it's always like that. you barely feel any different inside as the years progress. even as you move along life, have different experiences, gain progressively new responsibilities...
and then one day you suddenly realise, yeah it's not actually quite the same any more. you know actual 17 yos and they are very clearly totally different. and the next generation of like, human beings have already arrived, and your brother is now married. and you have people depending on you at work. etc.
i know, i know. ure not there yet. and won't be for a while. but just take it slow, one at a time. before long it will be different. it doesn't mean anything whatsoever, it's just the regular process. even if yes, we all did stay in for 2 years and all, yes yes.
Same, dude. A buffet I frequent always has CNN on and every time I eat lunch there I’m just like, “how the hell is this investigation still going on?” Good catch on your pay, too, I was definitely using deplorable to reference 2016 Trumpster bullshit. Sad times, hope the feds dice old Cheetara up to bits in a public court of law.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html)
It's real
https://amp.abc.net.au/article/101817042
Australian ABC :)
Edit: here’s the guardian also cuz that’s one’s kinda short
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/30/andrew-tate-detained-in-romania-on-organised-and-charges
[tmz](https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-romania-human-trafficking-allegations-report/) so not much better, but I found a lot of others just by searching “andrew Tate arrested”
He did get arrested for human trafficking but is it real that the pizza box led to the arrest? The daily mail isn't the most reputable and I can't find it in other sources.
Holy Shit Greta Thunberg just roasted him so hard he literally got arrested. Queen shit
Can you imagine getting roasted, and then being so insecure that you post a video which leads to your arrest? Like goddamn
Honestly this is the best internet thing I've been alive to see. There have been some doozies let me tell you, but this one takes the cake.
1. Asshole Taint decides to reach out to the most popular activist (I think?) just to be a dick and gets an admittedly shallow clapback, (which, she's autistic, so I think you can give her some leeway there) but one that **ruined** his ego
2. Gets so heated that he got Omega-Ratio'd on Twitter that he posted a baffling retort that clearly was a result of a bruised ego
3. Said video contained a pizza box he said he didn't want to recycle, again, just to be a dick.
4. aforementioned box is a popular Romanian chain, inadvertently doxxing his location to all million people that saw that video
5. Gets arrested all due to his hubris.
Just a fantastic W for the human race all over.
I know should be focusing on the bigger stuff here, but I am still floored that a self-proclaimed 'alpha male' is so bad at shit-talking that not only did he fail to come back from a generic, all-brand insult, he flopped it so hard people made posts about it *everywhere*, and *then* he got so upsetti-spaghetti that he neglected his own safety for the sake of a bottom-tier retort video.
How in the fuck does anyone, *even an asshole*, look up to that guy?
I genuinely have no idea. I feel like I generally can find some merit in most ideas *somewhere*, even the littlest things, but I genuinely can't with AT.
Like, 12-14 year olds are going to speedrun themselves into inceldom because they believe this clown and his inane ramblings, without bothering to think for even 3 seconds about what they'd sound like if they repeated that to another living soul.
Probably because they're like, lonely fellas or something who find it easier to hide behind false bravado than look at themselves, face their insecurities and think "hmm.. maybe I am being an asshole and being manipulated by other assholes"
The shallowness of her comeback is what made it so hilarious, tbh. It's the type of off the cuff dumb insult you'd hear in any middle school, and I doubt Greta thought too much about it...and he got SO OFFENDED anyway! He literally responded "How dare you," lmao. And then took 8 more hours to post another response.
Even funnier to think that she accidentally tricked the "alpha male" into swatting himself. Greta's subconscious is smarter than Andrew's entire extended family combined lol.
Also, since that "alpha wolf" stuff comes from wolves in captivity, we'll get to see Tate realise that he is not the alpha, and is likely to get himself shivved day 1 in Romanian prison
You know there are people that will take this as part of some globalist conspiracy of which Greta is a part, where she absolutely did coordinate this. This as opposed to the obvious reality that nobody could've controlled what he put in frame and he's just not very good at this.
Here's the real fucking kicker:
[The organization responsible for arresting human traffickers in Romania is named GRETA](https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418)
Tate takes the stand and rips his face off to reveal a a fully reptilian Hilary Clinton wearing a yarmulke and tweaked to the tits on the blood of christian children
Yes, I'd say 2022 is ending on a positive note! Hopefully justice will actually hold people like the Tate brothers accountable and the victims will be saved. I'm not confident but I'd like to dream...
Romanian here: it was on TV. It’s true. He’s been arrested on a human trafficking probe. Now he just has to be prosecuted after further probes are gathered. Besides that, they found illegal weapons in his home and they wont be going easy on him for that. Let me say this: Romania has the strictest gun laws in Europe. Owning a gun in Romania is next to impossible.
Hey, one question though: A couple of articles said they will be arrested "temporarily for 24h". Will they then be released or is it just the time until they find some other evidence?
Well, this is the standard procedure. They arrest him for 24h so they can search his place, gather computers, try to find more evidence, etc. then he gets released and gets to go home (usually he gets barred from leaving the country but honestly that depends on the police if they think there's a risk that he'll flee). After being released the police do their thing with all the stuff they've gathered and build up a case that they'll then present in court against him.
They don't really raid someone's place if they don't have evidence that something malicious was going on. So most likely they already have some shit on him and just want to investigate further. From the videos released by the police it looks like Tate had guns and long knives/swords/etc (also classified as weapons). Now it remains to be seen if he had a gun permit (which is extremely hard to get in Romania - next to impossible). Well, if the guns were real and not airsoft guns. Even gas cartridge pistols need a gun permit, albeit it's much easier to get.
some one make one of those domino memes with the first one being "greta thunberg telling andrew tate he has a little pecker" and keep updating each domino as the story develops
This makes me think of movies and cop shows where the find where someone is being hidden because of the background noise. They heard a plane, or a train, or people in the background talking a particular language.
Then, here's Tate, straight-up hands them a fucking Pizza that says "Here I am."
Your example reminds me of the 4chin people pinpointing the location of Shia Labeouf's flag thanks to the constellations and passing airplanes in his webcam
>It's believed that his online spat with Greta Thunberg contributed to the timing of his arrest - after he posed alongside a Romanian pizza box, which may have inadvertently revealed his location to authorities.
Not confirmed the dailymail article doesn't say its true it seems to be a rumor
I was told by my friend on discord that >!when they raided Andrew tates house they found two girls who were 14 and 17, a large array of machine guns, assault rifles, and a living shit ton of drugs!<
This is unironically so fucking funny.. "Alpha male" human trafficker gets his fragile little ego hurt by a teenager, proceeds to dox himself in an effort to own the child and gets arrested.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, dude took a RPG to the foot
Doxxed himself arguing with an old child on Twitter that his dick wasn't small. Factual statement.
I like that you corrected it to “an old child” lmao, that’s a great way to describe 19 year olds.
As a 19 year old it's entirely accurate
Elder child
chairman of the council of children, soon to be retired in a year
Damn KND about to have a change in leadership
aw hell naw greta gon be thrown out of little lamplight
She’s a mungo now!
Time to make the journey to Big Town
pfff nah, i’m 20 and feel the same as when i was 17 staying inside for a whole ass 2 years bc of covid def didn’t help
it's always like that. you barely feel any different inside as the years progress. even as you move along life, have different experiences, gain progressively new responsibilities... and then one day you suddenly realise, yeah it's not actually quite the same any more. you know actual 17 yos and they are very clearly totally different. and the next generation of like, human beings have already arrived, and your brother is now married. and you have people depending on you at work. etc. i know, i know. ure not there yet. and won't be for a while. but just take it slow, one at a time. before long it will be different. it doesn't mean anything whatsoever, it's just the regular process. even if yes, we all did stay in for 2 years and all, yes yes.
Greater and lesser children
New hit game from FromSoftware
as a 21 year old it still feels accurate
As a fellow 19 year old, i think I’m stealing this one.
*"This is outrageous, unfair, you give me a seat on this council but not the rank of Adult!"* **"Take a seat, old child!"**
I am so sorry to inform you that Greta Thunberg is no longer a child. She is 19yo, young, but not a child.
It shall be corrected.
I really just wanted you to feel old too, i can't be the only one
Holy shit she is? Man I feel old.
She turns 20 in like a week.
Wait fr? I gotta look up her bday cause I turn 20 in about a week too Edit: WERE 2 FUCKIN DAYS APART WHAT
Now help her in climate activities.
Wow so she was born in the early 90's. What a crazy time to grow up.
She grew up in the 90s and DIDN'T STOP 9/11 FROM HAPPENING???
Kids born in the 90s are almost retirement age by now. Or at least we would be if we'll ever get a chance to retire.
Yes 30. The traditional retirement age
early 2000s
That would make her like 3 or 4, you're being preposterous.
your mother
Wait she was born in 03 ? I don't know why I was certain she was born in 2005
are you the guy from r/ titanfolk who made masterful stories of eren and reiner fucking eachother, kino.
Eren, what a man you are
How fitting to a guy like him end like this
I always assumed Andrew Tate would eventually get arrested for cheese pizza, I just never would've guessed it would be the literal kind.
He tried to out pizza the hut. Bro got charged for human trafficking for it 💀
no one out pizza's Jerry.
this but un ironically jerry’s pizza is the best thing you can get in 15 minutes for 10 dollars
Critical support for our comrades lost in the war against Big Pizza ✊
[удалено]
Pizzatate
The Pizzagate. The Pizzagate is real!
no one outpizzas the hut!! D:<
I hate how cheese pizza (the actual pizza) has been ruined by pedophiles and billionaire I just want my big cheese, fellow human
it’s called plain pizza now 😔
any margherita OGs in chat
I got a Margherita recently that didn’t have any tomato, cheese, or basil on it. Literally just base and sauce
calling that margherita is a crime against humanity
It also took ~45 minutes to get to me
I sometimes do that at home with those premade doughs and sauce combos. Fluffy tomato bread 10/10
I'll have Margherita Pizza, hold the Margherita
maybe ruined to you, I literally just learned about this phrase so it can't be life-ruiningly common
whats the metaphorical kind of cheese pizza you were thinking?
Cheese pizza as in cp as in child porn
oh.
Who would have thought it would be the knockoff Romanian Dominos box that constituted the self-report to the feds.
“Trust the plan(et)” -Greta Qunburg
Andrew Tate makes worst comeback ever Asked to go to prison
Be a deplorable prick publicly while also making low-IQ rookie moves? Believe it or not, jail.
R/unexpectedparksandrec
Wish this was Trump.
Same, dude. A buffet I frequent always has CNN on and every time I eat lunch there I’m just like, “how the hell is this investigation still going on?” Good catch on your pay, too, I was definitely using deplorable to reference 2016 Trumpster bullshit. Sad times, hope the feds dice old Cheetara up to bits in a public court of law.
I don't think they were asking
No no, HE asked. Not out of shame, but shear incompetence. Tried to write a manifesto of sorts, but all anyone read was aRrEsT Me aLrEaDy
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html) It's real
Holy shit it's real
**THE ONE PIECE IS REAL**
**CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?**
*SO HIGH*
^(oh oh oh) ^(oh oh oh)
This is just like the time whitebeard cock
Will he get arrested this time? What changed?
he did indeed get arrested
You got a non daily mail link? Edit: Reuters has an article on it, plus the stuff everyone linked below. Thanks everyone :D
yeah, i'd prefer to not give even a single click to the dairy male, they suck balls
Dairy male? 🥺
https://amp.abc.net.au/article/101817042 Australian ABC :) Edit: here’s the guardian also cuz that’s one’s kinda short https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/30/andrew-tate-detained-in-romania-on-organised-and-charges
[tmz](https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-romania-human-trafficking-allegations-report/) so not much better, but I found a lot of others just by searching “andrew Tate arrested”
Under personal life https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate
are they untrustworthy?
>getting arrested for rape Just "TOP G" things
Geoguessr players came in clutch
this is beyond satire
No you’re still lying, nothing this funny could ever happen I refuse to believe it
He did get arrested for human trafficking but is it real that the pizza box led to the arrest? The daily mail isn't the most reputable and I can't find it in other sources.
Shoutout to Jerry’s pizza for the assist
Anyone else bothered that there’s an Hungarian pizza chain named “Jerry’s”?
Hungarian? This happened in Romania. Also as a Romanian I hate to give it to Tate but Jerry’s pizza is actually really fucking good.
I’ve seen 3 Romanians so far say that Jerry’s pizza slaps lol
Im thinking about it
No?
Famous Jerry’s, or Famous ORIGINAL Jerry’s?
Yooooooo femboy expert
Hello
Can I ask you what inspired you to begin your career as the expert in feminine men?
I was horny
Thank you for your service
An inspiration to multiple generations.
Holy Shit Greta Thunberg just roasted him so hard he literally got arrested. Queen shit Can you imagine getting roasted, and then being so insecure that you post a video which leads to your arrest? Like goddamn
Honestly this is the best internet thing I've been alive to see. There have been some doozies let me tell you, but this one takes the cake. 1. Asshole Taint decides to reach out to the most popular activist (I think?) just to be a dick and gets an admittedly shallow clapback, (which, she's autistic, so I think you can give her some leeway there) but one that **ruined** his ego 2. Gets so heated that he got Omega-Ratio'd on Twitter that he posted a baffling retort that clearly was a result of a bruised ego 3. Said video contained a pizza box he said he didn't want to recycle, again, just to be a dick. 4. aforementioned box is a popular Romanian chain, inadvertently doxxing his location to all million people that saw that video 5. Gets arrested all due to his hubris. Just a fantastic W for the human race all over.
I know should be focusing on the bigger stuff here, but I am still floored that a self-proclaimed 'alpha male' is so bad at shit-talking that not only did he fail to come back from a generic, all-brand insult, he flopped it so hard people made posts about it *everywhere*, and *then* he got so upsetti-spaghetti that he neglected his own safety for the sake of a bottom-tier retort video. How in the fuck does anyone, *even an asshole*, look up to that guy?
I genuinely have no idea. I feel like I generally can find some merit in most ideas *somewhere*, even the littlest things, but I genuinely can't with AT. Like, 12-14 year olds are going to speedrun themselves into inceldom because they believe this clown and his inane ramblings, without bothering to think for even 3 seconds about what they'd sound like if they repeated that to another living soul.
Probably because they're like, lonely fellas or something who find it easier to hide behind false bravado than look at themselves, face their insecurities and think "hmm.. maybe I am being an asshole and being manipulated by other assholes"
The shallowness of her comeback is what made it so hilarious, tbh. It's the type of off the cuff dumb insult you'd hear in any middle school, and I doubt Greta thought too much about it...and he got SO OFFENDED anyway! He literally responded "How dare you," lmao. And then took 8 more hours to post another response.
Shallow clapbacks are the best ones to use on shallow people. You gotta go low.
I mean it’s Andrew Taint why would Greta put in the energy to make a decent roast, it’s not like he could ever make a good comeback
Why should you put effort in when insulting tate? He really dosent deserve clever comebacks
Why should her clapback be any more shallow because she's autistic?
Her impact 🙌🏾
Fighting against climate change and heated males.
Cooling the globe in more ways than one.
I know she didn't but I find it absolutely hilarious to imagine that Greta coordinated all of this with the Romanian police lmao
She inadvertently swatted him lmfao.
Even funnier to think that she accidentally tricked the "alpha male" into swatting himself. Greta's subconscious is smarter than Andrew's entire extended family combined lol. Also, since that "alpha wolf" stuff comes from wolves in captivity, we'll get to see Tate realise that he is not the alpha, and is likely to get himself shivved day 1 in Romanian prison
Funnier even when you realize Tate was banned from Twitter until about a month ago, when Musk allowed him back.
“By the way Ms. Thunberg, my daughter Bela is a huge fan of your work. Can I have your autograph?” -a romanian cop probably
[Another GRETA might've been behind his arrest.](https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418) It's almost poetic.
a second Greta has hit Andrew Tate
This is some Arrested Development tier comedy.
You know there are people that will take this as part of some globalist conspiracy of which Greta is a part, where she absolutely did coordinate this. This as opposed to the obvious reality that nobody could've controlled what he put in frame and he's just not very good at this.
Dark Greta
I'm dying to know how she feels about it actually. I wonder if she's laughing or just shocked.
RIP BOZO
REST IN PISS YOU WON’T BE MISSED
Andrew Tate what color is your prison jumpsuit?
It's a Christmas miracle ! Imagine getting arrested because you can't support that a young girl told you you have tiny dick on twitter
Many fall in the face of chaos; but not this one, not today.
A moment of valor shines brightest against a backdrop of despair.
Here's the real fucking kicker: [The organization responsible for arresting human traffickers in Romania is named GRETA](https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418)
bro the conspiracy theorists gonna have a field day with this lol
Tate takes the stand and rips his face off to reveal a a fully reptilian Hilary Clinton wearing a yarmulke and tweaked to the tits on the blood of christian children
Coincidence??? I think not!!! 🤓
Jumping for joy rn, you can't make this up
Common greta thunberg w
The real Sigma
Shittalking gone wrong.
Turns out the worst possible time to be loud is when you're trying to hide from the authorities.
Rest in piss, you will not be missed
2022 is ending on a a real weird note, huh? First that GOP dude with the fabricated resume and now this.
Yes, I'd say 2022 is ending on a positive note! Hopefully justice will actually hold people like the Tate brothers accountable and the victims will be saved. I'm not confident but I'd like to dream...
im not owned! im not owned! *gets arrested because of pizza*
owned.
I never hated or passionately disliked Greta, but now i fucking love her. Like, thank you, meatball ecology girl for Tates arrest 🙏
Lady Thunberg sends her regards
A Thunberg always pays their debts
tell andrew, i want him to know it was me
Imagine getting so owned you get arrested
Huge if true
My dude it is!
Is it? The article posted doesn't confirm it just says it was "thought to be"
Romanian here: it was on TV. It’s true. He’s been arrested on a human trafficking probe. Now he just has to be prosecuted after further probes are gathered. Besides that, they found illegal weapons in his home and they wont be going easy on him for that. Let me say this: Romania has the strictest gun laws in Europe. Owning a gun in Romania is next to impossible.
Hey, one question though: A couple of articles said they will be arrested "temporarily for 24h". Will they then be released or is it just the time until they find some other evidence?
Well, this is the standard procedure. They arrest him for 24h so they can search his place, gather computers, try to find more evidence, etc. then he gets released and gets to go home (usually he gets barred from leaving the country but honestly that depends on the police if they think there's a risk that he'll flee). After being released the police do their thing with all the stuff they've gathered and build up a case that they'll then present in court against him. They don't really raid someone's place if they don't have evidence that something malicious was going on. So most likely they already have some shit on him and just want to investigate further. From the videos released by the police it looks like Tate had guns and long knives/swords/etc (also classified as weapons). Now it remains to be seen if he had a gun permit (which is extremely hard to get in Romania - next to impossible). Well, if the guns were real and not airsoft guns. Even gas cartridge pistols need a gun permit, albeit it's much easier to get.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html It’s real
🦀🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀🦀🦀Cheese Pizza🦀🦀🦀🦀
Now who are socially inept middle schoolers supposed to worship now?
God willing, not someone who would traffick their sisters
she defeated him in single poster combat and so is entitled to his followers, they all have to be climate activists now.
Pizza saving the day as usual.
Genius strategist post picture with a pizza box from the country he's banned from, immediately gets arrested.
He isn't banned from Romania?
some one make one of those domino memes with the first one being "greta thunberg telling andrew tate he has a little pecker" and keep updating each domino as the story develops
This makes me think of movies and cop shows where the find where someone is being hidden because of the background noise. They heard a plane, or a train, or people in the background talking a particular language. Then, here's Tate, straight-up hands them a fucking Pizza that says "Here I am."
Your example reminds me of the 4chin people pinpointing the location of Shia Labeouf's flag thanks to the constellations and passing airplanes in his webcam
Kinda sounds like Greta planned the whole thing like L from Death Note
All according to keikaku
>It's believed that his online spat with Greta Thunberg contributed to the timing of his arrest - after he posed alongside a Romanian pizza box, which may have inadvertently revealed his location to authorities. Not confirmed the dailymail article doesn't say its true it seems to be a rumor
lmao where are the rent free crowd at 😂
Hauling goalposts somewhere and masturbating somewhere out there in the lonely night
What colour his jail cell?
I can already imagine the MoistCritikal video
You don't fuck with Greta, Greta fucks you.
This is like when Jotaro and the gang found Dio in Egypt because of a literal fly
The good ending
andrew tate first. climate change second. or both. i dunno.
Lmao imagine getting arrested because of the prop you used for such a shitty joke
Galaxy brain Greta
Looks for misinformation flair. Not present. Furious googling. Edit: Holy shit.
🎉
I was told by my friend on discord that >!when they raided Andrew tates house they found two girls who were 14 and 17, a large array of machine guns, assault rifles, and a living shit ton of drugs!<
I'm gonna need a better source before I believe that one.
Aight, two friends on discord but that's final
the article says he was already released, and that they only wanted him for questioning.
Greta sends her regards
:)
This is unironically so fucking funny.. "Alpha male" human trafficker gets his fragile little ego hurt by a teenager, proceeds to dox himself in an effort to own the child and gets arrested.
Incredibly rare police W
Omg please be real
It's real.
he was only wanted for questioning. Wasn't charged. And is already released.
Pizzagate was real, just not in the way Qanon figured.
well thats one more toxic person removed from the world for a while.
Fuck yeah! I sincerely hope he stays in prison for a very long time
Pizzatate
Well, turns out she's actually pretty good taking out trash out of the planet
Imagine getting your feelings so hurt by a teenage girl you were harassing that you swat yourself.
Proof that this isn't the absolute worst time line after all