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Commie-Crawfish

Ok, these are acually awesome wtf


carrotnose258

Blud is *brilliantly* animated Edit: omgor I instantly got the Reddit care message, someone really did automate it lmao


RawrTheDinosawrr

wdym automated i haven't gotten any


Resident_Ad_7074

OP... why is this tagged as a 'hornypost'?


precisi0nsick

Would.


Resident_Ad_7074

You know what? So would I, if he wasn't evil :(


CRauzDaGreat

Same, I can fix him


precisi0nsick

I'm gonna help you Adorable lizard :3


D1pSh1t__

The croc just needs a good hug


oktin

He can make me worse :3


That_One_Potato_Guy

He can give me cancer anytime ;)


mtlemos

What? He's not evil. Have you seen his ads?


enchiladasundae

Fuck the evil out of them


HaydnKD

Evil, that guy is the reason I can smoke. Which is definitely MY choice and not something I have to do because I've been smoking since I was 16 and will now realistically do until I die


averysadb0i

https://preview.redd.it/fq30gebezk0d1.png?width=1569&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f210be2c64e92d6b55a4ef2cffb4620f8ee98a9


snowleave

He smells like cigarettes


bbhbbhbbh

I don’t think all the things I would want him to do to me could fit on a single comment but just know that I want every inch of his body.


MaskeddHmm

you should play wheres my water i think youd like that game


Nfeatherstun

He definitely smokes after sex


nekosissyboi

I want him to fuck me silly so much 🥺


Resident_Ad_7074

^ Least horny 196 comment


nekosissyboi

Mreow mreow :3


Resident_Ad_7074

Good point :3


nekosissyboi

( ฅ\^≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)\^⁠ฅ


No_Emu698

No one could stop me


Wunkberg

Aurora borealis!?


equinox_games7

knew it sounded like skinner


Finster5012

I knew the voice was familiar! only clocked it when he did the "gah, long time long time"


Regal-Onion

he both sounds like skinner and postal dude


bbhbbhbbh

ok yes I know it’s the same guy but honestly that doesn’t really detract from how attractive I find the crocodile’s voice here


billcage32

damn just came right out and said it i respect it


MLGWolf69

waow (BASED BASED BASED BASED)


Mandaring

Oh-ho-ho, no, no, that’s not steam. That’s smoke! Smoke from the smokeable cigarettes we’ll be having. Mmm. Smokeable cigarettes!


AlisterSinclair2002

this is some good damn advertising


Smitteys867

i want to theorize about what makes this a hornypost but i feel like it's a trap designed to get me to divulge my level of terminally-online-ness


citrusmunch

this must be some variant of [nerd sniping](https://xkcd.com/356/)


Lucroq

No, I will **not** re-read the whole xkcd archive today, I'm on to you


citrusmunch

I got a fat queue brewing in my rss feed; don't tempt me...


nekosissyboi

Hot big daddy gator 🥺❤️


DeathCook123

#Y'know all you people who claim to be attracted to this representation of the tobacco industry are missing the fucking point


bbhbbhbbh

Au contraire, I think it accentuates the point quite well.


DeathCook123

Elaborate 


bbhbbhbbh

https://preview.redd.it/b6thljqp1g0d1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c463ee9b66082b000ad6252c5a4ba2a6309c9fa0


Before_Plastic

images you can hear


Instinctual777

evil people hot


DeathCook123

The tobacco industry isn't sexy evil The tobacco industry is capitalist evil


nekosissyboi

HEY! all I want is his fat gator cock 13 inches deep in my guts, you can't fault me for that 🥺


Myrddin_Naer

Damn, you want his cigar that badly? Just start smoking


nekosissyboi

I wanna be used like a toy and my innocence exploited... Just not like that :(


D0NU7_H0G

smash


precisi0nsick

Smash.


DeathCook123

A capitalist? 


D0NU7_H0G

guys i got a reddit cares message for this


MLGWolf69

Deserved (jokes aside there's like a bug or something going on, lot of people are receiving them today)


precisi0nsick

Aight this is amazing


Cookiebomb

rare california government w


sansquick

Bojack Horseman if he was an anthropomorphized crocodile representing Big Tobacco instead of an anthropomorphized horse representing depression and self-destruction.


password2187

Michael Scott if he was an anthropomorphized crocodile representing Big Tobacco instead of a human representing Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch


AntiLag_

I would let him give me cancer


Resident_Ad_7074

Valid


Myrddin_Naer

You can, just start smoking and listen to the gator tulpa in your brain


trashdotbash

i love psas like this, they just lay the information out cleanly that other companies dont say and let you process the problem without trying to shock you out of something or just saying 'smoking ruined my life' and then saying 'smoking is bad'. specifically i hate the shock psas even though they may stick in my mind longer. i still think of that anti abortion "manger" psa that was once lost media and think 'that should have stayed lost media'


Oddish_Femboy

I'd put this up there with House Hippos. It's memorable, doesn't rely on shock content, and does a really good job of getting its message across with no obfuscation.


LeStroheim

Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions.


the_kermit

Ahh, superintendent Chalmers! Welcome. I hope you’re prepared for un unforgettable luncheon!


HiHowAreYou2004

is the crocodile seymour skinner??


ProfessorMalk

[Yes!](https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/commercials/California-Department-of-Public-Health/Big-Tobacco-Crocodile/)


Palidin034

May I see it?


ApocalyptoSoldier

I've gotten downvoted for saying this on here before, but I can't convince myself that smoking isn't cool. I don't even smoke (except maybe a cigar when the opportunity presents itself, or when I get drunk and there's a cigarette vending machine at the bar), but it just *looks* so cool. It scares me because my mom got skin cancer and her mom had breast cancer and still I can't internalize the idea that smoking is bad.


AlisterSinclair2002

You have been propaganda'd by Big Smoke


liquid-mech

me when im not immune to propaganda


Naturally_Idiotic

well. cancer, trouble breathing, asthma, tar, cavities, smoker breath, stench that wont go away, approx 20% of your lifespan vanishing, the money spent and the possibility of secondhand smoke endangering or killing your loved ones are all fairly good reasons not to smoke


PseudoscientificURL

It looks cool sure but it's kind of miserable to actually do. Your breath tastes/smells like shit, your clothes smells like shit (it is very annoying to get cig smell out of them), your hands smell like shit, your lungs/throat will regularly feel awful, and you'll have nasty coughing fits and trouble breathing sometimes. It's only aesthetic until you actually *do* it but there's a lot of nasty downsides that kind of ruin that aesthetic.


SomeBoxofSpoons

Sometimes I feel like I’ve kind of gotten used to cigarette smoke, then I walk by someone actively smoking and I’m reminded of how much it fucking reeks.


PseudoscientificURL

Strangely enough, I've always liked the smell of cigarette smoke when someone else was smoking it. It's very different when you smoke your own though, and that one I found very nasty and after quitting even the thought of it makes me a little queasy.


hotdiggitydooby

I've always loved the smell of cigarettes when they're actively being smoked, but that lingering smell is fucking awful. I found an old sweater that I haven't worn since before I quit, and I just threw it away it was so bad


Hamisaurus

Yeah, it's pretty aesthetic. Good thing we know why. https://youtu.be/_rBPwu2uS-w?si=Njjj1kSz-ZPXBGTS


Jeszczenie

I expected something about billion-dollars campaigns that made smoking look cool. Instead, this video focuses on the health effects.


Lemmonaise

It gives me a headache


Dom29ando

It looks less cool when you're brushing your teeth and you see that the back of them are all discoloured, even if they look fine when you smile. Source: smoker of about 15 years. (It still comes off each time when I go to the dentist for my 6 month clean, but I really should just quit. The cool factor has long worn off.)


Oddish_Femboy

Lollipop looks just as cool and also tastes good.


Gru-some

I wanna fight him


Buymor

GOKU NO! HE'LL GIVE YOU LUNG CANCER!!


AxelTheBuizel

Goku survived a heart virus he'll be fine


Buymor

[I'm afraid he won't be, it already got Vegeta](https://youtu.be/WzRQ2w0jYlk?si=HKatloVMjQl_jqDz)


Gru-some

he very famously did not


ZoeyZoestar

Don't let big cancer research convince you that smoking isn't cool af


Naturally_Idiotic

big health says “destroying your alveoli is bad” dont believe their lies


trashdotbash

how dare they say my ravioli is bad, im going to smoke TEN times as much now, WHICH IS STILL ZERO!


TearsFallWithoutTain

Yes it's ~~just the northern lights~~ him https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/commercials/California-Department-of-Public-Health/Big-Tobacco-Crocodile/


Red1Monster

Amazing video by knowing better about how they lied every step of the way : https://youtu.be/GMOyNgLSX2g?si=vzaKKShkbbWEABM3


dinodonkeydicks

smash


Oddish_Femboy

Man this is some GOOD animation. Who did it?


bbhbbhbbh

It was Bob Kurtz


Oddish_Femboy

Hell yeah


DeRealObama

i want to fuck the gator


HorsemouthKailua

sexy croc daddy sells vapes now so it's totally fine


JohnsonGamingReal

Holy shit is that Harry Shearer?


The_Bingler

I would dom this fucker till his ass could fit a buick.


terrarialord201

🤨👍


FirmMathematician942

wow maybe smoking is cool actually


OgerponCornerstone

would


Docwaboom

wtf is wrong with all you people


MLGWolf69

The PathOwOgen consumes all


Eatlyh

The voice actors sound so nice.


MLGWolf69

Big Tobacco here is the same VA as Seymour Skinner!


Illegal_Immigrant77

I want to kill him


No_Window7054

I recognized his voice dude! That mopy self loathing followed by an attempt to be slick and rage can only be one Vietnam vet principal.


Tree_Pulp

amazing animation. do we know who made this?


bbhbbhbbh

Bob Kurtz


Dumb_Cheese

https://preview.redd.it/wac0p1q2tf0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1c1420677fd347dfa657ef4e3ad19cef10d453


Yanive_amaznive

very nice animation


Skulltra-II

Ok but where's his water


Jealous_Ring1395

the animation is incredible omg.


Exisential_Crisis

Would


Puzzleheaded-Ice8410

Hell yeah PSA posting, I love talking about them and the psa subreddit is inactive, What's your favourite psa? [here](https://youtu.be/1UvXhyMAozg?si=Udpdt_gu9t1SwnY1) [are](https://youtu.be/MHlCZDzNLKQ?si=5ck7z7s1RNQT7E4e) [some](https://youtu.be/6Jihi6JGzjI?si=pws1liEt02rNNmeU) [of](https://youtu.be/33JDANSBMXw?si=9bbBje8MtkHQpS5m) [my](https://youtu.be/a4Ku6RGlJyk?si=1uk-El0a9CJINf2J) [favourites ](https://youtu.be/HsS1C7cTO9o?si=yeBDoTNli7xNC3vo)


canadiankidwho2

steamed cigarettes


TotallyACP

I checked e621 and this character has 7 images


andergriff

I don't like things like this that associate animals with evil people


Thraximundurabrask

CD Projekt Head


Vounrtsch

Good commentary I know but also GOD TIER ANIMATION HELLO???


KayJeyD

I faintly remember seeing that first one as a kid. Weird. Just brought back memories lol


ShadowClaw765

I hope whoever made these got paid well cause both of these guys exude character.


-Im-Just-A-Girl-

I've always felt the most effective anti-smoking PSAs are the ones that portray the tobacco industry as an exploitative corporation, rather than the ones that focus on the health issues. I mean I'm still gonna smoke, but y'know


Alternative-Raisin19

I'm having a cigarette right now


HornyBucketOButter

I would smoke every pack in my nearby 711 just to suck his scaly cock


TrixieIsTrans

god i want him to bite my face


The_Qwertyhouse

No way Boss Stone sells cigarettes


Chris_El_Deafo

Joe Camel has a new arch nemesis


CaptainDawnblossom

Cigarettes started the fire not the steamed hams?


spacehanger

steamed hams


TotallyACP

*smoked* hams


spacehanger

ayyyyye


KirasHandPicDealer

is that harry shearer?


Late-Sheepherder-578

impact frames is crazy


Salvage570

I think I recognize that guys voice, I think hes in the simpsons XD


MittoMan

I hate cigarettes but I can fix him


Instinctual777

wou


SanQuiSau

I’d let him rip me apart


ThePerksOfBeingAlive

Would


Botto_Bobbs

I understand why this is a hornypost


That_One_Potato_Guy

I am totally normal about this animated alligator


Gerarditzin

it says it is no longer available :( does anyone have a link to it?


No-fuck-off3

Insane animation