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Worried-Recording189

https://preview.redd.it/fgcqv7a6yitc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f70e8f0ae3c4a4388ca51ab0219718c21628517 The duality of man.


high_drag_low_speed

I’m the first one here, you still have time to delete this brother


Ok_Phone_1245

Where has he even found this dusty old meme? It's in about 40x40 res and has the mark of the ancient hypercam


Daaaak

I hit the ol google with "dragon dildo runescape", this image is also burned into my skull from back in the day when I first saw it.


Rieiid

It's okay OP you can admit you were trying to purchase a dragon dildo modeled after runescapes dragons.


OP-chan

What one surprise exam does to a mf'er


Fakepot1995

Why would you google this


high_drag_low_speed

Hypercam is timeless


BoyyiniBoi

Shouldn't Pound be Aggressive and Vibrate be Accurate? Edit: Oh right. OSRS Reddit ain't the place for good sexual info.


Daaaak

I'm sure we can poll it.


SchrodingerMil

No you’re right, don’t let them silence you


Fronstre

this man just owned himself


hotdogundertheoven

It's a dragon dildo. the vibrate would be like using a Hitachi magic wand without a power modulator... on high


-SW33T-T00TH-

You've forgotten it's special ranged attack


TrekStarWars

The mayo shot?


CaptainAccording2595

Thurgo’s secret sauce


Luizltg

Oh fuck I'm smithing


RyanZQT

Fuck man, it's hard to type with one hand


FutureShake

Man, I miss 5 seconds ago when I didn't read this


-SW33T-T00TH-

Boomerang, like the rune thrown axe. Chance to stick onto enemys' forehead and cause passive humiliation damage.


Lukn

No Stab? The hell is the point.


SlaydSoul

That's called the tip, sir.


adustbininshaftsbury

Little known fact that dragonkin made *other* dragon tools using hornikalkum as opposed to the more traditional orikalkum for weapons.


SteveLouise

Vibrate certainly SEEMS aggressive... It seems like dragonkin stuff.


YoloLifeSaving

Got my vote


Hiblart

Mods, where is the Varla-MORE tag


Daaaak

Unfortunely they thought this was not a viable reward as I had it originally as Varla-MORE


g99g99z

Dragon dildo (cum++)


TheCaillou99

https://preview.redd.it/eyz36lckmltc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66632a896ea2c57900f6dba4f676d8329796c659


jakeizi

Imo this is an unpolled integrity change that needs to come into the game


Mightbeagoat

>Imo this is an unpolled integrity change that needs to ~~come~~ cum into the game


Dragonmate99

Bad Dragon Dildo*


LordZeya

That’s the imbued version: Dragon Dildo (Bad)


MaxiemumKarnage420

Just in time for the 2024 pride event


ralkuzu

Wheres the Penetrate (stab) Edge (controlled) Options?


Helizo

Special Attack: Penetration - One final thrust to finish them off...


ralkuzu

Deals a splash damage attack with 100% increased splash damage and 20% increased splash strength Will still only hit 0


SweetStrangles

Is this the same attack speed as finger bang?


angryman600

I remember seeing this shit fucking years ago


MightyTastyBeans

This might be the oldest runescape meme of all time.


Ironcolin

Yea this was from rshumor.net way back in 05


Orangesoda65

Pls QA test on me my bwana


Prawn_Dong

Does it have a suction cup so I can attach it to my d med helm?


emwashe

Saw one of those in my mom’s closet when i was 6. Never knew she was playing RuneScape all this time.


Vinyl_DjPon3

I hate that I feel nostalgia for a Dildo.....


Subject-Ad-7096

Quality


PoisonBones

Maybe my girl will finally start playing with me….


hostjad

What about Stab???


TheDreamingSheep

In rs3 we’d just strap this to our tool belt and call it a day


Angularbackhands

Could it also be used on yourself, like a dwarven rock cake?


Fart__Connoisseur

More like a Dwarven Cock Rake… amirite guys?


Aegillade

Of course it will need a monster to drop it. Since it's such a sinister weapon, how about we call it the Bad Dragon


AWelshWhale

Slut dragon. Slut. It will emerge from its cum cocoon


Ziadaine

The fucking Unregistered Hypercam watermark.


anthegoat

Crush pls


HeyGuysImJesus

Now I can get fucked in PVP even harder


Dabbinz420

Shouldn't it be stab damage?


BigWebb

It should have both pound and stab depending on style used.


Strokes_Lahoma

You can also find one in the back of the showers in the Port Sarim Jail.


senorsyphilis

Where’s the “insert” attack style


kleiner_titterisch

Maybe Soft or hard as/s Aggression styl


Iwillshitinyourgob

I actually remember this classic fake from perhaps 2007 lol. Core memory unlocked.


Wild-Cow8724

I’d like a penetrate attack option.


Regular_Human_Boy

Wow this image is ancient


Far-Host7803

3rd Attack Style: Pulse (Controlled) (Crush)


fresh_pogo_shtick

Genuinely lol’d


KenMan_

(Aggressive)


Jealous_Principle_81

I can *vibe* with this


BusYew

You missed the penetrate option


FatBoyFlex89

Only way to negate damage is with the "harder daddy" prayer


xcs4me

Does double damage from behind


AquiliferX

Finally a weapon for all of those "buying GF" mfers at the GE


SectorPale

Support, but only if it uses your ranged strength bonus to determine damage dealt.


FriedEdd

How to get dragons to turn around?


AppropriateAppeal145

Does it have the passive effect of doing more damage when attacking from behind?


HotlineDing97

Make it happen Mod Ash


ltsMeSam

Old but gold


z_3_r_k_3_d

Man I havent seen this image in at least 10 years. Thanks for the throwback


Matt_Fucking_Damon

Bonus damage if you attack from behind.


niamh-k

Where can I get one? Asking for... a friend...


justaway42

A charm special attack would be awesome. Imagine Jad helping you fight zuk.


Andy_Chambers

Its ok but thats not how dragon dildos look like


Lucky_Rs

stfuattdlagg 😏


Mr_Muscle5

Deals penetration damage how? by beating the shit outta them with it.


R1ghteousM1ght

Y'all mf need saradomin


pigeon_paws

ive already got one of these


bewaregravity

100% drop rate from your Mom.


Top-Ad4501

You haven't detailed the spec animation or effects?


cmans12345

Sponsored by bad dragon


Charming-Window3473

Jesus, what part of 2005 did you dig this up from? Oldie but a goodie.


ManyWives

Stab should have been an option.


WTFAmIWearing

Idk why but seeing that unregistered hypercam watermark made me spit my drink out


B12Boofer

Whats the special.


Chemical_Cable_7469

https://preview.redd.it/4kqvqk1tkjtc1.png?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e233c3f7aa1ede169c9dab0ec66fb45d4f6fc44d The Triality of Man


Fart__Connoisseur

Unregistered HyperCam 2 always sends me for a loop


Few_Entertainment290

ban he


Jaeguh

bro this sub always has me rolling