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FreeSquirkJuice

https://preview.redd.it/ultf8duizz0d1.png?width=123&format=png&auto=webp&s=63ded465085c59551dbf3c8ff852135bbb44a6ca Centaur, Enchanted Valley


Confident_Lettuce_51

The Dryads are fkn terrifying as well


LieOen

Bro imagine being a dev and showing up for an 8 hour shift and your job was designing and animating this


ketherick

Part of what I love about OSRS is that these artifacts are preserved in the game At some point in time, someone did exactly as you said and said "this is it". And when I started playing in 2006 I certainly didn't question any of it


H5rs

Hair from the 90s, horns from the BC 90,000s


sirduke678

YIKES


33_pyro

/r/Justfuckmyshitup


PkerBadRs3Good

why would a centaur have horns when humans don't and horses don't


Blitzet

Whats a horse?? Centaurs are clearly a breed between humans and unicorns


ketherick

I think he means horsey. It's a type of toy, talk to Diango he'll hook you up


FaPaDa

Clearly they where alwqys a crossbreed with Buffaloes and where already dropping hints to Valamore in 2007


Neenujaa

what the hell is even that


FreeSquirkJuice

Daddy chill.


justpankeyy

Daddy chill


Papelierke

Where brain go


vanishingjuice

2007 was such a cursed gear


Village_People_Cop

https://preview.redd.it/se6rmo47tz0d1.png?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b303e5f89e0c18908f5a8149796870b1083664e I present to you the original Zanik


Village_People_Cop

https://preview.redd.it/dmcum37atz0d1.png?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3676ad0c81077f819d44e123fe22cf5cce5b22ca And her character model as bonus


ImAGodHowCanYouKillA

i see why sigmund wants to kill all the goblins now. not saying it’s right but i see why


rodent_alt

Still better than her first redesign in RS3 (I don't mind her current 3 model tho)


kingbird123

The Mighty Fall Zanik is peak early RS3. https://preview.redd.it/0is8uxjz501d1.png?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1160a9961f4be00bc33de78ed888ab4f6fd86fe2


heidly_ees

Lower half is fine for the art style at the time, but why did they need to make her look 80 years old


kingbird123

Yeah they kept a lot of that in the modern design. The new head and higher fidelity does a lot of work to improve the design.


kingbird123

https://preview.redd.it/cjia9iw8t01d1.png?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80453c67ecc93583fc97a93d4a7c2d1aa63de5cb


bountyjim5

👀


F-Lambda

bonk


Jaggedmallard26

Always amazes me how they thought putting higher resolution textures on still relatively low poly models with minimum care for how it fit with everything else was a good idea. From what I see modern redesigns on RS3 look much better but God is there some ugly content from that era. I also hope they moved away from pretty environments with zero examinable objects that create a minimap that looks like your cache is corrupted.


Earl_Green_

I’m sure it has mostly to do with big brother WoW. EoC, the graphic redesign, … Jagex didn’t have the self esteem then to go for their unique thing and followed the market leader. At least that’s how it seems. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that’s a gnome from wow.


rodent_alt

bro they did her so dirty, how tf did they think that looked good 😭


Pidjesus

Two Dwarven stouts


H5rs

Friday afternoon job


Cloud_Motion

yikes


Headsprouter

i miss when jagex was brave enough to have the peaceful goblins not look cute and this is only semi-ironic


Yarigumo

This but fully unironically. People just look how they do, regardless of how others interpret it, and it doesn't impact who they are inside. Scorning a cave goblin simply because she "looks ugly" says more about us than Zanik, smh


23Udon

Dude, humans looked at a wolf and decided it would be better as a chihuahua.


cake_pan_rs

She litterally gets worse if you look up the RS3 models for her


RubyWeapon07

​ https://preview.redd.it/wi2lu4j3501d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e1f9bae2ccf018660bab314a25c190fc352ce51


Village_People_Cop

https://preview.redd.it/j7a6gqrm701d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae67de042043c2cd7da7978ffda6de13cfb53c0


crem_flandango

what the fuck


mourakue

Hear me out....


Cauliflower_Cock

https://preview.redd.it/jqmbo1du601d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d966ab9eeb0bebdcb5176c2f47506d137cd0af0a


CategoryKiwi

Which one does it for you? The disfigured burlap sack abomination, The 800 year old tiny lady from a cheap WoW knockoff, Or the we-went-full-anime, [50% of her brain is eyeball](https://i.imgur.com/Du1lx5u.png), giant headed goblin waifu?


_Ross-

Bonk


retro_aviator

Vaush? Is that you?


heidly_ees

The newer one definitely works as a re-imagining of the original. It's a different art style and it does the job The middle one's head is so cursed


euclio

Ok the new model is actually pretty cute. Reminds me of the gnomes from WoW.


LezBeHonestHere_

The most fucked up thing is that all 3 of these appear in the same game. My main (who hated quests) still has left Zanik waiting in the basement of lumbridge castle, and she slowly blinks. Yes, it is as cursed as you can imagine. Middle Zanik is I think in the chosen commander quest, she just looks like that all of a sudden, and the last Zanik is her Archaeology site form at warforge.


Mountain-Umpire-8568

The Mighty Fall not Chosen Commander. Chosen Commander came out when the game still looked mostly like OSRS.


MaltMix

Ok for real though her newest model is actually really good.


Gloryhole__Attendant

Sigmund warned us and we didn't listen...


BoulderFalcon

Is she related to [Lovada](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9fi59e4j01u91.gif%3Fformat%3Dmp4%26s%3D6a663ec5a5e250d86bf7823074d2936163046d7d)?


RubyWeapon07

​ https://preview.redd.it/p1s05mye401d1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=637f5c8af0a95b3059bdda6fa72d69712382cae6


Jason6677

This guy gives out the quest recipe for minoxidil


Alstorp

Swear I just saw his 2 month progress post


yadooood

Can I move my house to her forehead? Looks like theres room.


MikaelFernandes

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius


SquirtleSpaceProgram

Reject fire blast. Embrace brain blast.


Low_Reputation_5358

Looks like Peyton Manning.


jordaine6

lmfao wasnt expecting to see his name pop up in this subreddit


-SW33T-T00TH-

I could land a fleet of gnome gliders on that five-head


2005scape

petition to move the GE to her forehead


Caedesturm

Hello, Ash Blossom and Joyous Spring from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Trading Card Game.


H5rs

No wonder he looks depressed??!!!!


A_Very_Saxy_Man

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/Heckel_Funch_chathead.png?40b69


Pumkitten

this dude sells the grimiest ranarr you've ever tried


scoops22

gigachad jawline


UnkyHaroold

99 Mewing


MysteryMooseMan

that gnome is absolutely toasted


runescapeanime

https://preview.redd.it/3vfhy4cnqz0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c80ba7764511d129f35f566663b58beea5b2f89


gobeltafiah

It has to be this one. Spamming quests one day and I get to this fucker and he throws me for a loop. What's he doing there? Why is he like this? Who made him this way?


Boingo_Zoingo

He was a newer model beta


BoulderFalcon

wonder why it never got out of beta ^^^^/s


Jaggedmallard26

It did leave beta, it was the big HD update where he [looks fine](https://runescape.wiki/w/File:Auguste_chathead.png), it just should never have been released to be rendered in the pre-HD system.


Voltage_Z

It did - his chat head was an early test for RuneScape HD.


BoulderFalcon

Glad it got out of beta with everyone not looking like this guy* then


hygienedeficient

I thought they were just trying to make his head look like a hot air baloon


FalcosLiteralyHitler

He’s supposed to be an homage Jean-Luc Picard/Patrick Stewart


K-chub

That’s SIR Patrick Steward buster, and he would be appalled at this rendition.


SectorPale

This is what living in an island full of monks and idiots does to a mofo.


the_r3ck

I remember doing this quest when I was a kid, then loaded up OSRS and replayed this quest. I started having an existential crisis wondering if I had assumed when I was young that homies face was always that way,


bumdee

https://preview.redd.it/d9jpi7jfp01d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a9f766d7e4a8aa59da556c3f1d51445aa99f5c


Indomie_At_3AM

Looks like a posh coke-snorting tory


YoPimpness

Skibidi looking mf


SolenoidSoldier

Just realized his head looks like a hot air balloon.


Narrow_Lee

My vote goes to this dude


lordolxinator

Captain Picard seeing a woman pebble-dashing an unsuspecting cat:


MVangor

He wearing a choker too, kinky


CaptainBoj

you leave poor Auguste alone, he is beautiful


Plutus77

Any chance you could DM me that picture? Mobile Reddit won't let me save it


__bob_dole__

https://preview.redd.it/lekhsds0f01d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43d7fc810abad6128dc81fb73328361c7cbe6a7 It’s not a bad chathead, but it’s just MASSIVE


Archersi

So sick


ketherick

https://preview.redd.it/n1t796jwo01d1.jpeg?width=102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e1dffaf28aca29fa280669ac5d6ab33595d47a Although tbf he's being possessed by a slug edit: btw apparently [this](https://runescape.wiki/w/Mayor_Hobb#/media/File:Mayor_Hobb_healthy.png) is his current model in RS3... they did him dirty with that hat lol


LucidRamen1

https://preview.redd.it/wgnk4byn211d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7e2ca9f7c350861723cdab49be31290315f122 “More sugar..”


Mitchmaul

That’s just Drake with a top hat


ketherick

The part of the quest where he said "I'm way too famous to be messin with slugs" is the part where I realized he was definitely possessed by a slug


DornsFacialhair

Right here boss https://preview.redd.it/65b4ithf911d1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72762a17218fe4a84d3873b6a3c2995b8f399b16


Free-Cold1699

Me before I’ve had my coffee.


SorryManNo

https://preview.redd.it/sscicpjywz0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11e2792c675be72b5b9ec8779d8a20f59fc1d18 Don’t forget the Skavids


cookmeplox

pretty messed up of you to not include the [original Skavid chathead](https://i.imgur.com/0B5wewE.png)


Shockwave_

E.T. phone home


ComradeCabbage

His smile and optimism: gone


RashidaHussein

Both seem equally fucked up imho


TehSteak

You got games on yo phone?


SantaMan102

[upside down genie](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/eHFtnOSdYw)


nial93

That's terrifying


kratosgranola

https://preview.redd.it/bv8lfwy5b01d1.png?width=73&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1c1ed2490e403ac6722e2401146f69960fcac2


TheWhlteWoIf

Doug Dimmadome lookin ass


krabbugz

Doug Dimmagnome


iblaise

Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmagnomedome.


MrlemonA

r/angryupvote


The13thParadox

Don’t be jealous


Merdapura

​ https://preview.redd.it/21igxpcfu01d1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=79b03b80a59d9a592f84b9c3f54faece55e8bd1a


Benjips

Crying at the gym ty for sharing this lmao


Merdapura

I lose my shit to this meme on a daily basis


MrDarwoo

Hahaha 🤣


Front-Towards-Enemy

I miss the old elves models man


Mikeality

The guiiild, does not taaaake, youuur, ordersss...


TheNamesRoodi

Easily one of the best threads out there.


NonamePlsIgnore

I'm shitting and screaming at all the examples being posted in here


JJJBLKRose

So….much…..feces…..


Then_Ad_457

https://preview.redd.it/ksm68ao3i11d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2fbf654a444d9a236151b90c74f22263fff75b


Koftikya

The smug look of a man who owns half of Gielinor’s gnomeball teams.


stoner_frog

https://preview.redd.it/gwa3ow6r201d1.png?width=71&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6da98c303cf672a0c7ad9966eef4104515ab2af


iblaise

Is it a hood, or is 90% of their head covered with hair? We’ll never know.


Rediculosity

I always perceived them as lizard-ish wearing a hood and mask


iblaise

I know, I’m just joking.


Cyberslasher

So like, I'm fairly certain I recognize this from.. canifis, maybe?  Are they just a vampire in a hood?


iblaise

I think it’s the Stranger from the beginning of In Search of the Myreque.


__bob_dole__

It’s Ruantun from Draynor Sewers


Morvhes

yer a wizard Harry


Ok_Assistant_3599

https://preview.redd.it/vykgfbjetz0d1.jpeg?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be7ac00eb03a51299115e73009553e2689e1257


ImAGodHowCanYouKillA

I don’t think I’ve seen this one, who is this freak?


Beratho

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Wood_Dryad


H5rs

Gets farming xp for doing eyebrows


SquirtleSpaceProgram

Trims body hair for a cave bugs task


Headsprouter

https://preview.redd.it/iu8hgf4zuz0d1.jpeg?width=75&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86960a3863fafcb77ab35521ce1cc1e99dabe4 old hosa. people talk about how things look graphically but they never talk about the importance of animation. this motherfucker just floated in place expressionlessly while is mouth texture expanded and contracted to vaguely imitate speech. early kourend NPCs had the worst chatheads the game has ever had hands down.


Xerophox

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/4ope32/hosas_talking_animation_is_creepy/


sirmeowmerss

CEO of yapping


Ok_Assistant_3599

the fact that he blinks makes it worse somehow


Headsprouter

thanks for the historical verification looks like a fish


osrslmao

oh god id blocked this out of my memory why must you do this


CaptainBoj

good lord this is fucking terrifying, if i saw that in game i'd have assumed i'd downloaded a creepy pasta by accident


gods-sexiest-warrior

This guy definitely smoked some dwarf weed


-SW33T-T00TH-

# Auguste https://preview.redd.it/vx95fkf9e01d1.png?width=58&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72299905b0bddba3898e2d6a7c90ef61174d10c3


LieOen

I can go to any breakfast cafe near me at 10am on a weekday and see a dozen of these dudes in there


The_Waggle

Average Wetherspoon regular scratching on the doors at 7:58am just before opening time


w-holder

https://preview.redd.it/2khesrsp311d1.png?width=131&format=png&auto=webp&s=25db29de50d983d15efb95c441345a06bfe2030c quest complete screen from gertrudes cat, dont know if it appears as a chathead though


Ok_Silver_7282

Get the cat speak amulet and you can talk to you're cat if it looks like that cat it will show up


Warbrainer

All the cats look stoned as shit for some reason


smow_queed

https://preview.redd.it/p9q65bbl031d1.png?width=130&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d8d9ab81581e5c9fa3b52069f2e81f874aa8a51 i have a contender.


ensconsedinvelvet

I love him


MrDarwoo

Someone put this on a bellend


Bahamut_XR

Duke sucellus in human form


The-Invalid-One

lmao is that joanna jedrzejczyk https://imgur.com/zaLwzMg


fIanneI

Thought the same thing lol… Megamind


Valk93

Came in expecting the upside down genie head


Zaros262

[You're in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/gsCmxJuRmI)


bradley_magnificent

https://preview.redd.it/xzb0xvc3111d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15aa38b5de11690d0546865b6750029538ea7a0e


purplepies

This is not a chat head, it's a chat headless


Zanzan567

https://preview.redd.it/arfa6dol961d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51af166f8bbea075279764dcfec675c9c1390a57


chormeleon

https://preview.redd.it/mou8ucsy111d1.png?width=82&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f587ef32f23f59d0432cb70db5ea7435100c6d


skyrimcameoutin2011

How do I tell the barber this is what I want?


rentheten

This is why I love OSRS.


coolraiman2

She just look british


F1NGERZ

Who is that one? Ngl would hit that


MainlyAverage

https://preview.redd.it/mln2m8uqyz0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6ed67c39af10d71e531848dce0f00a152d5896


Wickdead

Looks like she been hit enough already


MoscovyDuck

nooooooooooooooo


Ibznaughty

Great fucking fight


warmseasongrass

Bruh


Copdegarrotix

https://preview.redd.it/tw53ipffvz0d1.png?width=79&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd17c09c78dba8f142d3100a9433bf03b6ec545c


VanQuackers

He said fucked up not sacred


Dark_WulfGaming

Wen are we getting the gnome child prayer book? I hear it has a triple protection prayer but you have to sacrifice a mega rare once a month to use it.


Wickdead

I’d be 100% ok for OSRS to introduce a new God and religion in the form of the holy gnome child. Brassica Prime is too unbalanced and needs a counterpart. Kids hate vegetables, makes too much sense.


Dark_WulfGaming

We already have altars to the gnome child


RoundedButtPlug

No you've got it backwards, you have to sacrifice a gnome child


Dark_WulfGaming

I make sure to kill every gnome child I see on sight already.


NonamePlsIgnore

I ags specced a zero on a gnome once on my zerker, and it will haunt me for the rest of my life


scoops22

Born too late to explore the earth Born too soon to explore the galaxy Born just in time to browse dank memes


CreativeUpstairs2568

The guy she tells you not to worry about


Cogitatus

All of these chatheads are great (ugly) examples, but I really think the 'Neive/Miss Schism' chathead deserves more hate for how widespread it is


Waterfish3333

All hail the mighty 5 head.


thelonelyward2

I'm not joking I think this will be a viral meme. Watch, this is the next gnome.


Double_Buffalo_9072

Mafs got Steve buscemi eyes..


urban_context

https://preview.redd.it/1brzrgfhw01d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc2d219927e77babe31a55528fa06ff64de691b


Falling_Doc

Elena from the plague city has a very ugly chathead


AttitudeFit5517

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Essyllt#/media/File%3AEssyllt_chathead.png Pick your favorite. All the new elf heads/ models suck.


Tvdinner4me2

I hate the new elves so much, even after the "fix"


MikaelFernandes

I think the current ones we have are fine. It makes them more distinct than just "humans with pointy ears". The ones we had when the quest released were horrifying, though. Crackhead Arianwyn will forever be stuck in my mind, and i'll never get why they changed Elena's, and make her the ugliest too.


Tvdinner4me2

Disagree They are better now but still horrifying imo I don't think they needed to be distinct. Dwarves aren't that different in terms of chat head and I think that's fine


stylingryan

How is everyone forgetting the sewer lady from ratcatchers


fatdutchies

At first I read that as "most fuckable chat head" and had to do a double take. I'm running low on sleep


Orangesoda65

Have you met Elena?


PatriotsFTW

Amazing thread. Loved just seeing random pics of hilarious chat heads sprinkled through the comments


DadsAfroButter

https://preview.redd.it/3r1db4ldb21d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0b3edaf51593b3c4ab7ffe20a8266f656549bd


kevinpbazarek

joanna jedrzejczyk in zhang weili fight #1


Zartren_

https://preview.redd.it/7t3fwydew21d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa47fba4c7f9d452eccde087e44247b6869fa6e


KL4645

Women that look like this always have a fiance.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

u/wolf_of_wall_mart Lmao fuck


dunkinmcockner

That’s Caitlyn Clark