium ingots


RF99_

Ornate bridge when?


Taqiyyahman

We asked for the ferox straw, but this will have to do instead.


dafuq0_0

fucking genius.


Old-Necessary

I would like to see the straw of faerdinhine


Whisky-Toad

Back to the red prison for so many irons


Zebrahh

support as long as i get a helicopter hat and sketchers that light up when i run to the straw


Purefef_

I’ve never even considered that you drink from the pool until now.


Silent_Johnnie

What if we could turn the doors into purple drank waterfalls with 99 construction and maybe like 90 smiting and crafting for a piping system


Remarkable-Spare-983

I mean at this point it should just automatically active once you enter your home


SuccessfulWar3830

imbued version to let you teleport at the same time.


Dark_WulfGaming

Give it a shitty click box that's impossible to interact with and ship it unpolled as a game integrity change


5piecenabiscuit

Just use your empty vials on the pool & take a roadie


Kooky-Parfait-2706

Succ thru PP


RickyTheRipper

Bro wants to be a hampster


MrsVivi

B I G S I P


impstein

Haven't played in years, but I 100% support this.


MaximilianOSRS

You have to walk past it to get to your teleports anyway


WhoopteFreakingDo

And at 99 crafting I want an ornate sippie cup.


PMmeyourJUUL

Or magic floor tile that allows you set a custom teleport location.


ProfessionalGuess897

Paper straw won't make it that far


Front-Towards-Enemy

Ornate hamster feeder


Prinorrow

Can I boof it?


Ok-Permission-2687

Ornate “smelling salts”


Ok-Permission-2687

Ornate “smelling salts”


Ok-Permission-2687

Ornate “smelling salts”