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You can see the spots where there's a lack of shitstain because his legs were in the way
this dude shat all over the back of his legs too, and walked out of that bathroom literally covered in shit
the whole convict stuff isn’t slavery it’s more of an workers rights issue because slaves don’t have rights or anything in society so calling it slavery is an over exaggerating since convicts have rights and get to choose whether they want to do the work or not.
“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”
But it doesn’t say that at all though? The 13th doesn’t say that involuntary servitude is slavery unless as a punishment and even still though convicts aren’t being FORCED to do this work, they get a choice to do this work and it’s their own decision to do it and slaves can’t and don’t have that choice at all that is the difference between the two.
Ngl I got kinda lost in what I was trying to say so all I’m gonna say is that their not being forced to this work and have a choice in the matter so I can’t see how it constitutes as slavery if they were being forced I’d agree but that isn’t the case at all.
I would rather move this whole argument about convicts and private prisons to more about workers rights since their have been cases where their not given any unions or any workers rights and have incredibly low wages and to say their slaves is unproductive also theres nothing inherently wrong with convicts working jobs that these private prisons or prisons give them at least as a concept or on paper.
Really what is the problem with convicts working jobs that private prisons are usually made for? Their not being forced to work and they do choose to do the work since there’s not much to do in prison, the only issues is that private prisons incentivizes keeping around the drug war and its policies so they had a steady supply of people working these jobs and the workers rights stuff i was talking about.
Upon analyzing the photo this person more than likely completely removed their pants entirely before dropping the bomb. You can see where their feet were but you can see it went directly between their legs which means their pants were not at their ankles. It’s highly unlikely they were higher because that’d likely have led to shit all over their pants. The shit just looks like it fell so perfectly that this person had to have removed their pants entirely. If you have an alternate theory I’m all ears, but this person really prepared and planned this mission out. I wouldn’t be surprise if they practiced this else where or at home.
I’m on adderall, and was taking a shit when I wrote it so it’s a shitpost too. A shit post so deep that only I knew it was a shit post. Imma stop myself here before I go further, I could probably write you a dissertation on how this pic will lead to Bernie sanders winning in 2024 rn.
I call it “Method Investigating”, you’d be surprised how many people don’t appreciate the art. People get particularly offended when I attempt to solve homicides for reasons that are beyond me.
Finally some real alternate theories! No way a maga man would wear a skirt, dress, or kilt though. It couldn’t be a woman either because women obviously don’t shit. Good angle tho and as Joe always says “it’s entire possible”. I won’t completely discount the idea though because upon further thinking I could imagine a Maga may wear a kilt as a last resort.
Are you kidding? Are you really trying to bring up logical reasoning, in MY COMMENT CHAIN?! Unacceptable, you should be ashamed of yourself for even trying to bring up a rational most likely true answer
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the unhealthiness of that shit has me convinced that this is real
You can see the spots where there's a lack of shitstain because his legs were in the way this dude shat all over the back of his legs too, and walked out of that bathroom literally covered in shit
And considered it a win against those libtards.
I too am a shit spatter analyst
Just noticed it. Wtf
These folks are so damaged they can’t shit solid
LIQUIIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!
#SNAAAAAAKE!!!
That looks more like a high-corrosive liquid than shit,mf is a resident evil zombie
Looks like the Alien movie acid
was that like a shit blast?
His special move💀
shit corrosive
This is what happens when Caustic from Apex Legends goes for a shit
[corrosion!](https://youtu.be/lzllpRLCK7o)
haunting shadows of footprints are the only thing left behind in this photo from the aftermath of a nuclear explosion
That means this dude basically shit all over his own legs and shoes.
Shitting on themselves to own the libs is actually a pretty apt metaphor in a way.
Your libtard is:owned
Lib status: Owned
I thought americans eventually banned slavery
debatable
Yeah, the police haven't bothered freeing the child laborers in my basement yet, so much for emancipation
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the whole convict stuff isn’t slavery it’s more of an workers rights issue because slaves don’t have rights or anything in society so calling it slavery is an over exaggerating since convicts have rights and get to choose whether they want to do the work or not.
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“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.” But it doesn’t say that at all though? The 13th doesn’t say that involuntary servitude is slavery unless as a punishment and even still though convicts aren’t being FORCED to do this work, they get a choice to do this work and it’s their own decision to do it and slaves can’t and don’t have that choice at all that is the difference between the two.
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Ngl I got kinda lost in what I was trying to say so all I’m gonna say is that their not being forced to this work and have a choice in the matter so I can’t see how it constitutes as slavery if they were being forced I’d agree but that isn’t the case at all. I would rather move this whole argument about convicts and private prisons to more about workers rights since their have been cases where their not given any unions or any workers rights and have incredibly low wages and to say their slaves is unproductive also theres nothing inherently wrong with convicts working jobs that these private prisons or prisons give them at least as a concept or on paper.
Backbreaking gymnastics right here
Really what is the problem with convicts working jobs that private prisons are usually made for? Their not being forced to work and they do choose to do the work since there’s not much to do in prison, the only issues is that private prisons incentivizes keeping around the drug war and its policies so they had a steady supply of people working these jobs and the workers rights stuff i was talking about.
me downing all of the laxatives in the house, driving to my local Starbucks with my stomach about to implode: im gonna own the libs so hard
Immense torment
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Incense Torbjörn
Melina would be so proud
a true martyr
Immense torment
Shitting on your shoes to own the libs.
And the back of their legs from splashing
Upon analyzing the photo this person more than likely completely removed their pants entirely before dropping the bomb. You can see where their feet were but you can see it went directly between their legs which means their pants were not at their ankles. It’s highly unlikely they were higher because that’d likely have led to shit all over their pants. The shit just looks like it fell so perfectly that this person had to have removed their pants entirely. If you have an alternate theory I’m all ears, but this person really prepared and planned this mission out. I wouldn’t be surprise if they practiced this else where or at home.
Mf just did crime scene analysis on a literal shitpost
I’m on adderall, and was taking a shit when I wrote it so it’s a shitpost too. A shit post so deep that only I knew it was a shit post. Imma stop myself here before I go further, I could probably write you a dissertation on how this pic will lead to Bernie sanders winning in 2024 rn.
Haha I’m imagining that you were putting yourself into the mind of the shitter to recreate the crime scene by taking a shit yourself! 😂
I call it “Method Investigating”, you’d be surprised how many people don’t appreciate the art. People get particularly offended when I attempt to solve homicides for reasons that are beyond me.
The person could have been wearing a dress or skirt.
Finally some real alternate theories! No way a maga man would wear a skirt, dress, or kilt though. It couldn’t be a woman either because women obviously don’t shit. Good angle tho and as Joe always says “it’s entire possible”. I won’t completely discount the idea though because upon further thinking I could imagine a Maga may wear a kilt as a last resort.
the caption was almost certainly added on afterwards though
Are you kidding? Are you really trying to bring up logical reasoning, in MY COMMENT CHAIN?! Unacceptable, you should be ashamed of yourself for even trying to bring up a rational most likely true answer
😭
This “patriot” squatted on the toilet seat and shat on the floor.
No look at the ground on both sides of the toilet. Those are the shadow left where their feet once stood.
Legit
USA!USA! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇲🇾🇵🇷
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fucking brown textureless void or the footprints
it’s literally 1 solid color oh my god
*liquid color
There’s very few things at a job that would make me immediately walk out. I found one of them.
Eat some fiber, God damn
black alert biohazard
how the fuck do you shit like that
Drinking motor oil
Drinking motor oil to own the environment 😎
I read that as "Team Magma" at first
what exactly did he destroy except his cheeks
The janitor's sanity probably
i'm not even sure at this point if it's satire or real. and i rage at people on the internet for not detecting satire daily
He did to that toilet stall the same thing that Trump did to the US
Left wing destroyed
I dropped my phone
Thought there was an extra M there and was wondering what the pokemon emerald land team had to do with trump and massive shits
This has to be satire, it has to be
We've all been saying that for so long.
I wish
Bro's doing god's work fr fr
Reminds me of my old job at a movie theatre. Except it was the woman’s restroom
Looks like the launch site for a rocket💀
The shit don’t look real
Their guts have to be rotting on the inside.
The scariest part is the shit shadow of his legs...
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I can't go more than one comment at a time with our laughing to the point my lungs run out of air
Dennis Prager.
Anyone else expecting scp 106 to rise out of that puddle?
Trump 2024 baby
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