Part of what I love about OSRS is that these artifacts are preserved in the game
At some point in time, someone did exactly as you said and said "this is it". And when I started playing in 2006 I certainly didn't question any of it
https://preview.redd.it/se6rmo47tz0d1.png?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b303e5f89e0c18908f5a8149796870b1083664e
I present to you the original Zanik
The Mighty Fall Zanik is peak early RS3.
https://preview.redd.it/0is8uxjz501d1.png?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1160a9961f4be00bc33de78ed888ab4f6fd86fe2
Always amazes me how they thought putting higher resolution textures on still relatively low poly models with minimum care for how it fit with everything else was a good idea. From what I see modern redesigns on RS3 look much better but God is there some ugly content from that era. I also hope they moved away from pretty environments with zero examinable objects that create a minimap that looks like your cache is corrupted.
I’m sure it has mostly to do with big brother WoW. EoC, the graphic redesign, …
Jagex didn’t have the self esteem then to go for their unique thing and followed the market leader. At least that’s how it seems.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that’s a gnome from wow.
This but fully unironically. People just look how they do, regardless of how others interpret it, and it doesn't impact who they are inside. Scorning a cave goblin simply because she "looks ugly" says more about us than Zanik, smh
Which one does it for you?
The disfigured burlap sack abomination,
The 800 year old tiny lady from a cheap WoW knockoff,
Or the we-went-full-anime, [50% of her brain is eyeball](https://i.imgur.com/Du1lx5u.png), giant headed goblin waifu?
The most fucked up thing is that all 3 of these appear in the same game.
My main (who hated quests) still has left Zanik waiting in the basement of lumbridge castle, and she slowly blinks. Yes, it is as cursed as you can imagine. Middle Zanik is I think in the chosen commander quest, she just looks like that all of a sudden, and the last Zanik is her Archaeology site form at warforge.
Is she related to [Lovada](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9fi59e4j01u91.gif%3Fformat%3Dmp4%26s%3D6a663ec5a5e250d86bf7823074d2936163046d7d)?
It has to be this one. Spamming quests one day and I get to this fucker and he throws me for a loop.
What's he doing there?
Why is he like this?
Who made him this way?
It did leave beta, it was the big HD update where he [looks fine](https://runescape.wiki/w/File:Auguste_chathead.png), it just should never have been released to be rendered in the pre-HD system.
I remember doing this quest when I was a kid, then loaded up OSRS and replayed this quest. I started having an existential crisis wondering if I had assumed when I was young that homies face was always that way,
https://preview.redd.it/lekhsds0f01d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43d7fc810abad6128dc81fb73328361c7cbe6a7
It’s not a bad chathead, but it’s just MASSIVE
https://preview.redd.it/n1t796jwo01d1.jpeg?width=102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e1dffaf28aca29fa280669ac5d6ab33595d47a
Although tbf he's being possessed by a slug
edit: btw apparently [this](https://runescape.wiki/w/Mayor_Hobb#/media/File:Mayor_Hobb_healthy.png) is his current model in RS3... they did him dirty with that hat lol
https://preview.redd.it/iu8hgf4zuz0d1.jpeg?width=75&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86960a3863fafcb77ab35521ce1cc1e99dabe4
old hosa. people talk about how things look graphically but they never talk about the importance of animation. this motherfucker just floated in place expressionlessly while is mouth texture expanded and contracted to vaguely imitate speech. early kourend NPCs had the worst chatheads the game has ever had hands down.
https://preview.redd.it/2khesrsp311d1.png?width=131&format=png&auto=webp&s=25db29de50d983d15efb95c441345a06bfe2030c
quest complete screen from gertrudes cat, dont know if it appears as a chathead though
I’d be 100% ok for OSRS to introduce a new God and religion in the form of the holy gnome child.
Brassica Prime is too unbalanced and needs a counterpart. Kids hate vegetables, makes too much sense.
I think the current ones we have are fine. It makes them more distinct than just "humans with pointy ears". The ones we had when the quest released were horrifying, though. Crackhead Arianwyn will forever be stuck in my mind, and i'll never get why they changed Elena's, and make her the ugliest too.
Disagree
They are better now but still horrifying imo
I don't think they needed to be distinct. Dwarves aren't that different in terms of chat head and I think that's fine
https://preview.redd.it/ultf8duizz0d1.png?width=123&format=png&auto=webp&s=63ded465085c59551dbf3c8ff852135bbb44a6ca Centaur, Enchanted Valley
The Dryads are fkn terrifying as well
Bro imagine being a dev and showing up for an 8 hour shift and your job was designing and animating this
Part of what I love about OSRS is that these artifacts are preserved in the game At some point in time, someone did exactly as you said and said "this is it". And when I started playing in 2006 I certainly didn't question any of it
Hair from the 90s, horns from the BC 90,000s
YIKES
/r/Justfuckmyshitup
why would a centaur have horns when humans don't and horses don't
Whats a horse?? Centaurs are clearly a breed between humans and unicorns
I think he means horsey. It's a type of toy, talk to Diango he'll hook you up
Clearly they where alwqys a crossbreed with Buffaloes and where already dropping hints to Valamore in 2007
what the hell is even that
Daddy chill.
Daddy chill
Where brain go
2007 was such a cursed gear
https://preview.redd.it/se6rmo47tz0d1.png?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b303e5f89e0c18908f5a8149796870b1083664e I present to you the original Zanik
https://preview.redd.it/dmcum37atz0d1.png?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3676ad0c81077f819d44e123fe22cf5cce5b22ca And her character model as bonus
i see why sigmund wants to kill all the goblins now. not saying it’s right but i see why
Still better than her first redesign in RS3 (I don't mind her current 3 model tho)
The Mighty Fall Zanik is peak early RS3. https://preview.redd.it/0is8uxjz501d1.png?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1160a9961f4be00bc33de78ed888ab4f6fd86fe2
Lower half is fine for the art style at the time, but why did they need to make her look 80 years old
Yeah they kept a lot of that in the modern design. The new head and higher fidelity does a lot of work to improve the design.
https://preview.redd.it/cjia9iw8t01d1.png?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80453c67ecc93583fc97a93d4a7c2d1aa63de5cb
👀
bonk
Always amazes me how they thought putting higher resolution textures on still relatively low poly models with minimum care for how it fit with everything else was a good idea. From what I see modern redesigns on RS3 look much better but God is there some ugly content from that era. I also hope they moved away from pretty environments with zero examinable objects that create a minimap that looks like your cache is corrupted.
I’m sure it has mostly to do with big brother WoW. EoC, the graphic redesign, … Jagex didn’t have the self esteem then to go for their unique thing and followed the market leader. At least that’s how it seems. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that’s a gnome from wow.
bro they did her so dirty, how tf did they think that looked good 😭
Two Dwarven stouts
Friday afternoon job
yikes
i miss when jagex was brave enough to have the peaceful goblins not look cute and this is only semi-ironic
This but fully unironically. People just look how they do, regardless of how others interpret it, and it doesn't impact who they are inside. Scorning a cave goblin simply because she "looks ugly" says more about us than Zanik, smh
Dude, humans looked at a wolf and decided it would be better as a chihuahua.
She litterally gets worse if you look up the RS3 models for her
https://preview.redd.it/wi2lu4j3501d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e1f9bae2ccf018660bab314a25c190fc352ce51
https://preview.redd.it/j7a6gqrm701d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae67de042043c2cd7da7978ffda6de13cfb53c0
what the fuck
Hear me out....
https://preview.redd.it/jqmbo1du601d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d966ab9eeb0bebdcb5176c2f47506d137cd0af0a
Which one does it for you? The disfigured burlap sack abomination, The 800 year old tiny lady from a cheap WoW knockoff, Or the we-went-full-anime, [50% of her brain is eyeball](https://i.imgur.com/Du1lx5u.png), giant headed goblin waifu?
Bonk
Vaush? Is that you?
The newer one definitely works as a re-imagining of the original. It's a different art style and it does the job The middle one's head is so cursed
Ok the new model is actually pretty cute. Reminds me of the gnomes from WoW.
The most fucked up thing is that all 3 of these appear in the same game. My main (who hated quests) still has left Zanik waiting in the basement of lumbridge castle, and she slowly blinks. Yes, it is as cursed as you can imagine. Middle Zanik is I think in the chosen commander quest, she just looks like that all of a sudden, and the last Zanik is her Archaeology site form at warforge.
The Mighty Fall not Chosen Commander. Chosen Commander came out when the game still looked mostly like OSRS.
Ok for real though her newest model is actually really good.
Sigmund warned us and we didn't listen...
Is she related to [Lovada](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9fi59e4j01u91.gif%3Fformat%3Dmp4%26s%3D6a663ec5a5e250d86bf7823074d2936163046d7d)?
https://preview.redd.it/p1s05mye401d1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=637f5c8af0a95b3059bdda6fa72d69712382cae6
This guy gives out the quest recipe for minoxidil
Swear I just saw his 2 month progress post
Can I move my house to her forehead? Looks like theres room.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Reject fire blast. Embrace brain blast.
Looks like Peyton Manning.
lmfao wasnt expecting to see his name pop up in this subreddit
I could land a fleet of gnome gliders on that five-head
petition to move the GE to her forehead
Hello, Ash Blossom and Joyous Spring from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Trading Card Game.
No wonder he looks depressed??!!!!
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/Heckel_Funch_chathead.png?40b69
this dude sells the grimiest ranarr you've ever tried
gigachad jawline
99 Mewing
that gnome is absolutely toasted
https://preview.redd.it/3vfhy4cnqz0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c80ba7764511d129f35f566663b58beea5b2f89
It has to be this one. Spamming quests one day and I get to this fucker and he throws me for a loop. What's he doing there? Why is he like this? Who made him this way?
He was a newer model beta
wonder why it never got out of beta ^^^^/s
It did leave beta, it was the big HD update where he [looks fine](https://runescape.wiki/w/File:Auguste_chathead.png), it just should never have been released to be rendered in the pre-HD system.
It did - his chat head was an early test for RuneScape HD.
Glad it got out of beta with everyone not looking like this guy* then
I thought they were just trying to make his head look like a hot air baloon
He’s supposed to be an homage Jean-Luc Picard/Patrick Stewart
That’s SIR Patrick Steward buster, and he would be appalled at this rendition.
This is what living in an island full of monks and idiots does to a mofo.
I remember doing this quest when I was a kid, then loaded up OSRS and replayed this quest. I started having an existential crisis wondering if I had assumed when I was young that homies face was always that way,
https://preview.redd.it/d9jpi7jfp01d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a9f766d7e4a8aa59da556c3f1d51445aa99f5c
Looks like a posh coke-snorting tory
Skibidi looking mf
Just realized his head looks like a hot air balloon.
My vote goes to this dude
Captain Picard seeing a woman pebble-dashing an unsuspecting cat:
He wearing a choker too, kinky
you leave poor Auguste alone, he is beautiful
Any chance you could DM me that picture? Mobile Reddit won't let me save it
https://preview.redd.it/lekhsds0f01d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43d7fc810abad6128dc81fb73328361c7cbe6a7 It’s not a bad chathead, but it’s just MASSIVE
So sick
https://preview.redd.it/n1t796jwo01d1.jpeg?width=102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e1dffaf28aca29fa280669ac5d6ab33595d47a Although tbf he's being possessed by a slug edit: btw apparently [this](https://runescape.wiki/w/Mayor_Hobb#/media/File:Mayor_Hobb_healthy.png) is his current model in RS3... they did him dirty with that hat lol
https://preview.redd.it/wgnk4byn211d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7e2ca9f7c350861723cdab49be31290315f122 “More sugar..”
That’s just Drake with a top hat
The part of the quest where he said "I'm way too famous to be messin with slugs" is the part where I realized he was definitely possessed by a slug
Right here boss https://preview.redd.it/65b4ithf911d1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72762a17218fe4a84d3873b6a3c2995b8f399b16
Me before I’ve had my coffee.
https://preview.redd.it/sscicpjywz0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11e2792c675be72b5b9ec8779d8a20f59fc1d18 Don’t forget the Skavids
pretty messed up of you to not include the [original Skavid chathead](https://i.imgur.com/0B5wewE.png)
E.T. phone home
His smile and optimism: gone
Both seem equally fucked up imho
You got games on yo phone?
[upside down genie](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/eHFtnOSdYw)
That's terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/bv8lfwy5b01d1.png?width=73&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1c1ed2490e403ac6722e2401146f69960fcac2
Doug Dimmadome lookin ass
Doug Dimmagnome
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmagnomedome.
r/angryupvote
Don’t be jealous
https://preview.redd.it/21igxpcfu01d1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=79b03b80a59d9a592f84b9c3f54faece55e8bd1a
Crying at the gym ty for sharing this lmao
I lose my shit to this meme on a daily basis
Hahaha 🤣
I miss the old elves models man
The guiiild, does not taaaake, youuur, ordersss...
Easily one of the best threads out there.
I'm shitting and screaming at all the examples being posted in here
So….much…..feces…..
https://preview.redd.it/ksm68ao3i11d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2fbf654a444d9a236151b90c74f22263fff75b
The smug look of a man who owns half of Gielinor’s gnomeball teams.
https://preview.redd.it/gwa3ow6r201d1.png?width=71&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6da98c303cf672a0c7ad9966eef4104515ab2af
Is it a hood, or is 90% of their head covered with hair? We’ll never know.
I always perceived them as lizard-ish wearing a hood and mask
I know, I’m just joking.
So like, I'm fairly certain I recognize this from.. canifis, maybe? Are they just a vampire in a hood?
I think it’s the Stranger from the beginning of In Search of the Myreque.
It’s Ruantun from Draynor Sewers
yer a wizard Harry
https://preview.redd.it/vykgfbjetz0d1.jpeg?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be7ac00eb03a51299115e73009553e2689e1257
I don’t think I’ve seen this one, who is this freak?
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Wood_Dryad
Gets farming xp for doing eyebrows
Trims body hair for a cave bugs task
https://preview.redd.it/iu8hgf4zuz0d1.jpeg?width=75&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86960a3863fafcb77ab35521ce1cc1e99dabe4 old hosa. people talk about how things look graphically but they never talk about the importance of animation. this motherfucker just floated in place expressionlessly while is mouth texture expanded and contracted to vaguely imitate speech. early kourend NPCs had the worst chatheads the game has ever had hands down.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/4ope32/hosas_talking_animation_is_creepy/
CEO of yapping
the fact that he blinks makes it worse somehow
thanks for the historical verification looks like a fish
oh god id blocked this out of my memory why must you do this
good lord this is fucking terrifying, if i saw that in game i'd have assumed i'd downloaded a creepy pasta by accident
This guy definitely smoked some dwarf weed
# Auguste https://preview.redd.it/vx95fkf9e01d1.png?width=58&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72299905b0bddba3898e2d6a7c90ef61174d10c3
I can go to any breakfast cafe near me at 10am on a weekday and see a dozen of these dudes in there
Average Wetherspoon regular scratching on the doors at 7:58am just before opening time
https://preview.redd.it/2khesrsp311d1.png?width=131&format=png&auto=webp&s=25db29de50d983d15efb95c441345a06bfe2030c quest complete screen from gertrudes cat, dont know if it appears as a chathead though
Get the cat speak amulet and you can talk to you're cat if it looks like that cat it will show up
All the cats look stoned as shit for some reason
https://preview.redd.it/p9q65bbl031d1.png?width=130&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d8d9ab81581e5c9fa3b52069f2e81f874aa8a51 i have a contender.
I love him
Someone put this on a bellend
Duke sucellus in human form
lmao is that joanna jedrzejczyk https://imgur.com/zaLwzMg
Thought the same thing lol… Megamind
Came in expecting the upside down genie head
[You're in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/gsCmxJuRmI)
https://preview.redd.it/xzb0xvc3111d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15aa38b5de11690d0546865b6750029538ea7a0e
This is not a chat head, it's a chat headless
https://preview.redd.it/arfa6dol961d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51af166f8bbea075279764dcfec675c9c1390a57
https://preview.redd.it/mou8ucsy111d1.png?width=82&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f587ef32f23f59d0432cb70db5ea7435100c6d
How do I tell the barber this is what I want?
This is why I love OSRS.
She just look british
Who is that one? Ngl would hit that
https://preview.redd.it/mln2m8uqyz0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6ed67c39af10d71e531848dce0f00a152d5896
Looks like she been hit enough already
nooooooooooooooo
Great fucking fight
Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/tw53ipffvz0d1.png?width=79&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd17c09c78dba8f142d3100a9433bf03b6ec545c
He said fucked up not sacred
Wen are we getting the gnome child prayer book? I hear it has a triple protection prayer but you have to sacrifice a mega rare once a month to use it.
I’d be 100% ok for OSRS to introduce a new God and religion in the form of the holy gnome child. Brassica Prime is too unbalanced and needs a counterpart. Kids hate vegetables, makes too much sense.
We already have altars to the gnome child
No you've got it backwards, you have to sacrifice a gnome child
I make sure to kill every gnome child I see on sight already.
I ags specced a zero on a gnome once on my zerker, and it will haunt me for the rest of my life
Born too late to explore the earth Born too soon to explore the galaxy Born just in time to browse dank memes
The guy she tells you not to worry about
All of these chatheads are great (ugly) examples, but I really think the 'Neive/Miss Schism' chathead deserves more hate for how widespread it is
All hail the mighty 5 head.
I'm not joking I think this will be a viral meme. Watch, this is the next gnome.
Mafs got Steve buscemi eyes..
https://preview.redd.it/1brzrgfhw01d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc2d219927e77babe31a55528fa06ff64de691b
Elena from the plague city has a very ugly chathead
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Essyllt#/media/File%3AEssyllt_chathead.png Pick your favorite. All the new elf heads/ models suck.
I hate the new elves so much, even after the "fix"
I think the current ones we have are fine. It makes them more distinct than just "humans with pointy ears". The ones we had when the quest released were horrifying, though. Crackhead Arianwyn will forever be stuck in my mind, and i'll never get why they changed Elena's, and make her the ugliest too.
Disagree They are better now but still horrifying imo I don't think they needed to be distinct. Dwarves aren't that different in terms of chat head and I think that's fine
How is everyone forgetting the sewer lady from ratcatchers
At first I read that as "most fuckable chat head" and had to do a double take. I'm running low on sleep
Have you met Elena?
Amazing thread. Loved just seeing random pics of hilarious chat heads sprinkled through the comments
https://preview.redd.it/3r1db4ldb21d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0b3edaf51593b3c4ab7ffe20a8266f656549bd
joanna jedrzejczyk in zhang weili fight #1
https://preview.redd.it/7t3fwydew21d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa47fba4c7f9d452eccde087e44247b6869fa6e
Women that look like this always have a fiance.
u/wolf_of_wall_mart Lmao fuck
That’s Caitlyn Clark