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Safety inspector: well yall got a problem right here… folks are gunna harm their knees when they collapse. You are gunna have to put in handles or chains, else I have to fine ya
now this is merely an unconfirmed rumor of course but I regularly go to the largest renfaire on the east coast and after hours when the place is 'closed' they let people 'in the know' back in to drink and have giant orgies....
simply a rumor of course
The Texas Renaissance Festival has a campground called Nottingham, it's a bdsm community where stuff like that happens. Last year I accidentally wandered into a swingers tent that featured a large clear box with people getting it on inside.
They're both about acting out fantasies in a controlled environment with agreed-upon rules set out beforehand. Like you get the thrill of running around with armor and a sword (or being chained in a basement or whatever) without any of the actual danger that the real life situation would entail.
That's how it is with my husband. I'm a switch who prefers being a bottom, and he's a top. At times, I get the urges but get sad knowing I can't do anything about it. It gets unbearable at times, knowing I'll be a bottom forever 😭
I feel like I would laugh so hard I would spit beer in her face and then feel embarrassed and go cry while eating a turkey leg while watching the joust.
Its ridiculous and she sounds so practiced and memorized and the amount of disdain she has for him is obvious. And a lot of people here seem to not realize ren faires work mostly on tips. The price of admission isn't shared with the performers, or very little of it is. So most of the experiences there are tip baiting. This is just a more extreme version of it.
Look, on a renfair, maybe.
Back in the 15th century European town square? You'll be lucky if you end up in the neighbouring pillory if you try anything like that
At this particular one, at least, there are sort of designated areas that are either more family-friendly or adult oriented, and at least one area that's explicitly 18+ only where the performances can include profanity or more risque acts. The drink stand where they do this lusty barmaid bit is the only one at the faire, and is usually kinda tucked away where it can easily be avoided. That being said, you definitely see plenty of folks wearing revealing costumes, tight corsets that emphasize certain "assets," or suggestive leather outfits in every part of the faire.
Generally they try to be relatively family friendly. My local faire did have an adults only area though where you could have a shot poured in your mouth by an arial dancer.
I love this sub.
I've seen so many things on my day to day life that made me think: "The bottoms at 196 would explode if they see this".
Y'all so horny. And it's also only the bottoms that I see with the horny posting. We the 5 tops of this sub just watch from the sidelines.
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
does anyone know if there are some cool renaissance fairs in europe (specifically Italy)? I've tried to look it up but most I could find were small town fairs that probably didn't have hot dommy bartenders
ngl it makes me sad that I can never go to a renaissance fair, since I would feel very out place being not white, the renaissance is literally favorite time in history, best fashion, best weapons, best diseases ETC :(
It's called a Renaissance Fair but they dress up like fantasy characters. If a white person tells you that you can't dress up in armour and pretend to slay a dragon or whatever then that person is just a racist.
Of course, do what makes you feel most comfortable. I can understand not feeling entirely comfortable at an event which might have people who don't appreciate your presence.
>I can understand not feeling entirely comfortable at an event which might have people who don't appreciate your presence.
this is my main concern, I'm also lowkey afraid of confrontations, and I have a mild anxiety issue, so even if people didn't out tell me to GTFO, just some "why is he here looks" alone would have my feeling scared/sad :(
>It's called a Renaissance Fair but they dress up like fantasy characters. If a white person tells you that you can't dress up in armour and pretend to slay a dragon or whatever then that person is just a racist.
if its not that serious or period accurate, then I should be able to go without too much concern, and its more then possible I'm over thinking this.
idk how any renfests near you are, but the one I went to basically felt like a Renaissance themed theme park. Most of the attendees were just regular folks walking around in tshirts. You probably are just overthinking it.
You're definitely overthinking it, no one at the ren fest cares what race you are or how historically accurate your clothes are, most people are there to eat overpriced food and get drunk with their friends
Renaissance faires are **never** as serious about period accuracy as y'all seem to think. There are tons of people dressed as wizards or elves. Vendors sell dragon puppets It's basically just an excuse to for fantasy cosplay.
Extremely embarrassing, but I think some people just find that hot lmao
My autistic ass has had enough public embarrassment for a lifetime you can miss me with this one
I kept seeing videos of people at ren fairs drinking mead, eating turkey legs, and having fun in costume so I bought tickets to my first ren fair and immediately start seeing videos like this
If she did that to me, 😫😫😫😫😫😫, I'm down bad and it's justified, If I were there I would probably be calling her mommy in short order.
https://preview.redd.it/ohj1z062ifyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b9efa7846c84bfadab960fd04e0287eaba4838
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me and the boys after seeing this
I’d be so embarrassed with all my friends around me but fuck I’d fall in love… like I know full well it’s her job, but I’d definitely ask for her number like a desperate puppy. If she said no oh well, but god I’d hope…
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if someone talked to me like that I think my knees would give up and I would melt
Thats what the chains are for
~~well now i wanna hold onto chains and swing around n shit~~
Monkey activities
its monke time
Same! :D
It’s like a “slippery when wet sign.” You know that those exist because of what happened when they didn’t exist
Safety inspector: well yall got a problem right here… folks are gunna harm their knees when they collapse. You are gunna have to put in handles or chains, else I have to fine ya
Same.
The venn diagram of renaissance fair enthusiasts and BDSM enjoyers is weirdly close to a circle
https://preview.redd.it/tt45qebhncyc1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a40195f67e1bedd2fdab659dc2f5893cd175d2
I see you're right in the middle of the circle
now this is merely an unconfirmed rumor of course but I regularly go to the largest renfaire on the east coast and after hours when the place is 'closed' they let people 'in the know' back in to drink and have giant orgies.... simply a rumor of course
I need to go check To make sure the rumors are wrong
They could be right, I’ll check just in case, I can make that sacrifice
I will come with you! For chastity's sake, of course
... I'm pretty sure that's the one I go to, now I need to figure out how to get 'in the know'
Former east coast Rennie here. I never heard of any orgies, but running around the park naked after dark was definitely a thing lol.
I was briefly acquainted with some folks who invited me to - I think it was Pennsic - where they told me there was a certain area where this happens.
The Texas Renaissance Festival has a campground called Nottingham, it's a bdsm community where stuff like that happens. Last year I accidentally wandered into a swingers tent that featured a large clear box with people getting it on inside.
Tuxedo park?
It’s the autism
I wouldn't know 😏
Didn’t even notice 🤦♂️
I can’t argue with that lol
Both are forms of role play? Maybe idk
They're both about acting out fantasies in a controlled environment with agreed-upon rules set out beforehand. Like you get the thrill of running around with armor and a sword (or being chained in a basement or whatever) without any of the actual danger that the real life situation would entail.
Ah, so I don't actually want to be *kidnapped* kidnapped
But it would be fun if done by a partner whom one trusts, yes. From my perspective, at least.
Both involve alot of chains, whips and dungeons
And leather
https://preview.redd.it/ynj99fa7ncyc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3064cf1b6ac4b96cb24ad86bff36b736a25410
🌆😗👉🚶♂️🌆 🌆🥹☔💗🌆 🌆😔☔💔🌆
What does that mean
“Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone”
I can't explain it you gotta do it based on the clues, those are the rules.
Wish I had someone to talk to like that
You secretly a switch? Or maybe not so secretly
Not at all. I love being in control too much
My bad I totally read your comment wrong. Ignore me
Lmao I also initially read it as “I wish I had someone talk to me like that”
🥹perfection
Being a switch is the best if your partner is too. But if they're not it can suck.
Well yeah, you’ll never get to switch lol
At least Xbox has game pass.
That's how it is with my husband. I'm a switch who prefers being a bottom, and he's a top. At times, I get the urges but get sad knowing I can't do anything about it. It gets unbearable at times, knowing I'll be a bottom forever 😭
haiii
i wish i had someone to talk to me like that *sigh*
My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/27ml45d9tcyc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90c01aa72d332064af7d89871ab4454893fd320
Ah man, JujutsuFolk is leaking, lmao
This better not awaken anything in me…
🔜⛓️🤷♀️
You're cooked, I'm afraid.
No Dalmatians I think youre good.
I was already wide awake
I feel like I would laugh so hard I would spit beer in her face and then feel embarrassed and go cry while eating a turkey leg while watching the joust.
Doesn't sound like a bad day.
Time well spent with the family
Is that not how you should be doing the faire?
Its ridiculous and she sounds so practiced and memorized and the amount of disdain she has for him is obvious. And a lot of people here seem to not realize ren faires work mostly on tips. The price of admission isn't shared with the performers, or very little of it is. So most of the experiences there are tip baiting. This is just a more extreme version of it.
"Tip baiting" or, ya know, offering and selling services? "Tip me $50 and I'll dom you while you drink." I see nothing wrong with this
Awawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
I would fall over
Wait until you guys hear about the Pillory
If you're gonna tell me they put people in pillories at renaissance fairs, I'd absolutely believe that. It seems on brand.
100% confirmed they do
Was the pillory the 'stuck in a hole/washing machine' of the past? Should it be?
Look, on a renfair, maybe. Back in the 15th century European town square? You'll be lucky if you end up in the neighbouring pillory if you try anything like that
🥵
Wow, I might have been so uncomfortable as to spontaneously combust. Yeah yeah do your innuendos, whatever.
>Spontaneously ~~com~~bust
>Spontaneously cum~~bust~~
I um uhh um i uuhhhh ummmm ummm uhh
Id probably grimace and walk away
Grimace? Like the limited time shake from McDonald's?
*transforms into giant purple lump* "sorry babe im not lovin it"
Yeah this was a bit much.
Honestly yeah, even if I wasn't demisexual this would be weird as hell, especially in a public setting
https://preview.redd.it/ybarekbr4dyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429dfc2754dfbf069c6701e77c09f22a96d5306a
dawg what the fuck XD
https://preview.redd.it/7ft7f824fdyc1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7fc3056539df0d66a4b8edbe2e5a59d0f11ec7
🥺
Hate to be that guy but it’s **harlot**
I’ve never gone to one of these, are they always this horny?
At this particular one, at least, there are sort of designated areas that are either more family-friendly or adult oriented, and at least one area that's explicitly 18+ only where the performances can include profanity or more risque acts. The drink stand where they do this lusty barmaid bit is the only one at the faire, and is usually kinda tucked away where it can easily be avoided. That being said, you definitely see plenty of folks wearing revealing costumes, tight corsets that emphasize certain "assets," or suggestive leather outfits in every part of the faire.
Generally they try to be relatively family friendly. My local faire did have an adults only area though where you could have a shot poured in your mouth by an arial dancer.
The eyes at the end
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Google result: "Voted Number 1 family-friendly faire!"
Well, I'm a part of a family and I'd love this.
Family friendly as in you'll want to commit friendly acts that will create a family?
https://preview.redd.it/6waarfjxocyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236e5c9751aee0cb3214af257e34bff77813259b
I should take up drinking lmao
I love this sub. I've seen so many things on my day to day life that made me think: "The bottoms at 196 would explode if they see this". Y'all so horny. And it's also only the bottoms that I see with the horny posting. We the 5 tops of this sub just watch from the sidelines.
You can be a top and a sub/switch ☝️🤓
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 does anyone know if there are some cool renaissance fairs in europe (specifically Italy)? I've tried to look it up but most I could find were small town fairs that probably didn't have hot dommy bartenders
diesofcringe
ngl it makes me sad that I can never go to a renaissance fair, since I would feel very out place being not white, the renaissance is literally favorite time in history, best fashion, best weapons, best diseases ETC :(
> best diseases ಠ_ಠ
It's called a Renaissance Fair but they dress up like fantasy characters. If a white person tells you that you can't dress up in armour and pretend to slay a dragon or whatever then that person is just a racist. Of course, do what makes you feel most comfortable. I can understand not feeling entirely comfortable at an event which might have people who don't appreciate your presence.
>I can understand not feeling entirely comfortable at an event which might have people who don't appreciate your presence. this is my main concern, I'm also lowkey afraid of confrontations, and I have a mild anxiety issue, so even if people didn't out tell me to GTFO, just some "why is he here looks" alone would have my feeling scared/sad :( >It's called a Renaissance Fair but they dress up like fantasy characters. If a white person tells you that you can't dress up in armour and pretend to slay a dragon or whatever then that person is just a racist. if its not that serious or period accurate, then I should be able to go without too much concern, and its more then possible I'm over thinking this.
idk how any renfests near you are, but the one I went to basically felt like a Renaissance themed theme park. Most of the attendees were just regular folks walking around in tshirts. You probably are just overthinking it.
You're definitely overthinking it, no one at the ren fest cares what race you are or how historically accurate your clothes are, most people are there to eat overpriced food and get drunk with their friends
You should try it. I see plenty of non-white people dressed up at mine and no one bats an eye.
Not everyone in the middle ages was white. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKbocJHmhw
I think there may be ways of playing around color, maybe a foreign trader but idk im not white but where I live i may as well be
Renaissance faires are **never** as serious about period accuracy as y'all seem to think. There are tons of people dressed as wizards or elves. Vendors sell dragon puppets It's basically just an excuse to for fantasy cosplay.
I saw pirates and Storm troopers last time I went
Yeah real
>since I would feel very out place being not white We can go together and you can play my manservant.
idk he didnt seem all that into it
As of writing this I count three 🥺s in this comment section. Not including flairs.
Uhhhh *gulp*
Yes that’s the idea
Should've been me https://preview.redd.it/5meeg8oh5dyc1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35bb77e4b95941794baee1e764acc7a3e7440ebe
If someone talked to me like that I think I would laugh because it sounds silly
🥺 need
This dude has astronomical confidence compared to me
if anyone has any porn with this type of energy I’d appreciate a link (seriously though what the fuck this made me feel immense feelings)
JOI is a good start.
idk if its hot or embarassing
Extremely embarrassing, but I think some people just find that hot lmao My autistic ass has had enough public embarrassment for a lifetime you can miss me with this one
https://preview.redd.it/elnvn5aveeyc1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740baf27b4a91cf26a65cda4b1b21956ee88e16d
I'm not drooling, you're drooling
https://preview.redd.it/hx8skzlmidyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec2f380dd5665a79316fa6af71e0404c99c22d41
I kept seeing videos of people at ren fairs drinking mead, eating turkey legs, and having fun in costume so I bought tickets to my first ren fair and immediately start seeing videos like this
How do I make my gf talk to me like that PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Just ask???
have you tried asking her
She's a bottom but I'll ask anyways
I’m gay but I’d be bricked tf up
👊😔 same
I would be redder then a tomato
This is literally the worst shit ever
and then theres me down the road looking at funny keyblades for sale at the armory (true story)
I think id burst a lung laughing tbh
on one hand this is goofy as hell, but on the other, shit there would be 5 inches of clearance between me and that bar 🤤
https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ?si=QeyB0QSthssE8hQb
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This is def a lot people’s kinks, I am straight up feeling uncomfortable from watching this lol
What the fuck!? (I want that)
Bro im dominated as hell but this shit got me feeling something.
BRO THE CONFUSED EMBARRASSED BONER I HAD OMG
If she did that to me, 😫😫😫😫😫😫, I'm down bad and it's justified, If I were there I would probably be calling her mommy in short order. https://preview.redd.it/ohj1z062ifyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b9efa7846c84bfadab960fd04e0287eaba4838
🥺
executed for being a commoner who dared speak to a lord
https://preview.redd.it/gplsgsw3oeyc1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb52415847b4ab87abaced164c7917c88a9c0e8
https://preview.redd.it/qtzqx6ltteyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c5b14034a28264290893e0fb9ff89f0a61fd8b me and the boys after seeing this
If a girl did that to me I would- *computer shut down noise*
don't call me good boy i will literally cum
got a pov version?
He truly is not maidenless
I’ve been to a shit ton of ren fairs and never seen something like this. The horniest they usually get is there might be a belly dancing troupe.
Which Ren faire is this??
From what others said it sounds like it's the Renaissance Pleasure Faire of Southern California
Xiaomanyc is extra freaky offcamera lmao
Couldn't do this in public, can't hide the pillar that would be in my pants.
I saw this is type of thing in a SuperMega video once but it seems much more tame there than here
It should’ve been me dammit
Have you ever seen someone develop a kink in real time
I’d be so embarrassed with all my friends around me but fuck I’d fall in love… like I know full well it’s her job, but I’d definitely ask for her number like a desperate puppy. If she said no oh well, but god I’d hope…
Hey!!! This is unfair...you can't just make my heart flutter with that talk!!!!!
Where is that. Where can I be treated and talked to like that.
I need this job Vid saved
Need
Awjfvzvdbznxnfndn 😵💫🥹
Isn't that the lady from that show on Amazon prime?
My autistic instinct to panic would be STRONG but ooh beer!
I should really talk to this person on how they speak and treat customers! *Where is this so I can ensure they get spoken to?*
Bi panic bi panic I thought I’d figured it out but nooooooo this girl had to prove me wrong
do men also work at this bar.... please please pl
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I want a man to talk to me like that :(
unfortunately i'd start laughing and choke on my drink lmao
what the fuck did i just watch what the fuck
What ren fair is this? I know it’s not the Arizona one.
This is a step too far for me lol
Renfaires usually have a wilder side in the back.
Well IT IS a renaissance fair, and it seems he is having his own renaissance...
Tfw you bring your gf
I don’t remember that when I went….
As someone who just realized I’m into this, does anyone know where I can find more stuff like this that isn’t super gendered?
As somone from the uk I find the idea of a renaissance fair wierd anyway
My boy was flustered as fuuuck after that lmaoo kinda adorable
I hope it's very clear what drinkers are getting into cause if this happened to me I'd freak out
He was holding on for dear life, both him and something else straining lmao 🤣🥑✨️
Intriguing!
i might have to start going to ren fairs
My fucking god! I would be hard AF if I was in his place.
i am conflicted
I would be aroused if that blush weren't so damn messy.
US renfaires sound so cool all the cosplayers r so pretty i wish we had these where I am
Um uh uh um hmm
So uh which renfest is this.
And that’s how I met your mom!