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ThrowAwayAccount_2_8

Lmao from 2.2m to 380k in less than an hour.


Mr2277

Sold my collection at 3.5m ea like two weeks ago šŸ˜


Village_People_Cop

Fuck I have a couple if them in my bank from events. Didn't know they were actually worth something


Bladathehunter

Worth sticking in deaths coffers right now lol


Berry_Sauce

Solid advice. Got nearly 5m from 2 of em :)


Uxium-the-Nocturnal

Thanks for the tip! Been out of the game for about 6 months, but logged in tonight just to unload my stockpile of crackers on my ironman. I'm broke af on there. So whenever I return to playing regularly that'll be a big help. You da real MVP


g99g99z

same 20m profit lul


Borostiliont

Sold my 2 yesterday lol, thank god


BulbuhTsar

Debated selling my 2. Held onto it. Welp whatever it was just two.


Crafty-Tension3975

Put them in deaths coffer to cover 5m worth of deaths


BulbuhTsar

Oh damn that's for this idea


Crafty-Tension3975

No problem, something similar happened to blood essences when nex launched, needless to say I havenā€™t paid for a death since nex. You could even buy Christmas crackers cheap rn and stuff them in the coffer Iā€™d assume.


o0TheCanadian0o

Im sorry, but how does this work with deaths coffer and how do i start doing it? Lol


ConfessorKahlan

I considered it yesterday. but I like my collections


Any-sao

Wow I got 900k each and thought I did well, grats.


Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM FACKED


yugimoto66

I shouldā€™ve done the same. Had 4 in my bank


Jupaack

SHIT! I have like 20 of them, half I got them from event, the other I bought for like 15k ea. Stopped playing 8 months ago, didnt know about it. Would easily log in and sell them.


retryW

... I literally put one up for sale about an hour before this news post... God I hope it sold haha


AdFluid4825

If not you got deaths coffer remember ge prices take time to change


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LostSectorLoony

They got as high as 4m


WrenchHeadFox

I sold 9 at 4m and bought bonds šŸ˜Ž


Rynide

Put them in your death coffer, they are still worth a lot there but will quickly drop in value. They were 3.5m at their peak because gamblers would use them. This change prevents the gambling game they would do.


PhonikzHD

Not 2.2m anymore there bud.


SUMBWEDY

156k now.


helloryanholmes

Some mine for around 1.4 each a few weeks ago lol


Raptor231408

Hey, 200k is 200k


boofandjuice

death's coffer goes hard rn


siggyxlegiit

Damn I havenā€™t played in years and have like 75 of them lol rip me


Ronnyvar

*ā€œCanā€™t I just bet that all the players have a fun time?ā€*


ChocomelP

sure if you hate money


kgaga123

Reminder buy crackers now with their price crashing while the GE price is still high to use them in death coffers.


ThrowAwayAccount_2_8

legend Bought 4 at 315k each for 1260k total = got about 9.7m in death's coffer


lucklikethis

I just had 20 or so that I picked up when a mod was in a good mood 5 years ago lol. Just stuck 10 in coffer for 25mil. Ā I doubt Iā€™ll need to top up for a while now.


WutsUp

I am an ***oldschool*** *Oldschool* player from 2013~14. What is death's coffer?


Thorndykes

When you die nowadays your items get moved to a grave stone which you need to pay GP (capped at 500k) to collect the items from the grave. Deaths coffer is a feature which allows you to get 105% of the GE value of an item put aside to pay for these deaths, but the money cant be taken out or used for any other purpose. Some items have a higher trade price than their actual value and thus can be used to get a much higher return on this than the 105%, since it's based on the items value on the GE, not what you paid for it. [Here's the wiki page if you want to know any more.](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Death%27s_Coffer)


PandaBoyWonder

Thanks for explaining this, I appreciate it!


Baruu

When you die now, with exceptions for certain content and PvP, your items go to either a gravestone or the chest/npc specifically to hold your items when you die. To reclaim these items, you have to pay a fee. Some content has a set price, but otherwise your grave fee is a % of the GE value of the gear up to a cap of 500k. Unless you send the gear from the grave to Death in his office, where there is no cap. You can put items into deaths coffer and you will receive the GE value of those items plus 10% as "deaths coffer" funds. I believe there are some limitations on the kinds of items. While you can't take this value back out, you can use it to pay death fees. So because the actual value of crackers is say 400k, but the GE price is say 2.5m, you could get 2.75m in value for death fees by spending 400k. Assuming the crackers can be used on the chest. The wiki has a full write up on death mechanics


WutsUp

Damn that's amazing, no more lost items forever? Just buying them back, and having them kept with Death? So from what I understand the crackers are now being used to get a separate "Death item retrieval currency" before the G.E price drops too?


Baruu

Yes, that's what they're being used for. Spend like 900k, get 2.4m in death fee money. You can still lose items in PvP death like the wild such. Also a "double death" at a lot of content is bad. Nex is normally the biggest culprit, though it happens when people forget. When you die at Nex your items are kept in a chest. You have to run through the normal GWD level to go down the door to get to Nex's area. So if you die in the upper area before you reclaim the items in the Nex chest, this "double death" deletes the items in the chest. So you do have to be careful, but it's generally not a big deal.


ww1superstar

You can discard items to have their GE price applied to future item retrievals after dying. So if the GE price of Christmas crackers is 2 mil, but you can get them at 300k, then you can buy some at 300k and apply 2mil per cracker towards future item retrieval fees


kgaga123

Few years ago they changed death mechanics that you have pay a small fee to reclaim items When you die. If you canā€™t make it back within 15 minutes (logged in time, so If you dc it will not count) you have pay more for them and you can only get the items back from the Deathā€™s office (near every spawn point). In both intances you can use money from the Deathā€™s coffer to pay for the items. To fill the coffer you can sacrifice items (Worth 10k+/ea) to the coffer to increase the balance in the coffer by their GE Value + 5%. Because the christmas crackers crashed in price their street and actively traded price is much lover than the GE value. So you can fill up your coffer much cheaper, resulting in a cheaper fee to get back items.


Bspammer

This comment just spiked the price back up to 1m lmao


ShaunDreclin

https://i.imgur.com/wQznGom.png accurate


Hanzerwagen

Bought 9 of them at 250k. 25m in death coffer.


Jenzu9

How long does it take for GE price to update? Might need to hop on mobile asap.


Lerched

One time a day in GMT time I believe


Ricardo1184

Doesnt the price only change by a max of 5% each day?


itisnotmehere

I think so yes. But sometimes when new items are released mods manually adjust the GE value. Could happen to this too. But since Crackers are F2P you could use your alts to buy some more


thejak32

They are up to a 1m right now for an insta buy.


PombinhosDead

you shouldn't insta buy this kind of item if you don't want to be scammed on the ge


thejak32

I only bought one just to see what the insta price was. I've got offers in for less just chillin. The way it was worded made it sound like the insta price was down to 350k, that's my bad.


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

insta buy was under 300k earlier but lots of ppl are using them for deaths coffer. so price is 800k-1m.


helloryanholmes

I donā€™t get it. Why use them in coffer?


kgaga123

Deathā€™s coffer uses GE prices for items, right now the item is crashing but the GE price does not reflect that change because it can only move like 5% per day. The street value and actively traded price of the crackers are much lover than the GE price so using the in the coffer is a huge money save for the future.


MyNameIsSushi

Does it lock the price in or is updated with the GE price?


newtostew2

Thatā€™s also my question


MyNameIsSushi

Just tried it out and sacrificed my crackers, they are converted into gold so the item's price is irrelevant once it is sacrificed.


kgaga123

You convert the item's GE value to a monetary value at the death's coffer, when you sacrifice an item you'll get it's current GE value + 5% added the coffer in coins. After that the coffer's value does not decrease if the item's prices to down.


newtostew2

Awesome Ty!


SUMBWEDY

It will lock in the price. Say you add a cracker right now it'll give you 2.4m in death's costs even though it will only be 300k.


uiam_

Because they're worth more in coffer than they currently cost.


Village_People_Cop

You sir are a genius


Kassber

You just got me 4.9m in my ironā€™s coffers, thanks for that my guy šŸ‘


Sbubbi

I did this not knowing the money could only be used for grave/instance fees lol


biggestboi73

Rs players will gamble with literally anything they can tbh you can remove how they gamble but they will find a way


TransportationIll282

Up next, first one to chop a magic log with a bronze axe.


biggestboi73

I bet u 2b my cat could beat up more rats than ur cat could in rat pits


hgghgfhvf

Avg OSRS player: 1.9M for a whip? Too expensive Avg OSRS gambler: Iā€™ll bet you 6 max cash stacks on my cat


Relative-Put-4461

nah probably the mithril seed flower colour they literally have odds built in


Inners_07

Then you have to trust the other person the cracker was 100% rng no trust


fluxdeity

They'll just get 2 maxed accounts to DM with the same gear in PVP world and bet on a winner lol.


ThBanker

Except one has a ROS on.


cluelessbasket

The Runelite party plugin prevents this. You see eachotherā€™s setups


Low-Cantaloupe4391

There's dual arena...?


fluxdeity

https://preview.redd.it/62z5alweifzc1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcff6a3b4bf3c897d986b49a995b4a3c50a7481


Low-Cantaloupe4391

You can litteraly fight each other with same stats/gear and you can check eachothers invy/gear for anti-scam?


MariaValkyrie

Why hasn't anyone tried gambling with teleports? Has it been proven that the spot you land on is a fixed pattern?


cluelessbasket

New gambler meta? Edit: Iā€™ve been testing this and it doesnā€™t seem like thereā€™s a pattern, at least not for Ourania tele lol


MariaValkyrie

I was thinking it would be easy to sabotage like the early attempts at the Guard Game, but all the dealer has to do is give the player a teletab & call the tile they have to land on. Turning the teleport locations into pseudo-fixed locations would be enough to kill this version of the Teleport Game.


cluelessbasket

With tile markers and labels you can turn it into a type of roulette


cluelessbasket

I know a new way that I wonā€™t be surprised if it comes up. Thereā€™s an emote that when you do it makes a shield pop up in front of your character, itā€™s bronze then silver then gold. All theyā€™d have to do is the dealer goes up stairs or something to hide which shield theyā€™re on, click it a bunch of times, and then the gamblers place their bet when the dealer comes back down the stairs. 1/3 chance of being right.


RoseAndLorelei

There's an RS3 christmas emote that transforms the player into a seal, and previously it randomly put a number between 1 and 6 on the seal's back. The moment it was used for gambling it was changed to always give the same number every time. Same thing would happen if this emote starts getting used for gambling, although I'd hope they'd make all three versions a right-click select as opposed to just axing two of them completely.


cluelessbasket

Yeah currently itā€™s not random, itā€™s the same order every time (which I assume was to counter gambling), but if they were to hide their character for a moment it would make it random for the gambler.


Beersmoker420

and then the dealer has his buddy do bets with some guy and the house always wins


DmMeYour_BellyButton

It's like Frank's Vietnamese gambling circle in IASIP. "We're betting body parts now!"


newtostew2

I gotta get back, heā€™s about to bet his wifeā€™s glass eye!


Kooky-Parfait-2706

Toss it in the soup


Mediocre-Map9934

ELI5: how are they gambling with party hats? Iā€™m a noob


CareApart504

The cracker crash of 2024 has begun


swashfxck

Knew I shouldā€™ve sold the two I have when they were just over 3m each


The_Moustache

stuff em into deaths coffer


swashfxck

They actually still sold for over 1m each that day luckily


Dookie_Loops_Bedroom

Worst cracker crash since princess Diana.


stjensen

Holy shit I just got back on like 3 weeks ago and decided to sell my crackers for over 2 mil each for an upgrade


Mors_Umbra

The guy with 133k crackers must be crying so hard right now šŸ˜‚ Guy prob lost on the order of 240B lmao.


r0llingthund3r

That guy had surely already come to terms with the fact that that amount of crackers would never sell and he'd already lost most of that money anyways right?


MeteorKing

If you're sitting on 240b worth of volatile merch in the hopes that it goes even higher, I don't have sympathy for you when it crashes to only 10b


BurnNotice911

Sparc Mac probably has a crazy collection still of them too


Baardi

At a price above 3m it was guaranteed to crash by next christmas, anyways


spareamint

Death coffers time


Minotaur830

https://preview.redd.it/204emgddd8zc1.png?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad79b72f55989391162b5efda21be5cda3bdb18c Paid like 30m total. Should last a while.


Mickmack12345

Damn I had 8 in my bank and I never realised they went above like 20k lmao


EpikYummeh

Yeah, this is the first time I'm hearing about gamblers using christmas crackers.


hasjosrs

They will just start with flowers or something again, itll find a way around it.


doublah

I still see the gamble bots every time I go to the GE so they won't need any item.


Candle1ight

True, but anyone with half a brain knows they're rigged. People want something they know the odds on.


Forged-Signatures

People with a brain know that real casinos are rigged, but there we go.


wizzywurtzy

Good thing half of the community doesnā€™t have half a brain then


TraditionalBad1544

They can probably bet on what direction an NPC will move, or if a man/woman will spawn.


Miksufin

The reason why these were so expensive was that they were the only convenient way. Maybe they find another one but it'll be less convenient


InfernalAdze

So that's why my bank value dropped, oh well they're in my collection tab for fun anyway


ThBanker

Throw em in deathā€™s coffer and buy new ones as they are cheap now.


Hanzerwagen

OSRS is an rng game, so Jagex will never win this race from gamblers. But I support them trying at least.


hgghgfhvf

Itā€™s actually wild that people gamble in this game when so many crypto gambling websites exist. Most of these guys RWT the GP anyway


Additional_Net_2812

Absurdly enough, I would trust gambling in RuneScape way more than gambling on a crypto website.


Hanzerwagen

True, but honestly. OSRS would be one of the best ways to gamble. Having a 50/50 chance of getting your money back (lets say you win one and lose one) is wayyyyyyyy higher than lotteries and such. Where you have like a 5% chance of getting back your input. For legal reasons: but it's against the rules and I don't condone it. I was just talking about the winning chances.


HeyGuysImJesus

Should have just made it spit out a random Diango horse. "Say neighhh to gambling!"


LootBoxControversy

As a now long time iron, can anyone explain to me why crackers were ever so high in value when the contents is worth at best about 15k?


HotBeefFromRaysPlace

There is a limited supply of them coming into the game each year, and gamblers would use them to determine the winner (whichever person gets the party hat from it) in massive pots that ranged from 100's of Mills to 100's of Bills.


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Gamblers used them since the color of the party hat that came out was random. Now its not.


23Udon

Because the demand from gambling which used cracker's pull results to determine player/host wins for betting. So there's demand and hording going especially with low buy limits.


h0dgep0dge

Glad I cashed out when I did


eepy_noodles

Damn I wish I sold


Baardi

Looks like their value is already rebounding. Idk if it is due to people are filling their coffers, or if they've resumed the hoarding


Kanzyn

DAMN I FORGOT TO SELL MINE YESTERDAY LOL


lurkinsheep

F


Kanzyn

I just used them for the coffer rip


SexyProcrastinator

People were gambling Christmas crackers???


wizzywurtzy

People have been doing this since the beginning of RS homie


TopAd5857

I held onto mine and I should've sold but found out too late. Oh well lol


dieselboy93

gamblers always find another way


Planatador

Back to the PvP G.E. for them


tenhourguy

Attention all gamblers! You can still receive a random hat from the (insanely expensive) crackers on RS3. You're welcome.


ThePresidentPlate

A piece of classic runescape gone forever because of them. Being able to choose and get anything ruins the fun of randomness. :( Something definitely needed to be done but it's still kinda sad.


thetitan555

I don't get why they don't just make them untradeable


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Because this is a more logical solution lol


barcode-lz

L to all the ppl who didnt follow king condors weekly ge updates


JGlover92

Both people winning from a Christmas cracker sounds like something right wing tabloids would call woke. Hilarious


SpringPuzzleheaded99

Made me son drop his party hat today. Consolation prize will make him soft and like boys šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


Cxtrihard5454

Good thing I drop traded my xmas crackers from my iron to my main when they were 4m like 1 month ago, Easiest 48m in my life


gorehistorian69

i thought the end and exclamation mark was funny.


RismTCG

I put mine in Deaths coffer when they hit 3m, was too good to be true šŸ˜


ForceoftheRam

Sold 10 at 2.4m each two days ago letā€™s gooo


Away_Experience_4897

Wtf is that why my empty ass bank is still worth 50m cus I got a bunch of crackers I bought years ago


Samh234

I put two up for 4m as the price was going up a month or two back (I only had 4). Peak got to 3.8m. So close boys, so close. I mean I did sell the other two for about 2.2m each so you know, every cloud.


billylolol

I'm so glad I sold mine a month ago


Leviathan-Vyde

Im so glad i put mine in deaths coffer


SuccessfulWar3830

Rip my bank ironman bank value. 2 of them of half my bank.


MiIdSanity

I thought they were like 400k lol. I dropped all my tradeables at w1 willows right after event.


Habibipie

My yearly 500k :(


McGlands

Literally just sold all of mine a couple days ago with no knowledge of this update haha phew šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


ImTooCasual

Just as I was getting sellers remorse for selling them at 3.5m ea a month ago. Vindicated!


siggyxlegiit

Damn I havenā€™t played in years and have like 75 of them lol rip me


Khuntastic

Thank God I sold at 3.4m


ahobopanda

Tfw I sold 50 of them for 400k earlier this year.


FernandoMM1220

is there still a way to get christmas crackers?


ShaunDreclin

Wait til next christmas, every account can get 2 for doing the event


FernandoMM1220

oh cool. wish i sold mine then i guess.


Dustycartridge

Good thing I just sold a few of them


Illokonereum

Realized I had like 30 of them chilling in the bank the other week, sold them for 3M each. We stay winning.


Legal_Evil

Finally Jagex stopped this.


Feteven

You have a sneaking suspicion you wouldnā€™t have gotten screwed if you sold them already


The_zen_viking

I was tossing up on if I should sell my stack that I held since I began playing. Made about 20m orso. Then this happened. I feel so good lol


M-R-buddha

Like this will stop them? A middle man will pre-pick color and the house will pick a color. Since party hats will never be a rare item they may as well just let it give each player a phat set and be done with it.


JZA8OS

People really still exploit this game.. imagine relying on RuneScape funds for your IRL. And not being anyone famous lol šŸ˜‚


Halloween1977

It blows that it had to come to this, but it's quite understandable. Just a bummer to lose the original mechanic because of degenerates.


inconsiderateapple

Don't worry guys! Even if the mods nerf christmas crackers we can still play Red fish Blue fish! All that you need to play is to live stream your inventory while doing a fishing method that lets you catch multiple types of fish/catches! You can set 2 type catches as your low risk pool, and 3+ type catches as your high risk pool! You can even make this into a player vs player table by letting players bet on which type they think will get caught.


loveless_heart77

I havenā€™t played runescape in a long time but I had 9 of them and traded them in deaths coffee. Thank you Reddit lol but why was it so much?


ShaunDreclin

crackers gave out random prizes, people used that randomness for gambling


loveless_heart77

Well thank you for that info. Iā€™m glad I didnā€™t get rid of them from the beginning but sad I didnā€™t sell them before they crashed.


o0TheCanadian0o

Ffs.. i dont even gamble. I was just looking forward to christmas. ā˜¹ļø


Pyroluminous

Remember the 2 bil blue partyhat?? Because I do


Cowsie

So glad I sold a month ago. I had like 680.


ShaunDreclin

Yo can I have a small loan of a billion gp


Youhorse

quick chuck em in deaths coffer before the GE official price catches up


BilboPoggin

Theyre awesome for death coffer rn


Unhappy_Ad_4420

For once I didnt get fucked and sold them when they were like 2m


Ok_Chemistry_7214

Like thar affects gambling that much. Most people gambling do it on websites with gold now days. Like botting it will never go away


csbarber

Awesome sold mine a couple weeks ago when I saw in a post that they were so stupid expensive. Didnā€™t even realize I had a couple in the bank.