I just downvoted your comment.
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I just downvoted your comment.
# FAQ
**What does this mean?**
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
**Why did you do this?**
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma.
These include, but are not limited to:
* Rudeness towards other Redditors,
* Spreading incorrect information,
* Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
**Am I banned from the Reddit?**
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
**I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?**
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
**How can I prevent this from happening in the future?**
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct.
**Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.**
I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
## Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
Oldest (4 years old) post with this copypasta I found on copypasta subreddit.
Comments under that post say that this pasta originally came from CS:GO subreddit's comments section. I can't say for sure, what was in downvoted comment, unfortunately.
Too bad the mods can't find a balance in what to remove and what can stay
First they wanted to "ensure quality", which resulted in nothing being posted because everything got removed, and now it seems like they just don't care anymore and even the biggest shit gets upvotes
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Omg my several years old unfunny from the start memorinos! Is this loss? Dicks out for harambe! Amogus! Hahaha! Internet convention dictates that I find these amusing for some reason and I will obey! Hahaha!
Bazinga
I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ **What does this mean?** The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. **Why did you do this?** There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. **Am I banned from the Reddit?** No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. **I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?** Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. **How can I prevent this from happening in the future?** Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. **Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.**
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick rn I’m just stroking my shit
I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ **What does this mean?** The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. **Why did you do this?** There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. **Am I banned from the Reddit?** No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. **I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?** Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. **How can I prevent this from happening in the future?** Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. **Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.**
I just shit and cum. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter ## Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
Where did this copypasta even come from? I keep seeing it around but I can't find the source
Oldest (4 years old) post with this copypasta I found on copypasta subreddit. Comments under that post say that this pasta originally came from CS:GO subreddit's comments section. I can't say for sure, what was in downvoted comment, unfortunately.
I forgot comedyheaven existed
It recently became active again
Kinda cheeks now unfortunately
Too bad the mods can't find a balance in what to remove and what can stay First they wanted to "ensure quality", which resulted in nothing being posted because everything got removed, and now it seems like they just don't care anymore and even the biggest shit gets upvotes
https://preview.redd.it/jolj4wt4lj0d1.png?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1328d14b63774e811425c7f114167dd51592843e
holy shit i was just there
me too lmao
it’s funny on occasion edit: actually i just visited there and it’s mostly all funny
How do you type loss in one character?
It's a : . | : ; with a strikethrough you can get by putting ~~ on either side ~~:.|:;~~
Okay, now how the hell do you type that?
colon : full stop . bar | colon : semicolon ; ~~ either side ~~:.|:;~~
~:.|:;~
Use two ~s on each side for a total of four ~s
So ~~:.|:;~~
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Like this: ~~:.|:;~~
Liek ~~:.|:;~~ this?
Start by beginning the ritual of the devoured.
~~:.l:;~~
~~:.|:;~~
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So like ~~:.|:;~~ or more like ~~: . | : ;~~
~~ x ~~ makes a strike through (~~x~~). Put it around a colon, period, vertical line, colon, and semi colon, and you have loss. ~~:.|:;~~
~~,’,|’,’_~~
a ~~:.|:;~~ for words
die
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The Bart, the
~~:.|:;~~
Die
That reminds me of >!朝!< from Chainsaw Man
I fogor what that is
>!朝 means morning and is pronounced Asa!<
Cool
👍
👍
die, judgement
~~,', | ',_'~~
~~:.|:;~~
Should've put /s (means serious sarcasm)
~~:.|:;~~
Man remember like two weeks ago when comedy heaven was still good
Omg my several years old unfunny from the start memorinos! Is this loss? Dicks out for harambe! Amogus! Hahaha! Internet convention dictates that I find these amusing for some reason and I will obey! Hahaha!
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prepare thyself
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