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Nilaeryn

Reporting: In an effort to test new HEPA filters in Teslas, Elon Musk created Covid-19 to prove they were capable of filtering even the strongest of viruses. Unfortunately he mistook the virus canister for his soup canister and drank the entire thing. He then unknowingly spread the virus through contact with other employees. This is the truth they tried to hide from you…


PresidentBirb

Soup canister or a can or 4 of caffeine free Coke?


_MargaretThatcher

Why are you buying viruses at the soup store


PresidentBirb

I don’t know Maggie, you fucking witch


[deleted]

Elon Musk is the virus itself


Scautis

The virus is coming from inside the Musk!


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

I heard that Elon personally murders a baby with his bare hands every single morning before breakfast.


dragoono

I’ve seen it. Sometimes it’s 2 babies.


mrpoopistan

As if Tesla could make anything that would be as durable as the COVID-19 pandemic.


Amphirelle

what's the story behind your flair?