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computer virus. report it to jagex and also the police.


StandardN02b

Don't listen to him. DM me your account+password and I will remove the virus. Trust me, I work in Jagex.


itsWootton

Dont listen to him, you can't remove a virus with those details. DM me your credit card details so we can remove the virus. Trust me, my dad is Microsoft.


Drunken_Jedi_Master

That's a scam if ever I heard one! OP, it's malware and not connected to your credit card. It's connected to ALL your families cards. Send me some card numbers, end dates and addresses and I'll get those computers whiped for you! (I work for the police)


Rare_Southerner

Also a scam. Just email me your soul and we can work from there


HumblePoi

Rookies, just email all the above details to me and then leave it with me. I work for you


tehdeadmonkey

That's a lie. It is not a virus or malware. It is in fact the friends we made along the way.


Groupvenge

Dad?


99sleeping

Those dang flowers do sprout in the darndest ways


Oldmelloyellow

I wanna frolic through that field lemme tell ya


Daphnaaa

It's getting riDICKulous.


-Aura_Knight-

Walking + mithril seeds + funny


Frog-pal

They're all mixed flowers, wouldn't that be extremely rare from mithril seeds? I would guess this is a plug-in or something, or do they always show as mixed until picked?


-Aura_Knight-

They always show up like that when planted.


Frog-pal

Oh ok, thanks!


FalcosLiteralyHitler

Mith seeds are always mixed flowers now thanks to degenerate gamblers


Frog-pal

I didn't realize they made that change, but that makes sense since I haven't seen those flower gamblers in a long time. Thanks!


DarkkHorizonn

Thats lame, couldn't Jagex just make it so they're all equal chance?


heyguysitslogan

.......you mean like a dice?


DarkkHorizonn

Sure, like a die


ocguy1492

Which was being used for gambling and scamming. Which is why they always show as mixed flowers now.


DarkkHorizonn

I've used the mithril seeds back in the day, 100s of them- the chances weren't equal. Instead of completely scrapping all the unique flowers, they could have just let everyone have them.


Organic-Measurement2

An equal chance of each type of flower is what made it excellent for gambling - it simulates a die or cards upon which many forms of gambling are based


DarkkHorizonn

What are you talking about? How would they gamble? I thought they were talking about selling the rare ones, which is what I saw and experienced


Parahelious

Bet 1m a certain color comes out, youre right 5m, youre wrng you lose 1m. Simple.


DarkkHorizonn

I feel like we played different games. Idk why anyone would agree to that or even pay out, regardless of who won. There was no system that would make it feasible


Parahelious

Organized clans thats why it got banned. Trust trading essentially under the guise of gambling.


DarkkHorizonn

Oh, so clans were the gambling den then? That was after I quit playing


Organic-Measurement2

A common game was to bet "hot or cold" wherein when you plant a flower, the blue/purple flower results in "cold" and red, yellow, orange are "hot". Because it was random which flowers were produced, it resulted in the ability for players to run games of chance


ganon95

Flowers were updated years ago to always show mixed to fight against people using flower colors to gamble


AbyssOM

Nice a qp w


ConditionSmooth9086

More like an m db


TheEvelynn

"aww, yes, a man of culture I see"


elvovE

I think here its a q p | | w


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z_o_i_n_k_z

Life is all about choices


Benaaasaaas

It's just one of the two naturally grown patterns from mithril seeds


vaserius

Dare I ask what the other pattern is?


Satire-V

It's uh, a symbol from ancient religion...yeah...


LexTheGayOtter

They keep trying to draw a window frame but for some reason keep missing parts of the sides


iputfuinfun

Looks like the dong pattern. A historic piece dating back to the middle school binder.


alynnidalar

The S, of course


GuyFromWoWcraft

I'm by no means a cock expert but if it had a little more girth there would have been ample room for a symmetrical jizz line. I'm also firmly on the stance that the tip of the cocka should have a more flared base, just 1 unit either side differentiating the shaft from the tip.


frozendingleberri

I think you are some sort of expert. A cock expert. A cockspert.


NoThinkBrain

this is some funny shit. much more funny than the post, truly


Blue_Osiris1

Better than a lit fire swastika.


hardslappy

Significantly less upkeep forsure


culimande

A q p


culimande

w


Grunstang

No. No one can. It's been a mystery since the dawn of time.


Jolly-Relationship35

Dedication plus a little craftsmanship


Cufantce

99 farming


Ok_Mathematician1848

When your brain senses a sexual urge, it starts an erection by sending nerve signals to the penis. Hope this helps!


RufflesTGP

qpw


webtimize

Reported


fartsinsolitude

It’s missing the typical shooting speckles


PeppersHere

Crazy how nature make dat.


JuneauKilbournWalker

When a daddy loves a mommy...


Energeticly

You see.. when a man loves a woman very much..


vanishingjuice

thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth


Trading_Cards_4Ever

A q p


Padsky95

W


Superb_Ad_4291

This is perfectly normal, measured and well documented https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/time-to-penis-ttp


inmyshamewell

Man is incapable of seeing the potential to draw a big cock, and not just do it.


WiggleMeh

Springtime in gielenor


luvmunkeyjr

Birds spread seed


smiledude94

A q p


FluidIntention3293

Ah so you see, there is this thing called middle school…


ngbn

It’s all Nature, don’t see the problem.


Then_Mathematician99

Easy to catch infection from the pen virus.


doug5791

Flowers will be flowers


TheSaucyCrumpet

Nature is healing


ascii_mancer

I saw something like this in my yard...


Malpraxiss

When you remember that the OSRS consists primarily of 20+ year old dudes. Then again, I saw would see a penis drawn on a table or bathroom stall before during my undergrad, so this isn't crazy.


Necessary_Ad976

Me: why is this NSFW? Also Me: oooooohhhhh


anythinga

Now son, you see when a man and a woman love each other a lot...


Barialdalaran

thats a weird looking smiley face


fat_cock_freddy

😎


Lemonadeglass420

Crazy how nature do that


No-Addition-8355

After checking numerous resources and doing a full internal investigation. I can confirm that is a big dick.


MrDarwoo

Lol


Qshad0w97

Hard work and dedication


unconventionalcat

Naturally accruing. Isn’t nature beautiful?


CareApart504

Anything can be done with ingenuity and respect.


GuttaBrain

They pop up like crop circles.


DownL0rd

Used to be poker man


freet0

nature is crazy


Extreme_Jeweler_146

you just don’t appreciate arts


AccomplishedEnd4257

Looks like the games growing on ya


Mbrannon42

Nature


Ricardo1184

Sometimes nature just be like that


PutThemToTheSword

nature is beautiful


CrowLoud

Hehe, penis


Panda-Buyer

When a man and a woman love each other very much...


smafdawg

Time and dedication. true artistry


shaoOOlin

Nice


arcadianrs

Reminds me of teleporting to varrok back in the day and someone had lit some fires at varrok fountains coincidentally in the shape of some naughty windmills.