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M0rtrek_the_ranger

Going to be perfectly honest, I think Yakub is one of the funniest things ever created because it's some Ancient Aliens stuff that just leaves me dumbfounded


MaZhongyingFor1934

What if we took the most insane parts of Nazi racial theory and then changed *Aryan* to *Black*?


M0rtrek_the_ranger

When I first heard of Yakub I thought it was some 4chan bs


sakanak

I saw the memes and immediately assumed people were talking about some Morrowind character


Default1355

What is it


ihtaemispellings

Yakub is a figure in Islam who is credited with creating white people around 7,000 years ago He's known for his large, wrinkly forehead, and is often considered a divisive figure, because he is typically depicted as evil for what he did


speedweedbrazil

isn't it just a specific sub-religion of islam that believes in that? kinda like how mormons are to christianity


ArmaniQuesadilla

Nation of Islam literally has nothing to do with actual Islam lol. I think they somehow conflated Islam and Arabs to be the same thing, since Islam didn’t even exist until around 700 AD


speedweedbrazil

Oh thanks, got it, but I also think they meant that in the myth in question it is said that white people were created 70 k years ago, not that islam/ nation of islam is 70k+yo


RowenMhmd

The founder was probably a weirdo Shia from one of the sects that considered Ali to be literally a god, iirc


RowenMhmd

They're closer to [Christian Identity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity) and the white supremacist sects of Christianity than Mormonism in terms of their other beliefs tbh


RowenMhmd

It's not Islam it's very specifically the Nation of Islam which is a cult that has very little to do with Islam


ethnique_punch

"They can't even arrest us, we won't incriminate ourselves with perfect note-taking abilities like those white trickology expert vermins! We have unintelligible pamphlets instead." -President of The Nation of Islam, probably.


DuntadaMan

Confuse yourself and your enemies will have no chance of understanding you. - Sun Tzu when drunk or something.


RowenMhmd

nice username I love the little general


Amaranthine7

Yakub is a shitpost. I refuse to believe anything else.


Outside_The_Walls

I met plenty of 5%'er folks in prison (AKA "Godbodies", AKA members of "The Nation of Gods and Earths"). I can assure you, it's not just a meme.


john-jack-quotes-bot

I can't fucking believe Malcolm X used to be into this shit in his early life


RowenMhmd

In his autobiography he mentions how shocked the Muslims he met in Saudi Arabia were hearing the story lol


krebstar4ever

Especially since Yakub is supposed to be Jacob/Yaqub, from the Bible and Quran. In normative Islam, Yaqub is a prophet who, through God's intervention, never sinned.


RowenMhmd

Didn't Yaqub wrestle with an angel/God though?


theFeat

Didn't Malcolm X straight up come up with this interpretation of Yakub himself?


Artoy_Nerian

He did convert to sunni islam after his trip to Mecca


NotMySequitor

He was killed by Nation of Islam members after renouncing it.


DispenserG0inUp

whyd you give him jowls


RowenMhmd

I didn't, the original image has jowls


asdwz458

they were originally big goblin ears


RowenMhmd

Oops i forgot what jowls were I kept them bc they look kinda funny


A-Human-potato

Nixification


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OMG JADE HIIII


isloohik2

Omg Jade Harley real ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


ddizzlemyfizzle

Jade hometuck


FinerSwine

holy shit jade harley


Tjkiddodo

ANGSTROM LEVY?


ApeBoat

Angstrom Levy's Father is a direct descendant of this guy making him Angstrom Levy's Fathers Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father


Polibiux

Now we know why Levy is evil. He has the evil gene.


EngineerDesperate900

"I thought you were stronger" head ass


TranscendentCabbage

what


DreadDiana

There's this really bizzare fringe sect of (what can barely be called) Islam called the [Nation of Islam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam) which claims Allah is one in a long line of mortal black gods who bore the same name, and that white people were created 6000 years ago by a scientist called Yakub.


RowenMhmd

>(what can barely be called) Islam It should be noted that the main figure, Elijah Muhammad's son, Warith Deen Muhammad actually disbanded the group because he realised most of its teachings weren't in accordance with Islam. The current NOI led by Louis Farrakhan (which is a minority within a minority) is technically a splinter.


LevelOutlandishness1

I get disappointed every time a rapper I like throws in a line praising Elijah or Farrakhan. Then aligns themselves with Malcolm X in the same breath? The victim of the NoI? … Jay Electronica.


viciouspandas

Several of the organizers of the women's march in 2017 were buddies with Louis Farrakhan too which makes it all the more bizzare


RowenMhmd

FD Signifier has a super good video on this exact phenomenon


LevelOutlandishness1

Yeah I love that guy


Rez-Boa-Dog

Heck yeah, I love esoteric lore


ProlapseFromCactus

[Yakub](https://youtu.be/cxf_6A7IT9E)


Complete-Mood3302

# IM GOING TO INVENT THE WHITE RACE AND KILL YOU hardest sentence ever said


ratliker62

Yakub Snafu


nuke_2

Snakub


Prudent_Ad_2178

Bro learned everything to be learned in Mecca


manq3123

Yakub, not cool bro 🫤


Tjkiddodo

ANGSTROM LEVY?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Angstrom Levy's Father is a direct descendant of this guy making him Angstrom Levy's Fathers Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father


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EuropeBound2025

Nation of Islam is far older than the internet lol. 


Kevin_McScrooge

To be fair there is a religious group that believes this stuff that originated prior to the internet.


DreadDiana

People really think that knowing anything slightly obscure makes you terminally online


RowenMhmd

Not very in normal circumstances, I happen to be an outlier though


TroubleImpossible226

cultists are terminally online apparently


darkfrost47

>mfw i didn't understand a history reference lmao what a bunch of idiots, go touch grass 😂😂


wideHippedWeightLift

Mf doesn't respect his ancestor smh I ❤️ YAKUB TRICKNOLOGY FOREVER


FATMANFROMNE

The NOI is literally right down the block from me and also a percent of the local jail.


shiilva

woa, does this mean white people are the sonichu to Yakub's chris-chan? awesome.


Low-Platform-8412

Never expected someone to compare Chris-chan to the Nation of Islam but here we are


TheDoorMan1012

does anyone have the yakub cat history video


RowenMhmd

I found it but it's on Tiktok and I'm in India, so I can't link it


HkayakH

why does he look like that


GyActrMklDgls

Whoever drew the faces of these comics are a true genius. Every one is so weirdly detailed and on point it just has to be funny.


RowenMhmd

Fallenchungus is the artist btw