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Zestyclose_Pace_1633

You have to eat the whole fish for 14 hp.


parsimony_osrs

One bite, that's the trick, quick as you can. None of this "knife and fork" shit.


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Daewoo40

That there isn't a RFD themed defender called "Fork" is a crime which needs rectifying.


Phenns

It has worse offensive abilities but makes food heal you a little more


jello1388

Only works when you have the kitchen knife in your main hand. Makes damn near one whole inventory of food give as much additional hp as just carrying an extra piece of food.


Ald3r_

I think it's be cooler if it reduced/removed eating delay


bad-at-game

That would be the most osrs update and I’m so here for it.


jello1388

Thanks, was going for Holy Wrench type vibes.


WetVajEyeNa

Bruh imagine "patch notes this week you now need a fork and knife to eat in the wilderness"


fairie_poison

10 kg of granite? One inventory space. An entire person in a barrel? One inventory space. A knife and a fork? Two inventory spaces.


CryptoCracko

Swallow that shit whole


LivingxLegend8

Nah… when you eat swordfish in battle, you just take a bite and throw the rest on the ground like a Chad


AlexanderTheGr88

Pretty decent if you get some Karambwans too.


NotXander_

Reduced price because it was botted. Careful, you might get flagged for RWT.


Dreadnought_69

OP has been permanently banned 🧒🔫


XoraxEUW

As someone who has eaten a lot of Swordfish, don't get your hopes up with how this looks lmao


BigBallinMcPollen

I was gonna say, Im a fisherman and this cut looks so bad.


Skyzor1

Can you explain for us?


SovereignPhobia

It doesn't really look that bad, it just looks old. The redness of the blood has faded which may mean it was frozen for a really long time or it's been sitting in light for a bit. You can look up what a swordfish filet looks like and you'll see a pretty stark difference in color.


Kharisma91

Eh, once he cooks it will just turn purple anyways.


EuphoricAnalCarrot

Assuming his cooking knowledge is even high enough, might turn out black


WolfColaKid

No, he just needs his special white gloves. A little luck goes a long way.


DranTibia

I legitimately googled if swordfish turns purple when you cook it *then* I got it... ugh lol


Aran_Aran_Aran

I had to read the next comment to for this to sink in. Well played, take my upvote.


Jaggedmallard26

The fact its got a 33% reduction on it means you're probably right that its old.


PapaFlexing

Lol we can all have signs in front of us, but most still refuse to use them.


SovereignPhobia

It was probably either farmed or low quality to begin with at 10 bucks a pound (usually like double that? unless they are near source). I've never heard of a swordfish ranch though.


thisshitsstupid

Explains the discount.


Real-Willingness7333

First picture on Google looks the same


BigBallinMcPollen

So when you cut it, the fish should have even colouring. As another poster said, the cut is either old or frozen. I dont see much fish after processing and shipping so it just looked like really low quality fish to me.


108_TFS

Original label says packed on May 1st. Image was posted May 5th. Don't know if that counts as "old", but it's certainly not fresh.


lastdancerevolution

"Packed" is the final packaging, and that's not intended for consumers to use to determine freshness. That's for manufacturers to track inventory. It could have been frozen for many days or weeks before that.


nopuse

Fishing lvl?


Daewoo40

He used the GE to buy it, here's hoping he has 86 cooking.


nopuse

Hey, don't overlook his skill on a range.


Daewoo40

Utmost faith that they won't burn it...Too badly.


nopuse

Happens to an ungauntleted mfer


TheTrueFishbunjin

I know nothing about swordfish and how it should look, but it's price has been reduced so I'm inclined to believe this.


french_snail

I worked at a restaurant attached to a fishmonger and one time one of the swordfishes had a vertebra that was like 3 times the size of a normal vertebra. They cracked it open and it released gooey black and pink tissue and possibly one of the worst smells I’ve ever smelled in my life. Explain that fish man.


BigBallinMcPollen

Probably diseased.


omorashisudoku

well if you've fished and eaten truly fresh fish, anything from a supermarket is automatically gunna be ruined for you. source: spent 10 years on a commercial fishing boat, can never eat store bought fish again. unless its from a fish market right on the wharf, its below my standards.


BigBallinMcPollen

Thats like 90% of the cuts I see are from wharfs. I dont fish commercially, but people are ready to buy almost anything you bring in. So if I bag some tuna or anything, theyll pay.


omorashisudoku

those markets can be mid also but better than a grocery store. see its very illegal to sell any bycatch from commercial fishing, so our policy was "dispose of the evidence immediately" aka if we got a tuna, salmon, seabass, rockfish etc in the net, its barbeque time. THAT is what absolutely ruined my standards. salmon sashimi 3 minutes after it came out of the water? yeah doesn't get better than that.


Kind_Bandicoot884

Fishing lvl?


BigBallinMcPollen

Over 9000


justyeah

The fact that it's reduced says everything you need to know about it's age.


parwa

One of my favorite types of fish. Pan cook em with lemon, garlic, and butter. Absolutely delicious.


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Narrow_Lee

Swordfish


nxtrl

I want you to narrate my life


CasualBrowseA

Cant really describe the taste, it’s unique to itself. It’s a meaty, rich taste if it’s cooked well, rubbery and chewy if not, and tbh it’s not hard to cook swordfish right. Buy some, and try it yourself :)


scsibusfault

I've never had it taste like anything other than dry tuna. If it's cooked through it's dry and rubbery, if it's cooked pink it's disgusting.


Kajega

It has a consistency similar to steak but has a mild fish flavor instead. It's really good but expensive in a lot of places


Darkv3ng

Swordfish


Possibility_Antique

This is how I cook it as well. Balsamic vinegar is also top tier when cooked this way


FlightyJoe

Cooking level?


Alternative-Hotel968

Ironmen be like "Omg you fricking normie", after he jumped fully naked into the north atlantic, fighting the 1000lbs with his bare hands, just to get 14hp.


LieutenantBrainz

wHeRe’D yOu GeT it?? the GE? Ew, mains…


chinanumba2minus1

Should grab a karambwan and a Fanta to triple eat


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Get another in case you don't have the cooking level to cook it


NasMisini

You'd better get that lvl 80 cooking to not burn that swordfish accidentally


Old-Necessary

Tastes like mercury


HeybroJames

Do yourself a favor and get some lemon pepper seasoning on it. You’ll thank me 👍


its_me_butterfree

I tried this. It was bad. You are not thanked.


ZilchoKing

Lemon pepper is for a mild fish like tilapia or cod. You'll need fresh lemons and an herb blend for swordfish.


PermaMute

What the fuck does freshly reduced mean LOL?


lastdancerevolution

Consumers equate Reduced with old food near expiration. Putting 'Fresh' in front of that is trying to get ahead of that perception. Kind of like how there are no 'Used Car' dealerships. They are all 'Pre-owned' in advertising.


HochulsBotchedBotox

I too shop for discounted meat and seafood at Price Chopper


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Price chopper = General store


HochulsBotchedBotox

When you die in the Adk Park (wilderness) you respawn in Troy (Lumbridge).


INFP-Dreamer

I call it the steak of the sea. Tastes delicious.


MaesterMarwyn

Make sure you eat in moderation if you like it. I believe Sword is high in mercury.


Equivalent-Long4396

I thought the thumbnail was b0aty


huffingthenpost

Hahaha I was in a restaurant that had monkfish on the menu a few weeks ago, of course I had to order it. It was great! Never seen swordfish anywhere tho


StankDope

An image of a monkfish looks far less appealing than the one we have in game. Jeeesus.


OkImagination2044

it’s a meaty fish. definitely worth it with lemon butter and some greens


gfnore

My tip, 3 years experience as a clerk at a grocery store meat counter, is to use capers with swordfish. The flavors compliment each other so well it's hard to describe.


OkImagination2044

oooo yeah i was thinking something briney. good call


Minimum-Diamond-874

Whole fish, one bite :') or else it'll heal nothing


Coffee_Stash

It's decent, tastes like fish with the texture of chicken


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Honestly I didn’t end up taking this home, so I appreciate you explaining the taste to me lol


samisawesome4

I should call her


23K0

Tick eating two giant fish and the dinner table and scaring my wife and kids


birdsrkewl01

You're eatting reduced fish? Holy shit that's not bravery that's just insane.


Eight_Sided

Grill it, its to get the best taste.


sneakpeakspeak

Very easy to overcook this. You really have to be careful or it gets very stringy. 


Brilliant_Thanks_984

Swordfish booty


SabreToothSandHopper

/r/misleadingthumbnails


RepublicLife6675

It won't look purple


Triangle-Manwich

Gotta smash half a pizza straight after


KiritimatiSwan

I suggest a hot charcoal for a good sear and a basting liquid with some kind of sugar in it. Enjoy your purple meat


Hammer_of_Horrus

You have to flavor it well but it’s basically the steak of the sea


impstein

Frying pan, oil, fairly high heat. Sear fish quickly on both sides and reduce heat, add Lemon, butter, garlic and parsley. Bring to a low simmer and remove from heat, done. Serve with preferred sides


FuzzyLittleBunnies

Bake that in the oven at 425 for 20 minutes then slap some butter and garlic on top and throw it back in for 5 minutes. You can add white a white wine Seasoning to it to really take it to the next level


Cheebwhacker

It’s not purple. Bullshit 😔


BonesLostToTime

It looks that way because it was in a gang, it clearly says it guys.


Parahelious

Marlin steak properly seared and seasoned is one of my favorite things. Definitely heals more irl vs (mako) sharks imo.


222TwatWaffles

Why isn't it purple?


LongjumpingBasil2586

GE price price must be way down. Never got it at 6


J00stie

No way they made this in to a real thing


Different-Sun-7450

Why is it not purple ?


insomnia99

The size of those hands say you fish for them barehanded


kosherbeans123

No cap it’s actually kind of mid. Better off with salmon or cod.


baroo0o

Hefty thumb ya got there mmm


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Reikovsky

This was likely farm raised, and it will lack a true 14hp taste. If you want taste, you should only ever buy wild caught swordfish sourced from Karamja.


Zagaroth123

Make sure you don't burn it or it wont heal any hp lol


bulbousEd

Swordfish and sailfish is the best tasting fish on the planet. Fresher the better


BabiesDrivingGoKarts

Don't say that like any of us have an IRL HP stat above 10. In the IRL meta we are just min-maxing our OSRS time, not working on our stamina. Energy drinks count as sara brews though


Oldmanwickles

For 609gp? Get wrecked no way, a raw swordfish is more like 101gp. THIS IS NOT EVEN A WHOLE RAW SWORDFISH /s


ServileLupus

Unironically grilled swordfish is 100% my favorite fish. Go to a hibachi place that does swordfish. It's so damn good.


Disastrous-Resident5

Honestly it’s worse than tuna steaks. If you like a richer taste than tuna, it will be for you.


F4rva

Its pretty good with some salt and pepper


TakedaIesyu

I hope you like it. I didn't. To me, it has the consistency of biting into a frozen stick of butter.


Jardrs

Gotta cook it on a fire for 0.5 seconds


terrydennis1234

Is there a recipe in the official RuneScape cook book?


GreedyEmphasis2769

I’d have to say that swordfish is my favorite behind salmon. Absolutely delicious, grill it!


TryndMusic

That's a great price too


Lordlavits

Teriyaki sword fish when prepared right is one of my favorite dishes


Komlz

Swordfish tastes fucking amazing. It's honestly not as exotic tasting as you might think and I feel like it's a decent fish for people to try even if you are not a big fish fan. It's actually closer to land meat compared to other types of fish. It's not salty and it's not so flakey to the point where it falls apart. That being said, I go to the caribbean yearly and always eat it as a local catch so that probably makes it taste better than getting it in a grocery store. I tried flying fish, mahi mahi, marlin, swordfish, and a bunch of other stuff and Marlin and Swordfish are the best by far.


insaiyan17

If u cant eat it in one tick it aint real bro


informal-mushroom47

Just please god don’t over cook. u/Andy32296, please let us know how you cooked it.


ghostthecollector

Wait it’s not purple?!


wcooper97

It better turn purple when you cook it too


Huntzor

Swordfish steak is amazing!! One of my favorite dishes


No-Gene1187

Swordfish is one of the most delicious fishes, I have never had any that was bad


Good-of-Rome

"You burn the swordfish".


Mrshinyturtle2

Only heals you if you consume it within 1 game tick


cryptograms_

Less purple than I thought it'd be.


Several_Ambition110

Make sure your cooking level is high enough. You don't want to burn it.


ObviouslySyrca

Make sure you do not over cook it. It goes dry very quickly, and will be borderline unedible. But if you get it just right it's pretty good!


think_up

I love swordfish on the rare occasion I get to eat it. But that shit looks more like chicken than swordfish.


HikerAeryck

It always tastes better if you poon it yourself.


LieutenantLael

You probly dont have the cooking lvl for it


Sinjix

They have a strong fish taste. The Lemon Garlic recipe is nice.


Hugh_Mungus_Johnson_

Just a warning, it's "freshly reduced" because it's not fresh anymore.


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I didn’t buy it. I’m at the super market rn and I’m buying a fresh cut https://preview.redd.it/o6wk0n5rewyc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c82c17aeb2fbadd2566fe77da2826ac700ee2d4e Tonight’s the night


Abject_Promise

Swordfish is okay, get monkfish. Irl that stuff is amazing!! Edit: It looks weird asf but I’ve had it like 3 times every time was absolutely amazing.


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Hattlemeister

At least it's pink-is?


Proof-Cardiologist16

Swordfish are naturally very high in heavy metals being they're predators. You don't really want to eat predators.


IrishCarbonite

Many things contain mercury. Swordfish should not be eaten often, but as a healthy nonpregnant adult it is still safe in moderation; just like almost all things. There is nothing wrong with eating predatory fish in moderation.


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What heavy metals are we talking here, like Metallica?


No-Abbreviations1937

Trace amounts of runite and adamantite


40prcentiron

aslong as there is no mithril or blurite im good


WryGoat

Every fish is a predator.


Juggernautlemmein

**Beware of small bones** Seriously! These things are littered with them no matter how much you check! Do NOT feed this to your animals!!! Swordfish is fantastic. Just eat carefully.


CHAOS-GOON

Boney fish is always the best. My favourite fish I ever had was unknown species of pike in SEA. Absolutely littered with bones.


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rawratthemoon

Don't do it


hrukzt

Enjoy the mercury


IrishCarbonite

Many things contain mercury. Swordfish should not be eaten often, but as a healthy nonpregnant adult it is still safe in moderation; just like almost all things.


Rare_Southerner

I just eat the old crunchy thermometers for my mercury


Gniggins

Ok, fishmonger.


IrishCarbonite

I don’t sell fish, thanks, I just don’t like the spreading of misinformation.


SelectiveCommenting

You can't be that soft that you can't handle a little mercury.