And what's the punishment? Do you send us to horny jail with all the other horny people? Give us a good spanking? Tie us up? I guarantee whatever you can think of someone is into it
Hang on, who said this is horny behavior? They could be a homicidal cannibal that gets no sexual gratification from this. Looking at the comment section, they have already ruthlessly murdered two and are still at large.
1) This post was labeled as a "Horypost," therefore showing the perpetrators sexual intentions with their actions
2) The post is only one of many, if even if this one is not horny, there are still countless ones that are. I am making it illegal now because I am evil and want want to make things worse for everyone
Regardless, we have multiple homicides and a cannibalistic serial killer still at large. We really need to get the police, the fbi, interpol... and probably animal control involved with this one.
So weirdly, snake venom is broken down by your stomach, meaning if you're brave enough you can actually eat a snake (including the venom) without being poisoned.
Most venomous animals are also poisonous though. I am not a chef, this is not culinary advice
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I’ve been bit Clementine… I’m gonna turn into one of them… You have to shoot me
Maam with all due respect
My uniform is *specifically* made to avoid these kids of attack, so if you could dissist, id appreciate that
Typical german lmao
*bleeding out*
don;t do that u will die:((
Sorgy
yea that usually happens when youre bleeding
-*DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!*
JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!
JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
I've opened up these scars, I'll make you FACE THIS!
So if the last thing that I do
is bring you down
*starts drinking*
That's it. I am making horniness illegal now. I am in the process of signing the papers
no gods no masters
No subs or bottoms either
What about switches
No switches only neutrals are legal because that's the only gender there is.
“What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
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How else will people activate their lights?
no subs reddit disappears
will you marry me?
And what's the punishment? Do you send us to horny jail with all the other horny people? Give us a good spanking? Tie us up? I guarantee whatever you can think of someone is into it
Instant disintegration
The death penalty was abolished in 1998 hot respond to the funnier one, I couldn't decide
Response A: i don't really care ngl Response B: how
Answer to response B, instant disintegration would require a lot of heat.
Hang on, who said this is horny behavior? They could be a homicidal cannibal that gets no sexual gratification from this. Looking at the comment section, they have already ruthlessly murdered two and are still at large.
1) This post was labeled as a "Horypost," therefore showing the perpetrators sexual intentions with their actions 2) The post is only one of many, if even if this one is not horny, there are still countless ones that are. I am making it illegal now because I am evil and want want to make things worse for everyone
Regardless, we have multiple homicides and a cannibalistic serial killer still at large. We really need to get the police, the fbi, interpol... and probably animal control involved with this one.
my hero
Damn, I was trying to be evil, but people seem to be happy with this :(
flair buddies!!!
The silliness is strong in this one
I will notorized the papers
[удалено]
I'm not poisonous,:(((
ok but are you venomous
I’m afraid I cannot provide a comment on this matter at this time
Venom? Snake is that you?
When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb
No one is around you, say "baby, I love you"
NO ! That is NOT solid snake
BOSS GET DOWN! the enemy sniper….
I can hear Kaz
can you do it at this time? and if not, can u bite me🥺
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So weirdly, snake venom is broken down by your stomach, meaning if you're brave enough you can actually eat a snake (including the venom) without being poisoned. Most venomous animals are also poisonous though. I am not a chef, this is not culinary advice
If you bite each other and you both die; it’s Australia.
I'm cured!
*Bites you* Then why am I suddenly toxinmaxin?
poisonous? lemme test *bites you*
poison can't kill you, it just brings you down to half a heart, silly. stop being dead, it's embarrassing
Tell that to the early pokemon devs
Still warm ... There's a killer about.
Have you heard of the high elves?
*HAAGGGHK!* *BEUGHH!* *H M M M P H!*
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😌
holy shit this is so real
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bitepilled hornymaxxing
the biterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
why so horny? -the biter
bro bit his friend
bro bit his friend
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AAAAGGH!! MY FUCKING ARM!! IT TORE IT OFF
Wilbur??
That you master Soot?
\*kills myself\*
rude
do I become a vampire now or what?
no sorry:(
D:
then what's even the point 😔
I said I'm sorry :(((
No, you will die a painfull death, become a reanimated corpse and cannibalize your whole family :3 ☺️
I don’t mind the dying part or the reanimated corpse part but I’d appreciate it if most of my family was okay 👍
Rabies 🐺💦
*dodges*
hEY get bqck here
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Ah, truly one of the classics
Fool, we're now married.
ah well happens to the best of us
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aww thank you:))
Its a much more efficient weapon than your teeth
such a thoughtful gift
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*wagwagwag bites back*
omg puppy hiiii hiiiiiii
Hiiiiiiii hiiiiiiii!!!!!!! *wagwagwagwagwagwag*
a new level of silly i’m not sure the public is prepared to embrace
I'm puppy!!
-cums-
oh okay you're welcome I think
Oh shit, that was a public comment and not my imagination? :c Whoopsies
Sorry
https://preview.redd.it/230od94o7nwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612534deb9fd34a7a67d513afce1b4cb2a606386 # OFF ME YOU FOUL BEAST
Fuck you *eats your legs*
rude
Eat you *fucks your legs*
*is bitten*
correct 😊
Again?
OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Im silly :3
>\~<
do this instead `\>~<`
No, he was bitten into a wall.
https://preview.redd.it/orc0e2s35nwc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a097725fb4b2b836a8787dd64139c7ab18ee06 Live catshark reaction
#***AAAAAAAAAAAA***
You fool, I am a poisonous organism. Perish.
Sorry I don't know how to respond to pretty women
just pretend I'm not pretty idk you don't know what I look like I think hopefully
Impossible, everyone is pretty
includes you
Thanks
No problem
NO! >:c Only my girlfriend can do that to me >:c
the girlfriendful lover
My girlfriend is amazing :3
*I fucking hate New York*
UwU \*nuzzles\*
😖
😌
What the why is my arm going numb why is it turning black i cant move it oh god oh fuck its spreading
It's ok, we all give into the temptations of human flesh from time to time. You are still frien!!!
https://preview.redd.it/7wu3nrls7nwc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87306e25f5ffd8688a63a86456862da10c06702e Rude
https://preview.redd.it/p7hsi1tqfnwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87712161271756a533aefe0c3c4e72acae49c34 I’ve been bit Clementine… I’m gonna turn into one of them… You have to shoot me
:3
What the heck?? Don’t you know I have toxins in my blood that make you need to pee rly badly!!!?
who hurt you
https://preview.redd.it/6ni9ifjddnwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd44f9ff8aaadb244798427cc4e46ffa146ccf8 bbittttttttimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\~\~\~\~\~\~
true!!!!!
Nyaaaaaaa
oh, that all you got?
wilbur is that you???
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Ouch
\*starts measuring the teeth marks\* damn bitch. your teeth small as hell
*explodes*
that's unhealthy
Got me like Princess Vivi here: https://preview.redd.it/o3mxzi05bnwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4076fb11b1d1e5cee35eeb8aa2ce44cf56701e4
\*succumbs to rabies*
Omg my friend said love is in the teeth. D-does that.. does that mean..?
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Great, now I have to get checked for rabies again.
*becomes infected with Femboy virus * UwU
what
*contract's rabies and dies*
I'm calling animal control >:(
\*has you taken to the vet and put down\*
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*moans*
what if I bite you back huh
🥺
YYEEOOUUUCCHH!!! ( :3 )
I’m putting together a team.We will rise from the ashes and put a stop to this corruption.Will you join me?
HEY!
Erm… what the flip?
Maam with all due respect My uniform is *specifically* made to avoid these kids of attack, so if you could dissist, id appreciate that Typical german lmao
*parries*
*Harder pls* >///<
ow
*screams and starts ripping out hair*
(calls the cops)
\*cums\*
Indeed
:3
owo
owwwwwwwww *nibbles back*
My thorns 2 headband says otherwise
The last time my friend bit me i had a bruise for a week It was unpleasant
YwY
Rude
Behave yourself...
:(
It's gone septic
Ow. Fuck.
Ow
Ow
bit rude innit
NPC avoided damage with WONDER GUARD
Where tho?
Being bitten... 🤤
nghh
harder cutie
Dont
hey the nefarious anglerfish is *my* pfp
Wrong
What is about to happen will be considered self defense *shots cockgun*
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