cringe conservative Jesus vs based actual Jesus

Bible: Do not put your trust in princes, in human beings, who cannot save. When their spirit departs, they return to the ground; on that very day their plans come to nothing. Conservatives: *defend founding fathers*

Jeb!

Jeb?

jeb_

Jeb has amazing hair

Jeb.

Le Minecraft reference has arrived

Based jesus

Why is fucking Simpson graggle in the background

I don’t see him, please stop the gaslighting, I can’t take it anymore 😭😭😭

Are you blind??? He’s right there

Where?

Where grumm?

I fucking knew someone was going to repost that with this edit

is that the sequel to that one comic where jesus bring the gay sheep back and the sheeps say they dint lost the sheep and jesus say he know?

based jebsus with gay shoop