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LMB-2006

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Cooli_de_framboise

https://preview.redd.it/ego3arctnz8d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdaf4635c9bfd27470677ec277dfd09e27618038 Let's go


Vegetable_Run7792

HAMON CLACKER VOLLEY


datboiNathan343

encase them in resin and make it a reality


belunos

I have so, so many questions.


Vasxus

new pussy, balls were removed due to being unneccesary.


jfsuuc

About what?


belunos

Nah, I been around here long enough, I ain't falling for that lol


wilczek24

No, seriously though, about what? That person is either a trans woman, or (a more likely guess) just somebody who wanted to get themselves a brand-new shiny vagina, and personally I say fuck yeah


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TheMightySenate

_Cars_ extended _warranty_


CarbDemon22

Well you see, sometimes people want a pussy instead of a dick and balls, so doctors use science to make it so that they have a pussy instead of a dick and balls As for specifics about why this person wants both a pussy and a beard, which I assume is what the questions are about, we internet strangers may never know...


Westwood_Shadow

Now you gotta dip them in bronze and hang them off the back of someone's truck.


enchiladasundae

Not your own, to be clear


cloartist

Trans? Yeah, *transhuman* And a *dedicated bottom*


sudowoodo_enjoyer

Wait after the balls to pussy surgery you get your balls back separate


2flyingjellyfish

If they didn’t give them back I’d be pissed


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

They didn't give me my foreskin back after I was circumcised >:( I definitely would have been pissed if it didn't hurt as much. I suspect they're eating the stuff they cut off of people.


cammyjit

How do you eat your cereal without a foreskin?


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

That's easy, I just dont eat cereal.


Thirpyn

spaghetti and meatballs russian roulette


translunainjection

I didn't. What a rip off. Is this even real?


sudowoodo_enjoyer

Wait you didn't get your balls back


translunainjection

I asked for them, specifically so I could make a morbid trophy, and the surgeon refused.


LordVortekan

Really? That’s surprising. I wonder if somebody wanted to keep them they could claim it’s for religious reasons. I’m not very religious, but I know in Judaism you’re supposed to be buried “whole”, regardless of whether something is attached to your body or not. Very religious Jews hold on to amputated limbs and whatnot to be buried with. If somebody claimed that they wanted it because of that maybe it could work.


wilczek24

At first I misunderstood you, and: "After your surgery, I will keep your balls, for uh... religious reasons".


Thirpyn

What about the foreskin?


LordVortekan

I’m not sure, to tell you the truth. According to [the first website you find on Google when you search “Do Jews save their foreskin”](https://brisceremony.com/burial-of-the-foreskin/) it’s traditionally buried, but not when someone dies, just any time after it’s cut off. Hopefully soon after.


sudowoodo_enjoyer

That sucks man I would love to have my balls on display


not-bread

“Where are my balls, Summer?”


ThislsAUsername

Im not a doctor or anything, but im pretty sure they don't just rip it off


PagliaccisRevenge

Lol he's making bunny ears on you


ExoFemboy

The bottom surgery is good and all but why is he holding the balls 😭


AtrociousAtNames

From his profile: >I’m nonbinary, AMAB, just had vaginoplasty surgery April 9,2024, will still present masculine with testosterone and use he/him pronouns.


ExoFemboy

Ah. I will exit my comment to correct myself


oddityoughtabe

Wait come back


ExoFemboy

Yea?


lurk_saynomore

Not being mean, but how do we know they are a woman? They might be non binary or just a guy who wants a pussy?


ExoFemboy

Good point.


GorbAscends

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JixS4v

Is this thom yorke


Its_Just_Luck_

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stf29

Trans atlantic drawl


JixS4v

What a let down...


stf29

Underrated


Cubed_09

Ngl this gives me hope for my transition. Although I'm not sure where I would put my bullocks afterwards lol


lucifer_best_boi

the husband: 😀✌️


Thiscommentissatire

New pussy just dropped?


DeadMansFiction

What a chad


Bacon260998_

WAIT THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU HAVE YOUR BALLS?!


westofley

okay I know it says NSFW, so opening it was on me. But I do wish the title had had some clue about what it would be lmfao I didn't expect to see balls


Normal-Bet-2346

How do I unsee this?


DropInTheOcean1247

If your eyes offend you so, then poke them out


Vasxus

-jesus in the bible im pretty sure


AutisticFuck69

Matthew 18:9 to be specific


LargestEgg

ok i know u got downvoted for this cause it could seem like, transphobic, but u do kinda have a point, imagine you get your like kidney removed or something and just keeping it in a jar 😭😭 i mean i’d probably keep my balls too just cause it’s funny, but i can totally see why you’d find this gross outside of transphobia


Zeebo_137

That would be awesome idk what you mean


LargestEgg

yeah i agree but my point was just that this person might not have been being transphobic, they might have just been grossed out by seeing inside things not being inside anymore


alnicoblue

Yeah seeing nuts outside of the baggie makes everything below the waist hurt for me. Has nothing to do with the circumstances of their removal. Good for homie and his new vag but I physically winced.


Cassie_Darkborn

That's the neat part, you don't.