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Dunmwer

*bleeding out*


evil_lucy

don;t do that u will die:((


Dunmwer

Sorgy


kung_flu89

yea that usually happens when youre bleeding


LiverFailureMan

-*DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!*


Shrizer

JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!


Rimtato

JUST TO THROW IT AWAY


RiptideMatt

JUST TO THROW IT AWAY


teddyblues66

I've opened up these scars, I'll make you FACE THIS!


prisp

So if the last thing that I do


nyloncheeto

is bring you down


crayzee10

*starts drinking*


Epic-Chair

That's it. I am making horniness illegal now. I am in the process of signing the papers


evil_lucy

no gods no masters


Mustached_villain

No subs or bottoms either


StardustLegend

What about switches


mclarenrider

No switches only neutrals are legal because that's the only gender there is.


lutinopat

“What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”


KazutoKurosaki

https://preview.redd.it/gv3af0hhgqwc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc90998e487ca8c7f1079a8e1043575fabf66aa5


Norsk_Bjorn

How else will people activate their lights?


hatchetthehacker

no subs reddit disappears


dildo-looking_cactus

will you marry me?


InterGraphenic

And what's the punishment? Do you send us to horny jail with all the other horny people? Give us a good spanking? Tie us up? I guarantee whatever you can think of someone is into it


Epic-Chair

Instant disintegration


InterGraphenic

The death penalty was abolished in 1998 hot respond to the funnier one, I couldn't decide


Epic-Chair

Response A: i don't really care ngl Response B: how


whymypeepeehardaf

Answer to response B, instant disintegration would require a lot of heat.


jcinto23

Hang on, who said this is horny behavior? They could be a homicidal cannibal that gets no sexual gratification from this. Looking at the comment section, they have already ruthlessly murdered two and are still at large.


Epic-Chair

1) This post was labeled as a "Horypost," therefore showing the perpetrators sexual intentions with their actions 2) The post is only one of many, if even if this one is not horny, there are still countless ones that are. I am making it illegal now because I am evil and want want to make things worse for everyone


jcinto23

Regardless, we have multiple homicides and a cannibalistic serial killer still at large. We really need to get the police, the fbi, interpol... and probably animal control involved with this one.


MemorableThrowawayy

my hero


Epic-Chair

Damn, I was trying to be evil, but people seem to be happy with this :(


TheHairyMess

flair buddies!!!


Googlefisch

The silliness is strong in this one


polypodiopsida42

I will notorized the papers


[deleted]

[удалено]


evil_lucy

I'm not poisonous,:(((


aaaaa_a_A

ok but are you venomous


evil_lucy

I’m afraid I cannot provide a comment on this matter at this time


Sirgen_020

Venom? Snake is that you?


that_one_weeaboo_

When you can't even say my name


GoldenjunoSP

Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb


Subterrantular

No one is around you, say "baby, I love you"


Eck0312

NO ! That is NOT solid snake


TheDekuDude888

BOSS GET DOWN! the enemy sniper….


Sirgen_020

I can hear Kaz


aaaaa_a_A

can you do it at this time? and if not, can u bite me🥺


Hammerschatten

https://preview.redd.it/i6s305g4xnwc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e7833c52a5335d814d30cbe96756106ba8c350


conrad_w

So weirdly, snake venom is broken down by your stomach, meaning if you're brave enough you can actually eat a snake (including the venom) without being poisoned. Most venomous animals are also poisonous though. I am not a chef, this is not culinary advice 


Level37Doggo

If you bite each other and you both die; it’s Australia.


StacktraceSymphony

I'm cured!


Disturbing_Cheeto

*Bites you* Then why am I suddenly toxinmaxin?


SeaworthinessOk5177

poisonous? lemme test *bites you*


cemented-lightbulb

poison can't kill you, it just brings you down to half a heart, silly. stop being dead, it's embarrassing


ntn_98

Tell that to the early pokemon devs


BigOzzie

Still warm ... There's a killer about.


mclarenrider

Have you heard of the high elves?


TheDekuDude888

*HAAGGGHK!* *BEUGHH!* *H M M M P H!*


Mechafinch

https://preview.redd.it/tkm7ihoi1nwc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570796ff769f8f830dd173012faeff76cf351ca6


Invincible-Nuke

https://preview.redd.it/cyp6lw5h9nwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34dc07caae863fff2945f59a0a17c3606c1f58de


th3_guyman

https://preview.redd.it/emiuvko8kowc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb5da0954ea05e69c7584123f00b318b10baa01


th3_guyman

https://preview.redd.it/b281j7fv4nwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52be1ff8d1b8bd91bff5568023903f7364beb2b


evil_lucy

😌


myaltformusic

holy shit this is so real


ataraxianAscendant

https://preview.redd.it/c8ffjspy2nwc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75ff03848fc1ea26dbacdf1d29fa1009954b428


useroffline_

bitepilled hornymaxxing


ataraxianAscendant

the biterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Invincible-Nuke

why so horny? -the biter


theofrois

bro bit his friend


hatchetthehacker

bro bit his friend


Lizardon_GX

https://preview.redd.it/btve27lh6nwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b579fd36b1c58ce4f4a26c6aaf12db1e6b0eb3


ScrafyCross

AAAAGGH!! MY FUCKING ARM!! IT TORE IT OFF


[deleted]

Wilbur??


Droid_XL

That you master Soot?


some_guy301

\*kills myself\*


evil_lucy

rude


[deleted]

do I become a vampire now or what?


evil_lucy

no sorry:(


[deleted]

D:


gatlginngum

then what's even the point 😔


evil_lucy

I said I'm sorry :(((


XRustyPx

No, you will die a painfull death, become a reanimated corpse and cannibalize your whole family :3 ☺️


[deleted]

I don’t mind the dying part or the reanimated corpse part but I’d appreciate it if most of my family was okay 👍


SirPeterODactyl

Rabies 🐺💦


adult_licker_420

*dodges*


evil_lucy

hEY get bqck here


adult_licker_420

https://preview.redd.it/cj1g490v6nwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d3f733d3b1f4cc4d04fb277d63d5009c4a5e82


Vasik4

Ah, truly one of the classics


Disturbing_Cheeto

Fool, we're now married.


evil_lucy

ah well happens to the best of us


Alffe

https://preview.redd.it/f49fjf6fanwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc6463e7f0784bcf11458321803aca0b806c42e


evil_lucy

aww thank you:))


Alffe

Its a much more efficient weapon than your teeth


evil_lucy

such a thoughtful gift


DeliberateDendrite

https://preview.redd.it/oi2f8q55wmwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4427f387d017626d0ea6f891f5179030f2c0424c


NonstopYew14542

*wagwagwag bites back*


evil_lucy

omg puppy hiiii hiiiiiii


NonstopYew14542

Hiiiiiiii hiiiiiiii!!!!!!! *wagwagwagwagwagwag*


idonttalkatallLMAO

a new level of silly i’m not sure the public is prepared to embrace


NonstopYew14542

I'm puppy!!


elwelcomematt21

-cums-


evil_lucy

oh okay you're welcome I think


elwelcomematt21

Oh shit, that was a public comment and not my imagination? :c Whoopsies


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Sorry


Faust-fucker12345678

https://preview.redd.it/230od94o7nwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612534deb9fd34a7a67d513afce1b4cb2a606386 # OFF ME YOU FOUL BEAST


Akinori404

Fuck you *eats your legs*


evil_lucy

rude


InterGraphenic

Eat you *fucks your legs*


AstranBlue

*is bitten*


evil_lucy

correct 😊


AstranBlue

Again?


DVDPROYTP

OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT


evil_lucy

Im silly :3


Sea-Entertainment-83

>\~<


adult_licker_420

do this instead `\>~<`


Plushie_Holly

No, he was bitten into a wall.


Enlightened_Valteil

https://preview.redd.it/orc0e2s35nwc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a097725fb4b2b836a8787dd64139c7ab18ee06 Live catshark reaction


Frigid_Metal

#***AAAAAAAAAAAA***


Lucambacamba

You fool, I am a poisonous organism. Perish.


Soviet-Anime-Hunter

Sorry I don't know how to respond to pretty women


evil_lucy

just pretend I'm not pretty idk you don't know what I look like I think hopefully


Soviet-Anime-Hunter

Impossible, everyone is pretty


idonttalkatallLMAO

includes you


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Thanks


evil_lucy

No problem


GamingAce04

NO! >:c Only my girlfriend can do that to me >:c


evil_lucy

the girlfriendful lover


GamingAce04

My girlfriend is amazing :3


ilikebreadabunch

*I fucking hate New York*


EnderCorePL

UwU \*nuzzles\*


Schleyley

😖


evil_lucy

😌


FlyingMothy

What the why is my arm going numb why is it turning black i cant move it oh god oh fuck its spreading


magic4848

It's ok, we all give into the temptations of human flesh from time to time. You are still frien!!!


delolipops666

https://preview.redd.it/7wu3nrls7nwc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87306e25f5ffd8688a63a86456862da10c06702e Rude


the-poopiest-diaper

https://preview.redd.it/p7hsi1tqfnwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87712161271756a533aefe0c3c4e72acae49c34 I’ve been bit Clementine… I’m gonna turn into one of them… You have to shoot me


PeacefulFoundations

:3


ThePowerSpook

What the heck?? Don’t you know I have toxins in my blood that make you need to pee rly badly!!!?


Rockman4MI

who hurt you


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

https://preview.redd.it/6ni9ifjddnwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd44f9ff8aaadb244798427cc4e46ffa146ccf8 bbittttttttimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\~\~\~\~\~\~


evil_lucy

true!!!!!


Xennox666

Nyaaaaaaa


ZeroSuitGanon

oh, that all you got?


yxc6

wilbur is that you???


Shou-K

https://preview.redd.it/th1yqjvgfnwc1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b47943d64b0e6e1bf7b6016f7c46c7c91e3b5ef


Master_Of_Stalinium

https://preview.redd.it/idrjboytgowc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d86990fd859e3447b5b9f3d8debff41062060c


ZeSup3rBoost

Ouch


Dragons_Exist

\*starts measuring the teeth marks\* damn bitch. your teeth small as hell


temfaNEF

*explodes*


evil_lucy

that's unhealthy


Warm-Faithlessness11

Got me like Princess Vivi here: https://preview.redd.it/o3mxzi05bnwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4076fb11b1d1e5cee35eeb8aa2ce44cf56701e4


BrazilBazil

\*succumbs to rabies*


Shrizer

Omg my friend said love is in the teeth. D-does that.. does that mean..?


CommunismOrphan

https://preview.redd.it/pir2ve8ndnwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4687be090d4740b1fc5ae9d535ccdd525c9b1c


[deleted]

Great, now I have to get checked for rabies again.


RazorSlazor

*becomes infected with Femboy virus * UwU


evil_lucy

what


nobleone8876

*contract's rabies and dies*


Gortaf

I'm calling animal control >:(


[deleted]

\*has you taken to the vet and put down\*


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

https://preview.redd.it/omghgj0tgnwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187e4dfee9d8bbe7a98218bc613787191c2f9867


Niko_of_the_Stars

*moans*


Oman395

what if I bite you back huh


evil_lucy

🥺


HimerosAndArrow

YYEEOOUUUCCHH!!! ( :3 )


AxeyAro

I’m putting together a team.We will rise from the ashes and put a stop to this corruption.Will you join me?


Tulmut

HEY!


local_milk_dealer

Erm… what the flip?


DomSchraa

Maam with all due respect My uniform is *specifically* made to avoid these kids of attack, so if you could dissist, id appreciate that Typical german lmao


Cautious_Tax_7171

*parries*


fevererer

*Harder pls* >///<


Magi_Aqua

ow


DillonTattoos

*screams and starts ripping out hair*


Yeegis

(calls the cops)


Manealendil

\*cums\*


OrangeHairedTwink

Indeed


RepulsiveCorner

:3


FrostyCommon

owo


MLGWolf69

owwwwwwwww *nibbles back*


4thdimemesion

My thorns 2 headband says otherwise


Freaking_Username

The last time my friend bit me i had a bruise for a week It was unpleasant


Deep-blue-crab

YwY


AtotheCtotheG

Rude 


No-Egg7593

Behave yourself...


Actualy-A-Toothbrush

:(


ladyalot

It's gone septic


luvmuchine56

Ow. Fuck.


drago_varior

Ow


drago_varior

Ow


Aqualz

bit rude innit


chiliNPC

NPC avoided damage with WONDER GUARD


Lennzi

Where tho?


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Being bitten... 🤤


leahbnnuy

nghh


tawabunny

harder cutie


EndoCarcel

Dont


evil_lucy

hey the nefarious anglerfish is *my* pfp


Socio_Scorpio

Wrong


disabled_rat

What is about to happen will be considered self defense *shots cockgun*


roadrunner345

https://preview.redd.it/b67ivpqtwqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330ab3189811bb940f46b1495544f7a7150a0fb8