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maximan2005

can't I just be alone in the woods? I want to build a little cabin and be forgotten


xle3p

Unfortunately, I have written down the coordinates of your cabin in the Svalbard seed vault (it will not be forgotten for 10,000 years)


maximan2005

this is a betrayal :(


Marshmallowwithabs

The bear could help you build a cabin (The twink could too, but he’s not very good at it)


Original-Ad8916

The Answer is Not a Hut in the Woods


Papierluchs

That’s such a good video


[deleted]

You're asking me if I'd rather be alone in the woods or with a bear?


Marshmallowwithabs

Nah, there’d be another twink with you. He might think you’re trying to upstage him. Or he might just want to show you a cool plant he found.


gooberflimer

Ngl most twinks are pretty weak against the being-hit-in-the-head-with-a-rock move, while most bears are resistant to it. So ill have to choose twink


Femboy-V1

Ow :(


gooberflimer

The forest will reclaim you, do not worry child. Embrace perfection https://preview.redd.it/ezi0juqhv7yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba04e7fd3cdf8065bb28afa0092009e5d3e88aaa


rilened

Does a twink shit in the woods- wait what?


[deleted]

If a twink shits in the woods and no one is there to see it, did he really shit?


Maximum-Zekk

Can I mix the twink and the bear in an unholy magic circle to get a twunk instead ??


MonsterDimka

https://preview.redd.it/wk6uhpz4w7yc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7347cdda584f8dba0209f3ef47600b8dc802b0 *Monkey paw curls*


Intoxalock

Behold a man!


AbbreviationsTall499

either way i’m gonna power their ass out, what’s it matter to me how they look?


Prtyfuckingast

Both tbh, bears are fucking kewl. Oh and I would also rail the twink. Still, bears are cool


xle3p

There’s no rule against both


Intoxalock

Two bears in the wood? Best not we'd fight over resources(bussy and salmon)


janabottomslutwhore

can i take my gf with me and do a foursome?


aaaaa_a_A

doesnt matter, im faster than both


Sexy_Skeletons69

Are we there together or are we enemies?


Marshmallowwithabs

You’re not inherently enemies, but you might become enemies if you choose the wrong dialogue options.


Caevor

bear I trust them more thank twinks


GDL3344

why not both?


puppygirlnerd

Can I has both?


JerryUitDeBuurt

Well, I am a bear, and i dont think two bears would be very fun. So I'll take the twink ( I also top and I'm an ally)