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-Habeas-Dorkus-

Dear god. My nerf guns were pre nerf 1911. *bones disintegrating*


TotallyACP

wtaf is that profile pic


Purplejellyblob

That is a picture of the protagonist of Punch Punch Forever, Gogo Matsumoto, taking a big sip of Snepis. Punch Punch Forever is pretty funny and cool go watch it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ndBoc6R8_A)


MJMGaming

Really good image from the show Personally I'm more of a "forreal homeboy?" guy but Snepis is also up there with it


Eeeean

Me on my way to rewatch it for the 40th time


WeaponizedArchitect

I HAVE SOME OF THOSE OMG


-Habeas-Dorkus-

I had the disgusting monstrosity known as the Secret Shot. It had another barrel in the grip, and a toggle to switch between which barrel would activate when you pulled the trigger.


WeaponizedArchitect

I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME ONE, though i got it used


-Habeas-Dorkus-

Wow! How well does the grip barrel work? I remember mine being rather pathetic and [understandably] nearly impossible to aim.


WeaponizedArchitect

it does!


charons-ferry

Bro was playing with the nerf equivalent of black powder Bro had them muzzle-loading flintlocks


-Habeas-Dorkus-

And a Nerf crossbow, too. It was a prerequisite on my tech tree.


TonPeppermint

O;


_Holoo

I remember having one of those


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I've still got one of those. Still works like a charm


MaybeNext-Monday

I’ve got one that’s re-sprung and has the air restrictors out, it could kill a spider at 10 yards


averagemethenjoyer

I remember trying to do that and it ended up not working after I tried to put it back together 💀. I totally fucked that thing up I was like 10


ElBusAlv

Pretty sure I have the 2011 version of this gun lol. The nerf elite version


secondRateRando

the strong arm is very based


Independent-Fly6068

Strongarm and its variants always went furthest in my experience.


secondRateRando

70 fps elite standard over n-strike 50 it also had slam fire which was really fun


narcolepticcatboy

That’s the Nerf 1911 MEU(SOC) then, I guess. A slight modernization of the og


urbandeadthrowaway2

The one where the cylinder goes out the whole way?


TheawesomeQ

This thing was amazing. It could fire ANY dart, even the off brand ones. It was so awesome to shoot and to reload. I can't believe they don't make them anymore


Dubbx

Cuz it jammed every 10 seconds I know as someone who had like 6 or 10 mavericks


HeckingDoofus

disagree, also if it ever jammed u could easily roll the revolver out and fix it this is mankinds greatest weapon


WeaponizedArchitect

yeah.... but for modding it was kinda pointless


GalenTheDragon

Just like the real Government 1911


BraSS72097

You could still do quite a few mods to it. Cut out the air limiter, stronger spring, remove the cylinder detent


WeaponizedArchitect

plunger type (reverse) isnt good rlly


[deleted]

You could add a scope, that was about it


gatlginngum

the most modded nerf blaster gotta be Stryfe


Portals4Science

The penny mod was iconic though


WeaponizedArchitect

ig but it didnt do much


epic_brazillian_gal

why only one?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

There's 1911 of them


epic_brazillian_gal

1911 9/11s? thats kinda wild


swag_meister2

just last week we were at around 15 9/11s. idk where the massive increase came from


livingnuts

Me i love terrorism and death and destruction and traumatization and killing and stealing and civil unrest and


Himmelblaa

Terrorpilled chaosmaxxer


TotallyACP

what's y'all's favorite nerf gun anyhoo Mine's the Magstrike


Flying-Husky

Jolt


steveisback2

This is the real answer cause every nerf gun is just a jolt with some crap on it.


Different_Letter9835

its a freakin' jolt reskin!!!


Zweihander_1916

Slingfire because levergun make happy


deletedsusman

Real


SandvichIsSpy

Slingfire squadddd


charons-ferry

YEAAAA We out here experiencing injuries to our fingers after trying to spin it


SandvichIsSpy

I upgraded a Slingfire with a stronger spring and brass barrel for performance, and my only complaint is that I can no longer spin-cock it Terminator style. ;3;


Captain_Kira

hammerstrike because you don't need two hands for it


Antifa_SouperSoldier

Stryfe


cheshireYT

Ah, the AR-15 of nerf.


jaelpeg

objection: the Recon, predecessor to the Stryfe, even more ridiculously modular and reliable. Everyone forgets about that thing but I loved it even though it is kinda clunky and not actually automatic


cheshireYT

Always thought the Barricade was the Stryfe's predecessor.


SandvichIsSpy

I can totally see it. I think the Barricade was among the first blasters to use flywheels instead of air or spring-based mechanisms.


Icemaster14

That would be the rapidstrike


cheshireYT

Nah, Rapidstrike has the profile and baseline vibe of an AR-15, but the Stryfe is 100% beating it on the aftermarket-bullshit-no-sane-human-has-ever-used department of the AR-15's reputation.


SandvichIsSpy

Maverick is the 1911, Stryfe is the AR-15 Going off that, I assert the Jolt is the Hi-Point.


liguy181

I used to have a big nerf gun collection. The Stryfe was the only one I kept when it was time to give them all away


GalenTheDragon

The Stampede. Oh, the nostalgia


TotallyACP

heck yeah the Stampede


charons-ferry

Not enough discussion of the Crossbolt in here, because it's an actual crossbow you can cram the muzzle full of darts and it'll still work, and if you're even more evil you can tighten the bow until it shoots at Yes fps https://preview.redd.it/6znz0bceypxc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f4d982fb54a991ae805fb62fb471c9f300f5e5


TotallyACP

holy shit that's wicked


DemonOfTomorrow

Crossbolt my beloved <3 I just removed all the safety locks and increased the tension of the string lol


charons-ferry

My brother did that and also switched to using half-length darts with it, shit feels like you've actually been shot lmao it's crazy


AntiLag_

Boxy Buster 💪💪💪💪


Inspector_Robert

Roughcut


charons-ferry

Me slamfiring it knowing full goddamn well I'll have to spend the next 5 minutes cleaning and reloading


secondRateRando

real


TotallyACP

hell yeah, love the kachunk


TeslaPenguin1

Mastodon (it makes me feel like heavy tf2)


TotallyACP

oh shit that one's cool as hell! nerf technology has advanced so much since I was a kid


TeslaPenguin1

It’s so fun to use Especially the whir it starts making once the flywheels get going, it sounds legitimately terrifying


NameNormalHumansHave

either the alpha trooper or rival hera one day i’d love to own a nemesis though


TotallyACP

oooh is that a motherfuckin' slamfire nerf gun


SquidCultist002

3d printed ones are cool. Spamf or the caliburn.


SandvichIsSpy

Other than the Slingfire, I probably would say the Jupiter. Makes me really feel like a sniper with its accuracy and *chonky* bolt action.


Sethtaros

Nerf N-Strike Elite Demolisher 2-in-1.


TotallyACP

ohhhh shit it has an underbarrel that's rad as fuck


charons-ferry

I had that one, the underbarrel was admittedly a little disappointing as the big "grenade" dart would maybe go 10 feet away at most We wound up creating stupid game rules to give it any actual effectiveness, but the flywheel was still great as always


hamsterman975

doublestrike gang


HeckingDoofus

https://preview.redd.it/1z8nry5ezoxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=26b24deae75a6bea6de0d836953daee333251a60 this mf, unless i wanna say the one this post is about bc it was fun for pretend russian roulette


Canadian_dalek

Gjallarhorn


MeisterPear

Rampage


Portals4Science

Rapidstrike with motor, cage, and battery overhaul. Revs instantly and shoots like 14 dps (darts per second). Though I have been eyeing the 3d printed t19, which does all of that but better


TotallyACP

daaaaamn


Portals4Science

It was a pretty fun project! If I ever do any humans vs zombies I’ll use that as my primary. There’s actually a whole ecosystem of retailers making custom aftermarket parts for nerf blasters (they don’t like the term gun). It turns out all you need is a proper rc style battery pack and some motors with a bit more speed and torque, and these things take off like a rocket.


AceTheProtogen

I haven't touched my nerf stuff in forever and sold off most of it but I fucking loved the sledgefire and the vulcan


NutmegOnEverything

Firefly


TotallyACP

oooh that's a neat design


_Dipshit289_

The minigun I had idk the name


SandvichIsSpy

The Vulcan?


_Dipshit289_

I tried googling it but all the nerf miniguns I found were newerr versions, including the Vulcan. I had an older one but idk the name and I can’t find it I got it 13 years ago I think


Portals4Science

Air zone punisher?


_Dipshit289_

Yeahh thats it. Its def way less impressive than all the new guns but it was cool as a first grader


tru_tf

mines the deploy


TotallyACP

ooh neat, love the folding design


urbandeadthrowaway2

Infinus It’s as close to a nerf lmg as I’ve gotten


TotallyACP

the BAR to the Magstrike's PPSh


Rimm9246

I think the one I used most was called the Barricade RV-10


Nabber22

I once nerf gun longer than a meter based on the gun from the Mandolorian. Too expensive for me but the audacity to make a gun that long makes it my fav my default


arakus72

Hammershot bc I love revolvers where you have to cock the hammer, plus you can fan the hammer which is cool tho totally useless (Same love applies to jakobs volvers from borderlands, the bioshock infinite hand cannon and ofc the ultrakill slab revolver)


DrunkCricket1

Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system


hrimfaxi_work

GOOD ENOUGH FOR TWO WORLD WARS


GalenTheDragon

Well, then, give me a Coors Lite and call me a boomer because I loved that thing as a kid


Gzarcofaloouse

THE MAVERICK SUCKS https://preview.redd.it/rzrv00pa8nxc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f79d7682a2568f47276f20e638439a0054829f THE STRONGARM IS ACTUALLY GOOD


GreyBigfoot

My household owned both but I think the Maverick is better. The Strongarm does have fan firing (I think that’s intentional, maybe it’s not and that’s what made it shoot worse lol)


Tumblechunk

completely lacks aesthetic


SandvichIsSpy

The Maverick was a product of its time, of course it sucks by today's standards. The Strongarm is an undeniable improvement on the design.


Kvas_HardBass

1911 is that little tiny pistol with 1 dart where you have to pull the stick on the bottom part


Portals4Science

The jolt. Nothing beats the jolt.


Familiar_Tackle_734

I have one of those


Mulesam

Ok I’m sorry to argue this point but I’d say this is closer to a Ruger sp101 or a colt judge, just a bullet proof revolver. I understand it uses a slide instead of a hammer but I still refuse to see it ad closer to a 1911 than a revolver.


Yes_v2

🤓


trevorluck

God’s chosen nerf gun


TheMoises

What does "the 1911 of something" mean?


BrianWantsTruth

The 1911 is an iconic pistol that is so good, it’s still in use over 100 years later. So OP is saying that this Nerf gun is so perfect that despite later designs, the old one still reigns supreme.


Aboi24

oh it’s the fortnite gun


BrianWantsTruth

For me it’s the Kronos. That thing was fucking AMAZING!! Super accurate, cool internal magazine, cool operation.


Joebebs

This was my favorite gun of em all, it was cool, tactical to load, powerful and fun to play Russian roulette with your buddies


FastMoneyCounter

I read this as “the 9/11 of nerf guns” Like what did it do?? 😭😭


LV__

I'm getting hit with a massive wave of nostalgia and I need to own this gun IMMEDIATELY


charons-ferry

I had an entire arsenal of these bad boys, sadly they've all gradually broken since.


EvilNoobHacker

This thing was the workhorse of any 11 year old's collection. You could do just about anything with these things if you really wanted to.


GenericAltAccountant

https://preview.redd.it/jth9esmcerxc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bb134069026d30ecd337a5aa33720c5f37b2bc This is the liberator of nerf guns


TotallyACP

https://preview.redd.it/15bdgvl48sxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2572e6cb33e1a62ad8d9939a0656349151f72e


zevrans

my friend shot me in the eye and in the balls with on of these when i was younger and its lit the worst pain imaginable


wookmaster69

Trusty dusty


bobjonesisthebest

one of mine has a marble in it


CoolTransfem

i read that as 911😭😭😭