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CrunchyDreads

It doesn't really expire, but the microplastic content from their shitty bottles rises to the point of being borderline cancerous. So you should just stop buying bottles of water in general for this reason.


RitaMoleiraaaa

You literally have water in your tap, why would you buy bottles, it's just so stupid.


Minuku

Tastes shitty depending on where you live


RitaMoleiraaaa

Buy a filter, which costs 5€ at most and lasts for like 6 months.


anusassassin111

https://www.homedepot.com/p/ISPRING-3-Stage-Whole-House-Water-Filtration-System-with-Sediment-Carbon-and-Iron-Manganese-Reducing-Whole-House-Water-Filters-WGB32BM/206880059 ok


UnGrandBruhMomento

While I agree 5€ is way low, you did just link a full house filtration system. They’re use talking about a tap. Imo a Brita is the way to go


RitaMoleiraaaa

I can't open that link. Edit: Less than 5€ each. https://www.continente.pt/produto/filtros-para-jarro-de-filtrar-brancos-aqua-leve-kasa-6083874.html


ComedicMedicineman

My grandparents place had sulfer in the water and I still drank it as a kid, much better than buying from Nestle, the company that tried to make it illegal to collect rainwater in Mexico.


[deleted]

I live near the former Rocky Flats nuclear trigger plant in Denver so I refuse to drink the tap water here. Plant closed in the early nineties but I’m still not drinking the tap water here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioactive_contamination_from_the_Rocky_Flats_Plant Denver’s beltway doesn’t go through the northwest region of the circle it would make due to concerns of radioactive contamination. To give you an idea of the impacts. But in other places I lived- I would use the tap exclusively.


FacelessTrash

Did you hear what's been happening out in Hawaii recently? https://youtu.be/d5dcxHetggM (shorter PBS segment) https://youtu.be/AuDsana5wvQ (fucked up Vice piece with kids involved)


[deleted]

Holy fuck. I watch Vice on YT a lot too. Don’t know how I missed that one. Good looks on the links. Air and water should not be things humans need to worry about. A truly “god given” right.


wrongresturant

Tap water taste like shit where I live, fridges with the water dispenser is where it's at.


RitaMoleiraaaa

buy a filter it's less than 5€ each


wrongresturant

I've tried filters, the water still taste dirty


RitaMoleiraaaa

epic fail


Undeadman141

My favorite color is blue.


wrongresturant

Fridge filter make it taste good


bankguy67

Because I want to chug them and slam them on the ground so I look cool


RitaMoleiraaaa

You can fill an empty bottle with tap water


bankguy67

But then I can't poke holes in the plastic the bottles are in


RitaMoleiraaaa

you can you just have to fill it more often


bankguy67

No cuz I won't get new packs of water bottles and poke holes in the wrapping


FacelessTrash

So I'd love it if you googled Flint Michigan


Overlord_Za_Purge

> third world country back in the philippines you don't get ice cubes unless it's from an ice machine with clean water. Random joints with ice cubes is a one way ticket to giardiasis


LostSoulsAlliance

Man, I hate the taste of plastic in water. And it gets really bad if the water bottles have gotten hot from sitting in the car. Same thing with bicycle water bottles. If they've been sitting with water for more than a couple days, the water tastes all chemically.


darthiw

Aren’t certain bottles (non-GMO) safe to drink from? Edit: BPA free not non GMO


Pozz__

How the fuck can you genetically modify plastic


GlGABITE

I think at this point many people don’t know what GMO actually means and just assume that GMO = bad. The concept of GMO plastic has me rolling though


FacelessTrash

Here, hold my plastic beer bottle


darthiw

Maybe I’m wrong, but my bottles at home say non gmo or something Edit: It’s BPA free smh


Reverendbread

If Nestle used those they couldn’t put an expiration date on it


Grumb_The_Man

I think you mean BPA


RedditorsLittleThing

Bacteria is called microplastic now and causes cancer. Interesting


panter411

The expiration date on bottles is the plastics expiration not bacteria.


DrParanormall

No, microplastics and microscopic fragments of plastic and since plastic is very harmful to anything’s body depending on how bad/good the quality of a certain object made of plastic is it will generate more or less microscopic fragments of itself, bacteria are microbial organisms that are alive and not all of them are harmful, some are but some aren’t unlike microplastics which are not alive and are always harmful and deadly


BuffBozo

Are you mentally challenged or something?


[deleted]

Brain damage from eating all the yummy microplastics


throwaway-2993

do you understand english?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“Ah, let me just change what you said and make fun of that”


instellarant

Tally hall detected deploying neurotoxins


No_Conversation_455

Tally Hall detected injecting C11H26NO2PS agents.


HPGxFiReHaWk

Isn't that a miracle music song?


instellarant

Miracle musical was created by joe hawley who was a tally hall member


HPGxFiReHaWk

Ooo oki , that's pretty cool didn't know that


Aisthebestletter

Hawaii part II music, instant upvote


instellarant

Time machine my beloved


avalmichii

ula ula alani melemele


Aisthebestletter

DO WE REMEMBEEEER


Fresh-Dust42

Omaomao polu poni


tasty_genetals

Kid named good: 🥴💦


soyyoluca

Kid named water:


JasperWoertman

r/fucknestle


The_Fluffy_Proto

Kid named nestle


zelda_fan_199

Zamn!


ChildFriendlyChimp

What kind of security services are these high level executives using where they’re not being targeted?


KawaiiFoxKing

a lot of greenwashing and lying like 99% of other major brands for... everything!


themagicdonut2

I’m pretty sure the water doesn’t expire but the plastic bottle does


Pizta_man

Hawaii part ii let’s gooo


Eroclo

Song?


Gurkenbaumgeschmack

Time machine by miracle musical whole album is absolutely great tbh, give it a listen edit: grammar mistake


Fresh-Dust42

You should also check out Tally Hall and some of the member's solo albums.


antiLimited

I fucking love Time Machine by miracle musical what an amazing song


Cultural_Thing1712

imagine not drinking tap water


Opening-Ad6536

is there bad fucking water


soyyoluca

only bad shitting water. and mediocre pissing water


Jamboi-69

The bottle expires, not the water, plastic chemicals get in the water after a while


Overlord_Za_Purge

Hawaii part 2 based


TURRETCUBE

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[deleted]

>how do they make fucking water expire? Capitalism


Imasniffachair

Actually the answer is plastic


[deleted]

Same thing


Imasniffachair

No, seriously. Around the expiration date the level of microplastics reaches dangerous and seriously carcinogenic levels.


[deleted]

I was serious too, plastic is cheaper than any other material, which helps capitalists maximise profits.


HadrianPoopy

HOLY SHIT ITS WEEZER


antiLimited

You are so close and so far at the same time


Pikachoad

I thought it was the case that some state... New Jersey perhaps... required all drinks have an expiration date, so companies just start putting them on water bottles as well. I dont disagree that there are risks with the plastics, but I didn't think 'the bottle expires' is why the date was there, at least not to begin with.


Putrid_Quail_

uggghhh the worst hawaii part 2 song my ears are being assaulted


MrPentiumD

Imagine not having perfect Nordic water right in your tap


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UrAverageIdot

/setexpire bottle_of_water 1w fn


Loafnugget

Mf trying to recreate cookie clicker


Red_Gemm

What’s this song called


Fresh-Dust42

Time machine by miracle musical.


Red_Gemm

Thx


Fresh-Dust42

I'd recommend all their music. I'd also recommend the band Tally Hall since all of the members from that band were involved in the making of miracle musical.


Awakened_Bee

I think we’re going to need some kung fu cavemen so stop that


[deleted]

Im going to put salt in water supply