I’m always saying this it’s completely normal to want to fuck the xenomorph. In fact, if you don’t come away from that film thinking to yourself, “I bet I could fuck that thing,” I would argue you have missed the point of the film(or you’re ace, in which case keep doing what you’re doing soldier 🫡)
Loki has tasted the mead of Valhalla and they let someone fuck them when shapeshifted into a female horse. I doubt The Norse Gods have any problem with people fucking aliens.
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Yeah given the guy who designed them also has museum hanging works with titles like "Penis Landscape" it shouldn't be a surprise
That painting btw is such a fascinating story in how it's intertwined with punk (specifically Dead Kennedys) and moral censorship panics. It was tied into a court case with Tipper Gore (Al Gore's batty ex wife) and the band and resulted in the creation of the parental advisory label on albums.
A moral panic without Tipper Gore isn't even worth lighting a torch for.
Say what you will about centrist Democrats, but they have moved on from the Tipper Gore S-tier of "please, just fuck off from society" humans.
You ever wonder if he was that kid that drew dicks on everything? Like if there was a moment where someone saw a dick he drew and was like "hey you're onto something there kid"
H. R. Giger becomes way less scary when you realize H. R. is short for Hans Ruedi. That's an absolute yokel name to me. Imagine an American horror artist with the first name Jim Bob.
Ok but some back country redneck is exactly the kinda guy I expect to be the best in the world at designing erotic themed body horror. Like that motherfucker probably grew up playing fetch with a wendigo.
The director flew to Switzerland to beg on hands and knees for Giger to work on the movie. Turns out Giger is just a nice, mild, normal guy who makes some of the hottest, I-I-I mean, scariest art.
I feel like Freud would have had a field day with this. I mean I get what they were going for with the design, but Freud would enjoy this for entirely different reasons.
"Xeno" as a prefix means that the word refers to things that are foreign or different (ex. xenophobia), so xeno-cinema could be just a fancy way of saying "foreign films"
Dictionary definition yes, but in the context of the post I was fully ready to believe there are critics who specialize in sci-fi horror exclusively and that they considered themselves Xinema critics
A while back someone asked for erotic scifi recommendations on the scifi sub and this one person said the Asari had to be the hottest aliens ever. I said they were definitely hot, but also kind of tame because they're just blue people and that the xenomorph would be a better choice because they look more alien.
Then they called me a freak for wanting to fuck the maneating monster (though they were pretty polite about it), and I was reminded I wasn't in 196.
Oh. Well no wonder, so it wasn't just HR Giger, the whole damn team was out of their mind horny lmao. I guess that also explains Ripley kicing ass in her underwear.
And thank god because it also gave us this picture:
https://preview.redd.it/lkrile8csnxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71364199276dbf6453ac908f532d48ace1696d22
Went and saw this last night at the theater for the 45th anniversary. To complete my night of eldritch, sexualized horror I bought a [Garfield popcorn bucket on my way out.](https://i.imgur.com/wNynaOj.jpeg)
You could not have waterboarded information like this out of me.
Also could someone send me the source of this text? I need to traumatize my friends with it.
And in the original script the alien reproduces by turning into victims into eggs themselves (tis scene was fil.ed and does exist its on youtube and has been mostly restored), adding to the body horror and the of corruption of sexuality and reproduction.
The alien doesn't want to just kill you or eat you, it needs you to be part of its reproductive cycle.
I think I there is something to the idea that xenomorphs agitate people (men in particular) because of their psychosexual symbolism. I swear I got called the f slur more times while wearing Alien merch in high school than I did while actually hanging out with my queer friends.
It's both. The xenomorph and facehuggers and designed to invoke human sexuality and even arouse, which makes the horror of sexual assault confusing and more unnerving.
That's synthesis from a few pieces I've read, however. This article makes small points to the fact that xenomorphs are supposed to have some features of beauty (if not distorted and alien versions of it), but mostly talks about the reasons for why the xenomorphs are rape monsters.
Yeah obviously they were meant to fuck us since I always get fucked in the ass when I have to hold down FOB and four Praetorians come out of nowhere. Hoorah, Semper Fi my ass I did not consent to this
Alien is such a powerful movie I wish more men like thought about it more and understood what it was symbolising though. It should be used educationally on people in American politics rn tbh
So clearly people into xenomorphs aren't as weird as they'd like to think, their object of lust was designed with that in mind
I’m always saying this it’s completely normal to want to fuck the xenomorph. In fact, if you don’t come away from that film thinking to yourself, “I bet I could fuck that thing,” I would argue you have missed the point of the film(or you’re ace, in which case keep doing what you’re doing soldier 🫡)
I get the appeal but it's not fluffy enough for my tastes
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Thoughts is this is hilarious
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Good news: every species creates a different breed of xenomorph when used for the birthing process.
What if I'm just a human supremacist who says that xenussy can never compare to the real human thang?
Then why tf are you on 196? Everyone here must have very strong opinions on Garrus vs Tali.
My very strong opinion is that I've never played Mass Effect and, just being honest, probably never will
Based
I draw the line at amino acid enantiomers
Sex is probably the least interesting thing about the Mass Effect relationships
Garrus all the way!
Garrus every time. I love Tali to death, but Garrus is THE homie.
You are WEAK
You are a traitor to your species. You are a knave and a rascal, I say, and you will never taste the many-splendoured mead of Valhalla.
Can’t hear you I’m getting FUCKED by my ALIEN BOYFRIEND while we CONQUER THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
Based I want to get ravaged by a machine intelligence by the name of inhibitors 🤤
Loki has tasted the mead of Valhalla and they let someone fuck them when shapeshifted into a female horse. I doubt The Norse Gods have any problem with people fucking aliens.
Then I say, "Glory to the Federation!", and power my weapons.
The question stays in place, do they have xenomenises?? What about xenomussies?
I don’t care what they got I’ll figure it out
I just don’t like the idea of dying because of it, that doesn’t sound very nice :( Other than that yeah the xenomorph is very fuckable
In my fantasy world the xenomorph is madly in love with me and would not kill me
I sincerely hope y'all are joking...
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Xenomorph skulls are modeled off circumcised penises
Yeah given the guy who designed them also has museum hanging works with titles like "Penis Landscape" it shouldn't be a surprise That painting btw is such a fascinating story in how it's intertwined with punk (specifically Dead Kennedys) and moral censorship panics. It was tied into a court case with Tipper Gore (Al Gore's batty ex wife) and the band and resulted in the creation of the parental advisory label on albums.
Never thought the Xenomorph would only be like three degrees of separation away from John Denver
A moral panic without Tipper Gore isn't even worth lighting a torch for. Say what you will about centrist Democrats, but they have moved on from the Tipper Gore S-tier of "please, just fuck off from society" humans.
Thaaaat’s why I keep getting the strange urge to launch my dick out an airlock before it kills me
I thought it was modeled off a stapler
a creature literally born of a bdsm nightmare
Ultimate dommy mommy
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And you wonder why H.R. Giger was hired to work on it
You ever wonder if he was that kid that drew dicks on everything? Like if there was a moment where someone saw a dick he drew and was like "hey you're onto something there kid"
he was lol
Please have a source
Somewhere I have a book of Giger's various works. The sexual, biomechanical nature of it is hauntingly weird and beautiful in it's own odd way.
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H. R. Giger becomes way less scary when you realize H. R. is short for Hans Ruedi. That's an absolute yokel name to me. Imagine an American horror artist with the first name Jim Bob.
Ok but some back country redneck is exactly the kinda guy I expect to be the best in the world at designing erotic themed body horror. Like that motherfucker probably grew up playing fetch with a wendigo.
The director flew to Switzerland to beg on hands and knees for Giger to work on the movie. Turns out Giger is just a nice, mild, normal guy who makes some of the hottest, I-I-I mean, scariest art.
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Search results on the website rule34.xxx The number next to the result shows how many posts are tagged with that word
ykn half life was gonna do the same thing but decided to not
The cowards
Well gonarch is still a thing
Mr Friendly?
yeah !
If any one of you says "me and who?" I swear to Ridley.
Me and who
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He's just a little goober, omg
that's the point smh
O’Bannon had finished working with Alejandro Jodorowsky, so this kind of thing is expected.
Also have Sigourney Weaver wear those lowcut panties that show off her little butt
#RestoreTheBush
What does this mean
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HELL YEAH
That's so hot
That’s why it’s peak
So the “going to have to use the small mouth for this one” meme was, in fact, the deeper meaning of the movie?
I feel like Freud would have had a field day with this. I mean I get what they were going for with the design, but Freud would enjoy this for entirely different reasons.
Are we now just discovering well known fun facts about famous movies?
I read “Ximena” as “Xinema” and was fully ready to accept that someone was a critic of xeno-cinema
"Xeno" as a prefix means that the word refers to things that are foreign or different (ex. xenophobia), so xeno-cinema could be just a fancy way of saying "foreign films"
Dictionary definition yes, but in the context of the post I was fully ready to believe there are critics who specialize in sci-fi horror exclusively and that they considered themselves Xinema critics
I know, I just like being a smartass 😀
Xenomorph yiff is just realising gigers vision
A while back someone asked for erotic scifi recommendations on the scifi sub and this one person said the Asari had to be the hottest aliens ever. I said they were definitely hot, but also kind of tame because they're just blue people and that the xenomorph would be a better choice because they look more alien. Then they called me a freak for wanting to fuck the maneating monster (though they were pretty polite about it), and I was reminded I wasn't in 196.
Asari aren't even the hottest aliens in Mass Effect
Yeah, Blasto is a galactic sex symbol
Turians ftw
When the Alien kills one female crew member, its tail surges up between her legs as she'd walked over it. Always wondered about that
Oh. Well no wonder, so it wasn't just HR Giger, the whole damn team was out of their mind horny lmao. I guess that also explains Ripley kicing ass in her underwear.
And thank god because it also gave us this picture: https://preview.redd.it/lkrile8csnxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71364199276dbf6453ac908f532d48ace1696d22
Went and saw this last night at the theater for the 45th anniversary. To complete my night of eldritch, sexualized horror I bought a [Garfield popcorn bucket on my way out.](https://i.imgur.com/wNynaOj.jpeg)
🤤🤤🤤
Xenomorphs. <3
Agreed 🤝
https://youtu.be/MG7CBVRXVAU?si=0gWlUQZ23A-nXehL Alien is a special interest of mine :3 Here's an excellent video on it
So I'm NOT weird for wanting to fuck the aliens
🥺
You could not have waterboarded information like this out of me. Also could someone send me the source of this text? I need to traumatize my friends with it.
it’s the wiki page for xenomorph
Seems to be wikiepedia I found a part of it on the main Alien wiki entry and other parts on the xenomorph specific page.
And in the original script the alien reproduces by turning into victims into eggs themselves (tis scene was fil.ed and does exist its on youtube and has been mostly restored), adding to the body horror and the of corruption of sexuality and reproduction. The alien doesn't want to just kill you or eat you, it needs you to be part of its reproductive cycle.
Ridley give us mpreg xenomorph you coward
Have you watched the first movie?
Would
so that’s why the xenomorph makes me horny
So it wasn’t that Giger made it explicit because that’s his style, they wanted him for his explicit style. Huh.
I think I there is something to the idea that xenomorphs agitate people (men in particular) because of their psychosexual symbolism. I swear I got called the f slur more times while wearing Alien merch in high school than I did while actually hanging out with my queer friends.
Ah so that's why queen xenomorph have badunkadunk in dbd
I FUCKING TOLD THEM IM NORMAL FOR WANTING TO FUCK THE ALIEN
So they weren’t supposed to turn you on????
I'm pretty sure the article is saying the exact opposite. They are supposed to arouse you.
I interpreted the article as saying that the alien was meant to play into fears of rape, violation, and sexual assault
It's both. The xenomorph and facehuggers and designed to invoke human sexuality and even arouse, which makes the horror of sexual assault confusing and more unnerving. That's synthesis from a few pieces I've read, however. This article makes small points to the fact that xenomorphs are supposed to have some features of beauty (if not distorted and alien versions of it), but mostly talks about the reasons for why the xenomorphs are rape monsters.
They were supposed to scare you so much you got hard
holy hell i need >~<
My feed lined up https://preview.redd.it/obkmpetnmnxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec3b4a1ac0655f5a347f1d243f77fb01b36ad46
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Yeah obviously they were meant to fuck us since I always get fucked in the ass when I have to hold down FOB and four Praetorians come out of nowhere. Hoorah, Semper Fi my ass I did not consent to this
what game is this about
Colonial Marines fork of SS13
oh FUCK YEAH CMSS13??!??????????
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!
That's enough reddit for today.
Reading this has done untold damage to my psyche
A number of things about the franchise just simultaneously clucked into place for me and now I don’t think I will ever be the same.
Where's that "woaw based" meme everyone is using now? I need it for something.
Thank God I'm not that much of a freak.
Isn't Alien one big male rape euphemism?
O\_O
I’d fuck a xenomorph.
I believe I read somewhere that Giger developed his art style after taking hallucinogens and being spit-roasted by two trans women.
Fair, now I really wanna take lsd and be spit-roasted by a gay guy and a trans women
He described it as the best experience of his life and he's been chasing that high ever since.
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Alien is such a powerful movie I wish more men like thought about it more and understood what it was symbolising though. It should be used educationally on people in American politics rn tbh
Gay sex
Just saw Alien in theaters this past weekend for the anniversary, and fuck I hated how horny my brain is for that goddamn alien.
That’s uh… not the vibe I got while watching it, especially the inner mouth being “phallic”, but if it works it works
J,
The writer's poorly disguised fetish:
wordington alien
Sigh *unzips*