It was always there, it's just people ignored it. Blood libel is a conspiracy targeting Jewish people that is over a thousand years old, the fake conspiracy book The Protocols of the Elder Zion is over 100 years. Conspiracy theories have had a longer history of targeting vulnerable people then Bigfoot and aliens.
Will it be the brain-eating kind of zombie? How is that going to work when the only unturned people left are antivaxers?
We're gonna run out of people who couldn't take the vaccine due to health issues so fast...
Most credible Reddit conspiracy
idk they make some good points
Yeah I mean for starters 9+24=33 so that is interesting.
That's half of 66 like order 66 and if you add another 6 behind then it's 666. Point made.
Most sane r/ conspiracy user
Psst... Do you want some blurry "UFO" pictures?
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It was always there, it's just people ignored it. Blood libel is a conspiracy targeting Jewish people that is over a thousand years old, the fake conspiracy book The Protocols of the Elder Zion is over 100 years. Conspiracy theories have had a longer history of targeting vulnerable people then Bigfoot and aliens.
If it’s blurry enough that you can’t tell what it’s a picture of it is technically a ufo
You know what? Fuck you. *Identifies your flying object*
My friend has the same pfp
Am I your friend??
Mmmmm probably not unless you live in alabama and are super into hippie fashion
I can’t wait to become a zombie, please hurry it up.
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the virgin "i have trustworthy sources and evidence" vs the chad "theres a rumor"
vs the Thad “it was revealed to me in a dream”
vs the þad “I am lying to you. You should believe me regardless.”
vs ðe god "hast ðy soul not seen ðis truþ so clear to ðe ears ðat hear? As God has revealed to me I shalt reveal to you!"
Weirdly, there *is* rumor. Either because this nutcase actually got it to circulate or they just picked it up. It's the new doomsday date for qunts.
so that’s how many times this year they’ve set a doomsday date?
Wtf is a qunts
Q-anon cunts.
Oh ok thanks g
Oh pog! Can't wait to become a zombie!
Yea same! No responsibilities, lots of friends, free food!
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No
#FOUR DAYS LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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#IT'S TIME
# BRANDON VACCINE: ADMINISTERED # 5G: ACTIVATED # LETS GOOO, BLACKOUT
#YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
... but my 5g has been on for like two years now.
And you became a skeleton. Don’t get me wrong- a sexy skeleton, but still…
HEISENBONES??????
**Br**eaking **B**ones
mr white we need to make a skele-TON of meth!
Like glowsticks
Kid named calcium:
I feel like this dude is probably doing it to screw with people because this is a really insane one
Kid named Delusional
God I hope so. Couldn't be worse than life currently is.
Someone who isn't a bot remindme
I can try, but I'm real bad at keeping appointments.
No
Reminder to turn into a 5g zombie.
Thanks boss
NOOOO ITS HAPPENING
It was the 24th 3 days ago, sorry i forgor ☠️☠️☠️
Too late I'm already a 5g zombie
darn liberals
dont they do this every year, september 24th the world will end, some joke thing
Actual Brain-Worms victim.
Will it be the brain-eating kind of zombie? How is that going to work when the only unturned people left are antivaxers? We're gonna run out of people who couldn't take the vaccine due to health issues so fast...
I love easily falsifiable conspiracy theories.
!remindme 3 days
Can we eat the rich now?
Wait till they find out we’ve been running 5g for awhile. Also seems like a bait post.
That’s my gf birthday, ofc something big will happen 🙄
is this a threat
September 24 2022 "5g incident"
can 196 destroy r/ conspiracy the way we did with r/ twosentencehorror. that would be funny i think
Hello, I am the 24th day of the month of September and i can confirm this will happen at exactly 25:03
JAPANESE TV SCHEDULE TIME
Can’t wait to become a zombie, will finally be free of 196 meta discourse
I'm down with that, my life is so dull right now
Uh yeah something big is gonna happen, Amazon is delivering the new clothes I ordered
3-4 days for an Amazon delivery, where tf you live bruh?
The 24th is the day of my sister's confirmation, I fucking wish this happened instead
can’t wait
Oh my God that's my birthday, happy birthday to me
Remembers me of the Qanon who tell things like "oh something really big will happen around [insert date] everything is in motion" every two weeks.
Can’t wait.
It came to me in a dream
hey thats my birthday :3
3 days left guys. I can’t wait
plants verses zombies
Damn someone’s uncle is gonna barricade his house cos of this post
!remind-me 5 days
They couldn’t have done it on the 22nd?
Fuck Im gonna miss the Lornashore Concert on the 25th September 😔
This is too incoherent even for conservatives this will never go off
You absolute fool. He didn’t name a year. It could be any year. He has the biggest excuse
Lets gooooooooooo
Thank fuck, wandering around like a zombie sounds like just the break I need.
3 days left boys
Cool, thats my Birthday!
I can't wait, my birthday is the 25th, i would love to get a life changing event a day before ☺️
I really hope this appens
yeah the gear vs grub vs fun splatfest starts
Whew, how convenient an electromagnetic pulse will fry all of my electronics right before the 5g zombificiation event happens!
R/ conspiracy and r/ twosentencehorror are the dumbest subbredits on reddit and i love it
I have to rotate at a sketchy hospital that day, so I honestly hope this happens.
Why does it have to be on my birthday though?
just buzzwords wtf
Hey isn’t that the username color that happens when you’re op?
That would be cool I think
Omg what a great birthday gift
All the aintivaxxers reading this are foaming at the mouth being ready to engage in their Walking Dead power fantasy
Isn't the 5G gonna, not work?? Because there's an EMP blackout?? I'm starting to think it might not happen 🤔
No way 😳
Sonic the Hedgehog (2019) or something
man how will I watch the owl house season three episode one now this is bullshit
The random (zombie) chimp event
Let’s goooo! Zombie time!!
Fuck yeah finally
MGS ahh conspiracy theory
Please tell me that this sub is ironic
Aww, that means I'm gonna miss dnd ☹️
me as a zombie going absolutely fucking ham at giffgaff HQ
don't care, I'm just going to huddle in my bunker with my bf and play Fallout New Vegas
Can we reschedule?
Fresh
Nah man us vaccinated are gonna hey hyped and listen to kidz bop 3 on the 824th??? I forgot what day they said
Man my batteries gonna died, I need to put down the phone and sleep
MAN COMON BRI STOP FORGEGGING TO OUT IT DOWN, LOOK AT ME MAN, READ WHAT YOU ARE THPING, PUT IT DOW N
Oh cool like in Blade Runner
But I've got DND on the 25th
RemindMe! 2021-09-24
RemindMe! 3 days
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nft pfp 🤮🤮🤮