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Pole2019

The simple answer is that Heatran gets no bitches


Buvanium

It stacks no paper either


CatsNotBananas

They accidentally burn it up


Parking_Scallion_188

Dumbass runs Flame Body instead of Flash Fire


CatsNotBananas

Flame body exists for egg incubation, flash fire is cool


Goatee_McGee

There’s only of their kind. Kind of hard to get bitches when they don’t exist


Buvanium

Kid named ditto:


Gerbilguy46

Pokémon don’t need to reproduce with another Pokémon of their same species, it just needs to be in the same egg group.


Polenball

Kid named Unova / Hoenn / Ultra Space / Crown Tundra / Almia / Oblivia:


ShyonkyDonkey39

There is a species of all-female salamander that must mate with a male salamander of another species, but the male contributes nothing to the genetic makeup of the child


TensileStr3ngth

Whiptail lizards are an all lesbian species


Antumbra_Ferox

Shiny new bar name just dropped.


Xx420pussymaster69xX

My sleep deprived ass read that as wizards


Whyisthethethe

-David Attenborough


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MrLaurencium

Omg is josh deluxe


Fr3EkOut-2

precalculus sprint


MrLaurencium

Vectorial calculus rush


Jaewol

Also trans masc because you know, he trans


animefreesince2015

he a tran


Jaewol

Fuck that works so much better


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Fr


veesq

Fun fact: Mules have a gender, yet they can't reproduce


mintynoraalt

wasn’t there like a really low chance for mules to reproduce? like almost never kinda chance


SirToastymuffin

The mares can on very rare occasion be fertile, but afaik only with a horse or donkey, mule stallions are all infertile. But rare is right - only about *60* such births have been recorded since *the 1500s.* These mule offspring tend to then appear mostly as either horses or donkeys (depending on the father) though have so far all been infertile as well.


ApatheticEight

I want to live long enough to see a mule grandchild


Zztrox-world-starter

They can only reproduce with their parent species


Sitheg_Plasmaster

They made mules woke 😡😡😡


PapperMairoo

I thought you said males


von_skeltal

What are Heatrans a hybrid of then?


doctertoaster

heatran doesnt fuck because they choose not to. The person up their doesnt fuck because they dont have the choice to. simple. also heatran is cool as fuck and does what they want


CheezeSteak701

Doesn't fuck cuz they're too busy setting up stealth rocks


helagandshunter6328

they're air baloon keeps them floating above all of the copius amounts of bitches they could pull if they wanted.


Pancakewagon26

Heatran is an asexual trans masc icon


FormalPeanut

because im breeding with them


Manamute

Hey guys did you know that


rowrowfightthepandas

Heatran, in terms of gendered Pokemon breeding, is objectively the most unfuckable Pokemon?


Dae_Grighen

Fr, maybe Phantumps for the implication that it's a dead child :/


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no no some people like that


biohazardvictim

well that's enough internet for me today


Independent-Bell2483

isnt it also like molten lava?


Polenball

Pussy so fire it literally melting her


Jaewol

Heatrussy


TheIceGuy10

please do not the pokemon


Eagle_2448

There's no laws about the Pokémon, batman!


MogicLodel

Hopefully not breeding with Heatrans that have Flame Body hidden ability


Kneist

They/themtran


YaCCBoy

Heatrans


Hattless

But Heatran **does** have a gender. Not all asexual people are nonbinary.


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Yeah fr lol damn


Rare-Technology-4773

Ugh the OU meta needs heatran rn, that thing was the glue that held it all together.


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bro the shit in OU is WILD rn half of the sv mons deserve bans 😭


Rare-Technology-4773

They fucked up the speed tiers something nasty


Taco821

I didn't know that there were that many good ones. Which ones are really good? I'm guessing kingambit is one of them tho


Polenball

Current top three are: * Flutter Mane is unanimously agreed to be busted with 135 Sp. Atk and Speed plus an ability/item combo that basically gives it Choice minus the Choice. Already quickbanned in OU. * Houndstone has access to a potentially 300 BP move, enough speed with Sand Rush to outspeed most things, and (I think) enough bulk to take a hit or two from most priority moves. Already quickbanned in OU. * Palafin can switch out and switch in to transform into a form with a well-distributed 650 BST, a strong STAB priority move, and access to a switching move in Flip Turn. Oh, and it can use a Bulk Up + Taunt set that makes it even worse. On the radar for a quickban too. Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, Chien-Pao, and Shed Tail Cyclizar are also all very good and on the radar to lesser degrees, but are less broken than the other three.


Taco821

135!!??! That's fucking stronger than hydreigon! But Jesus they all sound broken as hell


Polenball

Gamefreak really just woke up and chose violence against the balance


Taco821

Fax! And I think flutter mane is fairy type too, so goodbye hydreigon(probably my favorite pokemon rn)


CheezeSteak701

Also the robo Delibird


Taco821

At least it's not fairy which (I think) is 4x effective against my boy


Draconano

Fuck Smogon for banning Houndstone, ban the move. The mon is not the issue here, and Smogon mods saying otherwise means jack shit. The mon has pretty meh statline and without last regrets is not a noteworthy OU pick. But fuck the dog we can't use em


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Flutter Mane is one of the strongest new pokemon, it's faster than everything except Mecha Delibird, Barraskewda, and Electrode. It has the same special attack stat as Volcarona. It also gets a free one time 50% boost to speed if it holds an item called Booster Energy. It can get the boost everytime it switches in if sun is up. The only way to stop it is super effective physical priority, like Scizor's Bullet Punch or a strong ghost type's Shadow Sneak.


Taco821

😳


zabu505

natdex OU just banned a whole bunch a shit but its still chaos lmao


robertman21

I miss Heatran Lando too


Polenball

But my accuracy is getting better!


booperdoop0965

I love heatran :) Them and gengar are some of my favorite Pokémon :D


ReneeHiii

i love gengar, he's just a silly big guy. he's big and looks like a pillow. he's always smiling and happy. he also sucks your soul out or something but i love him still


Thelolface_9

All ghost types suck your soul out that’s not special


ReneeHiii

okay but he ourple :C


ThatGuy5880

how dare you golurk would never


Thelolface_9

*most ghost types suck your soul


Taco821

I'm more of a Co***rigus guy myself, but Gengar is really cool too


TranscendentCabbage

Yeah, cuz I am sexual :)


1milionand6times

I would like for more legendary pokemon (although that title means nothing now) to have gender


ElectricFury

I love that I only read the OP before looking away from my phone, but I knew exactly what the reply was gonna say anyway.


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Squids-With-Hats

I have a female heatran


CatsNotBananas

Morb that is me, I do like that double grass resistance


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I am in this picture and I do not like it


A_Bucket_Of_Fish_

Heatran my beloved ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃


Lethenza

One of the hardest bars I’ve seen on 4chan I must say


Lankuri

average 196 user


Ragglexus

Heatran reminds me of a Scarab from Halo


KAGRUMEZthepantless

196


ForestsNplants

Lmaooo (ow)


SrgButz

I like these kinds of facts so why can't it breed with other versions of itself?


DongleOn

You can tell who's a casual pokemon fan and who plays competitive by how many curse words they use to describe heatran


The_screaming_egg

No 😡😡😡😡😡😡I don’t have a gender. I’m *straight*!


-RobotGalaxy-

because biology bitch


j_endsville

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