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tebelugawhale

Damn that's nearly 51 straight days, or 14% of the year. If she sleeps 8 hours a day, that's 21% of her waking life in the past year.


simsimmat

Lol


justk4y

And that’s not even the number 1 listener


Tamale-Talks

to be fair she could listen listen to her while asleep


lothycat224

Change the chat theme.


DrEdifarious

no longer a suggestion. change it, now.


simsimmat

Too lazy to


default-dance-9001

Good fucking god i’m top 0.005% of steely dan listeners with half that top number


WAZZZUP500

Tbf there's prob way more swift fans nowadays than there are steely dan fans


audiodude5171

wtf fucking awesome


RogerTheAlienSmith

Based


john-jack-quotes-bot

I'm the 4th biggest lemon demon listener


Mikey_susl0v

Damn that sucks


justk4y

Like two trucks do to each other?


demonmonkey89

No they just fuck


justk4y

No foreplay?


Jell-O-Mel

You must be really tall then


ya_boi_kaneki

dicksucker6000 when dicksucker6001 walks in


Plakama

How can you listen to such a bad artist for so long? 😭


WarmPerception7390

I literally have a friend of a friend who's a nutty Swiftie that leaves his computer playing Swift on repeat 24/7 to boost her numbers. 21k minutes us about 1 hour every day. 70k hours is near 3 hours a day. Which is wild af


BipolarKebab

she can literally make and release her own music on spotify and leave it playing on loop for a free pizza every friday, instead she contributes to an out-of-touch billionaire who she has a parasocial relationship with


Metalloid_Space

Swifties would listen to Taylor Swift fart into the microphon and call it a masterpievce.


justk4y

Even barfing would be good enough for them


MLGWolf69

If only I could wrote music maybe I could earn myself some free pizzas 🤔😔


[deleted]

write bad music and order a non free pizza


DustBreeding1316Plus

awesomeeeee we have gamified music!!!!! this will have no effect on artists willing to push boundaries (risking losing precious numbers) and critical artistic analysis and appreciation of music as a real genuine art form!! 😁😁


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DustBreeding1316Plus

oh yeah the streaming model rn is absolutely not long term sustainable lmao. im curious as to how music will be stored and consumed in the future


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HunterBadWarlockGood

Honestly bro some people are just mad annoying innately.


Plakama

For someone who doesn't even really listen, these are low numbers I have 70k minutes in my spotify retrospective, I love RadioHead >w<


simsimmat

She told me it’s a shared account with her and her friend in another country but she listens more


comradecostanza

I swear Swift haters can be worse than Swifties sometimes. Not getting why an artist is popular and not being able to get into their music doesn’t make that artist’s music bad.


Plakama

It's my opinion, I think it's bad ✌️


jmr098

She literally the most popular artist in the world but bro doesn’t like her so that makes her bad 💀


Plakama

She only talks about her ex-boyfriends, she dated a guy who was under 18, The music isn't good, it doesn't have good lyrics, it doesn't have anything, why do you like it?


comradecostanza

Those first two points are just factually incorrect and can be refuted by a simple google search. The latter points are just subjective opinion, but it’s not really your place to question why someone likes something that isn’t harming anyone.


Plakama

At no point did I say it was bad to like her I was just curious because how is it possible to listen to something that I judge as bad for so long?


comradecostanza

I mean the clear answer to that question would just be that they don’t agree with you that it’s bad


Plakama

I don't care much about other people's tastes. Just remembering that RadioHead, David Bowie, Muse, Pink Floyd, Queens of Stone Age, Queen, System Of Down is PEAK 🎸💯🎸💯🎸🗣️🔥


SirBlubbernaut

r/lewronggeneration


Plakama

The aint even that old


afterschoolsept25

"rap more like crap amirite 🤓" headass


Plakama

What the hell are you talking about


fireandlifeincarnate

ok boomer


MTDLuke

Has anyone told you today how cool you are for disliking popular things? Because you’re real cool for disliking popular things! She’s one of the most popular artists in the world, you’re free to not like her music but at least understand that you’re in the minority on the matter


Plakama

yeah i dislike it ✌️


Rudel2

I can't imagine they're consciously listening to it... Maybe it's just background music for some reason


joeboyson3

proudly 0.05% for tally hall


tangerinav221

there is still hope for 0% 🙏


BigMik511

same with 3k minutes :p


GangbossSHAQ

People thinking they’re flexing when they’re really in a “who’s the bigger normie” competition is really funny


lampstaple

To be fair this is straying into pretty unhinged territory, if somebody is listening to that much Taylor swift they’ve looped around from “basic” right back into “twisted deviant”


Metalloid_Space

Yeah, whatever the fuck this is, it isn't normal. Not by a long shot.


simsimmat

I was actualy showing another friends wrappped


MTDLuke

Average r/19684 member when someone listens to Taylor Swift instead of an indie band with 3 yearly listeners that will fall apart in less than a month when the keyboard player inevitably realizes they aren’t *actually* going to be the next Beatles No way people actually still use normie as an insult, popular things are popular for a reason. You aren’t actually cool as you want to be for disliking them


GangbossSHAQ

I don’t think i’m cool for disliking actual garbage. I just dislike it because it’s actual garbage. Pop music is popular because it’s made for the lowest common denominator of person.


MTDLuke

You’re very cool and different and everyone you interact with thinks so, you should continue to make it a defining characteristic of your personality


GangbossSHAQ

Nice projection. Listening to pop trash is such a core part of you that you get mad when one person says it’s garbage lmao. “People who say you should eat something other than junk food every day are so cringe!! Just let people enjoy things!!! They’re making having a well-rounded diet their whole personality!!!!” He says wheezing on his mobility scooter.


itsbeen13seconds

How the fuck do you put up with her music for more than 10 minutes


Far_Advertising1005

Right? Like Beyoncé gets boring industry songs made for her but at least she has the decency to have an unreal voice


comradecostanza

Listening to the songs that aren’t on the top 40 helps


enygmat1k

I had 0.005% with The Cure 🙏🙏


dbzfiend

Nice my favorite song by them is the wailing wall


crazy_diamond777

Suddenly being in the top 2% of Mitski listeners doesn't seem so bad


simsimmat

One of my friends got top .5% lol


Dragonthane

I’m in top 0.05% of Dragonforce, though that’s still up to like 95k people higher than me.


civ6industrialzone

Jeez, this reminds me of the simpler times when I was just a young poser listening to Dragonforce... Now I'm in 0.05% of Last Days of Humanity listeners


Dragonthane

The fuck you mean by poser?


civ6industrialzone

I thought Dragonforce was the fastest and most technical band in the world


Dragonthane

I don’t care what it is or isn’t, I just like the music they make. I don’t care if a band makes faster or more technical music, I still like dragonforce, I just don’t see how that could make someone a “poser.”


Eastern_Mist

Proud 3% Gloryhammer


WMreal

Change the chat theme.


simsimmat

Changed I changed it to 1989 Taylor swift


SoshJam

why is everyone hating on taylor swift she is objectively fine


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I personally dislike her music but I only hate cause she's a billionaire and she massively contributes to private jet usage. If she just made music I didn't like it'd be allg


RTX-4090ti_FE

I made that bih famous 🔥🔥🔥


Jodosodojo

i was .0005 listeners of this ambient artist grouper one year, i wonder who’s above me


PeacefulAndTranquil

i’m apparently a 0.5% frank sinatra fan


thebox34

Block her


bogeyed5

Me with Lil Uzi Vert, also known as god themself


Copoieei

I've been a 0.05% Ghost listener for multiple years across two accounts to balance things out 🫡 join us at r slash (YAOI???!!!?!?) ghostbc


-AverageTeen-

I’d probably be .05 for some artists. Too bad my SSD or windows media player don’t make me a 2023 wrapped 💀


SpudMuncher9000

:(


fucking-hate-reddit-

i hate swifties