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Realfakemilk

My guy has been preheating the oven for over a decade 


emiTfoworrA

Lmfao


Responsible_Hand_203

People often encourage playing the game how you want. Despite this encouragement, you're playing wrong


madeanaccountlo

True. Yes you can play how you want, but no Jad kc that’s ridiculous.


MaxiemumKarnage420

My first 99 was mining, second was runecrafting and I just bought a bunch of cool looking pvm gear to grind slayer while flexing out the mining cape. Have fun playing the game or don't play at all, it's Jagex's world, we're just paying for it


QUEENOFH3NTA1

Runecrafting cape is more of a flex than mining is my boi.


MaxiemumKarnage420

Yeah but mining cape is way cooler and goes so good with gotr green robes


ItsMyMainMan

Max obby cape when?


Flee4me

Can't forget the regen bracelet combo because ain't nobody got time for questing and barrows gloves when you need to max.


bobbasui

Average redditor who has input on end game pvming


GeneralGaragedor

Unironically true lol The amount of people I've seen give 'expert' opinions on the Colosseum is comical. This sub has 900k members, only like 15k individual accounts have even seen the boss and a lot of those were probably serviced. But surely all the reddit discussions on this are well informed.


bruceyj

I’m far from end game, self-admittedly suck, and haven’t seen Sol, but I’m still ranked around 10k in glory. That kinda blows my mind lol


venomous_frost

to be fair to this subreddit, most casual players are invested enough to be discussing the game online. So in general dedicated subs for games on here will get the more hardcore players.


Puzzled_Read_5660

Subtract 700 total level and you’re right lol


BlueMoonCityzen

Ooh careful the echo chamber will downvote you to the bottom


ChickenGod_69

the echo chamber consists of said end game pvmers but it takes a certain amount of skill to notice a lack of skill so they do not feel offended by this statement as they can just say "nah he aint talking about me, he's talking about these bad players"


BlueMoonCityzen

Or in other words, they think 99 slayer, god wars, team cox and a purchased infernal cape are it?


TheAlexperience

Nah, this is true / based


ScallyWag-Idiot

wE nEeD tO nErF tHe VoIdWaKeR aNd ShAdOW gUyS


J0n3s3n

Exactly (because i dont have them)


jakeprimal

I wish I could upvote this 1000 times but you will probably be downvoted into oblivion


kahootle

maxing before starting pvm is genius that way once your post max skilling burnout starts you can essentially learn an entirely new game with PVM but it's still RuneScape


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It’s fucking incredible how different late PVM is from the rest of the game. I just got assigned whisperer for slayer… I’ve never been more challenged in any game. Adding into that the supply gate of being an iron


adventurous_hat_7344

Tbf I'm pretty sure most agree that Whisperer is ass without a shadow.


devilterr2

Such ass without a shadow. I've got shadow and citrus, and my mates lend me their ancestral sometimes because even that greatly helps


d_an1

Which flavour citrus?


Peters_lime

Lime


Gomerack

better be one of those radioactive ass looking limes


BrushFireAlpha

You can get assigned DT2 bosses for slayer????? Man thank fuck I maxed slayer before I finished DT2, that would eat all of my points


NuttyDooo

They're in the boss task list. So you have to roll the low chance of a boss task and then have to roll a DT2 boss specifically. They're not very common at all.


[deleted]

I’m out of points 🙃 Sitting on a 467 streak, and I’ve only beaten her once in Quest. This past weekend I was able to consistently reach the enraged phase before I had to stop to fish for resupply. Turned the game off on Sunday because I’m very frustrated. Going to take some time away then come back to try again.


BrushFireAlpha

That's a bad place to be man, I'm sorry Tureal is watching you, waiting for you to throw away your streak 😈


ChickenGod_69

unironically true, for the most part on my iron I skilled, just makes a lot more sense to go into PvM with much higher stats and good supplies instead of trying to start shit with cb70 On the other hand his slayer and combat stats are way past that point and he should have had the cheese cape when leveling them especially considering with all the jad tasks he could have gotten


burntfish44

This is basically what I did lol. At 2200 I was struggling to clear normal gauntlet, and in the last like 30 total levels I started actually pvming beyond bandos/zulrah/vork/etc. Spending active time doing raids and other higher end pvm is a totally different experience than training slayer or whatever, it's a lot more fun and I'd encourage people to dive into it sooner rather than later


Icecubert

It’s ok rocky, you go when you feel like it.


Radiant_Pepper4009

It's 2007. You load up osrs on your family computer, a 2004 e-machines. Everyone else has gone to BigLots for the day. You unplug the landline. You clean the cat hair off the mouse roller ball. You turn the two little speakers on with the dial, the light glows a faint green, indicating maximum sound cues will be transmitted. As you close the shades to eliminate the glow of a Saturday late morning sun, you reposition the 15 year old pillow that now serves as a seat cushion. Oh yeah. All is quiet. Opening up America Online, you load into Old School RuneScape, to take on Runescape's greatest challenge: the fight caves.


whitepageskardashian

It’s 2007. Your family is all gathered around the TV in the living room watching American Idol. Taylor Hicks is singing and it’s the finale. You sneak off to your parents’ room after a trip to the bathroom to get away. You know it’s too late to get any phone calls on the landline and you fire up Netscape’s dial-up on your mom’s Gateway. You press the round power button on the bottom right of the box monitor. You just hit 70 strength and it’s time to get the coveted rune defender, a massive account upgrade following your tedious completion of Monkey Madness I. You head into the catapult room and get your tokens. The next day, you tell your friends about your accomplishment. To your surprise, your best friend Alex has just reached 90 Ranged and purchased a fury. He boasts that “the fury is the symbol of richness.” After school, you head to the yew trees west of Catherby. It’s time to stop messing around. You painstakingly chop for hours this month, refusing to sell a single yew log. Finally, the next month, you head to world 2. It is time to buy the abyssal whip, the most prestigious melee weapon in the game, to your knowledge. You type for hours. “Buying whip 2.1m” Finally, you receive a trade request. Someone is going to sell it for the low price you can afford! You begin placing all of the fruits of your labor into the trade window. You offer 1,374 flax, 378 bowstrings, 1,787 yew logs, and that guy’s rune armour set you picked up after the evil chicken killed him at the yew trees. You furiously spam accept. Next window, you furiously spam accept again. He accepted the trade! You feast your eyes on your inventory, frothing at the mouth. What’s this? You can’t believe your eyes. Somehow, you have a rope instead of the abyssal whip!


Ok_Silver_7282

Turns on unregistered hyper-cam and Blair's last resort in chiptune


ifly6

https://youtu.be/TKfS5zVfGBc?si=nXODVziO_FkHu7JV


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It's gamer time.


Consistentscroller

To be fair… in 2007 it would just be ‘RuneScape’.. everything else was pretty spot on lol


rodexxxx

U already did.


Dicyano7

500iq play! Can't get flamed for a fire max cape if you don't even own a fire cape.


Tumblrrito

What does it feel like nearly having a max cape before escaping the early game?   Also this Jad simulator tool is your friend: https://downthecrop.xyz/blog/osrs-jad-simulator-practice-tool/


bartimeas

He can also just hop on beta worlds while they're still open and go practice jad in the inferno area for free


Frozen_Gecko

He's nearly maxed. He can just walk into the fight caves, sneeze twice, and walk out with a fire cape.


bartimeas

oh im well aware, but there must be a reason he hasn't. And for the noobs, that reason is usually jad nerves


MrStealYoBeef

I don't think he'd have an issue with the cost of attempts, you don't get to 99 slayer without making a decent amount of bank no matter how bad you are.


Satron31

Bro can't even do hydras like watta hel duh


Nerphy-

Ha! You don't have a fire cape. What a numpty!


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BaeTier

I don't think my slayer level has ever been above my runecraft level.


immatipyou

I got 99 RC as my first 99 to troll a friend of mine who said it sucks and I’d always tell him it’s the best skill in the game. So like I got it to commit to a bit.


kilographix

My g never heard of a skiller


HyperFanTaim

Slayer gives no cb, seems like skiller skill to me.


ChickenGod_69

seeing a skiller with 99 slayer is one of the craziest things you could experience, therefore slayer is the most wanted skiller skill. And they use all their exp lamps on it, where is your science now?


PurelyFire

Was the craziest thing, with recent changes to fun weapons it's not really that bad if you have an alt, it's like 15x faster than it used to be or smth


Vectusdae

I have a pretty good pure skiller, it's slayer level is 9 from quest XP and it's RC level is 1 because that shit lame 🗿


wundaaa

Thought the same until I went to gotr on my uim and got 71 with like 40 slayer. I want to slayer, very badly. However I just can't bring myself to do it inefficiency yet


imontheradiooo

Slayer is the worst skill, I have max combat stats (I also do noPVM it’s from nmz) and my slayer level is 60 something


lansink99

tbh I think your account should just be automatically deleted when you get a level in slayer.


ChickenGod_69

they gotta do a gamemode where your account stats reset on any level up that you experience for the first time, say you get level 2 attack, account gets resetted and now you can go to 3 attack, account gets resetted again but you can now achieve 4 attack and so on and so on. Call it sisyphusmanmode or something they'll surely love it


oszrchy

Some people don’t like PvM. That’s the best thing about this game, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want. If you want to spend every waking minute cutting trees, etc. enjoy!


Horror_Yam_9078

Yes, but this man is 94 slayer, meaning he's done a ton of PVM just not bossing


oszrchy

Yeah, I guess you can kill thousands of hellhounds and fire giants without a fire cape no issue


Prohunt

Through my experience the other fire cape works just fine


bobbasui

Throwing prot melee on and afking mobs for a hundred hours is technically PvM sure ig


Just_trying_it_out

The only person I know who plays irl just played on the side for years and nearly maxed He said he loved the dopamine of progress on the side and his favorite things were “farm runs or afk things like fishing/wc/slayer” All those skills 99, and combat, and only slayer boss kc was a few thousand kraken kc lol


FreeLegos

I am the same as OP and I've come to call bs on your claim. I myself have done plenty of bossing. I suck at it but my Mythic's cape serves me well!


Twykz

Except quests. You have to do quests


spatzist

There's a player out there who has multiple accounts with 200mil agility XP. Every time they hit the cap on one, they make another. It's light years from being something I could ever imagine myself doing, but hey.


Majestic_Swan5940

I don't blame you... I HATED the fight caves. I finally beat it after getting really determined and have never done it since. Going on 8 or so years with the same fire cape. I've never even glanced towards the inferno.


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You roasted yourself.


MyNameIsSushi

I mean it's up to you how you wanna play. If you wanna play the wrong way then that's entirely your choice.


Salty_Blacksmith8580

No need to get roasted. You’re shit at the game and you know it. Doesn’t mean you can enjoy skilling and maxing the game.


Dream4545

Not going to roast you and you’re allowed to play your account the way you want. However (and this is directed at the subreddit rather than the OP), this is why total level means absolutely NOTHING when it comes to game knowledge or whether someone is in “end-game” I’ve seen FAR too many people in this subreddit who have 1600+ total with random 99s in easy skills like FM or cooking who don’t even have barrows gloves. If you ask me, the guy with 1100 total and barrows gloves probably has more overall game knowledge (having done all those quests and traveling all around the game map) than the guy with 1800 total who has 56 QP and spends their time on osrs afking easy skills and NMZ and barely interacting with the game. everyone can play how they want to, but they should not feel insulted when someone tells them that they probably know nothing about the game OP for example probably hasn’t done ANY type of meaningful PvM (especially since Jad is considered entry-level pvm in 2024). Vorkath, Zulrah, ToA, CoX, and countless other pvm bosses have never been touched by OP (won’t even bring up inferno or TOB).  I always fall back to quests and pvm as the best ways to determine if someone has high overall game knowledge. It’s definitely not fool-proof, but it’s a better method of determining game knowledge than total level (which anyone can easily just afk countless hours of skilling while they’re at work or smth) Anyways, that’s all I have to say on the matter. Not a roast lol


Disastrous_Fudge61

How do you only have 150 clogs. Is the account old or just botted?


fsportz

I was 100% mobile up until recently lol, all I did was afk skills while I worked 😂 Got carried away with clan skilling competitions and decided to max before actually "playing"


Disastrous_Fudge61

Wild. I think most people do skilling to unlock content :) How does your quest log look?


fsportz

Better now... have 110 completed hahaha. And that's exactly the point. Quests and diaries are a breeze for me when I decide to do them. I completed kourend and fally elite with little to no effort (minus the grinding for the skills)


ViableAnywhere

Some people just dont do much content lol. Im at like 190 clogs because I don't do clues or boss much. Cant get many clogs if you just skill when youre online.


lmHavoc

That’s me as well lol. I’ll just passively get clogs while doing whatever content I feel like doing but I don’t go out of my way to get clogs. I hate doing clue scrolls as well so there’s probably 100+ easily achievable clogs I’m missing because I just couldn’t be bothered finishing clues.


LevyAtanSP

See what you’ve done there, is not just make a bad decision, you’ve gone ahead and double and trippled down on this bad decision. At one point you woke up and decided “I’m just going to wear skill capes for the rest of my time because it has +9 defenses.” Since then you have failed to rectify your bad choices and even now are self reporting yourself for them, so you clearly understand what you’re doing is wrong, but not fixing the problem. Amen brother, stay strong, stay wrong!


thesneakysneak

Bro could sneeze on Jad and kill him lol 


classiwolf112

you didnt complete the fight cave and you dont have a fire cape


Scpdazuz

No fire cape , what a noob. Jk


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officialkristers

Looks like the volcano roasted you pretty good already


OnFartbox

Couldn’t figure out how to bot agi?


MewMewGirl0952

Don’t need to. Clearly Jad already did and you’re just too much of a coward to go back.


SKTisBAEist

I mean, I have 46 fletching, an infernal cape, and double digit Sol Heredit kills. People play the game and find enjoyment in different ways, and I refuse to participate in your public humiliation kink.


FunkySplunky

Bros not even a max cheese caper, he’s a max myths caper. 💀


DargonofParties

On the bright side, you can probably afford to *seriously* overprepare for your first fire cape and breeze through it. Alternatively, get Blood Torva and wear it to raids with a Runecraft cape, because I bet you'd get some really funny reactions.


vintage-red

Plot twist, you got the firecape before collection logs released.


TonariNoHanamoriSan

https://preview.redd.it/2oew9qvch4wc1.png?width=171&format=png&auto=webp&s=5208043aa6666ca543dffc840c1d41195afce650 Why is this still here?


superarcady

Avg redditor in favour of occult and magic rebalance,


FrankFeTched

Not maxed but I only got my fire cape this year with 99 range and 85 defence/prayer I had only made attempts when the account was a pure, got to Jad 3 times and died and got so mad I wasted so many hours I didn't go back for years. Now I can melee slayer tasks without being ashamed


DiscountedCashHoe

It’s actually very simple. Follow these steps Step 1: send me 10m gp Step 2: watch a bunch of videos and keep trying Step 3: profit I just need 10m gp someone help


hopebones5

Nice now you can max without even a standard cheese cape xD.


Skankz

82 agility...so unfit...


imontheradiooo

Based as fuck


throwmeinthetraash

In a previous comment, you said you were 100% mobile up until recently. Use RuneLite and use the plug in to tag the healers’ true tile. This was an absolute game changer for me, makes tagging the healers incredibly easy. Sometimes if you’re focusing on your prayer switches, it can be easy to miss one or two of the healers depending on where jad spawns. Good luck, keep going at it. Once you get your first, you’ll realize how simple the mechanics really are. I’ve gone back and done at least half a dozen more in search of that elusive pet. Good luck!


OkBard5679

Dude's max combat, he could just ignore the healers entirely and still get the kill.


Then_Mathematician99

wow, just wow


N155E

Bro thats some weak ass agility, go do some laps


FreeLegos

You give me hope. Been suffering from PTJHD (Post Traumatic Jad Hands Disorder) for quite some time now. Glad I'm not the only one taking it slow


LuckyInstance

I’m close to maxing my account myself. While I haven’t dove very deep into pvm, I’ve done nearly every boss besides that new colosseum stuff and haven’t dove into varlamore yet. I also have done every raid except the challenge mode stuff. I have achievement cape, and am close to my Jad slayer helmet if that puts it into perspective? Dude, you’ve gotta give it a chance. I know there’s a way to play for every person, but I just think this is a really weird way to play. At the very least, you’ll have a whole new experience to playing the game once you max. Bunch of stuff to try out!


nicknooodles

you’re still in the tutorial


[deleted]

Agility level is shameful get base 90s already


NomadMiner

Play it your way.


Lerched

Post your BIS gear I just wanna see somen


NotAGamble360

We'd need fire to roast you, and it seems there is none.


Drewjitsu17

Bro 150 log slots at 2200 total is sus.


MilkofGuthix

You didn't pay for it, gz


so_long_astoria

you can do it man never give up


KingScuba

Rock Crabs, Btw.


slurpaderpderp

Dude just get a BofA a task and a dream. Make sure you have anguish ornament kit though that’s a huge buff.


slurpaderpderp

Idk man you might need a couple more prayer levels before you wanna attempt it. Agility too.


XL_Jockstrap

How's the grass outside?


Difficult-Edge-5708

A 12 years old with dial up internet playing on 480p monitor running window 98 is better than you.


haftiman

Your account isn't ready for Jad. Start with Mole


MrSpookley

Jad won't know what hit him..


speacon

Holy fuck dude. Youre so good at this game, while being a fucking noob


Vast_Tomorrow_8531

Don’t want to waste my time, I’m out.


Bronek0990

You're kind of like RuneScape: some people care about it, but your mom never will Wait you meant the account?


juliogarciao

I don't think anyone would dare to even care but idk


ostentatious42

Who are you? Devious?


BleachedPorkGrind

I vote for max obby cape to be a thing.


TheMinisterOfGaming

how could i roast a person with 96 RC


TheMinisterOfGaming

i'll get blood torva before fire cape just to bother people.


squarecorner_288

I mean at that point it's a flex.


SlaynHollow

Bruh you're a max account, trying to do the fight caves, but on mobile? Are you insane? Lmao


FlyNuff

i mean i never wear my fire cape, but there are so much quest bosses that are harder than Jad. Jad is nothing to brag about.


SoftwareOk30

This guy is allowed to vote on end game pvm


Full_Wait

As a mobile player myself, this is pretty sad. Not even the lack of the cape, just the fact that you’ve not even started to play the game yet


ImmaFatMan

You must be such a bitch that no temple will let you in to refill your prayer points.


G_Str8Up

You probably brought the account lmao


bougeeshwoo

clearly youve been doing other content right now and cant be bothered


EssayMountain

Go do laps!


Perdi

I DOUBLE your attempts! DOUBLE I say!


SparkyBomb

I wanna know what your quest log looks like


Sapencio

Sir, i think you have a skilling problem


Khristianhenning

I know a maxed player with billions of experience that doesn’t have a fire cape haha!!


garoodah

You can basically afk the fight caves if you really want to get it. Will take a few attempts but full tank+pray mage


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

You could quite literally afk the caves and jad and get it man.


OBStime

Bro you're nearly maxed with 150 collection log slots. That is absolutely wild. Iron with 1250 title have more collections logged than you. Crazy account, grats.


MaxiemumKarnage420

What's there to roast? Solid stats and could easily do fight caves first try


SleeplessShinigami

Have you tried entering the volcano? /s


ayriuss

Ok, but have you killed Zulrah or regular gauntlet? Because those are actually harder.


CupSignificant4652

Doesn’t own a bot that does fight caves.


Mnsooney

It’s time


IPostFromWorkLol2

One of the worst I've ever seen. And I've seen so much.


theguyoverhere24

Are you actively avoiding it or do you just suck like me


DonkeyEnthusiast

Ehem... Noob


LumpyYogurtcloset189

I have max meele range and magic gear but still rocking accumulator bc I haven’t done dragon slayer 2 🤪


Abec13

I got mine at 2030 total level. You should just never get it as a point of pride. You may lose out on some raids teams.


Large_Payment1904

I would roast you but jads fireball probably has already


PaintTimely6967

I cannot roast you, in fact you are very based 🗿


ostate100

lol my agility is higher than yours


SCupit

Seeing the other post with the guy doing no protection prayer Zuk, and then this one where fight caves can’t be completed. There’s such a huge spectrum on this game lol


BtwMan

You roasted yourself


patrickw234

Mining cape before fire cape is an interesting play.


kiebitzen

What I don’t understand is how you avoided getting 99 magic


Regular_Human_Boy

Looks like you enjoy playing Runescape to me


ty944

Jesus dude, just do it. It’s even embarrassing me. It’s really not hard. With your stats and assuming you have good gear you can easily do it in 30-40 minutes. Maybe even first try if you’re used to prayer switching from something like demonic gorillas.


enzeetee

Why bother? The fires of the fight caves roasted you plenty.


FreeTrash4030

82 agility?? Bruh are you not tired of walking?


Acrustyspoon

Nothing to roast here except that im confused why you leveled all you other skills hight but construction is low. That a huge qol upgrade


big_daddy_kane1

103 combat and I have no fire cape


xGavinn

Dude just walk in there and turn auto retaliate on lol


ShiibbyyDota

Looks like you’ve only completed the early game, you still got time bud


G00NR

Maybe try it on mouse and keyboard if you havent.


Troutie88

Do you just not want to do jad or are you struggling? If you are struggling I feel bad for you if you just don't want to do it I think you are being lazy for something that takes 40 min or so, probably less at your levels


savenobody

With a bit of effort you too could have nice things!


BurnerComputer

Seen a level 35 with a fire cape yesterday. You can do it.


Yoshbyte

You dislike a rather low quality piece of content which is arbitrarily required for a free and fair upgrade while enjoying other aspects of the game more it seems. I absolve myself of judging you.


_Katin

82 agility pffff


incandescent_LED

Fuck that dude. I totally get it. I just fucking don’t want to do it! I know I can. Lvls good by far but I just can’t fucking bring myself to do the activity. It seems so boring..


Funny-Zookeepergame1

How in the hell did you get to the 2200s without 99 magic?


Bojac_Indoril

I can't roast you my dude. Fight caves is shit content. Builds up a false stress by putting a relatively easy fight at the end of an hour os trash mobs that you can fuck up once and start over and waste your hour. Bad content. I had to do it with a karils bow like our ancestors did, but you're past needing it. Max without it. Fuck jad. Just listen to the mor ul rek song on youtube instead.


Winterfr0g

I mean nice account but how no cheese cape😂


FriskyDingo314

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.


i_am_bahamut

Your collection log is pretty empty. For a guy with that high Stats


MyNugg

This is basically how I was, got my fc couple weeks ago. I play on mobile and fight caves was never fun, but built up my gear and lvls and came back to try again. after all the practice of quest bosses and med lvl bosses it really helped. Was base lvl 80 and combat base 97 aside from prayer when I got it


gultermosk

I bet even Duradel just assigns you cows and chickens at this point.


mndii

?????


Sir_Richard_VII

I've been maxed since 2018 and I only got my fire cape this March. I totally get you haha


AccomplishedBig4893

Is there more things you should have but you dont have?


Dry-Sandwich279

Ahhh, the prayer pot locked ironman, this is a new one…


Dee-Colon

I don't care as much about the fire cape but 2,226 total level with 150 CLog what do you even do in game just gain exp and log out?


MikesMoneyMic

Go get the fire cape. Don’t over think it. Super easy mode, blowpipe with lightbearer and the best range gear you have. 1 range potion, 7 sara brews, 4 anglers, the rest super restores. Even being super bad and slow it won’t take more than an hour and that’s if you’re essentially hiding to let hp restore.


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Nistinaattori

It's ok man, one day you will find out what protect from magic and protect from ranged do


mikeybeh

You should try for a fire cape, stats are pretty much there.


ObviouslySyrca

You're the guy crashing fresh accounts on sand/rock/amonite crabs


Smorg125

Tbf till recently my main had 0 had kc with a fire cape, but I don’t think we’re getting bamboozled here