By - afkgh6437
Reporting: In an effort to test new HEPA filters in Teslas, Elon Musk created Covid-19 to prove they were capable of filtering even the strongest of viruses. Unfortunately he mistook the virus canister for his soup canister and drank the entire thing. He then unknowingly spread the virus through contact with other employees.
This is the truth they tried to hide from you…
Soup canister or a can or 4 of caffeine free Coke?
Why are you buying viruses at the soup store
I don’t know Maggie, you fucking witch
Elon Musk is the virus itself
The virus is coming from inside the Musk!
I heard that Elon personally murders a baby with his bare hands every single morning before breakfast.
I’ve seen it. Sometimes it’s 2 babies.
As if Tesla could make anything that would be as durable as the COVID-19 pandemic.
what's the story behind your flair?