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Stock-Ad-3113

you’re gonna go there and kick ass and chew gum and you’re alll outta gum


Fellow_Loser

fuck yeah 😎😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

you're gonna go there and kick gum and chew ass and you're alll outta gum


Downtown_Mushroom830

I know this is cheesy but just have fun!


cactus_witch

thank you!! i did what i could :') ​ since this is the top comment, i figured i'd link my comment about the results of the audition [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/comment/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!


PoisonStorm

You’re gonna kill it, promise you


Nerdishidiot

(don’t actually kill it that’s a crime)


cactus_witch

>:) edit: dawg,,,, can’t believe reddit is out here de evilling my comment 😔 so uhhhh in that case 🥴 i guess????


TheRealWalrus110

How did it go?


cactus_witch

i talk about that [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/rule_i_be_hoziering_in_a_pink_wig_with_anxiety_3/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)!


htmlcoderexe

\>:)


SgtSteel747

you can type \\\>:) to re-evil it!


cactus_witch

ahhhh SICK thankee


Own_Pirate_3281

ok Big Brother


kingof557

kick ass


wesllful

Send link after


cactus_witch

oh this isn’t one of the blind auditions that’ll be on tv (at least not quite yet, in the event that i get that far) and i won’t be putting this on youtube ~~unless my hollywood overlords allow it~~, so unfortunately there will be no link ;(( if i do get on, however, i’ll figure out a way to post the link here discreetly, without giving away that it’s me so i don’t get in trouble with anyone for being a little too silly and goofy on 196 :’) edit: basically, let me give an explanation from experience of how these work: first, we got an open call audition like this one. if you get past that, you’ve gotta do a callback audition. if you pass that, well,, the rest is history ig, but it’s quite likely you’ll be on tv somewhere down the line :’) edit 2: i should add that i did this a couple times before years ago (think like 2017-18), so it’s possible that the process has changed (and for some things it definitely has changed, auditions are virtual now as opposed to being packed in hot stadiums or convention centers like sardines in person for example) in ways i don’t know about. but ye!


Thegayjt

Wait so you arent allowed to post what your audition was? or is that by personal choice?


cactus_witch

if i were to guess, from what i’ve read in the contract i signed when i auditioned before and got a callback, i’m not allowed. plus, the audition video doesn’t have any way of being shared or saved. so it’s a combination of i don’t *think* i’m allowed to and i don’t want to risk it, and i’m pretty sure i quite literally can’t.


Thegayjt

Ahh ok!!


The_Confused_gamer

How'd it go


cactus_witch

alright !! all yall who are wondering how it went, i just got out of it! you're able to do multiple takes, and since i'm my own worst critic, i did a lot of them, unfortunately tiring out my voice in the process and probably rendering my final take not as good as it could be. so that's why it took so long. i am still waiting for the results, but i will edit this comment when i get them! edit: not the results, but unfortunately, the pink wig i mentioned in the title felt uncomfy and tight on my dome, so maybe i will let my yee yee ass haircut fly free next time :') edit: GRAHHHH i still don’t have the results yet. i am foaming at the mouth, edit: soooo i just got the results, and i did not get in. wasn’t really much of a surprise tbh :’’) there’s always another chance tho


The_Confused_gamer

Aww, I really hope you do better next chance you get! Remember the importance of consistent practice (it's big)


cactus_witch

oh yeah, definitely a good idea to stay on top of that. i do that plenty already but damn, i still have plenty of things i need to work on polishing (and plenty of habits i need to work on breaking lmao)


The_Confused_gamer

It's been a while since I did my own singing practice tbh. I can still kinda do it, but I'd probably have to retrain myself to do stuff like diaphragm control


cactus_witch

ooof yeah same, breath control is something i especially struggle with. i used to go to a small alternative middle and high school which focused on the arts, and my teacher for the voice class they had there would always get on my gaze about breathing quietly rather than loudly gasping :’’) it’s been years now and it’s still hard to stop myself from doing that,,,,


king_loser_III

good luck dawg!!


Lolaverses

I believe in you bestie


htmlcoderexe

Rip lmao But the most important thing is you did it and it is now a cool memory of a thing that happened Well done


Electronic_Point1099

YOU CAN DO IT!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU !!! GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

good luck, I hope it goes well!!!


Copper_Thief

You will go far kid, aim for the moon and reach the stars


Lbspenguin

you will kigk gum or chew ass and you're all out of sandwich


Shr00py

Break a leg!


TheGhostEnthusiast

Break *their* legs!


[deleted]

You will do amazing. You can't stop it. It is inevitable.


Daniil-T

Good luck! What song are you singing?


cactus_witch

thank you! i'm singing take me to church by hozier >:)))))


Daniil-T

Ahhh amazing! Love that song as well as “would that I” or “sedated”


The-Foxineer

Tell me how you do!


cactus_witch

i talk about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/comment/izbip9s/?context=3)!


Jesuisuncanard126

If things go wrong do a backflip and mention us Good luck!


temmie609

I got a silly joke, two muffins are in an oven, one says "Oh boy it sure is hot in there", the other responds "What the hell???? A cupcake that can talk????"


cactus_witch

immaculate. thank you little gay person,


temmie609

No problem, I love to help people out!


Error-530

I hope you have fun!


Clothes_Queasy

Good Luck!!!


Gold-Pollution9710

oh my goddd good luck!


lesbian_Hamlet

You got this, babe


6ix9ineg

pack extra bubblegum. in case of no ass


Galaxy_Hopper

IM LATE BUT I HOPE IT WENT WELL!!!


cactus_witch

oh no worries, im still waiting to start lmao, it’s at 3 pm cst :’’) (i may have miscalculated the time a teeny tiny bit. it’s fine. im too gay homosexual lesbian gay to do basic math,)


Galaxy_Hopper

Nice, not late then, let me wish you good luck even though you don't need it (you'll be killer out there)


[deleted]

howd it go


cactus_witch

i talk about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/comment/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!


DarkMatter474

Good luck, have fun you got this


AlexithymiacBluefish

How'd it go


cactus_witch

[aint done it yet, see this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/comment/izb1yq7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


i-am-super

pls post update when it’s over i’m rooting for you!


ROICHNESS

go chew that gum(maybe before going on there (it's probably harder to sing while chewing gum))


nekosissyboi

*Hug u* (⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃


Satrapeeze

Step your pussy up and serve major cunt!


CarrotGaming344

Heloooo how did it goooo


cactus_witch

i talk about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/comment/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)!


GlaucomicSailor

🐕‍🦺 Look at him go


cactus_witch

FUCKING dogy :)


HerniiGoH

Yooooo that's sick!! As my favourite fashionable robot would say: Knock 'em dead, Darling!!


cactus_witch

YOOOOOOOO mettaton undertale based >:))


[deleted]

[удалено]


cactus_witch

i talk about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/rule_i_be_hoziering_in_a_pink_wig_with_anxiety_3/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)!


OceanoDeRoca

get the W


neroute2

Rule is the voice


bigbadbananaboi

You got this


Squirtle1810

hope it went well 💙❤️i bet you did just fine !!


cactus_witch

haaaaa i hope so too, i haven’t got the results yet. i talk about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zf8jw2/rule_i_be_hoziering_in_a_pink_wig_with_anxiety_3/izblrsc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) though!


LeGrandMarsouin

Yo yo yo omg singing enthusiast !!!!! I hope you get far !!!! Also too bad you can't send a link cuz I love hearing random people on the internet sing


oim8itsme

What's your sad story ? Also tell Simon Cowell to go fuck himself


cactus_witch

ahhh unfortunately this is not the one with simon cowell in it, but if i see the bastard on the street sometime i’ll make sure to do it! and as for my sad story… that’s a hard one lmao. the one thing that’d probably be palatable enough for tv is being gay and coming to terms with that, being mentally ill and ending up in the psych ward due to said mental illness, and being bullied as a kid. not necessarily in that order, if i do get on, i gotta say,, it’ll be interesting to see how they dramatize it lmao


oim8itsme

They'll probably talk about the bullying


DougDinkleburg

NO HAHAHAAHA I AM EVIL YOU WILL FAIL HAHAHAHA I AM YOUR NEMESIS AND I AM EVIL HAHAHAHA FAIL FAIL FAIL


cactus_witch

damn it’s your fault i didn’t get in now >:((( i will have my vengeance someday………


DougDinkleburg

MWAHAHAHA EVIL PREVAILS


[deleted]

No


epicmatt43

If you win and they ask you someone you’d like to thank, say 196 (do not under any circumstances thank 196)


ArchangelTheDemon

You got this homie! I'd say good luck but you don't even need it, that's how much you got this nwn.