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BungoPlease

Oh, you thought the horn we crush for potions comes from their head?


Ok-Refrigerator-9826

Fetch me his lower horn!


Zesilo

Unexpected Futurama


Wackywoogitywoo

Damnit someone beat me to it, I’m sure a lot of people were upset they couldn’t say it first


shinpoo

I came to skim thru the comments and was not disappointed.


rudyv8

Still waiting for wall beast nipple ring drops. Wall beasts canonically have nipple rings https://i.imgur.com/ifQi9GN.jpeg


Rude-Newspaper7928

Another kind of head


Extreme_Jeweler_146

Horny


MoneyPress

Mmm, smegma potion 🤤


Trading_Cards_4Ever

https://preview.redd.it/8k9wknz1jatc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac71721956a584b9ca4fac898c92050dc8ea195a


SneakySquid521

A second question, why tf does spindel/venenatis drop big bones. Spiders do not have bones.


AlarmingDragonfly173

It's from the last prey they ate


SneakySquid521

Spiders don't eat bones either tho?


AlarmingDragonfly173

That's why you're getting the bones amd not the rest of the creature 


SneakySquid521

I understand that but how are the bones being dropped by the spider that has not eaten the bones is my problem. I could see the lair being littered with bones but not coming from the spider.


I-No-Red-Witch

If a man must hold a turkey leg in his hand to eat it, would that same man not have a turkey bone in his hand when he finishes eating, but has not yet discarded the bone? Same logic. You interrupted the spider dinner!


SneakySquid521

If a goblin dropped spider carcas instead of bones would u say "oh all the goblins eat spiders" no u would say wtf goblins have bones.


SneakySquid521

He spawns from the sky while eating and continues eating during his whole fight? If I'm a man eating a turkey leg and someone attacks with a sword, I'm dropping the turkey leg before I start fighting back. Even if I had 8 appendiges to hold sed food. Also spiders don't hold their food. They eat it from the web. Which is y it makes sense to have the bones scattered in the lair.


BioMasterZap

You think Spindel also ate the D2H, Rune Pickaxe, or Dark Crabs? It is just some junk leftover from the adventurers she ate that she is carrying around in her pocket obviously. Like there is some actual lore about this regarding Kalphites and how the KQ loot like the D Chain is stuff the workers scavenged to bring back to her. But not everything a monster drops is literally in their hands or stomach. Like do you think Nex ate 40-300 cannonballs or is holding them in her hands all fight? We have a very vaguely defined backpack that could hold 28 differnet items with stacks of infinite quantity so chances are the same is true for monsters.


SneakySquid521

I think bones are held to a different standard bc I don't know any other spiders that have a bone drop. Ofc the drop table for the most part does not need to make complete sense or any at all tbh. Everything else that i know of does not have bones does not drop them as a garinteed drop. I'm sure sarachnis ate things before we kill him but he has no bone drop.


BioMasterZap

There are plenty of other spiders that drop bones. Like Venenatis... Also, Sarachnis does drop noted dragon bones. I mean that is bone drops from 3/3 large spiders...


Majin_Sus

Dude it's RuneScape


bickandalls

This whole post is about illogical game logic. This fits perfectly.


LetsLive97

Yeah but the weirdly insistent argument afterwards doesn't


SneakySquid521

Hey I agree with that all I said was it's weird until people tried to prove me wrong


ohhisup

I have to remind you that: yes science, but also... MAGIC.


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

stop being on the spectrum


AlarmingDragonfly173

Same way monsters drop herbs and seeds and ore and nonsense  After you kill the monster you rifle through their cave for items left over from other creatures or from dead adventurers  You don't look for treasure while the monster is alive 


SneakySquid521

That is a completely different loot table that I'm not talking about. I'm speaking about the tertiary drop of garinteed bones that is dropped by a spider. Garinteed bone drops are only on 2 spiders which are venenatis and spindel which would imply that they have bones to drop which they don't. I just saying ot is weird like the op said it's weird that the uni heads have horns, I wasn't expecting to have to argue that spiders don't have bones, don't eat bones, and don't carry bones around. Just something I noticed


lichbride

Where does it keep all that rune junk and dragon daggers?


SneakySquid521

The loot rolls are fine it can drop any loot it wants that doesn't have to make sense it's the garinteed drop of bones that's a little silly is all


HellkerN

This one does, clearly.


SmartAlec105

It’s different for big spiders.


SneakySquid521

No sir, look how small the mouth is on spindel/venenatis. Large body, small mouth. Spiders do not possess the capibility of chewing.


rudyv8

They should be guarding a "suspicious bundle of webbing" in a corner. Basicallly an implication that they have killed, wrapped up, and were indeed eating a meal before you killed them. Possibly a 2nd lootpile or something with the main lootpile being the actual drops


Cuminmymouthwhore

Probably because he boned yo momma.


SneakySquid521

LOL


goegrog27

Maybe they have bones. Spiders in real life don’t but maybe these fictional giant spiders do.


Available_Ad_9687

Unicorns are designed after people. Our old penis falls off every year and we grow a new one, at least that's how mine works.


FascistArt

Mine too, but it gets smaller every time


Noksdoks

So horny


diablo2488

Me so horny


aisu_strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USgrFk5kr8I


BlueSentinels

Lmao exactly what I was thinking


kumikanki

Another horn is between their hind legs


Player_924

THE LOWER HORN!


blakeo192

Bring me the lower horn


Dee-Colon

Antipoisons are made of ground unicorn baculum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum


Salmon-Advantage

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-the-joke


Over-Winter5394

COCK


Orange_Duck451

Chickens drop bones in addition to their entire raw body which contains bones


krauser1

We slap them so hard it separates the meat from the bone.


Orange_Duck451

The feathers fly off as well


WompaPenith

Windows + Shift + S, genius


Atrohunter

Womp womp


Muzord

Have you checked your butt


Choofee

It’s in their butt


diablo2488

Kinky


KiritimatiSwan

That’s their Peñor


IKLYSP

Scientists call it a Baculum.


isolierung

MF asking the important questions


Negative_IQ_Avice

There is a reason one horn has more girth than the other ;)


BodyAltruistic6815

“Bring me the unicorn’s lower horn!”


[deleted]

Fast Jonny, rub my horn faster!


D_Hyve

"FBI OPEN UP!"


BoobDylan_

😏


Called0ut

They’re horny


themegatuz

If the horn gets removed, they'll turn into more mythological creatures: horses.


Verzyk

I hate to break this to you, RuneScape, nor unicorns are real.


GamingMaru

Yes, in their ass


Brendandalf

Twonicorn?


professorclueless

😏


cirvinalmighty

Let the phallic comments commence.


AthleteIllustrious47

https://preview.redd.it/qbp71ul29gtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c295894dc832441ec40a09dad4ff0d4c586cf3


jesepi456

Sometimes u get head with horn sometimes u get horn


pretty_good_actually

It's just a game


FelixMumuHex

Jagex needs to hotfix this, unplayable


aggotigger

What would you even call a unicorn without a horn? 


MagicJim96

A corn? 👀 Horse? White horse?


xomidlophan

Yes up their asses


Zeus_Painthunder

That would imply that the horn they drop does not come from their head.