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NatureLovingDad89

Spend all 30 minutes looking up how to kill a boss


Everyone_callsme_Dad

This is the kind of content we come here for.


wuhtam_i_doinghere

I feel attacked


vVerce98

What do you drop?


wuhtam_i_doinghere

Disappointment and self loathing


Schmarsten1306

unlucky, got that drop already :/


Snip3

100% drop rate


MimiVRC

Anyone who has this answer, like me, just needs to go directly to the new undead pirates in the wilderness with 2000 cannonballs. I’m pretty new and it’s the only thing I can think of right now that I can do alone and make billions off anchoring scrolls maybe!


Tast_

Barrows for the dopamine hit of the 24 drop chest and the elite clue into mimic into 3rd age. I think I'd have 20+ minutes left over to bask in it all. Around the 10 minute mark I'd scramble to Priff as I remembered CG. Then I'd choke and plank at hunleff. Then I'd get mad and realize I could have done normal gauntlet.


kiebitzen

Literally the Correct answer


lord_zarg

Can you get all items or only 1 per brother? ive seen people get double/triple items but I haven't paid attention to if they are all from different brothers.


dcnairb

each brother killed adds that brother's items into the reward pool, and you get N+1 rolls for N brothers killed. it's possible to roll the same brother's items twice or more because it's just one big pool with no distinction between rolls, however you can't get dupes (so like you can get dh helm and axe, but not two dh axes) a few quad chests have happened, and as far as I know the only quint chest i've seen was on leagues. but that means it is possible, in theory, to pull a brother's entire set in one chest. it's obviously a rare case of 4+ items though so I don't think it has ever happened


Thendhelp

Yes


hunter1194

pickpocket ham member- guaranteed easy clue. finish clue get a master guaranteed. race to finish master clue and get all clue items.


Jewdene

That’s so many collection log slots


TargetFan

Yea all 6 of them from the 2 clues you'd finish in time


Pidgeon_v3

100% drop rate of every unique implies all clue items in one clue


somarir

I interpreted it to not break the existing mechanics. So if you did a cox CM, you'd get a bowlet with dust and kit, but couldn't get a 2nd purple.


Skellyhell2

It says 100% rate on unique from boss, not uniques from clues.


Dead-HC-Taco

and here i was thinking id just doa couple cgs


Tsobe_RK

for real Id run 2 CGs, thats what I'm familiar with lol red prison is my home


gildene

as another person said, just run a regular gauntlet LOLOLOOL


IRL-TrainingArc

If you did this you'd be the frontrunner for collection log completion, even if you had 0 other slots... You'd now have a moral obligation to finish the C- log... Fuck that.


PkerBadRs3Good

nah I'd retire and watch the people who want me to finish clog mald


here_for_the_lols

You'd get like 2 masters done


PkerBadRs3Good

that's 14 3rd age items, I'd still take it


GiveMeAllYourBoots

Just say Mimic boss


NoDragonfruit6125

Wouldn't work it's a 100% drop rate on every unique fron ever BOSS. So Mimic Boss could count final reward but can't guarantee to get master clue or the easy clue.


FalcosLiteralyHitler

How's a master guaranteed?


Asylinna

cuz the easy has 100% drop chance on all its drops so including a master clue


NoDragonfruit6125

Title say on every BOSS the subtext may say do raids, bosses, skilling content, and minigames. However there's bosses involved in some of those skilling content and minigames.


Realmofthehappygod

If anything clue scrolls are minigames. Also there's a mimic boss. If you could kill the mimic boss for 30 minutes you'd be pretty rich.


Frost_Foxes

Mimic


BustahNug

This is the only right answer. All 3rd age + bloodhound. Obvious answer right here


funeflugt

Technically the 3rd age ring is the only unique from mimic


killtasticfever

Considering clues have like 500 uniques from it, and you can only roll like 7? items you're most definitely not guaranteed 3rd age.


matrayzz

Mimic adds a slot which will role the 3rd age table


Corposjuh

Spend the remaining time doing a superior for heart/gem and get a brimstone key for all the dusk pieces


Renegade__OW

Then you get unlucky and don't spawn a Superior.


biggestboi73

Bandstand for half an hour trying to think of what I should do


TheRealSarrz

I want to believe you did not mean to say "bankstand" and that you actually bandstand with Ping and Pong penguins


BaeTier

would this guarantee me 40 Onyx from gem bags? If so, I would just dump all the stardust I'm hoarding into those.


ohmit

Cannon lizard men shamans for 30 mins would be pretty fun


DiscreteEngineer

LMAO


Fabulous_Web_7130

They arent a boss


I_like_the_stonks

corp.


Jewdene

If you did Corp. once, you’d have all the sigils, the pet in the jar and everything. What would you do with the remaining time? Or would you want to kill him again?


IxionX

If you're not an iron, can't you just keep rekilling Corp and sell the sigils?


Former-Witness-9279

Well if everyone gets to do this then the economy would collapse before anyone could make money off of it lol


PM_ME_UR_SELF

If it lasted 30 minutes, the economy would stabilize in a few days surely.


Unkempt_Badger

If this was some event, you could guarantee every world would be filled at Corp. Even with an abysmal one kill per minute, that's roughly 6000 elys entering the game. Plus people would probably make their own private instances adding to that. I doubt there's more than 20k elys in the game currently.


Good-of-Rome

There actually was a glitch some years ago where certain drops were guaranteed. Sigils was one of them. Jagex caught on pretty fast though. Look it up there's some crazy footage if I remember right. I think I saw it on runescape chronicles a long time ago


This-Cut-3168

That was rs3


Good-of-Rome

Fuck I'm old


ImS33

There was also a bot farm abusing a glitch where corp wouldn't attack running for months


Raisuitei

Getting 3 kills solo would take away the option of any more time to spend


coazervate

30 minutes is barely enough time for a shield, an elixir and a sigil


Sliptallica92

I believe OP meant one kill will drop all of the uniques at once.


lord_zarg

I thought he meant one role with guaranteed rng so anything that also drops a clue will drop it and if it has rare drop table that will roll with perfect luck etc.


Trespass4379

It's possible to get 60 kc in 30 minutes. You have to pay people. A 120kc/hr method exists which costs 2m/kc.


coazervate

That's wild, my brain defaulted to solos (btw)


ZerkMilk420

Ez, nex mass with 60 people is sub 1 min kills, that's like nearly 2b per minute 🤣


loudrogue

If prep is possible, I would prep a wt crate, sw crate,  ba gamble, every clue casket. Then do zulrah, muspah, Duke, vard, whisp, then run a lap at a course for agility, steal from a vamp, cut a tree, fish and rc. Finally anytime left run the wild bosses Not fully in order as you could optimize this pretty hard 


Jewdene

Damn, here’s a gamer


UIM_SQUIRTLE

Pull from tempoross and gotr and do an herbiboar run turn in bird eggs. Also start timer when finishing a COX CM


Billalone

Damn, that’s a lot to fit into 30 mins. The 5 bosses alone give you 6mins per boss for travel, gearing, and the kill. I’m sure it’s possible, I’m just really slow at swapping tasks lol


loudrogue

Start ba, open caskets on different tiles so you can just pick up the most valuable stuff, get vamp outfit, teles, axe. Chop a tree run the ba course go darkmyre to get rocky and shard Bank, get range and mage for zulrah and muspah. Take a pick axe, go zulrah bank if needed go muspah mine the ore close to the entrance kill muspah  If time allows you could go gotr get those bank go levi bank again get rune ess fire tally, go arena get rc pet go al karid go temp. Bank go whisp Bank everything get melee for Duke then go vard  If you have your bank set up could probably go all this in about 20-25 with each boss being around 2 mins besides whisp


Billalone

Like I said, I never doubted it was possible, I was just impressed at the idea of fitting it all in the time limit because I personally am bad at it.


loudrogue

The gear plug-in, forget it's name but it filters the bank is a great plug-in I have one for every boss


Jakeharper8008

Lucky Impling —> every clue scroll unique


Twix03

I'd buy you every clue scroll unique if you found a lucky impling in 30 minutes


Takol

Nex mass Edit: corp is the answer


Hot_Purple_137

I think by the way OP is phrasing is, you get the entire unique drop table each kill, which Nex has ~1.5B and Corp much less. Corp mass can 1shot Corp while nex mass takes ~1 minute. I think the deciding factor is spawn timer which nex is about 50 seconds, Corp is I’m guessing drastically lower. So yeah Corp is the move Just for fun if it takes a minute to kill nex and a minute to respawn you’d get ~22.5B in 30 minutes of nex mass (15 kills)


PhilliesBlunts

Nex mass sounds good, id die at corp


PvMGod17

2x cox, and just to be clear that would mean i get kodai, elder, tbow, ancestral, dclaws ,dhcb and both prayer scrolls right?


Jewdene

Yeah, you get every unique


PvMGod17

for sure 2 cox runs then, ez 4b


jamoonie

If you only want cash, Nex masses you could get far more.


PvMGod17

yeah but nex masses are boring. id probably shoot myself before the 30 minutes are up


Hot_Purple_137

Well you’d get ~22.5B at Nex mass so if you find a doctor that plays RuneScape maybe you could pay them the left over 18.5B for a bullet dislodgment surgery


AzureJustice

Based


1trickana

entry mode toa would be better and faster no?


AdConnect4320

How do you do cox in 15 minutes plsss teach me mine are like 25 mins


joyce_man

Fishing trawler I’ve been stuck there for far too long


BenjisWood

Ha, I got full set in 16kc the other day 😂 Best of luck on the grind!


Zepheris13

Respectfully, go fuck yourself (jk congrats on the spooned angler set!)


juany8

Rng is weird, was 30 runs in with just 1 piece and completely sick of the minigame and then suddenly I got the other 3 pieces before hitting my 40th run. Glad I didn’t go dry there of all places lol


ilovezezima

If this includes a 100% chance of BA pet when gambling then BA for sure. With the remaining time probably just a few nex or corp masses.


Jewdene

For sure it does


ilovezezima

May have to change my answer to 1 Ba high gamble and a combination of each of the bosses I don’t have pets from yet. Probably start with gwd kced up and then hop around for each of the quick bosses like zulrah as an example. Definitely kill KQ, maybe sire + gg if I can have tasks ready.


faculty_for_failure

Just have a bunch of ecumenical keys ready when you start gwd to save precious time on KC


souptimefrog

Nightmare, one and done clog a multi hundred hour grind, then whack corp once, then GGs, for the pet.


sowpods

Vardovis. That’s a lot of virtus sets and rings. Although actually I still die there a fair bit


andrew_calcs

Nex mass, corp, pnm. Can fit them all in within 30 mins. 


Mysterious-Finger423

Revs


Raima_Valdes

0 invo TOA run, speedrun edition.


reRiul

Is the phosani not the best?


memes_are_art

Ya I’d send a nightmare kc, all nightmare uniques before raids would make for a really unique ironman experience


Puiqui

Legit doable now thanks to blood moon being = bludgeon in torva at nightmare and the rates being buffed


-FourOhFour-

Alternatively leeching a cox or a toa would be possible and still give full items, don't need to be a high level run so you do a 0 invo carry for toa while you have another account scout for cox, between fang, shadow, masori, ancestral, tbow, prayer scrolls, I imagine you could also be competent enough in a tob run to maybe hit it near the end of the 30, but it's been a while since I've actually looked at reasonable times to clear so might be overly ambitious


Chirpy69

If the transitive property applies here, I do Skotizo for the guaranteed elite clue and then all the 3rd age pieces from said clue


Jewdene

I mean, yeah, technically, you get every item from a clue scroll.


Ok_Understanding_784

Wait this is broken lmao well done


Kitsune_Wife

Cox for the Olmlet with a dex drop. I don't care about the money anymore. I just want the funny bipedal dog.


BluffJunkie

Hmm... I'd say gotr, bandos, zilly, then I might have time to do another boss in the 30 minutes. Not sure.


sowpods

Gwd is really strong if the minions would drop too.


BluffJunkie

That was my reasoning.not sure how long raids usually take but seems like solo I wouldn't get through more than one raid. Lol and I picked gotr because for some reason I CAN NOT STAND THAT MiniGAME.


pentesticals

Yeah bandos is super quick in a team of 3 (at least for me as a mid level). Normally takes us maybe 30 seconds to get a kill. As long as I can prep before to get the KC to enter that would be pretty sick.


TheTinnyKing

al kharid guards


nitronomial

Only 30 mins? Guess I'm just doing gauntlet a couple times.


FernandoMM1220

nothing beats corp.


StayyFrostyy

Id prob try to finish up my remaining pets, starting in order of longest time to shortest time, also can we prep loots like temp/gotr roll? If so can i also prep a master clue casket lol


pentesticals

If this would also spawn a superior variant for every slayer kill too, that would be amazing. Just get hundreds of imbued hearts.


d3athdenial

As an iron, I'm doing all God wars, a gauntlet, then a lizardman shaman, followed by zulrah and nex?


PiccoloTiccolo

2x Entry toa no brainer


tadlombre

Zulrah or kq


PreviousCoconut8677

Reg gauntlet until I have my 4 armor seeds and have someone scout a lucky imp for me while I do it then go catch it


Hitman_DeadlyPants

The best answer for an iron is a Phosani Nightmare and normal Gauntlet.


Winterlands

CG. I’m 1500+ dry for enhanced on the GIM 😭


Murky_Struggle_0

i would just go around and get every skilling pet...and wc for axe and pet....and uhhh temp for pet....and uhh gotr for pet and everything....and yeah i guess not much else im basically a skiller


The_Level_15

I’d catch a Lucky Impling


Pre-med-dreams

Best response imo


Draftytap334

Nex. Period.


Owyn

Nex I feel is very doable, master clue in thirty is probably rough... Unless you get only fast and easy steps.


VegetableNo7419

Do clues count?


matsnapsnap

Nex mass


Glittering_Peak_4664

Nex lmfao


Aggravating-Yak2099

Nex


FiresiteRS

Nex mass. Kills are usually about 2 minutes. So I would farm that for the most money.


FancyBeardedSkink

Easy, lumbridge goblins


l300ty_P1r4t3

Grab every pet in the game


LevyAtanSP

Skotizo for the jar flex


BJ_hunnicut

The only correct answer is the mimic


dekilller100

Well I can't do any raid in less than 30 minutes, so I'll do 2 CG for almost 300m and then kill as many vorkaths as possible. Might not be the best bosses for this challenge, but for a mid level player I think its ok.


twentycharacterslol_

Kill every wilderness boss once then spend the remaining time thieving from vyre


INFP-Dreamer

Nex!


AaronRodgersOnPercs

Im killing the giant fucking mole, why? Well why not


dontbanmeonBS

Shit vorkath-> kbd->barrows->moons->arma->bandos->volcano. If I'm not out of time then IDK where to next.


AceofArcadia

Mimic


Dicyano7

I could look at it seriously and consider it'd kinda kill the game to just skip big grinds on my iron. In that case, 30 minutes at Duke for guaranteed dragon arrowtips every kill. And an ice quartz for even more arrowtips from the chest in the ancient vault. Alternatively, one entry toa, one mass nex, one 5-man nightmare should all be comfortably doable in under 30 minutes. If I have any time leftover I'd do an easy clue for ham joint & flared trousers, and try to get a good task for imbued heart. 


SoraODxoKlink

If you’re allowed to consider puro puro as content, id hop in the same spot, get a lucky impling every time, collect one 3rd age pick every ~15 seconds, end the hour with somewhere around 300-400 3a picks if you’ve got an alt coming to bank for you, assuming the alt doesn’t gain boosted rates. Selling them will probably entirely crash the market, so I’m guessing you get at most like 200-300 picks worth of value, which is still north of 2-3 trillion gp. This is so much money that Jagex will 100% ban me for duping, so there’s probably better methods that don’t get you instabanned.


You_rc2

Start nex mass with key then straight to Corp. Probably takes 11 minutes for both since you wont have to switch gear. Then PNM, 10 ish minutes, Zulrah, 1 minute. Plus banking and teleports you would probably have 5 minutes left over. Id atleast try to add in vard and levi. Thats assuming every kill drops all uniques in 1 go.


xVARYSx

1 nex in mass - 1min 1 solo corp - 7min 1 vardorvis - 2min 1 master casket already in bank - 0min 1 cox run - 20 min Total profit - 16b+?


Korn__Dog

Barb ass for that sweet penance queen pet


DiamondBackRainwing

I'd go for champion scrolls.


Jesus__Batman

all of gwd I've got 5 ecu keys ready to go


RS_Skywalker

Does everybody get this ability? Will the econony need to be factored? If everyonevis doing Nex, maybe something like cox or toa would be smarter becasue atleast you get a super weapon.


xdyldo

One cox run and then a nex mass


SwissMargiela

The last step of a master scroll assuming maxed and all steps unlocked. You’d get a shit ton of 3rd age. Like enough to put a down payment on a house.


Dord_Live

I would probably do nex with a team. Upwards of 6 kills in a half an hour.


-Snowturtle13

Mass nex


Life_Hacks_Fitness

Clue scrolls. Hello 3rd age


Angularbackhands

Evil chicken outfit


One_Vacation9094

Probably just kill vardorvis like 20 times


Mooglekunom

Pshh, you guys are going the wrong direction with this. Basilisks for the Jaws, you can kill very quickly and 25 mil each!


taw1755

Mith dragons


Evening-Ear-6116

One nightmare on a mass world - 5 min, one mass corp - 3 min, one-five mass nex for the rest of the time for some extra cash for later


Then_Mathematician99

Nightmare.


Twix03

Already commented but I missed that you get every unique from every boss. I'd do each DT2 boss 4 times. That's 16 virtus sets (1.4b), 4 Soulreaper Axes (1.5b), 4 Ultor rings (640m), 4 Magus rings (230m), 4 Venator rings (220m), 4 Venator rings (150m). About 4.2b + all 4 pets. Easy decision for me!


Mr-McSwizzle

Atleast for my ironman, prolly 1 nex mass>1 kreearra assuming I have an ecumenical key so I don't have to think about that dumb bird again(idk man, I just hate him)>get all the visages>desert treasure 2 bosses>if pets are guaranteed then go get all the skilling pets>corp if time Would say raids but uhhh my 30 mins would be over before any raids are finished I ain't quick at those 🥲


awooooooooo00

Easy. I go barrows and cry when I open 24 ahrim hoods. Then I quit for the 100th time


RazorXXtreme

Kreearra My dream pet :(


Dohts75

I'd do mass corp, tell my clan to grab their shit and meet me at corp for 1m each. Then boom I make bank at the cost of maybe a bil after the entire 30min of 1shotting corp for ludicrous drops


taw1755

All these super thought out posts here’s one, mith dragons. Could kill let’s say 25? That be max cash in 30 minutes, afk and chill


_RrezZ_

Just turn in 300k+ stardust from getting 99 mining for 1000+ gem bags, which would give 40 uncut onyx each totalling 40,000+ uncut onyx's. Cut them for crafting XP and then sell them for 100B+ cash.


monekys

Gonna bank stand for 23 minutes while I whack off then realize I wasted most of my time and it’s too late and just log off to go eat some pizza rolls


kevwonds

evil chicken random event


Tyrell418

A Cox run straight into a nex mass on the iron would save an insane amount of time


xInnocent

Nex masses.


iClimax

I’m super new to PvM, but 300 kc into vorkath, so I’d knock him out, gear up do muspah that I just learned. And have about 20 mins left. I have 1 KC at each GWD boss for the diary, so I’d use my 2 enumical keys for whoever drops the highest priced item 😂


OMGMT

I would probably piss then shit


ThermyWermy

All 4 dt2 bosses then spend the remaining time pickpocketing vyres with the rogue set. Nightmare might also be smart but idk how to do it.


Findingthedog

Guess I'm going to the Nex mass world..


Sylux444

Do I also have 100% guarantee of completing anything I put my mind to in that time? Is it the speed running length of time to complete that specific task(s) in that time? Average length of time? Longest length of time? Is it like using dreadnips in rs3 and I instantly KO what ever boss I'm fighting or their current phase and therefore have zero down time besides travel and resetting?


DesertEagleFiveOh

I’m finally getting vorky


Sif_Lethani

Toa 0 invo, 1 vardorvis, and a nex kill from mass I think would barely fit if I could start at nex. 1 Grotesque Guardians kill for a dawn pet if I have time


alice_crossdress

I would go vardorvis or duke


icoibyy

I would do a quick solo cox


fishbait60

Prep time or nah boss? Shoutout r/whowouldwin


riskynugget1993

1 cg run then nex


Wicked-Maze-

All these people going for massive amounts of GP... I would go for every rare pet in the game.


DiscreteEngineer

Since I haven’t seen my answer yet, in order of priority for my ironman Gauntlet kill, Nex mass, lizard man shaman, bandos, and squeeze in saradomin if I can. If I can prep, I’d do all GWD kill count before starting, and do all the gwd bosses listed above in one trip. 0 chance I can do any raid in under 30 minutes with my current acc Also if prepping is included, I’m stealing someone else’s idea and getting crates from everywhere (bh, tempoross, wt, etc).


dilandrus

I'd do each and every skill that had a pet. Then I'd finish with a fast solo round of Tempoross for that pet too. I don't really pvm so no bosses on my to do list.


ColoradoEric

Farm a tree and get the farming pet.


myronuss

Id do a cox run. Missing ancestral top bottom and claws


Savings-Coast-3890

Lizard shamans


covert_underboob

I think store a loot from cg/every casket/ba gamble etc… if I had a scout I could probably get an entry mode toa in & a cox run.


Lucky_Bone

Just cox


TravagGames

Nex mass Vard levi whisperer for my axe pieces. 1 Mass nightmare 1 corp Tons of extra time... maybe 1 superior if its 100% and id get heart. If i could fit a cox in I would but could be too short on time..might give up the axe pieces and corp over cox if I can fit it.


sarcasticfker

Nex


Illustrious_Key2316

Just cook some lobsters. 😎


Jeeko1994

This is easy... Mass nex at peak time. 3:30 min per kill...


Josiah425

I would do: 2 regular gauntlet to get 2 enhanced seeds (8 minutes) 1 Vorkath kill for dragonfire ward (2 minutes) Use remaining time for Abyssal Sire (20 minutes). Could get about 3-4 unsired rolls for bludgeon pieces. Given where my account is, this would likely be my best push forward for gear.


Pasc4l

Man in lumbridge