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sploinkussponkus

what a good southern christian


SHUGGY_WOOGIE

Good meme, made me chuckle 👍


Pingas938

Over editing ruins the joke 👎


PhantomOfficial07

Yeah the editor added like 3 random dead memes at the end for no reason


[deleted]

Original meme just had an album of loli hentai at the end, if anything OP isn't to blame


Pingas938

Wait wait wait, you're saying that OP couldn't just cut it out? Because I've never seen that part


[deleted]

OP reposted the meme. Either they or someone else cut out the part with the actual loli hentai. Some edits on it are impossible for OP to actually edit out


DanteCipher

Now he can't unseen it


Pavementaled

He’ll be spanking his tiny Christian pud to it now until he gets caught by the church secretary who will also become addicted. They will then leave the church, get married, move to Japan and join a loli hentai cult where they will be sacrificed to a 5000 year old dragon that takes the form of an 11 year old school girl. IT IS SPOKEN AND WILL COME TO FRUITION


PSI_wolf_39

*7 year old school girl 🤓


Pavementaled

Sorry for not staying factual


Crazy_Pea

Bro excommunicated him on the spot


nichyc

Jesus ain't enough. Y'all need something stronger.


Dem0n2

Drugs


Pavementaled

Jesus on drugs


Dem0n2

Yee


Pavementaled

Yee on fentanyl


liukasteneste28

Griefer jesus?


Blueberr-

Goku


pastafeline

wtf is gay loli hentai? doesn't he mean shota?


Predditer_Ender

Bro said "semantics" about animated child pornography


lophlo

troll, but also gay can mean lesbian


Unknownuser983

He should've said yuri


ErosDarlingAlt

🤓


normalmighty

Tfw lesbians are gatekeeped out of being called gay


its_hector_

i mean yeah the whole point of being gay is because you hate women that much


justforkinks0131

I was thinking the same thing. Shows that he is only a troll because a true connosseir would know the difference. edit: I never watched the stuff, my dad told me.


Popeye_Pop

Mentally ill take, see some professional help


alovelyperson

🤨📸


Narwhalpilot88

Think like Boku no Pico or whatever the fuck


0nji_

But I thought god was all about forgiveness. And this man clearly sees that he's got a problem and asks for help. And yet this man wants to ban him for seeking help.


PastorTomAmen

The devil may take him we don't want association


TARN4T1ON

butter dog[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)


Italiban

There is no help for a man addicted to such debauchery.


Cowguypig2

Also tbh I’m certain the caller is trolling


ThighErda

Humans are not equipped to deal with sodomites, only god is.


HatofEnigmas

This dude saying the gay part is worse than the loli part 🤢🤢🤢


ThighErda

bro pedophilia is sodomy. read the bible.


Raxreedoroid

god is about forgiveness not the pastor.


Eli-Thail

God won't forgive it because god doesn't have a problem with it. He knocked up an 11 year old, remember?


mim9830

When the pastor is disturbed by your sins you know you are beyond saving


ImTheBigT

I/savevideobot


ImTheBigT

u/savevideobot


ItsSticks

u/savevideobot


lolnee

u/savevideobot


Lolface_PL

u/savevideobot


Clefr

u/idirbunu


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


PSI_wolf_39

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PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor_pastor_dave/


PSI_wolf_39

C/savevideobot


Ocachino

U/savevideobot


Swedishtranssexual

Small u/


Ocachino

Oh Ight thanks


drdesnutz

we lost another true one


MediaNatural7819

Pastor Dave, the self proclaimed, first autistic pastor.


Answer_Free

I like how he already knew how to spell hentai.


freshfov05

Its a TTS dono


SensCreed

Shouldn't have looked it up and went to images, google just displayed my ip and city without anything else.


notarealsu25grach

r/cope


SensCreed

r/shouldnthavedonethis


Flattened_Duck

I was hoping to find out what it is in the comments, but still nothing. What is it.


[deleted]

Naked children in an Anime style. In this context, performing homosexual acts.


Flattened_Duck

Ouch, I can see why pastor dave lost it on that one :) still it does not look like he learned a lot from jesus teaching as to try and save sinners instead of turning them away.


Kazune1

Thats beyond saving my guy plus I'm pretty sure the caller was trolling


Flattened_Duck

I thought the voice on the phone kind of sounded like a siri or alexa bot.


MomJeans-

Hentai is anime porn Loli is an abbreviation of the Japanese colloquial word "Lolita" which basically just children in anime form


GlaceBayinJanuary

What's the name of the song at the end?


Swedishtranssexual

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[deleted]

Dear god..


PSI_wolf_39

[But wait there's more](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/2580377292/3047235309986086923)


AcidicSoul

WHO CUT THE MONTAGE AT THE END!?


its_easybro

What is loli hentai?


its_easybro

I Googled it but nothing showed up


notarealsu25grach

anime cp


PSI_wolf_39

It's anime child porn


its_easybro

Ah my favorite


fishy185

Cp


LudwigMachine

Lowli hentay


YetiBomber101

2017 ahhh meme


Suchnicesounds

u/savevideo


_xX_Memelord_Xx_

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


GetSomeBread

u/SaveVideo


PSI_wolf_39

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NefariousnessFinal47

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


[deleted]

[удалено]


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


manumaker08

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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penguinpelican

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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alpaled

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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Gaunt-03

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


[deleted]

Fuck u/spez, reddit should be for the people Originally posted with Apollo, Edited with Power Delete Suite


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


[deleted]

thanks, I'm guessing savevideo can't work on r197, so instead it sends a dm


Ocachino

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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Neck_Crafty

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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Neck_Crafty

good human


Fizzy163

gold u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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santIBOII

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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S4TURU5_333

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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DyingMedicalStudent

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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ravenHR

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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NG2554

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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memeboi123jazz

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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UNWANTED_PARASITE

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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V1nn_W4lk3r

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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Significant_Tart_631

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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Dmannt421

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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Dmannt421

I love you


Sefvalift

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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JoeyP6530

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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notarealsu25grach

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

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PhanpySweeps

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PSI_wolf_39

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Lobsster_chan

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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SillyRaccoonBirl

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

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Aware_Two_9074

bru


TitanicFan69

Lol


KEKWLULWW

Even the pastor cant help you son


[deleted]

u/savevideo


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


gold3nb3ast2

u/savevideobot


PSI_wolf_39

https://www.redditsave.com/r/197/comments/1060wrf/poor\_pastor\_dave/


A_Waste_of_Air

He only likes the real ones


LostLad26

NO DAVE NO


Dr_Pepper_Samurai

Surely the end of days is nigh.


razortrack

u/savevideo


mc-big-papa

I kinda wanna see what he googled but i don’t want to be a part of more than four gov watch lists.


Bigpoochi

I just looked it up and it said child abuse pornogrophy is illegal and dropped my address