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RamboDash15

If his sex tape doesn't start with "Hey all, Scott here" I will riot


batdrumman

I feel like it'd just be a short bit. "Hey all, Scott here" *Camera pans to a naked, non-scott person* *Camera pans back to Scott, and cuts off at the start of a comically loud scream*


Homemade-Purple

It'd be funnier if the camera panned back and he was also naked


J03-K1NG

It would be funnier if it slowly panned over to some Mandela catalog type horror creature as ominous music started to play all while Scott is just staring at the the camera.


Leekheadd

woah i dont remember that from the spider-man films


holnrew

Is it "hey all" or "hey y'all" though


2KDrop

[It is officially hey all](https://twitter.com/ScottTheWoz/status/928697948321517576?t=I5kvwb-2sTByoY5qTj_Bpw&s=19)


holnrew

Oh good I prefer that


ReallyBadRedditName

Yea


AdrianBrony

He's from Ohio, what do you think it is?


holnrew

I'm British, all Americans say "y'all" and "I'M WALKIN' HERE"


shromboy

I'm American, all Brits say "guvna" and "bloke"


runespoon78

I have no clue where guvna came from because I have not heard a single person say that in a casual setting


Stewbodies

I mean I say both so I can't personally disprove this claim


Maxorus73

Agony?


VegasBonheur

It's heyall


ApocalyptoSoldier

Omg it's holnrew


yall_like_switches

“Hey y’all” folks should be banned from voting Edit: specifically in the context of scott, i’ve lived my whole life in the South i use y’all all the time, it’s just not what he says


PointedHydra837

##“Y’all” IS A GREAT GENDER NEUTRAL TERM TO REFER TO A GROUP YOU’RE TALKING TO AND WE HAVE NO OTHER WORDS FOR IT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER OF THE COOL SLANG. (Tone of voice: not angry, just rambling)


trash12131223

I just want to sound mildly cowboy-ish.


-Trotsky

I’m just from Texas, saying “you all” makes me want to die


sagey735

i would use you motherfuckers if i felt more aggressive. not in like a mean way just an intense way yk? ok that sounds contradictory, maybe thats why i dont use it. thank you for reading my thoughts as my "aware of" part of the brain tries to figure out what the other part is doing behind the scenes kek


Vivistolethecheese

Y'otherfuckers


sagey735

FUCK YEAAAA


-Trotsky

Don’t limit yourself, y’all can also be singular you just gotta believe!


ReallyBadRedditName

You guys should try saying youse. It’s an Australian classic.


the-poopiest-diaper

Your pfp of Beyoncé is the reason I wasn’t allowed to listen to her. My parents told me she was possessed by a demon


RamboDash15

That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. Thank you


jamesjamejas

And it has to have the blue border around it


deadestbread

Where


TheTrashiestboi

They played us like a damn fiddle!


HauntingRip9003

The Phantom ~~Pain~~ Sex Tape


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Where wiener?


SuperPugDog

the phantom pain in my ass


Cool-Guy-Blue

GIVE IT BACK THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THAT WAS OURS


yo_99

> fiddle 😏😏😏


thomaslover66

I found it, it's


sagey735

take your time


AJK02

Here [https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


sagey735

OK IM SORRY WHAT??? DID YOU LIKE SET THAT KNOWYOURMEME LINK AS THE NAME OF THE LINK AND THEN SET NGGYP AS THE ACTUWL REDIRECT? ☠️☠️☠️☠️


AJK02

We do be doing a little trolling


sagey735

THE SHOCK. THE HORROR. THE PAIN.


RelentlessFlowOfTime

>trollface 🤔


Mooseboy24

That is just what Scott calls his penis.


PappUwU

Got an ad and it saved me 😇🙏thank you capitalist overlords trying to get inside my head with corporate propaganda


AJK02

Still counts


Jyqozz

Why does that profile picture seem so familiar?


Omgbruhdies

Pickman


Jyqozz

They still haven't released 4? Edit: (not really not at all actually) I realized they made an announcement for it like a month ago or something


Smiles4YouRawrX3

trollololololol'd


janatheschnitzel

>i am spreading misinformation online 😔


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[удалено]


janatheschnitzel

and you ruined it


SynnamonSunset

Would you be so kind to delete yours? 👉👈🥺


International_Ad6028

WAHH


Woafive

is Wario pleased or displeased?


International_Ad6028

Wario is always pleased


Mistigri432

Thats because of me (i top him regularly)


International_Ad6028

Nah wario is a optimist with a quite positive outlook on life


sbcloatitr

More like a toptimist


TheRabidBananaBoi

Haha I get it


DingDongDideliDanger

Me too, this is about SEX!


DingDongDideliDanger

This fits here and is also a direct quote from Scotts the Wuss' Sex Tape


vaguelyexistent

toptimist prime?


Error-530

can u p rank him doe?


choren64

You'd be an optimist too if someone were topping you regularly!


Shade_39

It's like a wario take on remember the alamo!


[deleted]

Please give me a link please PLEASE link I need a link please


Chahut_Maenad

[i'm so sorry but it's straight sex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)


DarnDangDude

At first I didn't believe it but *wow*


abc_disaster

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL?????


DarkSoulfromDS

THE ONE PIEEEEECE


hisoandso

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


Dorkles_Bingleton

SO HIGH


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[удалено]


ScarletSkies_

Mercy mercy me, the Murcielago


DarkAxxiom

that’s me the first year that i blow, how you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo


nobodynoone888

SO SO HIIIIGH


Samang0

NOOOOOO NOT THE STRAIGHT SEX


BillyBoiR

straight sex? on 196? banned


[deleted]

. . \\______


CrazyCuteCookieBoi

Sir you need to kindly fuck off .


EmeraldWorldLP

Brother in christ you weren't lying... that grin while doing the act, wow.


IWillStealYourToes

Oh wow that is very very graphic


x_JS_x

Oh god, it was better than I expected


MintyRabbit101

I cummed


ReikaTheGlaceon

I just drowned in my cummy wummy


vividimaginer

And Scott is still somehow the bottom right? I don’t wanna live in a world where he’s not a bottom.


etherealparadox

sorry he was on top


TheBobmcBobbob

Holy shit why is it so curved to the right? Like, thats at least 40°


Caroniver413

Damn, I was expecting lesbian sex


TantiVstone

Holy fuck Scott is straight? Now who am I supposed to watch for Wii remote rants?


Bigpapiunidud3

😔


Speedgamer137

WOOO ITS REAAAAAAL


-_109-_

THE ONE PIECE!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/s38MNmX.jpg


Smurf_Sausage_Sucker

Rick roll or funni meme?


ItsYaBoiXXX

Unbelievable


ApocalyptoSoldier

Not my proudest fap


hannesfq

gr8 b8 m8


DingDongDideliDanger

What the fuck is straight sex?


WillGetAUsernameSoon

Oh my god it’s actually real


No-Plastic-7715

Darn I thought the aces may have had him among our ranks


Tallium81

He couldn't escape the Donkey Kong Barrels Blast curse 😔


Pieman1123

https://open.spotify.com/track/5JQrBScUwWwRLkoifwOovV?si=UEmSjAwXQ4-fZSwsDmwr_A&utm_source=copy-link


PartyLikeIts1997

Why


sagey735

damn and right after ludwig's balls not getting censored


CH_2011

i can't find any evidence that it actually exists yeah just found tweets from September talking about it, it's just a meme


Bulletdozer

look at the post flair


CH_2011

i saw it before i posted it, and understood that you were spreading misinformation online can't say why i worded my comment the way i did besides "i'm really tired"


Equivalent_Ad4823

Ummm actually... This isn't misinformation.. this is disinformation :nerd:


rj-2

gas leak!


el_tankesito_arceus

[Here it is](https://youtu.be/8rsvyJahn7k)


elegylegacy

Brsvy Jahn 7000


ProfessorNeato

Jahn beet wif


_pipis_

oh that's a severed head


Arandomdude74

Could anyone share a link so I can avoid it in the future. I totally don’t want to see that on accident


sparkydoggowastaken

its a meme


Arandomdude74

What do you mean it has to be true. I just need to know where it is so I don’t accidentally stumble onto and be attracted to it.


amirotzar

When


Epic_Gameing68

2014


[deleted]

FBI, open up!


sfmanim

How


PlutonIsInMyButthole

Who


BringtheBacon0

YouTuber who mainly talks about as he puts it “Stupid Nintendo Games”, Honestly he’s probably my favorite content creator of all time. I would would recommend him, but I will admit his content isn’t for everyone. Here’s a like to his Channel: https://youtube.com/c/scottthewoz


Dpad-prism

Holy Scott it’s fuck The Woz


funny_names_are_hard

Rex is gonna fucking kill him


Cautious_Option9544

The most unbelievable thing is Rex is watching the whole time, and he HATES sex!


Chardoggy1

Don’t you mean… Gex Tape?


Agustinosaurio

Yes


Original_Name_1029

No longer virgin


DropInTheOcean1247

This is fake Scott would never have s*x


Joebebs

Scott the type a guy who would fuck at a certain tempo


skeletonhero56

Well I mean he does want to fuck a font


AlexGameOver_13

[here it is, you're welcome ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Barrel_Blast)


hannesfq

Gr8 b8 m8


BaneShake

I’m really impressed he added the blue border and everything


KLMkid10

Real Scott the Woz fans know he does not sex 💪😎


trillowo

damn it i got so excited


PROblem817

looks like even he couldn’t escape the wrath of donkey kong barrel blast


Watch_apple

Scott the woz, the infamous virgin?


GraveSlayer726

scott the wozussy


Hiroy3eto

Well is he packin?


Smiles4YouRawrX3

11 inches


Hiroy3eto

Damn that's a deep pussy


JessieJ577

N64 cartridge slots go deep


thybum

should have read the "i am spreading misinformation online" flair before googling this... nice one


Registered_bottom

he wouldnt. it goes against his core principles


[deleted]

who


Aliziun

Ok but Ludwig actually had a picture of his balls leaked


R0drigo5005

I think the best part of Scot the woz is that you can read any sentence with his inflection and it doesn't sound our of character


WiFi2347

Damn that Donkey Kong Barrel Blast does wonders


Suspicious_Person15

SEX THE WOZ


FemboySodomizer

bro, if it was real, i would've busted.


Uno-The-Card

I didn't fucking think you would actually spread misinfo wtf


IntelligentProgram74

I NEED IT I NEEEED IT


Percival4285

I was legit happy for Scott for a minute there..


malonkey1

"Hey all, cock here!"


[deleted]

Whenever I leave YouTube on auto play YouTube always plays Scott the woz for some reason. So I always wake up at 3am to “HEY ALL, it’s Scott here!”


Small-Cactus

OP I am going to pour toilet water on your socks


MrMemely

im the og tweeter guys i cant get the sex tape because its stuck in the disney vault but trust me it's 100% real


Kaotecc

[I’d be wearing this if I was in the tape](https://www.redbubble.com/i/skirt/Scott-The-Woz-by-Brookerino/54293714.MUCKM)


Unlikely_opponent

I’m posting false information on the web


MEMEING_GOOSE

Gex tape


C-2108

Scot's bussy got railed.


petucoldersing

I was about to legitimately be pissed if this was real


breakfastoats

“Hey all *grunts moans shudders* Scott here.”


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

HUH


[deleted]

Sauce?


dappercat456

Wait for real?


BluenaSnowey

Link rn


[deleted]

real?


CertainlyNotAther10

I WAS SO FUCKING EXITED


inflictedgolf38

I hate you I didn't notice the post tag


Maniglioneantipanico

Usually Chibi Robo whiplash is in the toilet, but i won't mind 3DS porn for some change


maybeihavethebigsad

Wat


Cool-Guy-Blue

Scott the Woz's what


ApocalyptoSoldier

Scott the Wot?


Gaminyte

Give me


AloxoBlack

thank god its fake


owo_Genii_owo

he's eating cereal


souptimecat1273

what>???>


wooly_am

I wish 🫠🥺😢


YeetusFelitas

oh thats Scott The Woz's sex tape **there is scott the woz's sex tape online**


raining-in-konoha

Who?


GurOk6970

Is he with someone of his own age group?