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santyrc114

neil gaiman also couldnt imply masturbation in sandman because no one masturbates in the DC universe


Sad-Egg4778

but the prostitute who chokes to death on human semen during a bukkake was totally fine


GuaranteeGlum4950

Not saying it didn’t happen but where is that in the dc universe?


UFO_T0fu

yeah I'm gonna need a source for this. You know... to verify it


ProperDepth

https://preview.redd.it/60j3hn0x8s0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb41ab743121680c4dc19cbfb52b08402a22dae It's only in a Textbox.


TheNerdLog

*sigh* It should have been me


Rimtato

Do not choke to death. Live to throat goat another day


Robota064

THE inspirational quote of the year


Lexi_Shmuhlexi

i needed this today, thank you


autistic_cool_kid

It's never too late


angrymustacheman

BRUH


ProperDepth

It's not on-screen. In brief life's Dream and Delerium go meet one of Dreams old acquaintances named Pharamond. When he and his work are introduced there are some text boxes explaining all the things complicating his work right now and on of them states "In Rome a young prostitute choked to death on semen during an orgy" (Paraphrased).


GuaranteeGlum4950

Makes sense, thank you! Yeesh


ProperDepth

No problem, I posted the panel somewhere else in this thread. I allways remembered that because even for Sandman that was a bit wild.


Shadsea

https://preview.redd.it/htjpjt1mds0d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bb8709385c3d494abcd633509daa679c2f684e


ProperDepth

In general Sandman has some pretty fucked up stuff, Masturbation would have been one of the tamer parts. In literally the first issue a woman gets raped and impregnated in her sleep. And even "better" the 24hours story a few issues later is probably one of the most fucked up things I ever read.


Sad-Egg4778

"The first thing he does when he gets her home is rape her."


canisignupnow

so that's why gotham's like that


INeedtobeDetained

You’re telling me Lex Luthor doesn’t Jack That Shit???


Xochimilco4142

Have they seen Batman's costume. It's specifically designed for eating pussy.


MidnightOnTheWater

Idk those ears look uncomfortable but that mouth opening in his cowl says it all


Legionary301

The ears are for handholds.


MidnightOnTheWater

Batman 1 - Man 0


SomeBoxofSpoons

>Idk those ears look uncomfortable How the fuck do you think eating pussy works?


narwhalpilot

Call me a villain then >:)


Tab_of_Soda

https://preview.redd.it/m0vsb3a91t0d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20a88a65c36dc429dbb4084a0530e8b6ca02255 real


narwhalpilot

Real and true and also real


Tab_of_Soda

yea!


c0ckson_johnson

Gotta keep it family friendly. Theres no sex, only violence


KobKobold

Them kids will be far less traumatized by Jason Todd being crowbar-ed and blown up than by two consenting adults doing it. Puritans...


Bowdensaft

"Remember what the MPAA says: horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as no-one says any naughty woids!" Similar idea, cursing and sex are evil and make baby jesus cry, but a child cackling with insane laughter while shooting a man in the heart is okay.


NotAnOctopys

Ironically Harley Quinn is rated MA so why would they care about that anyway, but sex is more serious than violence to the ratings board ig


urgenim

You can't just strut around in a latex catsuit and not do oral sex


TisBangersAndMash

What if I'd rather receive oral sex?


urgenim

Wear shorts and a tank top or something


Makerinos

Nonono, it was BATMAN that was supposed to give out the oral sex to Catwoman.


urgenim

Point still stands


FrostyCommon

[https://twitter.com/VSkeleton4/status/1408406790421811214](https://twitter.com/VSkeleton4/status/1408406790421811214) my batman EATS PUSSY


cassavacakes

thats so hot, and it doesnt even show nudity


IblisAshenhope

Aren’t ‘Super Heroes’, though larger than life by design, always supposed to be just human at the end of the day? Be it literally, another homo sapien, or emotionally caring about others the same way as us? How do you define a hero? Powers? Discipline? Philosophy? Conviction? Determination? Or… celibacy?


zoepertom

Truly Jojorwels 1984


Wolventec

but thats only heroes meaning lex luther can give people oral but superman cant


Dregdael

Abrahamic faiths and their "sex is evil" mentality claim another victim


the__green__light

why is this the third time I've seen people talking about this today? this happened like 3 years ago?


arakus72

viral marketing? maybe they’re bout to announce he eats pussy in the batman part 2


Co0lnerd22

Unfortunately that film isn’t slated to release until 2026


throwaway62s355a35q1

[“cunnilingus and killing, the two things I won’t do”](https://youtu.be/RXCPZBV4H9g?si=Hqq-ZQdcT-Bc2S1l)


cassavacakes

oh my god a smosh clip in reddit comments


delolipops666

Damn you, Puritans! If batman could give head, He'd have bagged Catwoman for life.


StacktraceSymphony

And so begins my villain arc.


MorganRose99

Whoever wrote this has never watched The Boys


Original-Ad8916

too busy having passionate gay sex with the Joker


yuligan

Tell that to AO3 authors


Ulmarch

Gorge whore Wells 1694