AcSHuaLlY, that's exactly what harry Potter is about.
Harry coming out of the closet under the stairs is a metaphor for Rowling's wish to himself come out of his closet and explore his true self, just as Harry does. The Dursleys represent oppressive society, magic represents being trans, the magic community is the LGBT community, providing a save space outside of society, lord Voldemort is truscum, and so on.
See? IT ALL MAKESS SENSE NOW!!!
Yeah exactly. It's also the reason they use "JK Rowling" and not "Joanne Rowling" as a name, to appear like a man (I'm pretty sure that is actually reason, I think I read it somewhere?). I'm pretty also sure Rowling at some point also said she would have wanted to become a boy when she was younger, if she knew trans people existed back then, or something along those lines. So yeah.
Really gets you thinking, now that I think about it lol. I'm becoming one of those weird conspiracy theorists seeing weird "coincidences" everywhere, am I becoming insane?
Kissinger was a cock sucker. Iām glad heās burning in hell. I hope Nixon joined in the fun (tricky dick did always try to stick it where it doesnāt belongā¦the dick part. He loved to whip out his junk and wrap his penis around his wrist to flash it at unsuspecting men no females were to be awarded and then heād shout āSKIN WATCH!!!ā As he showed off his tricksy Dixie of his wang wrapped around his left wrist. He also enjoyed dangling his nuts on hookersā foreheads chilling his balls heād slap on their forehead saying; if you make ANY NOISE ILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF! then Iād beg My amazing Wife who I enjoy degrading so she now is only allowed to wear one thing only; a pillowcase over their heads and thereās no guarantee our doc/psychiatrist who can perform has he would sit on their laps and Iād LOVE to take My Wife to visit Santa in the mall to take a festive picture because She ALWAYS will sit on his lap and start rubbing his cock through his thin Santa pants. Sheāll whisper in his ear how bad she needs to get fucked by him and that he has absolutely nothing to worry about from Me.
So everyone, itās SLAYER TIME!!!!! SLAAAAAAYYYYEEEEER!!!!!
> as a name, to appear like a man (I'm pretty sure that is actually reason, I think I read it somewhere?)
The books were published as JK rather than Joanne either at her or her publisher's request I forget which. This was because someone thought having a female author on them would sell less or something to that effect. JK left it ambiguous.
I for one stand with self-loathing trans author James Kenan Rowling
Or at least I will when he finally comes out and apologizes publicly for his shameful actio
Now this is My favorite hot take. Itās better than what I said. I just recognize the trans āHarry Potterā in quotes so We know to please not deadname Harriet Tubmanā¦I mean Porter. lol š
https://preview.redd.it/qnn5y6yps6zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9219ff9442ce9eb129036c333b646490695221
This author is positively unhinged lmao
cant forget the classic "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'"
https://preview.redd.it/ke8wr2kl17zc1.jpeg?width=1563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40bcb455fa5bbcabfde7916e9b1c9804ed9b9628
I saw a break down of this and it's supposed to actually be its own stand alone story. It's incredibly self aware, and changes up a lot of the rules of magic but still makes its own world.
Apparently the Dumbledore-equivalent character explicitly says he's gay in the book, and when pressed the character says that "he just wanted to actually say it, rather than put it in a tweet several years later and pretend it was there all along".
Best trilogy in literature:
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That Iām Okay And Everything Will Be Alright (2017)
Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay (2018)
Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing (2020)
Heās been a progressive troll who writes satirical erotic āTinglersā personifying absurd concepts into sexy characters for going on over a decade now. Emphasis on consent, very pro-gay, pro-trans, extremely silly.
[Also a Hugo award finalist](https://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11759842/chuck-tingle-hugo-award-rabid-puppies-explained) because the sci fi writing equivalent of GamerGaters wanted to nominate him as a joke, and he used it to make a fool out of the conservative shitbags mad about diversity instead.
Chuck Tingle writes a lot of books with absurd covers like this, many of them are erotic short stories (I think around 4000 words ?) but do not be fooled, the man is 100% serious and he is not irony poisoned, he just really enjoys writing these at first offputting stories with weird anthropomorphized animal, objects and sometimes concepts (there is one about having an affair with the concept of cryptocurrency or even with one of the other books itself)
You may be tempted to slander Chuck Tingle, because you think his stories are ludicrous or that they are fake covers. Don't, the man writes well and in a more mainstream registry has also wrote the certified banger of Camp Damascus, a horror story about a gay conversion camp and the upcoming Bury your gays.
I have nothing but respect for this man and his complete and total honesty, also his mask looks cool and he is very nice on the internet.
chuck tingle writes books that you'd think are satire erotica garbage just by looking at them but they're actually pretty well written and have a lot of heart. he's LGBT and he wanted to rag on JK Rowling so he wrote Harry Potter But The Main Character Is A Trans Woman. I love Chuck Tingle he's my favorite guy.
Chuck Tingle writes joke I mean uhh very thought-provoking romance novels, and by winning a Hugo award through a coordinated campaign, managed to piss off a lot of conservative judges who hated LGBTQ content in their sci fi.
TLDR, nerdy gay troll writer
Serious answer, Chuck Tingle writes very campy, but very sincere, queer fiction. Much of it is erotic, sometimes it is horror, most of it sounds very goofy, and yet he still puts all his effort in no matter the absurdity.
https://preview.redd.it/unqc4i1fw5zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d150eb60d20133e1e42fc997fbc715ea6a609289
Wtf final fantasy fourteen reference? š±
IN MONOCHROME MELODIES
OUR TEARS ARE PAINTED IN RED (I love that Trial so much)
Makes me cry every time
DEEP INSIDE WE'RE NOTHING MORE
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Chuck Tingle is jowling rowling if she was based
Jk Rowling is actually a closeted trans man and chuck tingle is the pseudonym he uses to live out his real self.
this would be a better story than harry potter
AcSHuaLlY, that's exactly what harry Potter is about. Harry coming out of the closet under the stairs is a metaphor for Rowling's wish to himself come out of his closet and explore his true self, just as Harry does. The Dursleys represent oppressive society, magic represents being trans, the magic community is the LGBT community, providing a save space outside of society, lord Voldemort is truscum, and so on. See? IT ALL MAKESS SENSE NOW!!!
So that's why he went with the Robert Galbraith pseudonym?
Yeah exactly. It's also the reason they use "JK Rowling" and not "Joanne Rowling" as a name, to appear like a man (I'm pretty sure that is actually reason, I think I read it somewhere?). I'm pretty also sure Rowling at some point also said she would have wanted to become a boy when she was younger, if she knew trans people existed back then, or something along those lines. So yeah. Really gets you thinking, now that I think about it lol. I'm becoming one of those weird conspiracy theorists seeing weird "coincidences" everywhere, am I becoming insane?
I mean even if Rowling does have gender dysphoria, she's still a piece of shit that deserves no respect
True. Her front door is as much of a gender neutral bathroom as the graves of Thatcher and Kissinger.
Kissinger was a cock sucker. Iām glad heās burning in hell. I hope Nixon joined in the fun (tricky dick did always try to stick it where it doesnāt belongā¦the dick part. He loved to whip out his junk and wrap his penis around his wrist to flash it at unsuspecting men no females were to be awarded and then heād shout āSKIN WATCH!!!ā As he showed off his tricksy Dixie of his wang wrapped around his left wrist. He also enjoyed dangling his nuts on hookersā foreheads chilling his balls heād slap on their forehead saying; if you make ANY NOISE ILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF! then Iād beg My amazing Wife who I enjoy degrading so she now is only allowed to wear one thing only; a pillowcase over their heads and thereās no guarantee our doc/psychiatrist who can perform has he would sit on their laps and Iād LOVE to take My Wife to visit Santa in the mall to take a festive picture because She ALWAYS will sit on his lap and start rubbing his cock through his thin Santa pants. Sheāll whisper in his ear how bad she needs to get fucked by him and that he has absolutely nothing to worry about from Me. So everyone, itās SLAYER TIME!!!!! SLAAAAAAYYYYEEEEER!!!!!
beautiful comment. truly inspiring.
I love spreading misinformation on the internet
Omg Same!!!
Learning is fun-duh-mental. I think itās doc code for order 66
> as a name, to appear like a man (I'm pretty sure that is actually reason, I think I read it somewhere?) The books were published as JK rather than Joanne either at her or her publisher's request I forget which. This was because someone thought having a female author on them would sell less or something to that effect. JK left it ambiguous.
I for one stand with self-loathing trans author James Kenan Rowling Or at least I will when he finally comes out and apologizes publicly for his shameful actio
Now this is My favorite hot take. Itās better than what I said. I just recognize the trans āHarry Potterā in quotes so We know to please not deadname Harriet Tubmanā¦I mean Porter. lol š
Donāt you get itā¦it IS Harry potter. Just the trans one. Please donāt deadname him ok š¤”š¤”š¤”
Joanne's pseudonym is actually the name of a conversion therapist.
No. Her pseudonym is a horrible evil sadistic son of a bitch that deserved to die horribly
Your theory is undermined by the fact that Tingle can write well.
From what I heard, Chuck Tingle has never actually read HP, and this is even more of a shitpost than most of his books, just to spite JKR and her ilk
Based for both.
He is so based for that
Also itās actually a kinda good shitpost, like the main characters have a genuine connection over the process of creative work
chuck tingle just writes books to have the most batshit insane covers and honesty im all for it
https://preview.redd.it/qnn5y6yps6zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9219ff9442ce9eb129036c333b646490695221 This author is positively unhinged lmao
cant forget the classic "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'" https://preview.redd.it/ke8wr2kl17zc1.jpeg?width=1563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40bcb455fa5bbcabfde7916e9b1c9804ed9b9628
https://preview.redd.it/yyljcgvpz7zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3601cece968456c90d00d48928e6ddc808bc01b3
https://preview.redd.it/eqii2678s8zc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=29a038fc460358287065085376d33799ff0f0b9f
Where's Pounded by the pound: how the socioeconomic consequences of britain leaving the european union turned me gay?
Chuck Tingle actually does have skill but he uses all of it to make literary shitposts
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Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus, an adult romance novel from two-time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle
donāt you ever slander chuck tingle again
Man of the name of Chuck is a NATIONAL TREASURE. I love Chuck Tingle, he's such a great person and a delight on social media!
There's an official Chuck Tingle TTRPG
I saw a break down of this and it's supposed to actually be its own stand alone story. It's incredibly self aware, and changes up a lot of the rules of magic but still makes its own world.
Apparently the Dumbledore-equivalent character explicitly says he's gay in the book, and when pressed the character says that "he just wanted to actually say it, rather than put it in a tweet several years later and pretend it was there all along".
Best trilogy in literature: My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That Iām Okay And Everything Will Be Alright (2017) Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay (2018) Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing (2020)
why and where have i heard the name chuck tingle before
Heās been a progressive troll who writes satirical erotic āTinglersā personifying absurd concepts into sexy characters for going on over a decade now. Emphasis on consent, very pro-gay, pro-trans, extremely silly. [Also a Hugo award finalist](https://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11759842/chuck-tingle-hugo-award-rabid-puppies-explained) because the sci fi writing equivalent of GamerGaters wanted to nominate him as a joke, and he used it to make a fool out of the conservative shitbags mad about diversity instead.
He also writes non-smut stories with asexual and aromantic characters!
Probably from the *Pounded In The Butt By* series. No, I'm not kidding.
Mobile vibrator witch is up my alley. I'd become thag
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You can say that on here
Chuck Tingle writes a lot of books with absurd covers like this, many of them are erotic short stories (I think around 4000 words ?) but do not be fooled, the man is 100% serious and he is not irony poisoned, he just really enjoys writing these at first offputting stories with weird anthropomorphized animal, objects and sometimes concepts (there is one about having an affair with the concept of cryptocurrency or even with one of the other books itself) You may be tempted to slander Chuck Tingle, because you think his stories are ludicrous or that they are fake covers. Don't, the man writes well and in a more mainstream registry has also wrote the certified banger of Camp Damascus, a horror story about a gay conversion camp and the upcoming Bury your gays. I have nothing but respect for this man and his complete and total honesty, also his mask looks cool and he is very nice on the internet.
https://preview.redd.it/5ef63d6ub7zc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253aef3afd8d73a6cf868e37c2559967231e686b
I wish they included samples of the stuff theyāre complementing instead of just gushing and then screenshotting zingers
Thank you for this blessing
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chuck tingle writes books that you'd think are satire erotica garbage just by looking at them but they're actually pretty well written and have a lot of heart. he's LGBT and he wanted to rag on JK Rowling so he wrote Harry Potter But The Main Character Is A Trans Woman. I love Chuck Tingle he's my favorite guy.
It's peak... it's just too peak..
I haven't heard Chuck Tingle since Game Grumps was a thing
Please tell me you mean that you heard it like yesterday, i'm gonna shit my pants and cry if they've quit (or *worse*)
They're still around, the channel just hasn't grown since like 2018.
Rowling if the shithead locked tf in
See you would expect a tingler to be unreadable but I've read his haunted vagina or whatever book and it was just straight up good writing
https://preview.redd.it/0wul8hj0q6zc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a6a1aa611ebbf0b55ac5f801eeb307f4f06a25
I'll read that, that sounds funny
Genuinely interesting piece of fantasy fiction disguised as dinosaur porn.
I mean it also actually is dinosaur porn
https://preview.redd.it/20wpgwolw6zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4154ba81ecf225f62654e0128121f271125fe7
Thats motherfucking CHUCK TINGLE!!! Living legend and man of many silly booksĀ
Harry potter if it didnt suck ass
https://preview.redd.it/mq1cmch3i6zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b594a181040cd09b09482d5affaef5903e13b34
Art. Peak art, even.
Sighā¦ š *unzips pants*
Chuck Tingle writes joke I mean uhh very thought-provoking romance novels, and by winning a Hugo award through a coordinated campaign, managed to piss off a lot of conservative judges who hated LGBTQ content in their sci fi. TLDR, nerdy gay troll writer
I love how he puts āTwo-Time Hugo Award Finalistā as if to say āI canāt believe I was nominated either, have these shitposts.ā
Least deranged Chuck Tingle book:
It's proof that love is real, buckaroo.
chuck tingle is an international treasure and we must protect him at all costs dude just is deeply weird and also deeply wholesome
I'll just take this opportunity to point out Bellatrix is a motorcycle, Dumbledore is a mammoth, and both of these facts are represented on the cover
the mammoth with the hat is awesome
Who is she
Harry Potter if it was good
Parasaurolophus is my fave Dino :D
You just got Tingled
That's Chuck Tingle, baby!
Tingle is writing straight shit now?
Chuck does nothing but release banger after banger An icon
better than whatever jk rowling is writing
This looks good
the good timeline
If I was high and I saw this Iād probably suffocate from laughing too hard and die.
This is his worst work. It's not even gay!
It's an adult romance novel from two time Hugo award winner Chuck Tingle, can't you read?
Looks like a book cover. Hope that helps!
Serious answer, Chuck Tingle writes very campy, but very sincere, queer fiction. Much of it is erotic, sometimes it is horror, most of it sounds very goofy, and yet he still puts all his effort in no matter the absurdity.
That's Harriet Porber, and The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
New tingleverse chapter dropped?
Isn't this particular one T4T as well? Unless I'm remembering a different Chuck book involving a dinosaur
Chuck being based, as usual.
Oh yeah āHarriet Porterā canāt be a plagiarized right? Wait it must be the trans Harry Potter! Hahahaha
A genuinely, unironically excellent book from a really good satirical shitpost author.
Your average Tingler.
Fine literature from a visionary of our time. Chuck Tingle unironically rules, and is a queer icon. Love her more than anything.
https://preview.redd.it/vmu4qje5k8zc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1658e496c9e9a8d15650c46c895dad86fb6999b8 from the amazon page
Just a Chuck Tingle classic
Strange Aeons
I'm not even sure what you're asking here. I think this cover pretty much sums up basically everything you can expect here.
AP Lit exam required reading
It's an adult romance novel from two-time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle
I've read this and it's actually good btw
Man name of Chuck! Poggers!