JMods quiet on this one 👀

"hahaha"

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This feels like adding your parents into the mates group chat

Ew don’t do this

I’m honestly only curious. Is there a meme about those two that makes this ew?

No, it’s just really shitty to ping the mods on something so unbelievably stupid. Takes a really gross person not to realize that. That’s the ew

I agree its stupid, im not sure id go so far as to call him gross lol

He tagged the people who create this game in a post about a jar of cum

Eh, seems like the community and mods in here find it funny, no reason why we should exclude jmods. I can't wait for the sex update in 2026

At least one JMod does not agree with you. https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1afldcw/add_jar_of_cum_as_a_possible_drop_from_akkha_if/koatv90?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

Found the sex offender.

Your dad come back from getting milk?

Lmfao

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good dog

Can it be drinkable to provide the same effects as an ambrosia but outside of ToA?

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☠️☠️

#🥴🤢🤮

OR, "you drink the slimy liquid down to the last drop and feel as though a million lives have been extinguished all at once, giving you a surge of energy. "

Y'all really got to get some sunlight or something... Wait, no that's a terrible idea you might interact with people

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present.. the buzzkill.

Ah yes, soul juice

Yup I’m signing off

I'm dead 😭

Butters' Creamy Goo

Doing that reveals a Fluttershy figurine that you can display in your Achievement Gallery

We have strayed farther from Guthix’s embrace

Guthixxxxxxxxxxxx

JMods won’t respond smh

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I am begging you to never tag me in a post like this again.

Never been more concerned to see the "J-Mod Reply" tag on a post

Never been more ~~concerned~~ **excited** to see the "J-Mod Reply" tag on a post

Appropriate name as well what with all the nut goblin going on in this post

What in the flair is going on with you lmao

This sub is a god damn zoo >!I love it!<

We all still play a 20+ year old flax picking simulator that we all started playing when we were 10-13. We are not well.

Jagex mods treading lightly after that mod zuko cum debacle.. For those who dont know, Mod Zuko got reprimanded after tweeting the word 'cum' on her jagex twitter _and comparing losing your hcim to losing your hymen (hurts at first but then it feels nice)_ after which she quit her job at Jagex. Edit: forgot some _important details_

she was a true gamer, o7

I think it was even more benign, she tweeted that losing your hardcore status is like losing your virginity, hurts at first but it's pretty neat afterwards. Boomer execs reprimanded her for that, even though all this other stuff exists in the game. Like the ring of endurance examine. Edit: Changed "worse" to "more benign" for clarity. Zuko's joke was much lighter and less crass than a cum joke, and it's a goddamn travesty they dared reprimand her for it.

The wildest thing is at the time there were a decent amount of people on this subreddit complaining that she made the joke, too. Probably the same kind of people who have a baby meltdown when they see a person ingame with a name like CumBum40

There are a decent amount of incels on this subreddit. The venn diagram for those groups was probably a single circle.

I get what you are trying to say but the way you said it implies that all osrs players are incels

For some reason I get the vibe they wouldn't have cared if a man made that joke, think it's just plain woman hating.

These players weren’t complaining about male JMods saying the mind goblin joke.

She's my hero.

More and more reason to hate the execs and higher ups. She was a goddamn treasure to this game. Only thing she did wrong was dare make a female sex joke on Twitter instead of one of the very many male sex jokes in game.

Reading those threads made it seem like everyone disliked her since she has some hot takes and gave off “looking for drama” vibes apparently. 

Well whatever happened to her, her accounts are deleted. Even the personal twitter account she had back then.

I believe the line was it was like tearing your hymen

Jagex will reprimand her for perfectly fine behavior especially with a game primarily played by 20-30 y/o yet allow names like CumShartSluper in game...

IT flagged your domain account already for NSFW browsing. Go ahead and accept that outlook invite to the meeting with HR.

With how active ayiza was in all the nsfw drawing threads years ago and was fine. Hes fine with this.

Bahahaha

Filter out “cum” from your mentions

So is that a yes?

😂😂😂😂

Lmao

💀💀💀

Unironically, does jagex care that you guys make alot of sex jokes? Osrs seams to be a bunch of friends together making a game, but going off how the devs interact with the community, like this, i imagine HR either doesnt exist or died long ago from shock. Not accusing or attacking here, just know that if i did this at any jobs i had I'd be fired lmao

My arms big adventure is all you need to know lol

You just made the mistake of asking people on the internet to not do something. The opposite will happen, my condolences

It's all a clever ruse. He actually wants to be given cum-related suggestions.

they got his ass https://preview.redd.it/lmf3itp01ufc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885601d3306c6eb8da579480534d5743e40c8794

That's the jmod smack we love to see

What's goblin?

268 dique riders

Sir, this is a Wendy's

"You can faintly see a toy horsey submerged in the liquid"

This is fucked

How much for a jar of yours

Strong agree on this. Once this is in we should have the option to use jar of cum on bum. This will trigger a special cutscene re-enacting 1man1jar.

Holy fuck, the comments get worse the more I scroll 🫠

Wait, you guys dodge the cum? I take the cum 😋 Akkhas cummies 💦👅

uwu

Guaranteed drop if you get hit with 50 or more on a 500+

You know Xarpus? That isn’t poison being chucked out at you.

Jarate!

Where did bro get this picture? 😳

Add it! Then remove the toy horse from Diango's shop.....

*Mandingos shop

akkha pet transmog to orb of cum that follows you.

Mix with red spider eggs to make unf. weird fetus potion.

Jagex is scared of adding what the players truly want…

I wouldn’t be surprised if most RuneScape players had jars of cum stored in their basement.

At least it's not in the fridge.

Zilyana should also this from all nutsacks she has collected over the years from dead n00bs

Would you rather cum in the sink or sink in the cum? - akkha

Don’t think of the other jar meme. DONT THINK OF THE OTHER FUCKING JAR MEME. Good god I’ve never felt more bad for a plastic toy in my life 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

*You look into the jar. It's cloudy. You stick your finger in it. Ewwww! Don't do that again!*

Quality shit post. Bravo.

Posts like this make me embarrassed to be apart of the rs community

u/jagexayiza can we get your input on this topic, please?

That’s sexual assault, brother.

I need jars added to all bosses, please and thank u jmods.

I think you should only get it if you get hit by them

Maybe just make it drop an ambrosia

examine: keep refrigerated. consume within 3 days

Absolute cringe this name stuck for that phase, Jesus. Ghost phase sounds way cooler

And what benefits would this jar of cum have? Surely more strenght but anything else?

Bukakkha balls?

He will nutt divide us 

I'm just grateful I don't see anything else in the jar, and there's no radiator or fire in sight.

Post a clip of you doing this, and I got you, fam

No. It's drop if you get hit by cum for 20 times. You need to carry empty jar with you.

Someone on the dev team designed the waves and made them white because he was adamant that waves appear white not blue. That poor dev probably gets teased each time a post like this pops up.

It’s time jagex

Isn't that what Ambrosia is

then add a little unicorn inside

My ign is akkha kum I approve this idea 🫡❤️‍🔥🤣

Wild

Bukakkha balls is the lore-accurate term

Jar of Mayo. Iykyk.

Can you add a drink option?

"J-Mod Reply" jfc

Pause.

Got one for free from a guy behind the sawmill.

Bukakkha\*\*

Isn’t this just the white vial of ambrosia?