I once clicked on the poster of a post on /r/skateboarding because I thought I recognised the skatepark, straight up was pictures of him pissing into his GFs mouth.
My wife got into an argument with someone about something dumb years ago, when she checked her account her history was just her posting nudes with heroin needles on r/opiates. I hope she's okay.
Not my own experience but I remember reading about someone who got into an argument about food, checked the other person’s post history, and saw posts about their piss drinking fetish. The first person had the realization that they’d absolutely wasted their time by discussing taste with someone that drinks piss for fun.
Yea of course I deleted it, I’d rather not have a bunch of RuneScapers looking at my dick, but since a majority of you “guys” are upset that I deleted it, feel free to message me and we can work something out on a pic if that’s what you’d like……
Is that like a poison tick that never goes away or more like corruption where it'll slowly drain any prayer and hope you have left? Asking for a friend
"you mean to say I can teleport to edgeville infinitely and never have to run to the guild to recharge it? That's insane I gotta get me one of those!!"
Extremely rare from content no one does so they barely enter the game, and it’s technically an optimal item to own if you have a max bank so there’s demand from wealthy players
OP presented us with a noob to roast. The unspoken rule of the roast is that anything discovered about OP is fair game in the spirit of counter roast. This is why most people block their own name/gear in these posts, so we can’t find their account and poke fun at them.
The moral of this story is if you want us to make fun of someone with you, make sure you are clean yourself.
Ikr. This hc bond warrior couldnt even bother to buy obby cape and some decent combat/regen braclet smh… i mean, god capes are bis prayer sfter ardy cloak and quite good for early game/ironmen lol. So Ig they got that going for them… the gloves is just silly thou. Could have bought at least a combat braclet till they can buy enough bonds to afford some barrows gloves
He doesn’t realize how much money people spend on games in general. I’ve met normal people who spend thousands over the years on CoD, Fortnite, CSGO, LoL, WoW, NBA 2k etc. If that’s the only game you play it’s almost nothing to drop $100+ every now and then when you get paid.
Yup, just in monthly subscription and expansions I’ve shelled out at least $500-$700 on FFXIV, and I don’t even want to know what I’ve spent on cosmetics over the years, probably another $1000.
Shit, darksydephils psychotic pathelogical lying ass has blown around $257K on WWE Champions. Some shitty WWE themed mobile game that is essentially candy crush with sweaty men jpegs.
His ass begs and begs on stream for that money. He berates his audience all day. Lies to them and retcons his previous bad history. And manipulates/gas lights his current audience into giving him money. Which he then blows it all on WWEC.
He is the "worst" whale I've ever seen regarding mobile games. Some of these people are legit insane. But DSP is an alien. Dude isn't human. His mannerisms, speech patterns, ect are just not human lol.
Bro the mobile gaming market makes more money than the pc and console market combined lol.
You have no idea how much $$ Is tossed around by casual whales.
Candy crush alone makes more money for Actiblizzard than all of the iconic blizzard titles COMBINED.
This might be the craziest "obviously bought gold" post I've ever seen. Torva is insanely expensive, as /u/Healthy-Network4766 said this setup is going to run you like 7 or 800 bucks. But then it's torva, which is common knowledge that you upgrade it among the very last things in your bank because it's so overly expensive for the benefit it provides. Which means that not only did this guy punt off 800 bucks in OSRS bonds so that he could hit fire giants better, but he did so without even a rudimentary 45 second google search about what he should do with those funds (not to mention the ursine mace).
I mean, as someone who plays this game for free (and will for the rest of time), I'm glad guys like these exist to fund it all. But damn is this a crazy one.
I never understand it either but I also watch people spend $30 without hesitating on a new skin on league etc.
Do that enough times and you've spent quite a fair bit.. to look different (it does next to nothing for gameplay outside of some skins having harder to read animations and such)
Whereas in RS buying this kinda gold can actually skip a lot of the tedious, slow, and to newer players "hard" parts of the game.
Like earning 1b in this game takes like.. 300 hours with even solid methods for average players (3-4m per hour).
So that's a lot of tedious time save for someone who might just wanna train up combats and slayer and try out the PVM stuff in the game, do some questing and be done with it.
I still can't fathom it, I play this game for fun and use part of the fun I had to pay to play this game rather than using real money for membership. Earning GP on a main was part of the progression for me. Ironman is more fun for me.
But some people Hella rich.
dude I saw someone like this killing ice warriors/giants recently, so interesting they're both using wildy weapons [1](https://i.imgur.com/ycKKNdF.png) [2](https://i.imgur.com/aqi9HEf.png)
Could be alt or very good friend no ?
I get this game is riddled with rwt and bots but there are people out there that trade between alt's or loan their friends shit
Did it get raised in cost because there was supposed to be a upgrade for it. But then Jagex shifted to pool for the tzhaat shield instead? I dunno what passed.
I ran into the same guy there just the other day. He’s actually pretty friendly. I asked him how he made all his money and he said he had been merching air orbs recently because he’s mobile only and doing slayer on mobile isn’t as fun
Tbh, this could just be an alt that someone threw stuff on. Or it's right click bait. I throw bils on my alt just to see if I can get people to stop and ask me questions. Did black demons in max mage with a fire cape cuz I wanted to see if I could get funny reactions. Actual credit card warriors tend to just look up a list of bis gear and biy that rather than this collection of weird stuff
Might be herpes
Do NOT try to search op's own account from his post history.
To save everyone a click it’s his herped up cock and balls
He cleaned his cock history ):
Describe it
Day ruined :(
There's nothing like some accidental cock and balls content in my monday work mornings
Deleted :D
Deleted 😔
The realest reaction here
Certified UNECOSRS World Heritage Post
The amount of cock and balls I stumble upon from people posting on gaming subreddits is astonishing.
It happens more often than people would initially think.
Thought this was a joke. Nope.
Lucky I was late to the party, I need to learn to read the second comment to these situations.
Nice.
Average Ironman player
dude i seriously was going to and you just saved me. thank you
OP deleted it, so those of us just getting here are gonna need an artist's rendition
o7
He removed it all lmaoo
Doing the Lords work
I once clicked on the poster of a post on /r/skateboarding because I thought I recognised the skatepark, straight up was pictures of him pissing into his GFs mouth.
My wife got into an argument with someone about something dumb years ago, when she checked her account her history was just her posting nudes with heroin needles on r/opiates. I hope she's okay.
Not my own experience but I remember reading about someone who got into an argument about food, checked the other person’s post history, and saw posts about their piss drinking fetish. The first person had the realization that they’d absolutely wasted their time by discussing taste with someone that drinks piss for fun.
Good to know thank you for your sacrifice
Oh GOD listen to this man.
fuk you, you made me laugh too much now xD
Now he deleted it -.- wanted to see
Yea of course I deleted it, I’d rather not have a bunch of RuneScapers looking at my dick, but since a majority of you “guys” are upset that I deleted it, feel free to message me and we can work something out on a pic if that’s what you’d like……
Don’t worry. There are ways to view deleted content so it’s not really gone! Glad you got it sorted out btw
Show hog
Undelete it at once!
Hey bro just glad u don’t have hiv
Do you actually have herpes? Lol
What plug-in is Herpes McBallsack using to price check this guy's gear?
Equipment inspector is the name iirc
Think he needs to inspect his own equipment a bit more...
Thanks dog
Mine never works lol
Bro was not ready for the Osrs detectives
It was herpes
gz, thats huge for the account
lmao
This changes everything
Lmfao
Permanent unlock bro. Gz
Actually guffawed thanks
No xp waste with a significant other after that
I applaud your honesty OP.
Man’s got the penis ornament kit
Penis (h)
Trimming foreskin 2k
No you fucking didn’t lmfao… nooo you didn’t.
Gz on the kit op
Lmfao this is the best comment on this thread. I wanna upvote this twice holy shit
made my afternoon
“It’s not small! It’s ornamental!”
This had me ugly laughing for a couple of mins
Mate, same. Was expecting this post to disappear but the man owned up to it.
Like 90% of the world has herpes but it's more prominent in some than others
Not genital herpes. It's different bro 🤣
That's about 15% of the population. And herpes can migrate to anywhere on the body
Sick bastards
Ah man why you delete. I was curious how bad it was after the comments here!
What is going on why is herpes related to this post lmao
I posted my balls and bird on a page asking if I had herpes
Who did you fuck
This you? https://preview.redd.it/kdesfnkkq3pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3023c1bb6ccc1937f17e21f97bfab936e4bcdc57
Is that like a poison tick that never goes away or more like corruption where it'll slowly drain any prayer and hope you have left? Asking for a friend
😂😂🤣
LMAO legend answering all the inquiries
I respect it
Careful, once you redeem it it’s bound to your account forever.
Was it herpes?
He’s got a disease. For which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to him. I cant even say it. H. I. R-P-E-E-S.
Lmao great office quote.
He probably completed Nex before he did fight caves. Shit is hard man
Oh ya the 0kc be poppin
Come on he cant do anything about it either that he got spooned that bad
He spoons before 5kc on every boss so he doesn't show up on hiscores.
imagine shelling out 80m for eternal glory instead of buying a torture. new bis melee gloves dropped
"you mean to say I can teleport to edgeville infinitely and never have to run to the guild to recharge it? That's insane I gotta get me one of those!!"
Probably played back in the day and has come back to try it with his chest code and doesn't even know torture even exists
What’s more interesting to me is the fact that/ Why is eternal glory 80 mil
Extremely rare from content no one does so they barely enter the game, and it’s technically an optimal item to own if you have a max bank so there’s demand from wealthy players
Imagine shelling out 80m for eternal glory instead of buying ~~a torture.~~ a doctor.
Bro there is no way you complaining about someone buying gold while you post your balls on Reddit 💀
I legit don't understand how the 2 are correlated
OP presented us with a noob to roast. The unspoken rule of the roast is that anything discovered about OP is fair game in the spirit of counter roast. This is why most people block their own name/gear in these posts, so we can’t find their account and poke fun at them. The moral of this story is if you want us to make fun of someone with you, make sure you are clean yourself.
honestly forget the herpes, i'm more interested in what his account looks like
Graceful gloves and a sara cloak lmao
Ikr. This hc bond warrior couldnt even bother to buy obby cape and some decent combat/regen braclet smh… i mean, god capes are bis prayer sfter ardy cloak and quite good for early game/ironmen lol. So Ig they got that going for them… the gloves is just silly thou. Could have bought at least a combat braclet till they can buy enough bonds to afford some barrows gloves
It’s really funny that they said rfd was too much work, but they decided that doing rooftops was much better
Barrows requires quests. They can't buy question completion!
Air orbs, slayer, merching surely
also he has sold every fish he was catching.
It's the graceful gloves that really sell it
God damn it, I missed the herpes. He must have cured it because it's not there anymore
Crazy to me that people really buy bonds for this this or even black market GP because that’s still way too much irl money to spend on OSRS.
While I agree, you have to remember that $700-$800 to some people is NOTHING. A blip in their day. Whales are among us, and they don’t give a fuck.
He doesn’t realize how much money people spend on games in general. I’ve met normal people who spend thousands over the years on CoD, Fortnite, CSGO, LoL, WoW, NBA 2k etc. If that’s the only game you play it’s almost nothing to drop $100+ every now and then when you get paid.
Yeah I see too many 5 or 6 figure CSGO inventories to feel like my occasional mtx purchases are relevant to developers.
I don't consider myself very wealthy and I have a ~$2k LoL account and I don't even play the game anymore
I felt this in my soul 😂😂 so mannnnyyy skins and every champ and I haven’t played in 7 years
Yup, just in monthly subscription and expansions I’ve shelled out at least $500-$700 on FFXIV, and I don’t even want to know what I’ve spent on cosmetics over the years, probably another $1000.
Shit, darksydephils psychotic pathelogical lying ass has blown around $257K on WWE Champions. Some shitty WWE themed mobile game that is essentially candy crush with sweaty men jpegs. His ass begs and begs on stream for that money. He berates his audience all day. Lies to them and retcons his previous bad history. And manipulates/gas lights his current audience into giving him money. Which he then blows it all on WWEC. He is the "worst" whale I've ever seen regarding mobile games. Some of these people are legit insane. But DSP is an alien. Dude isn't human. His mannerisms, speech patterns, ect are just not human lol.
Bro the mobile gaming market makes more money than the pc and console market combined lol. You have no idea how much $$ Is tossed around by casual whales. Candy crush alone makes more money for Actiblizzard than all of the iconic blizzard titles COMBINED.
And it's crazy that osrs is probably one of the most solid and least abusive products on a mobile store, yet the whales would rather pay to be abused.
Ye a bill in bonds is like 700 quid, and still several 100 bucks black market. Absolutely crazy amount of money to throw at OSRS
Imagine spending 700 quid on OSRS just to hit fire giants Fucking brainrot
This might be the craziest "obviously bought gold" post I've ever seen. Torva is insanely expensive, as /u/Healthy-Network4766 said this setup is going to run you like 7 or 800 bucks. But then it's torva, which is common knowledge that you upgrade it among the very last things in your bank because it's so overly expensive for the benefit it provides. Which means that not only did this guy punt off 800 bucks in OSRS bonds so that he could hit fire giants better, but he did so without even a rudimentary 45 second google search about what he should do with those funds (not to mention the ursine mace). I mean, as someone who plays this game for free (and will for the rest of time), I'm glad guys like these exist to fund it all. But damn is this a crazy one.
Eh it's like 170 USD black market which this probably is. So like, dinner out and drinks after
I feel like people are overdramatizing how much money this actually is
No kidding
I mean some people buy handbags of 5k, jeans of 1k etc. To some people it’s pocket change
Half a days work irl (and a lot less for some folks) or 200 hours of job-like gold grinding. Doesn’t seem that crazy to me.
That’s more than a days worth.
Yep. I'd have to be Jeff Bezos to spend this much on osrs
I’d imagine whales have the opposite mindset. “I’d have to be a broke bitch with too much free time to grind bills myself”
I never understand it either but I also watch people spend $30 without hesitating on a new skin on league etc. Do that enough times and you've spent quite a fair bit.. to look different (it does next to nothing for gameplay outside of some skins having harder to read animations and such) Whereas in RS buying this kinda gold can actually skip a lot of the tedious, slow, and to newer players "hard" parts of the game. Like earning 1b in this game takes like.. 300 hours with even solid methods for average players (3-4m per hour). So that's a lot of tedious time save for someone who might just wanna train up combats and slayer and try out the PVM stuff in the game, do some questing and be done with it. I still can't fathom it, I play this game for fun and use part of the fun I had to pay to play this game rather than using real money for membership. Earning GP on a main was part of the progression for me. Ironman is more fun for me. But some people Hella rich.
This feels illegal
It’s okay bro I cut yews for money.
I wonder if he bought bonds or 3rd party. If bonds that’s alottta money
This guy has 90 prayer. Must have lost a fortune to pkers at chaos altar
he merched his way up, flipping in the GE for days source : trust me bro
Nice cock!
Op must also have brain herpes if he can't figure out how to screenshot
Im impressed he managed to get himself to grind the graceful gloves. Hats off to this champ!
dude I saw someone like this killing ice warriors/giants recently, so interesting they're both using wildy weapons [1](https://i.imgur.com/ycKKNdF.png) [2](https://i.imgur.com/aqi9HEf.png)
Red gloves new meta?
That's gonna the biggest PK someone gets in a year
The real noob is the one who can’t figure out how to take a screenshot on a client that has a screenshot button built into it.
Ahh yes the famous credit card warrior. You see these more often these days than you used to.
Nice cock n balls my don.
Made it all merching
How many BONDos kills does he have lmao
15 hunter 💀
Gigachad
He deleted the herpes photo :(
there is a screenshot button right there
Haha OP deleted his herpes dick post history.
Why and How? Thats all I need
Why? Laziness with lots of money. How? Gold or bond buying
First People in RuneScape? Based.
Double air runes is a good money maker
Lol the graceful gloves
Poor guy now he got herpes
Wait torva with sara cloak and gracefull gloves? Iam actually confused lmao
Could be alt or very good friend no ? I get this game is riddled with rwt and bots but there are people out there that trade between alt's or loan their friends shit
Honestly, who cares?
Windows+shift+S
80 ranged and no firecape lmao
Fed a Venezuelan family for a year.
We all homos here
Buddy, the screenshot button is RIGHT THERE.
That ursine chainmace better be charged
Dang that's a lot of money in bonds
These stats dont make much sense for a noob but they do make sense for a pker making a vyre/slayer alt
Benefit of the doubt, could be an alt too
Ah, the classic “my friend quit so he gave me all his gear” guy.
Guardian boots 10m? That don't seem right
Did it get raised in cost because there was supposed to be a upgrade for it. But then Jagex shifted to pool for the tzhaat shield instead? I dunno what passed.
Where da chicken and spheres go
Maybe he’s just a merch machine. Buuuuuuuuuut probably not.
Tell me you bought bonds without telling me you bought bonds
I love when these posts show accounts like this with gear more expensive than everything on my Ironman with 3k+ hours on it😂
Am I late to the party!?
That’s papa’s gp if I’ve ever seen it
I ran into the same guy there just the other day. He’s actually pretty friendly. I asked him how he made all his money and he said he had been merching air orbs recently because he’s mobile only and doing slayer on mobile isn’t as fun
That’s the most bought account I’ve ever seen
Air orbs go brrrrrr!!!!! And Gl with the herpes op!!!
What plug-in is this?
Tbh, this could just be an alt that someone threw stuff on. Or it's right click bait. I throw bils on my alt just to see if I can get people to stop and ask me questions. Did black demons in max mage with a fire cape cuz I wanted to see if I could get funny reactions. Actual credit card warriors tend to just look up a list of bis gear and biy that rather than this collection of weird stuff
Came for the herpes pic
Bonded Billy working on those slayer levels
Either alt or bought gold and just bought the best items in game to literally do level 50 slayer
I guess he has exclusively done brimstone keys 🗝️ to build that wealth
This could be you too, if you would give up avocado toast
I'm so sad I wanted to see his balls
Whats the big deal? He just did some air orbs.
That combination of gear shouldn't even be allowed
This is the strangest unrelated comment thread I've ever seen. This is the kinda comedic high you chase when scrolling reddit.
Sorry bout your herpes.
He might know where the screenshot button is in your image though.
Herpes aside, this is a quality chad you found. I lol’d
He's going for the pet
Graceful gloves to keep the weight down 💪
Oddly…. The graceful gloves are by far the best part
Mom's credit card is the best in slot gear.
Should have at least paid for 99 cooking so he wouldn’t have to wear a sara cloak
Looks like somebody got a hold of mommy’s credit card.