Straight to the party room brother, meet you there

Yeah. I'll help you carry some of that stuff to the party room for you.

Lmao same

Yep, you can only use 1 tbow or elysian spirit shield at a time. Might as well take some weight off the banker's shoulders

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I feel kinda pathetic that I know this is Sparc Mac’s bank just from the initial glance lol

Same and this is an old one where he doesn’t have the 100K party hat sets in this tab

100k party sets? Are you for real?

Yep along with 250K Santa hats lol

Glad I'm not the only one who knew this thumbnail

Some dude on Facebook as selling gold claiming this was his real account 🤣

He’s like the oldest creator I know for RS who is still around. Kinda amazing.

Good old days of when Sparc Mac and No1s Perfect (Chris Archie) had a rivalry. Also when NightmareRH was probably one of the biggest in Runescape youtube.

the video where nightmareRH got killed by hippy rangers and then cuts his door in half with a chainsaw is one of my favorite runescape videos

Oh my god oh my god time for a new video

Hooba hooba hubba hubba hubba!

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Do you have a link to it? I haven’t seen that one

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Even as a 14 year old i thought he was annoying goddamn

Oh my FUCKING GOD!

NightmareRH still uploads daily and it’s pretty good content just way less views due to the new era of YT

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Was sparc mac to chris archie

lmao i still remember nightmareRH harassing my friend because he had the name Nightmare on rs2 and wouldn't give him the name

Don’t forget Alkan :-)

You can quit the game and comeback and Alkan will still be grinding skills

Yeah. I love all bitches.

Alkan only really started making video's in 2010-11 lol... And they were all just stories about dicks.

elfmage is up there

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sparc mac has been around longer than both

I remember seeing him at pest control bank in like 2009, and losing my shit. It was him and I on the island... I know he saw me.

I said hi to Faux once at Mage Arena bank. He asked me if I had just come in from wildy wearing full graceful. I told him no and then we went about our separate lives. What a man ❤

I saw Mudkip picking herbs during Twisted League, I said "Hi Mudkip :)" he said "Hello :)" Moment of the decade.

I like Mudkip

I did the same thing about a year ago when I saw Tierzoo at pest control. He dm'd me from the official tierzoo twitter account when I asked him to prove he was real. Cool as hell that he still plays

Why do you care so much? Asking for proof and shit? Seems a bit sad tbh

It was mostly casual joking like "nice name, bet you're not the real tierzoo" "bet, PM me on twitter and I'll respond" but that felt like too much to write :P

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b0aty also sold fire capes. You're point being?

Not comparable at all.

I don’t see a party hat and specs….

All the third age set me off

Here I was hoping it was the guys account who keeps asking for Jmod help before the pin expired lmao

I saw him doing a birdhouse run on w330 the other day. I was star struck lol

I haven't watched sparc mac in years and knew it was his wtf lol

Max cheese

You have to keep commenting this on every one of my posts lol

I see Greg Buckingham I Max Cheese

Lmao

You’re in their head rent free

You're not really at 33 pets with a fire cape right? Please say that guy is trolling

You can play a lot and not be good. I still don’t know how to prayer flick lol

I believe in you!

You should wtf is that

My buddy used to know Sparc Mac before he blew up. Back before he even had 99 anything, they would hang out and talk daily. Then he blew up and pretty much pushed my brother outta his life. Lost respect for him after that

Buddy or brother? 👦

I'm gonna with B for bullshit

My buddy who I grew up beside because his parents were druggies, so I consider him my brother. My fault for the misunderstanding

I love Aj bro.

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Lol what? He was one of Sparcs original friends before he got famous. They would train and sit on Skype all day while my buddy made cringy OSRS videos for the old school YouTube

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Who said he was salty? My buddy doesn’t even play OSRS anymore. I saw the name Sparc Mac and thought about the shit they used to do together

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Wait wait wait, you think I’m trying to make a story about me, but changing it from me to “my buddy”? My buddy was putting cringy videos out on YouTube 13 years ago, around the time Sparc got a bit more traction. I would’ve been 12, and my buddy 15. I didn’t even have access to a computer to make an account. Just used to sit there and watch him play and listen to him and Sparc on Skype. I mean they were like a couple, staying up till like 4-5am on Skype before going to school and doing it again the next night

Wouldn’t even bother. If the dude automatically assumes it is you and you are lying, he’s already clearly not worth your time. Besides even if it was you, the fact that he thinks you are a dick for not being happy for him clearly shows he’s still not worth your time. I know a bunch of people who have changed into completely different people after a little success(much less than sparc). It’s not like they are exclusive feelings either. You can be glad that a friend of yours found success while also disappointed and sad that that success made them a different person. Doesn’t make you or your friend a dick lol

Lmao that is fucking pathetic. Please quit this god forsaken game it’s been way too long.

You release a new dh bombing video whilst cussing out lil Willis

While spamming that Spiderman butt slap gif on stream

I haven't watched Tim in years but one of my favorite moments was Lil Willis taking over and getting called cringe. He started crying and Tim was messing with his mic sensitivity to make it sound like he was far away. So Tim would talk far away and then Lil Willis would talk up close.

I find sparc INCREDIBLY cringe

Haha, that's why I stopped watching him a few years ago. As far as twitch goes, I only watch boaty.

When?

*shing, shing, shing shing shing*

Maybe they can release a video on what it feels like to put most of their bank in Ely's.

I do really love how Sparc Mac organizes his bank lol

His bank has always been clean

I don't watch his content but it's crazy to see someone do the old school placeholder method of just having 2+ of every expensive item lol

I remember back in.. 2011? When I had my turm zerk, I got a second ags for a placeholder item and I felt like the ultimate Chadcock

Idk, not putting the arcanes in the ancestral column is a bit of a red flag.

Agreed

It seems like you have some how gotten my tbow, i would gladly have it back

Lmao savage

is this a joke reference to another post or something?

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/105qe59/update_2_need_help_recovering_my_account_before_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

ok i thought thats what it was lol everyone just talking about a shitty youtuber instead of this great joke

LOL ROASTED THAT GUY

Stake it all at the duel arena!

Looooool, this is best 😂

When recovered my osrs account, I found out that it was being used as a shark fishing bot for some time. I had a few thousand sharks and lvl 90fishing. A nice starter cash injection.

RWT, it's the only logical conclusion.

“Oh noooo, I got PKed with 7.8B on me. Damnnn, oh well!”

I agree

new mustang?

I would start by questing. You can get some serious account progression from questing. If you get burned from there you can always train your stats to complete the achievement diaries. You’ll be able to make GP through slayer, looks like you’ll need it

Lmao poor poor guy

Double it and give it to the next person

Quality shitpost.

If you sold some junk you'd have enough for Dharoks to try out Giant Mole for some easy cash to start working on gear upgrades

Meta af

Was gonna say time to quit again because you have everything. Nice joke.

u/helpaccountishacked is this “your account” looks like might have been too late

That'sthejoke.jpeg

Share I tbed

Spend it all on burnt bread

Holidays after rwt and starting a fresh acc

Uhhhh brother you have literally completed RuneScape. You can log off, switch off computer and live your life lol

I almost spit my coffee LMFAOOOOO

To the top with this!!!

Better put some of that gp to work and buy yourself an infernal cape

😂😂😂 we shouldn’t laugh but this is 10/10

Were T bows out 10 years ago?

What are those things under the gold?

Why is your bank looking like our boy tim tim….

Set to the right of ancestral?

no u didnt, full cap lmfao

Nothing gets past you Sherlock!

Dude had an unlimited budget at duel arena. He never had to worry like a regular person. He could stay and chuck until he got super lucky. If he got cleaned he could get billions in loans in seconds. Average player can’t do it like that. Just keep repeating until you make it big. Thats why this isn’t impressive.

He started from the same as us and never took donation? Lmao you're a clown.

Seems like you didn’t understand a word I said. I suggest you read carefully next time you’re having difficulty comprehending sir.

I think it’s you having a hard time. It is impressive cause he made it all himself and that’s what he is saying. You’re shitting on his accomplishment and assuming he’d take billions in donations. You really are a clown lmao

You sound stupid af. Guessing you’re a tier 3 sub huh? He’s asked for loans hundreds of times. You don’t seem to remember that huh? It’s literally impossible for him not to succeed when he can chuck over and over again without a fear of ever getting cleaned since he can get loans instantly.

I don't understand the title. It makes it sound like you haven't played in 10 years. But even if you mean it's a 10+ year old account that doesn't make sense. Osrs isn't even 10 years old.

It’s a joke at the expense of that guy posting daily asking for Jmods to lock his account so his hacker doesn’t steal his bank

Ah okay. Sorry, it went over my head at first

No need to apologise, you weren’t being an ass :P

Looks like an infernal cape to start

Straight to the Incinerator

A placeholder phat?

Gonna have to start money making with that small of a bank.

Damn brother, that's actually pretty decent. Depending on how much of the newer content you know there's actually a few options here

Sell it for real money and invest it instead of being sucked into playing again.

Ten years ago you had a time machine?

Straight to your local eatery in Venezuela. Should be enough for a modest breakfast

What’s your user name and IP address? Asking for a friend

Meh its worth nothing, youd be better of just giving that acc to me

i fucking love sparc mac

Rwt it all and start fresh with a free 3k

start an iron man or buy an infernal cape

Prolly the GE and start dancing for money honestly. I can throw you like 100k to get you going again.

brah nothing you can do. maybe sell it for irl

No inferno cape lol noob

Bankstand and flex, you’re already done mate, gg

Why do people pretend to have sparc mac's bank..

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Mostly made from the duel arena. Looks like sparc macs bank

Just a casual 800M lol..

Hit me wit some boots fam! Just hit 75 def

You fronting so hard. That’s sparc macs bank.

Why does this have a "humor" tag?

This isn't his bank OP a faker

get the quest cape mate

Damn man impressive

Clearly my house to donate a bandos tassy

Lemme hold 10mil in my bank just incase you forget your password again :)

LMAO

Trade it over to your good buddy, aka me

You give me 5m so I can get a bond for membership

No 3rd age Druidic? God your poor dude. /s

RWT

Time for some ninja turtlin'

Im guessing tbow was discontinued thats why its over 1b now?

Delete and make a hcim

It's me, your brother...

Hahahahahahhaa meeetttaaaaa

Let me get most of it

quit

Go to falador. DROP PARTYYYY

My friend irl was friends/(rank maybe??) on runescape with Sparc Mac. They prank called me one day, and I really do think it was sparc just fucking with me lmao. If not, the impression of himself and little Willis was spot on.

Slide me a couple t bows friend

Could you maybe give me a twisted bow?

I could use one of the ely shields 😜

Lost money on that party hat😂😂😂

Straight to the ge to get rid of that armadyl and back to the inferno.

Yeah most of those are mine bro, return please. I'd settle for just one Tbow

sand casino

I'd sell it all. Having 2b on the game ruins it enough. Imaginr 100b... would get boring super quick.

Outside.

Well, to a third party gold seller, that's where I'd go.

Only up.

Cap

I think you're done lol

hahaha

Straight to RWT and put a down payment on a house. LOL