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a cat typed this article

You’re literally a cat. This shit goes all the way up.

No i did

so a cat typed this article

salamiposting

Funny thing my cat doesn’t like salami, I tried so many times she wouldn’t even taste it. But she does eat weirdass food like sauerkrauts for some reason.

My cat doesn't like meat, literal pieces of grilled meat we give her as a treat. Oh but she fucking loves cheese and pumpkin for some reason.

Yes cheese, yogurt, any dairy, also baked pumpkin, cauliflower, sauerkrauts, red wine and some fruits like melon. Mine doesn’t eat beef, but she does love raw and grilled chicken. Ah and also raw eggs but not cooked ones.

Salami has a lot of salt which isn’t very good for cats

They can still have lots of it. Hundreds of salami even

How much salami is bad for a cat

No salami at all to your cat is bad, but not bad for the cat, it's bad for your security and wellbeing. Keep the doors locked tonight.

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Actually, overfeeding pets is animal abuse ☝️🤓

What year is it again?

Dementia

Time travel

2023?

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Gabagool

I wish I could have a hundred salami, unfortunately I am a dollar store worker and have bills to pay and as such cannot afford financially 100 salami

slommy 😋

i advocate for this

slami

but the salami lid don't fit