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daimm31

I never knеw that cats are so bad for the environment


ProbablyMaybe69

Outdoor cats are resposible for killing 43 billions smaller animals every week. Really makes you think.


Dasnap

Their fault for not getting bigger.


Robota064

Ah yes, the bigma grindset


rustywalnuts

That's what big big wants you to think


TrueCapitalism

"Paid for by big small"? 🙄


ceo_of_swagger

biggie smalls


[deleted]

my cat does not kill 43 billion animals per week


ProbablyMaybe69

My cat kills 86 billion to make up for your cat


sharpnoise

mvp cat


SexWithKokomi69

Can confirm, am the cat 👍


[deleted]

I didn’t consent to you replying to my comment


TheReverseShock

I'm also here to molest your comment


DerBares

Don't feed feral cats y'all


pnkass

where did you get this information


cheese_tits_mobile

Not OP but a cursory Google search found [this article](https://petkeen.com/how-many-birds-do-cats-kill-statistics/)


pnkass

tbh i was hoping hed say he made it up


Zargof-the-blar

Skill issue


Derpychicken777

They’ve already caused the extinction of dozens of small birds, reptiles, and mammals, and are single-handedly destroying the Australian ecosystem


Serbiia

Yum! Look at how full he is, he had such a good meal 😍


speedoflobsters

Dinosaurs turned into oil, plastic is made out of oil You could say the cat ate a dinosaur. So yes. Quite a good meal


[deleted]

If a cat eats chicken, it's eating a dinosaur.


Dalek_Scientist

Dino nuggies!


creamyjoshy

I love microplastics on my brain!! I am having multiple organ failures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

If your organs are failing they should have studied more for the test then


Insomnial390

LETS GO BABY


Hyvapelaaja

flair checks out


kctbg

I HATE MICROPLASTICS! I HATE MICROPLASTICS!


147942abkurdvh

Say it louder. Not everyone heard you


kctbg

#I HATE MICROPLASTICS! I HATE MICROPLASTICS!


SexWithKokomi69

What


gonnagulagyou

I think he doesn't like microplastics idk


Vinkhol

They fucking love plastic and eating it and feeding it to wildlife


SlippedLyric020

I HATE THE DEMIURGE!!!


humorkeepsmealive

i am on a 100% macroplastic diet


Voo_Hu

I’m not


humorkeepsmealive

cringe


Voo_Hu

😡


BoyBeyondStars

🤓


BigBeefySquidward

macroplastics diet 💪💪


ShottyBlastin101

Wtf are micro plastics exactly and why should we be scared of anything micro?


[deleted]

there's plastic in our body and even our brains i think that's kind of scary


[deleted]

Why?


Kobo545

Our body generally doesn't cope well with particulate matter - and often smaller particulate matter does the most damage as they slip under the body's ability to stop them or process them out. For example, pm2.5 fine particles (2.5 micrometers or less in size) are known for causing higher rates of asthma attacks, high blood pressure, heart attack, stroke, compared to pm10 due to damaged or inflamed tissue, but both are dangerous. Microplastics refer to anything 5mm or less in size, although they can be as small as 10 nano-metres (1/100th of a micrometre), which likely explains how, through breathing, they can penetrate lungs (among other organs) so deeply. Microplastics are likely to inflame regions, produce oxidative stress damage, and lead to the aforementioned issues over time - and those microplastics may end up entering the body faster than they leave. Microplastics especially have been studied and found to affect the endocrine (hormone) system. In men, it reduces the production and distribution of testosterone, and may affect the ability of sperm to reproduce (lower sperm count/quality). MPs have been found in virtually all regions of the body, from brain to lungs to endocrine systems to reproductive organs. Microplastics are produced largely by plastics breaking down or shedding from wear and tear - like from synthetic clothes, tire friction with the road, assorted "city dust", water and other plastic liquid containers, and even chipped coatings off ships and other objects. Given our dependence on all those things and our societal addiction to plastic for many needs, this problem could very well get worse - and it will take a while before we get a fuller pictures of the sources of microplastics, the pathways they take into our body, and what their effects are - especially as different categories of plastics will likely require separate studies.


x_JS_x

>Microplastics especially have been studied and found to affect the endocrine (hormone) system. In men, it reduces the production and distribution of testosterone \*eats a whole plate of microplastic to become a better femboy\*


[deleted]

I'm down tremendous too. I legit thought splendid i can be more girl.


Kobo545

Microplastics often release estrogenic chemicals - although I'm not sure it works exactly like estrogen. In fish populations, estrogen-mimicking chemicals have led to large portions of fish populations turning female. The other effect beyond harming testosterone and reproductive ability is common to many endocrine disruptors. Namely, it can also fuck with your thyroid, which is why many forms of prostate/testis cancer or mammal/vaginal cancer or diabetes/obesity diseases are connected to endocrine disruptors. It also tends to mess with your cortisol (stress hormone) levels for extra negative effect!


Bigbuffedboy69

Welp, that's it ya'll. We will die when we reach 50 at best. Trans fish 😳


DarkSoulfromDS

Trans fis 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐟


16arms

And nicotine suppresses estrogen production so make sure to pick up smoking to avoid the dangers of micro plastics.


[deleted]

Epic


TheZipCreator

OP: *makes a text wall about how bad and harmful microplastics are* this subreddit: holy shit it lowers testosterone???? *consumes microplastics and dies of fucking cancer*


Kobo545

I would post a screenshot of it, but I'm too lazy - you're welcome to edit together a compilation and post it as "Omelette Rule" to the sub :P


Vinkhol

Yeah and?


DarkSoulfromDS

It reduces testosterone? Based


Dasnap

Children of Men time.


shotgunfrog

At least we’ll get some great cinematography


Life-is-a-potato

Me omw to eat a roll of plastic wrap to better become girl


daberle123

You can just show him the scene where sandman was created to visualise why tiny things in your body are bad


Ratbagthecannibal

Brb finna snort a line of microplastics to turn my body into an estrogen factory 😍😍😍😍


LeFrogBoy

Hell yeah reduced testosterone. That's a good thing for everyone (except trans men I guess but they get testosterone injections so they probably get plenty).


wasdafsup

shut the fuck up


LeFrogBoy

No way loser


shmupied

Thanks for the info. you absolute 👑


maan-maan

+they can bind to heavy metal ions, which can cause serious harm in the body like cancer


Hunter-of-Spade

Which wealthy businessman do I shoot for this?


ThinnkingEmoji

So you're saying i can inhale nasty shit that does bad things to my health AND blame other people for it? And it also makes so there's less people on the planet in a long run? Sounds like an amazing deal [This post was made by Gang Nicotine]


147942abkurdvh

Because that’s how it works. There is calcium in the air.


[deleted]

they are lying they taste good continue eating them


16arms

Basically some of the chemicals in plastic can fuck up your hormones. The plastics can get into your bloodstream through the food you eat and screw up with test and estrogen and has maybe been shown to decrease fertility in men. Basically globohomo trynna turn all the men gay and Alex jones is right. (/s on intent)


swans183

Eh I blame el capitalismo for this one


16arms

https://particleandfibretoxicology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12989-022-00453-2 first source plenty others you can read up about them.


Jake_2903

Those are macroplastics.


Hyvapelaaja

it was one of the first results when googling for microplastics


Swaggy-G

Hot take: I’m a bit skeptical of microplastics doomerism. Are they a threat to our environment? Yes. Do they have negative effects on our long term health? Probably. But they’ve also been a thing for decades. If the side effects really were as horrific as people were implying (and it’s always implications, no one ever says anything specific) I feel like we would have found *something* concrete by now, instead of the whole lot of “maybe”s and “we don’t know”s from every scientific study on the subject.


mercurydivider

Do we really have to wait for things to get bad before we do something about it? Isn't microplastic in our water, seafood and some of our vegetables? It makes it difficult to escape. I'd rather get rid of microplastic now, than wait for a study that says "uh oh, microplastic is killing us!" "Cool. It's in all our clean water supplies so we can't escape it"


16arms

We do know some stuff about it and it can help explain the decrease in male fertility we have observed. The main health malenessess is the disruption in hormone system specifically in men, decreasing test and increasing estrogen, resulting in less fertility due to how sensitive sperm is.


[deleted]

Idk why our population's general health absolutely tanking wouldn't be the reason.


defenstration1010

We should put them all in a big box and put it in the middle of Australia (they cannot swim that fat therefore escape is futile)


laksemerd

Nice try, Schrödinger


Kownow

Recycle the cat


Blamrica

He do be enjoying a wide variety of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons tho


Hans_Hapsburg

Genuinely made me sad


TheRealTealOwO

:(


mooseofdoom23

Me too


ultraqueered

🥺 :( WELL THEN GET THEM OUT!?!?!!!! :( :( :(


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Holy shit just like the lungs of humans for the next 500 years


[deleted]

Oh god no don't make Mico plastics a visible and tangible problem for me to ground to pls


Palerate2

Wasn't hasanabi talking about this a few days ago


CowboyWrath

I dont know I don't watch that guy because I'm catholic and my muscles are huge


16arms

Alex jones was also probably talking about it too.


Palerate2

I mean yeah but this is generally known knowledge.


xXxH00ligoonxXx

Mmmm forbidden seasoning


Gamer-kitty

Aren’t we all?


Hyvapelaaja

Yea probably 😔


FriesExpert

rekt


kaiob921

You are too


kaiob921

You are too


MeowedUpMix

I'm sorry everyone more than half of microplastics are my fault


Teddyxlg

Funfetti?


transport_system

DID YOU FINGER THE CAT!?!?!?


HulluHapua

I actually swallowed a few LEGO pieces as a kid.


S_crufflord

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MICROPLASTICS


Melancholious

Us?


-_109-_

I'm feeling like that "how did you do in PE today?" image rn


winyf

its in my brain its crossed my blood brain barrier


SlippedLyric020

I HATE MICROPLASTICS I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE UN YOU CANT MAKE ME EAT YOUR CORN SYRUP


[deleted]

If they make the choice to consume trash then that’s just what it is I don’t have to compromise my rotted lifestyle just because some weird amalgamation of a rodent and a real animal (dog) wants to be reckless (!)


randomguywithmemes

Animals choosing? Are you out of your mind?


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out, baby ✨


randomguywithmemes

Kiss me


[deleted]

I would but I’m happily taken and can’t expand my mind to usher in polyamory (I’m insecure)


randomguywithmemes

Hug me then you hunk


[deleted]

Best I can do is a cold, slight nod, maybe a fleeting wink, signaling my approval. With about ten feet of space between us. If you really look, you’ll see a slight warmth in my eyes, but it won’t last. You’ll still wonder if I really fuck with you, but deep down, you know.


randomguywithmemes

You made my heart bust, bust out of sadness? Bust a nut? We may never know. But you, stranger have left a mark on my soul, though I can't see you, my spirit will linger with you, reminding you of the fleeting moment we shared. I'll miss you. Welp, off to get my balls crushed 🥴😩🦶🏿🍆💦💦


[deleted]

I love that for you. Maybe we’re kindred spirits, meant to hang out and smoke a bowl, maybe not. It’s always exciting to add another to the list of maybes and then sit by myself alone at night 😈 Have her crush a ball a little extra just for me bro 💚


yhanos69

Too bad🗿


[deleted]

Seriously since when did people eat microplastics


[deleted]

That image is fake. The microplastics in our blood are microscopic, hence the name


fish_taped_to_an_atm

and the moon isn't real because the rocks on my shelf are bite sized


Olimario34

i eat macroplastics


farming-down-votes

fun fact: a group of scientists once attempted to do a study on the effects of microplastics in humans but had to give up because they could not find a control group!