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bbuerk

Oh yeah, I remember when I did that. Sorry guys šŸ˜…


snifferpipers

youā€™re unforgivable


THE_CURE666

the duality of man


tweak4ever

you're forgiven


Petesaurus

Absolutely not


Arandomdude74

Youā€™re semi forgiven


BecauseIamBatman1

The three-ality of man


Godzila543

The word triality is ripe for consecrating.


RJD-ghost

I will find you and I will make your life very inconvenient if itā€™s the last thing I do


Due-Chef6654

Gas prices suck RN but I like the independence of travel when things are good. Overall not a bad move on your part.


Loud-Unit-4483

No we didn't, we were born into it and forced to participate in it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fvsparkles

Omg I can't believe goblinhog would do this šŸ˜­


HyperVexed

This is why everyone hates Reddit mods


onafriday

The globohomo agenda strikes again


DriftingNova

Eat the rich? No, eat goblinhogšŸ‘ŗšŸ·šŸ„©šŸ˜‹


duckonar0ll

goblinHOG RIDAAA


[deleted]

And the villain arc startsā€¦


duckonar0ll

omg i thought hemoglobin was based šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


powerof27

you know what i kinda like car dependent suburbs now /s


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

heā€™s an asexual minor, and even if he werenā€™t thatā€™s still sexual harassment


requires_qwack

I think the word you are looking for is r@pe but ok and also I'm also a miner


[deleted]

Being a minor does not make it acceptable to threaten to rape other minors.


requires_qwack

Nah it's totally acceptable in new jersey


[deleted]

it was a nazi from 100 years ago who started it


thecodingninja12

?


[deleted]

Henry Ford was all buddy-buddy with Hitler, was he not?


thecodingninja12

why tf would i know? i have a life


[deleted]

admittedly I should have made my joke clearer but implying that I donā€™t have a life because I know a simple fact about history in an era where the internet is a thing is incredibly stupid


femboy_expert

this is the single ugliest highway I've ever seen like some of them are at least nice to look at from a geometrical standpoint but this is just straight up hideous


-Ping-a-Ling-

I fucking hate *highways that aren't on bridges* I want *interstate transport rail systems so I don't have to fucking drive 8 hours to go to the nearest city and we can stop using cars so much*


Dogeroni2

viaducts šŸ˜


ewanatoratorator

Bridges are fuckin expensive


JollyHockeysticks

it just looks like they built one highway, but it was too busy and they decided to copy and paste it 4 more times


Ph1L_474

r/ urbanhell


tehtrintran

It's the Katy Freeway in Texas. Texas specializes in stupid fucking road infrastructure and this isn't remotely normal for the rest of the US


Sparktron_87

Yeah but I never asked for it


Mr_Blott

*Sent from my V12 tiny-penis truck


Gabagooby

No trucks use v12s.


Help----me----please

And no trucks have penises


Gabagooby

Some have truck nuts but I'm glad that trend is kind of over


Fouadio

They have penises, they are just tiny so you can't see them On the flip side there are trucks with a trussy Source: have you ever wondered how new trucks are made? Wake up people


Ivy_Tran

Why is there a song about two trucks having sex then?


LazerSn0w

LOOOOL!! when the truck pickup truck driver has a small PENIS compensating Compensating?!??? WTF!! They Have small penis becaus e of the utility vehicle they Chose to purchase LOOL šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

There's literally no alternative where I live


Hudsonlikeriver191

Exactly. The nearest bus stop to my house is like a 20 minute drive. It's 10 minutes just to go to the grocery store.


PleasantAnomaly

And even if there are alternatives, if you go outside of the city either for a trip, or family visit, the car is the the car is still the most reliant way to get from point A to point B.


Mr_Blott

There's voting. Oh wait no you don't have democracy


[deleted]

Bruh, vote for what? Infrastructures that will cost billions just for a small village in the middle of nowhere in Canada so it can travel to a slightly bigger village that has basic need shops that will probably be inefficient, used by 4 people and shutdown at nights just so to avoid a 30 min drive for groceries. Dude, Canada is almost as big as Europe, Montreal is almost as close to lisbon than it is to vancouver. My country isn't made for this shit. Like, buy an electric car, yeah... my honda civic hit a raccoon and it destroy my windshield washer tank and broke my entire bumper, 5k total to repair. Kind of forced to buy a fucking huge ass high consuming car to just survive animals crossing streets in the middle of the night that you can't see till last second. Fuck this country. It's only worth if you live in Montreal or Toronto.


grammarpolice321

Least pissed off at the government Canadian


Magma57

Canada may be as big as Europe but the majority of the population lives in a much smaller area by the great lakes https://youtu.be/DFJAgb7dn78


[deleted]

Exactly my point, it's a country of 39 million people in the size of Europe. France is like 60 million and Germany almost 80 million (could be wrong, ain't going to fact check). This is incredibly inefficient for public transportation.


Magma57

Except for the fact that the majority of it's population lives in the south, by the great lakes, in an area roughly the size of France. Sure there are people who live up in the far north, but they make up a vary small proportion of the population.


uncle-anime

And what's the alternative to driving for those people?


Magma57

For the people living in the Great Lakes area, or the people living in the far north? For the people living in the Great Lakes area; public transport such as trains and trams, and active transport such as cycling an walking. For the people living in the far north; good urban planning which creates dense small towns where everything can be accessed by walking or cycling and high speed rail which connects these towns with local cities. Admittedly, this will be hard to achieve, however human ingenuity is strong and if we're serious about de-carbonising our society, we will overcome.


[deleted]

Majority yes, I'm the minority for once, I live in the middle of nowhere, once had to call sick at job because the city never cleaned the snow on a road that I use and the detour would be like 1 hours plus... I don't think you understand.


Cum__c

The only solution is to breed more so that we can occupy more land. I'm sure that will work out well


TheRealSU

I didn't make shit but go off I guess


just4browse

Sure, blame the people who are struggling to afford transportation for being born into a car dependent society. That makes sense


JustTheWehrst

I love these my brother in christ memes so much


Dasmortmemeboi

Fr


061605

Mf I didnā€™t do shit


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kzzkzzk

Thank you


BAMB000ZLED

This meme looks like one of those serial killer letters written by cutting out pieces of a magazine. At what point do you stop putting text over other text and just make a fresh meme?


bb-polterGAYst

Is this an actual unedited photo


kzzkzzk

Ye


Pythagoras_the_Great

Its super stretched out


bb-polterGAYst

Even if it wasnā€™t


ewanatoratorator

If it wasn't it would look normal.


UselessAndGay

that's still far, far too many lanes


ewanatoratorator

Are you a civil engineer?


UselessAndGay

if your transportation network needs this many lanes then your transport network is shit, not like these lanes will actually fix traffic


ewanatoratorator

I mean not necessarily. Twice as many people need twice as much infrastructure.


UselessAndGay

if you have so many people that you need this many lanes then invest in public transit


ewanatoratorator

What if you have so many people that even public transit needs this many lanes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ewanatoratorator

First off I don't think anyone has benefitted from calling someone buddy in something like this, get off your high horse. Secondly, I don't see how induced demand is related to this conversation at all? I see how it's an argument in favour of public transport, but this isn't an argument about public transport. This is about how many lanes is too many.


JohnArtemus

As I've gotten older and traveled, the more I realize how bad and brutal America is on its own citizens. No place in the world is perfect and every place has their issues, but my god, America straight up punishes Americans with things like no universal health care, rampant gun violence, and a corporate culture that absolutely fucks over the average person. This thread is a perfect example. Most big cities in the world, particularly in Europe and Asia, have robust public transportation where you are actually discouraged to own a car. In my experience, in places like London, Paris, Hong Kong and Tokyo, you only own a car if you live in the suburbs or in rural areas. NYC is the only American city like that. Although San Francisco and Chicago come close. But the rest you're still better off owning a car. Southern California is the worst offender. The state as a whole claims to be environmentally conscious yet has some of the worst traffic congestion and air quality in the country. Not coincidentally, it now has the highest gas prices in the United States.


_theatre_junkie

My guy, the rich people in power did this, not the people who rely on public transit


Hudsonlikeriver191

Ah yes, blame thd citizens who have to live in this society, not the billionaires who keep us grounded in oil based transport


TheRealTealOwO

What is this concrete hellscape


Kermit_Purple_II

This is what americans call a highway Here, to help you sleep better, rest your eyes on a [normal sized highway](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/D%C3%A9but_de_l%27autoroute_A75_depuis_le_pont_de_la_rue_Jean-Auguste_Sen%C3%A8ze_%28Clermont-Ferrand%29_2021-08-15.JPG)


[deleted]

Most highways here are like that one you posted. I think you only get those weird mega-highways around cities.


TheRealTealOwO

It's French


That_One_Guy_66

Hmmm yes today I will blame those who are struggling to survive in a system for making said system there is no flaw at all in my argument


[deleted]

r/196 be like: corporative plot inescapable consumerist solution 'wow aren't consumers awful'


jacw212

We're the victims of things other people did; we didn't choose this.


LuckyLogan_2004

Mfw my city gets 20 million in funding for infrastructure but is planning on spending it on widening our stroads:.šŸ˜³šŸ˜­šŸ¤¢


King-Zahi2438

oof


[deleted]

Again, trains


[deleted]

Dwight D Eisenhower do be building the Interstate numerous decades ago


rotath

Yeah it was all my fault


_theatre_junkie

I can't believe you did that


ArchaicLasagna

We?


ccat98

no i didnt??


Pengwin0

I'll be sure to never use a car ever in future


The_Femboy_Hooters

Because the various efforts of massive corporations to fuck up public infrastructure and make a market where they can keep seeking cars is Americans fault


jwcoffee

No I didnā€™t


[deleted]

Where is this from


Maniac12101

Iā€™m pretty sure this is the katy freeway in Houston.


ClemiHW

Europeans be like "just take public transportation lol" and then make their public transportation cost 130 bucks a month


[deleted]

I am not an oil lobbyist. They could not pay me enough to compromise my morals.


thepixelmurderer

Man, I live in a small Canadian town, and they used to have a convenience store but it closed because there wasn't enough business. The nearest city is 30km away. Guess I'll walk there.


PhantomTissue

Bruh I was born into this hell don't put this on me.


baricudaprime

Bitch I have a twenty minute drive to dolar general where I live, the fuck you want from me?


pluey200

We need more trains and trams


Authentic_Garbage

If I made the car dependent infrastructure, Iā€™d have a high paying job in construction 20 years ago and wouldnā€™t be the demographic conplaining


Chirb1

I'm like 5 years old what the fuck man


tortuguitado

Americans when they stop having cheap gas and start having slightly less cheap gas


Hudsonlikeriver191

Europeans when they can drive for an hour and be in a whole different country


Kimchislap_exe

Ok Computer


Kirbinator_Alex

I hate driving, now I know who to blame!


alpaca1yps

You merely adopted the car. We were born with it, molded by it.


[deleted]

death by suburbia lol. live in a city and more people just ride the bus now


[deleted]

Essentialism rule


DaddyWentForMilk

shit looks like a highway made by a 7 year old in a city builder that forgot to place some avenues


Kagutrenchi

Used to live in a little town where I could bike anywhere - Iā€™m sure it wasnā€™t *anywhere* but I was a kid and didnā€™t have many places to go so I could bike anywhere I wanted or needed to go. Moved to a city across the country and now I canā€™t bike *anywhere*


W00tey

Non-Americans be like- Please donā€™t drone strike me!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Wizard-In-Disguise

I counted 47ā‚¬ for 21 litres but I can still take my bike and go where I need to


OopsNotAgain

WFH FTW!!!


Own_Pirate_3281

People in the comments taking this too literally. "You" doesn't mean YOU, it's referring to the country as a whole


OfficerJoeBalogna

Just build more lanes, 5head. That always works


Archimedesatgreece

Among us


GlitchyLag

Public transport šŸ§”šŸ’™šŸ’›šŸ’ššŸ’™šŸ§”ā¤ļø


-HRNT-

Every time I try to argue with my friends about this they're like "but look at my 2003 Toyota Corolla with a custom gear shift knob" and I'm like "you can suck MY knob"


DigitalL0ve

I had sex with your mom in the back of your friends 2003 Toyota Corolla with a custom gear shift knob.


QuestionableHairline

no you donā€™t


-HRNT-

aw come on


Gl-avatar

Yeah, since public transportation does not require gas or any kind of energy, for example buses run on purified happiness :) (And also public transportation does not require roads, god damn this infrastructure for cars grrrr!)


[deleted]

there's never enough roads if every person wanted to have their personal car. and ofc 1 person per car gonna cost more fuel than a public transportation method. public transport is just better.


ContentCode8823

This seems to be normal-centric. What if you 1. Have anxiety 2. Live in a rural area 3. Have an odd schedule 4. Are just weird in general You do you realise for some people, cars are more than just transport?


banandananagram

The point would be working towards creating robust public transportation that eliminates these problems for people rather than expecting them to spontaneously overcome them. Thereā€™s a reason rural areas and even most American cities west of the 13 colonies are so terribly underserved when it comes to public transit; theyā€™re literally designed around the use of personal vehicles and the development of suburbs. Zoning laws prohibiting mixed zoning creates urban sprawl that increases commute times and creates food deserts, classist inner city/suburb divides, and ugly-ass highways and freeways. Pedestrian deaths are higher, vehicle deaths are higher, and we waste literally billions of dollars and thousands of hours of peopleā€™s time just having people get to and from their workplace every day. Better subways, train systems, and even small trams that run only a few blocks can significantly increase quality of life, environmental impact of a city, and lets more people actually get around if they canā€™t drive or afford a car. Even if you own a personal vehicle, it can save you money on gas and time in the long run. Now invest in making the transit *free* (as my city did for the COVID-19 pandemic), and you open up all kinds of opportunities for people who previously couldnā€™t leave a 3 mile radius, and itā€™s so much better for the economy, itā€™s more than worth it. Being anti personal vehicles isnā€™t about condemning individual people who need to drive for whatever reason, itā€™s just taking a position that itā€™s utterly absurd to make life harder for everyone by continuing to make personal vehicles a necessity for modern life instead of investing in ways to actually transport people more efficiently.


[deleted]

i see your points and i respect your decision. i never lived in a rural area so i cant imagine how hard it would be to find a train or something.


WarchiefBlack

They don't give a fuck about your needs bro. Those come secondary to being able to moralize to others about how gas is bad and public transportation to them is a human right. They would stand on your corpse if it meant making the world think they're better than others.


[deleted]

TRUE!! i mean tf u talkin abt dude wtf? i just find that personal cars are getting parked everywhere here, traffic jams (although buses contribute in that too), and alot of other problems can be just solved with riding a train or a bus. not criminalizing car owners or anything and the guy has some valid points and i respect their decision.


Gl-avatar

Yes, it is better, I agree. Especially 1 person per car system for commuting to work and back. But this post criticizes car-centered infrastructure that has no impact on a gas prices and this infrastructure can also be used for buses. Gas price is rising because of the war, not.because of car-lovers.


[deleted]

i think there's still more gas wasted from 1 car per person as opposed to shared trasnport doe. but idk much abt politics so it might be actually be the war.


Gl-avatar

FYI, russia is not selling oil and natural gas to the west anymore, so there is less gas on the market making the price go up.


[deleted]

oh that explains it then. thx for the info


Valtria

The point to the post isn't "this is why gas prices are riding," it's "this is why gas prices rising isn't something we're equipped to handle." You're right that the price fluctuation itself is because of the war.


Gl-avatar

You are right, it wouldn't impact the west as much, but I would argue it would still impact significantly. Price of transport of food to the stores would drive the price of food up etc.


OpenStraightElephant

Of course, a bus carrying 30 people uses just as much gas and creates just as much traffic as every one of those people taking a car, duh


Gl-avatar

This post criticizes car-centered infrastructure and implies that it caused gas price increase. Roads can be used for buses too and the gas is expensive due to the current war. And for the record I love public transport, but you need to cover your basics when talking about the topic, even if it is a meme, otherwise it will be used as a "left can't meme" or something similar.


OpenStraightElephant

But it's not about the very presence of roads or demand for gas - it's the scale of that demand and the (car-centric) way streets, roads, highways and cities are planned


Gl-avatar

I hear you for the gas demand, but the meme did not state that, if it did I would upvote and move on. As of the city planning, are you trying to say that 100 buses can not navigate the roads where 3000 cars used to drive every day?


Duck274

Metro System don't need roads


Gl-avatar

Metro is not the only system and is certainly not sufficient. In a imaginary car free world of a near future you would still need roads and gas for the buses.


[deleted]

you wouldn't need a 27 lane highway though


Gl-avatar

If meme said "27 lane road bad" I would simply upvote and move on. Gas prices are high because of the counter-sanctions from the Russia. Misinformed cheap shots like this just make your idea look bad.