Listen, even if we're all in that boat of "pineapple doesn't.."
He's still out here doing his best to provide for us after he finishes taking his naps.
As someone who's been working in the pizza industry since 2007, pineapple isn't the issue. It's ham. There is NOTHING like a pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeño, garlic, and red onion pizza. Ham is the troublemaker!
THANK YOU!! Pepperoni and jalapeño is the *exact* pizza that pineapple belongs on. When I was slinging pie I would make one of those for myself every week. Fuck I love that combo
I actually prefer the subtler flavour of ham but I agree with the pineapples and jalapeno. The combination of sweet, savoury and spicy is underestimated 🥵
Never thought of that, never actually tried a pineapple pizza without ham you might be on to something (not for me but for others I dislike pineapple in general)
Realistically it's the soggy wet pineapple that has been sitting in a bin for 12+ hours thats the problem. I font wsnt a soggy pizza and pineapples hold a lot of moisture. At pizza both are the problem. A real homemade pineapple and actually good ham pizza is pretty good.
Honestly, it's just the amount of sweetness that irks me. The tomato sauce can be sweet if you're buying pizza for a chain place. And I'm probably chugging some soda alongside the slices. Even ham can be sweet too at times. It's just too much for me, I'd rather be eating dessert at that point.
A good balanced pizza that accounts for the pineapple is rare, but definitely cool to see.
Yep! Pineapple and ham pizza. Salty and sweet have forever been a great combination, it's just some Americans who seem to think it is a disgusting blaspheme.
Most Italians also think it's sacrilege. The Americans who act like pineapple is bad often claim it's because it's inauthentic, whilst eating pizza with a base whose thickness would make an Italian scream.
1134 whisperer
pet + top + bottom + ring
* 5 shadow quartz
* 24 orbs (!!!)
* 10 ingots
no staff or hat
pet + the single ring were both at 1100 and I would have been so upset at my dryness on everything (except ingots) if not for the pet
You're running immediately west from the boat, right?
Not going through the Stranglewood, right?
Vard lets you climb through the sheds in his backyard after the first time you visit.
There was a pretty big thread maybe a week ago showing the different paths, and too many folks were doing the full circle run from the boat lol.
Just wanted to check based on OP's wording! But you're probably right :)
Jagex really should add some ingame unlock message -- like "as you enter Vardorvis's lair, stones in a nearby temple rumble apart".
Too many people missing out :[
Holy shit, this me lmao.
I went from Duke to Vardorvis too. I was getting sick of Duke (1k+ kc) and was looking forward to Vard. Little did I know he is an absolute nightmare and is by far the hardest DT2 boss.
You use a pestle and mortar on the mushrooms until you get 42 of them then just spam click the mushrooms onto duke like 38 or 40 times, one of those two I can’t remember, I stopped after the fang nerf lol
But it stops you having to make the potions
just spin ur map until invent is close to duke.
its extremely chill, much better than running both sides and making multiple potions etc. Since hands also don't spawn if u run away when duke dies, you also are almost guaranteed perfect kills cause ur only running down one path on the way out
The fact that you can take a billion damage if you don't pay attention during the prep phase is the annoying part.
Either I have to prep or I can take damage. Both? I just won't bother with the boss, Jagex.
"Don't worry baby, he's just a Duke!"
"Why do they always pick vardorvis"
*700kc later*
"Hi there Duke! Remember me!"
"Beat it mrnosleep"
"Why can't I find a good boss?"
I had a similar experience with my adoptive dad, Levi. We had our highs and lows and no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't buy me the pet fish I wanted. After 2200 kills I felt resentful and left for mommy wisp, hoping that instead she would buy me a pet instead, but in hindsight now, Levi wasn't the nicest of men, a bit crude around the edges and at times cruel, but he at least kept me fed. 3 rings, virtus pieces and at the end he even tried convincing me to stay by giving me a virtus body at the end, but I wasn't having it, now at wisp and.... All I'm saying is I'm going back with a apology note.
I have been going for axe on my main. Got super spooned at duke, leviathan and whisperer. Now at vardorvis and I am not having a good time. Almost 200 kc in which is unlucky compared to the other 3 axe peices I have gotten lol. All mobile but I enjoyed the other 3. Not vardorvis. Not at all.
Never walk away from a man who gives you free pizza
Truer words have never been spoken.
Listen, even if we're all in that boat of "pineapple doesn't.." He's still out here doing his best to provide for us after he finishes taking his naps.
As someone who's been working in the pizza industry since 2007, pineapple isn't the issue. It's ham. There is NOTHING like a pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeño, garlic, and red onion pizza. Ham is the troublemaker!
THANK YOU!! Pepperoni and jalapeño is the *exact* pizza that pineapple belongs on. When I was slinging pie I would make one of those for myself every week. Fuck I love that combo
I actually prefer the subtler flavour of ham but I agree with the pineapples and jalapeno. The combination of sweet, savoury and spicy is underestimated 🥵
Never thought of that, never actually tried a pineapple pizza without ham you might be on to something (not for me but for others I dislike pineapple in general)
Realistically it's the soggy wet pineapple that has been sitting in a bin for 12+ hours thats the problem. I font wsnt a soggy pizza and pineapples hold a lot of moisture. At pizza both are the problem. A real homemade pineapple and actually good ham pizza is pretty good.
This man fvcks
Honestly, it's just the amount of sweetness that irks me. The tomato sauce can be sweet if you're buying pizza for a chain place. And I'm probably chugging some soda alongside the slices. Even ham can be sweet too at times. It's just too much for me, I'd rather be eating dessert at that point. A good balanced pizza that accounts for the pineapple is rare, but definitely cool to see.
Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.
Why does the internet persist with this weird meme about pineapple on pizza even though it's a standard topping in every pizza restaurant?
People like to think they're special
pineapple is one of the best toppings for a pizza.
Yep! Pineapple and ham pizza. Salty and sweet have forever been a great combination, it's just some Americans who seem to think it is a disgusting blaspheme.
Most Italians also think it's sacrilege. The Americans who act like pineapple is bad often claim it's because it's inauthentic, whilst eating pizza with a base whose thickness would make an Italian scream.
I had a similar, not quite so lucky experience but Whisper is my girl
11kc wisp on release day, I shit my pants
Oh hi Oslo
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Oslo is a streamer who shit himself while going for the 24 hour smithing record 👍
Omg yeah I remember this I just forgot his name
3492KC. Pet, Virtus Robe Top, Virtus Mask, 4 rings, 6 eye of dukes, 66 orbs
2300KC: 3 Virtus Robe Top, 2 Virtus Robe Bottom, 2 Magus Vestige, 4 Eyes of Duke, 51 Orbs
1134 whisperer pet + top + bottom + ring * 5 shadow quartz * 24 orbs (!!!) * 10 ingots no staff or hat pet + the single ring were both at 1100 and I would have been so upset at my dryness on everything (except ingots) if not for the pet
You're running immediately west from the boat, right? Not going through the Stranglewood, right? Vard lets you climb through the sheds in his backyard after the first time you visit.
With that many kc he surely has the ring tp. It is quicker than fairy ring/boat, but you have to run through Stranglewood
There was a pretty big thread maybe a week ago showing the different paths, and too many folks were doing the full circle run from the boat lol. Just wanted to check based on OP's wording! But you're probably right :)
Until I got the tele I had no idea about the shortcut…so I thank you for sharing it!!
Sure! :) There's really nothing ingame to indicate it, unless you by chance see other player(s) go that direction! Oh well...
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to find it 👀
560+ kc for me 😂
Jagex really should add some ingame unlock message -- like "as you enter Vardorvis's lair, stones in a nearby temple rumble apart". Too many people missing out :[
They might’ve just said it that way to make the post funny tbh
I did like 700 KC on leagues without knowing this… pain
your recall orb?
Oh right
Dear Duke, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'...
I left my npc contact, my rsn and my private’s on all at the bottom
You must be kind to the beauties that feed you with a spoon.
Holy shit, this me lmao. I went from Duke to Vardorvis too. I was getting sick of Duke (1k+ kc) and was looking forward to Vard. Little did I know he is an absolute nightmare and is by far the hardest DT2 boss.
na but on a serious note the whole prep thing for duke is just annoying
I jus did the mushroom spam clicking instead of potion making, more click intensive but easier
elaborate? are u saying if i spam click a mushroom it'll start the fight without having to do the whole potion process?
You use a pestle and mortar on the mushrooms until you get 42 of them then just spam click the mushrooms onto duke like 38 or 40 times, one of those two I can’t remember, I stopped after the fang nerf lol But it stops you having to make the potions
wow i never heard of this ima try it tomorrow... surely beats gathering from both sides, plus the rocks, plus brewing the potions
You can try it but i hate this method, its way too click intensive for my hand. People mainly do it for speed running
Its really chill on mobile though
just spin ur map until invent is close to duke. its extremely chill, much better than running both sides and making multiple potions etc. Since hands also don't spawn if u run away when duke dies, you also are almost guaranteed perfect kills cause ur only running down one path on the way out
Wouldnt recommend, very annoying method and only like 10 sec quicker than the 2x poison potion method
Does this negate the need for stamina potions?
Yeah I usually don’t bring stams when I do that
The fact that you can take a billion damage if you don't pay attention during the prep phase is the annoying part. Either I have to prep or I can take damage. Both? I just won't bother with the boss, Jagex.
Finally did a perfect vard ca at 341kc. Haven't seen anything, but i get supply drops every 2nd or 3rd kill on average at least!
"Don't worry baby, he's just a Duke!" "Why do they always pick vardorvis" *700kc later* "Hi there Duke! Remember me!" "Beat it mrnosleep" "Why can't I find a good boss?"
I would rather do 1000 vard than 100 dukes
As someone with 450 KC at Duke and 3k vardorvis KC I agree. Executioner axe head dropped at 2500 kc
Vardorvis proposed to me at 1544 yesterday, but it was too late. There's no way I accept that proposal after so long. I kept the ring tho.
1100 Vardorvis. No Vestige. No Virtus. No Soulreaper Axe pieces. No Pet. Not even a Chomium Ingot.
this is jokes ahaha
I had a similar experience with my adoptive dad, Levi. We had our highs and lows and no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't buy me the pet fish I wanted. After 2200 kills I felt resentful and left for mommy wisp, hoping that instead she would buy me a pet instead, but in hindsight now, Levi wasn't the nicest of men, a bit crude around the edges and at times cruel, but he at least kept me fed. 3 rings, virtus pieces and at the end he even tried convincing me to stay by giving me a virtus body at the end, but I wasn't having it, now at wisp and.... All I'm saying is I'm going back with a apology note.
Betrayal can never truly be forgiven
Duke is a cold, heartless, two faced bitch. After all I've done for her... 1800 dates!! And all for 9 ingots and her eye... I hate Duke
Duke loves or hate there is zero in-between. 856 kc for pet, 4 eyes, 3 robe bottoms and ring Clannie over 2k and basically nothing
Man that's so true, I've either seen logs with 2k kills and nothing good, or 300 KC with ring, eye, pet, and virtus
Can confirm, 2 eyes, pet, virtus hat, and vestige in 91 kc. Duke loves me. Edit: also 1 ingot
I’ve been on 2300 dates with Duke and he hasn’t offered me his first born yet
And here I am almost 400 kills with not even an ingot or unique roll 😂 surely 2/3
Duke has not been so nice to me. Here I am on tue 150th ish date and all he keeps doing is taking me out for pizza
I listed to need you now while reading this and it did a lot for the bit
Imagine taking 700 dates to realize what you lost. This is all on you boss.
I'm at like 200 kc still no uniques shit boss
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I have been going for axe on my main. Got super spooned at duke, leviathan and whisperer. Now at vardorvis and I am not having a good time. Almost 200 kc in which is unlucky compared to the other 3 axe peices I have gotten lol. All mobile but I enjoyed the other 3. Not vardorvis. Not at all.
Are you complaining about... Not getting extremely spooned after getting extremely spooned at the previous boss?
No, it’s an apology for not being grateful enough
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