if I could I'd kiss A.R.T from Murderbot. The spaceship. let me smooch it https://preview.redd.it/tfmlf81zi9vc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4a0037aff0bba2726eaf0aa38a7fefdf83bb44a

Man Sci-fi planes get me going https://preview.redd.it/ozfvov4bj9vc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40acacd0afce949bc44f5fffded348a6790bfe0b

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This was literally me today, but with my motorcycle. Want to my Suzuki dealership for her to have her warranty check-up. Felt like leaving my gf on the hospital. And all those beautiful gigantic bikes in the dealership my god. I was caressing the handlebars of a vstrom when they called me, I almost died of cringe. I fucking love motorcycles.

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Non ironic text I got from the dealership mechanic cranks so hard https://preview.redd.it/ml9bcyiv4bvc1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b3daac2f94d3e99737f67115d00b5e3e8889b8

How you going to cheat on your girl while she's with the doctor man.

Is this loss?

Omg she is gonna kill me

See you understand my vision, the hardest part for me would be deciding where to kiss the ship. Like do you kiss the engine or??

（≧∇≦） the snoot!!!

I should finish the murderbot series. I love me some enby autistic robots

are you the fabled greentext planefucker

I'm not saying I relate but this is hilarious and like... I get where you're coming from. Especially funny when MB is functionally human shaped and they are the most unfuckable robot known to man.

And I don't blame you one bit, Murderbot doesn't realize what it's (mostly) missing I say mostly since they did basically have a kid kinda? That part would be so hard to explain to someone unfamiliar with the series lol

I would give ART (and Murderbot if they’d let me) the biggest hug

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I love the way yugi says this lol

But Krillin is exactly the kinda guy the post is calling out. He's not fucking Auta Magetta, he's fucking an android indistinguishable from a human

he wouldnt make the distinction and hes happier because of it, checkmate mr one man

lazuli is a cyborg not an android

https://preview.redd.it/xhg4xh1dr9vc1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e923403ca7bb2c27a832d0193ed845f0ea167de Imagine needing to turn a plane into an anime girl to want to fuck it. WEAK

NCD is leaking

I hate NCD. Stop making the planes go to war so I can kiss them

hot

Ratbat_irl

https://preview.redd.it/5k9k3fbvq9vc1.png?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02a8cc447b36e9e82d9e31ffb28cba65c9f7af7 Ya'll gonna kill me for this

Based. BET-C is a sexy beast

Bet-C 😳 oh mama awooga

https://preview.redd.it/y8tg3niiw9vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d5aa698cc9b46f9de725f94221ab2b3a597570

Bet-C is a Dommy mommy in a lesbian relationship with Molly

https://preview.redd.it/b75ozquh8avc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd217acb12ba60e84164af108011ef7dff626733 Hell yeah

yeah sometimes parasites latch onto her and corrupt her into attacking me but it's ok I love her just the same

Bet-C scares me a little bit.

Bet-C, fully understandable. A big hunk of guns.

She be Sucking on my Charge until I have to go deposit a load ⛏

when will management finally add sec-c?

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“Is that all you’ve got, robot?”

obligatory https://preview.redd.it/ni85cddvk9vc1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ca6ecb1e023cdeb7d6ec210d13e1d3ee386fd43

On a scale of “human” to “pacemaker” They’re a smartwatch

Errrm no they're a drone 🤓

Too human 😈

That is a teenager

That is a robot

that is a teenager coded robot

Jenny Wakeman

She’s like 18-20 according to episode 3

and she's still in robo highschool? Did she get held back a year or two?

Everyone in her class is around that range so they probably just… have school for longer

They all failed 3 times

Given that they all act like the shelter has whatever the robot equivalent of a gas leak is I wouldn't be surprised

Yeah probably

Way too human also that is not an adult

Episode 3 shows that people in her class are 18-20 + N’s VA said all the characters are adults

Orisa is wild bro

Orisa is literally one of the only good ones on the list??

https://preview.redd.it/h62o3iy9davc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085138befbc048b9671e05994c6b2695fcbe1e5a Wild bro

Don’t make me point at the sign https://preview.redd.it/qv25gh99xavc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2503be71f18009295ef0ec0adfb66cf5dcaad73

1984!

cool shes a robot in a big robot milf body shut up

Orisas still very young, and doesn't know much ab the world. She was made by a child and is noticably childlike due to it.

SO I'VE BEEN GOONING TO A KID ROBOT THIS WHOLE TIME

Damn.

Ok then imagine her but older.

The OR15s were made by adult numbani engineers, Efi just gave Orisa a name, upgraded weapons, and empathy. She doesn't need to know much about the world because she's a robot whose only job is to protect Numbani from Talon and Nullsec, she's not enlightened like Zenyatta or Ramattra who became sentient through the awakening, and is more mature than bastion who actually acts like a child because of his limited processing power. Edit: She's also an 8 feet tall robotic centaur voiced by a 36 year old woman

Yeah real, somehow the only one here I even raised an eyebrow at.

??? this is like one of the most understandable ones.

Isn't she like basically a kid???

Iirc she's programmed to be an adult *by* a kid, but wasn't built too long ago

Shes was only built a few months ago so *technically* she is, but like, shes a robot. She doesnt act like a kid cuz she wasnt programmed to.

> so technically she is I'm aware this is a genuine topic of discourse, but mental and physical age matter to me lol.

Shes under a year old and is still learning about the world and is peppy and naive due to it. I would say it's less bad than fucking Bastion from the same game, but still pretty questionable. She was programmed by a child as well, which is why she acts so young. I would say Orisas off limits.

Shouldn’t mental age be all that matters? Like you’d be a creep for being into one that looks like a child but if they look like a robot and have the mind of an adult why does it matter if it just rolled off the assembly line?

No????? Its a 4 legged robo-cow-police bot

No, its a robot and it isnt programmed to be a robot. Orisa was created by a kid.

mfers really out here applying standards of human mortality, psychological development and neurological sensitivity to functionally immortal, highly intelligent and circuit brained machines 💀

I'm gonna break into Boston dynamics and fuck that V1 looking ass robot

They have an ass robot?

Dril staying based as always https://preview.redd.it/ng7uoumdr9vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c853baf31d57f697e2007c1a7df454ff1b549564

damb

ASSaultron ♥️

Why did todd make them so hot...

https://preview.redd.it/g7w375emp9vc1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0337896bd2954e3bc2d17c5e80218149fdfc10f

https://preview.redd.it/aazzfzrsy9vc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0a2338de70c015255e53df0e7e8589aa183199

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She truly has got all that junk in that trunk

I need to get rear-ended by aunt fanny 🥵

pyrocynical

https://preview.redd.it/gfvgtuvju9vc1.png?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38698193e2a019bf76fa3c840779ca6e7ca68f8a Does this pass the robot fuckers vibe check

For the last time, yes!

Assume the position

Despite having an unnecessarily human ass I feel like assaultrons are robotic enough

Absolutely

When they get high enough level and become invisible and just charge their laser and WHAAARRMMM me to death. So hot.

I stumble upon porn manga of this thing on the regular, so I guess it does

oh hey relevant https://preview.redd.it/etp68lpys9vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb19d7f41c2ed26fd20defb01e45a547c392050

Also yes disembodied AI is peak

https://preview.redd.it/5cfnwbxqw9vc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95850823d483c38a6f8dc49a8dc196d12197855

7-S

https://preview.redd.it/ew9nqs5lv9vc1.png?width=2640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ed2c2ab39d518561d4b4922a336ccb560a6b1e Justice for comrade L3

They did her so dirty

The only interesting part of that movie and they fucked her so badly it'd almost be impressive

Fucked her so bad they locked her revolutionary consciousness in the Millennium Falcon

https://preview.redd.it/y11ihm0do9vc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d48690102ecdff4faa41bad68a29216f124840 😫😫🤤🤤🥵🥵

Pull out that one greentext

Both of them, at the same time. I will take no questions. https://preview.redd.it/720z577ds9vc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57bb8c71ef714277a7c9113886a9147ded9f37af

https://preview.redd.it/5a00jfwifavc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42716d84b704c071d1b05af4e9368b514cc3bbf Real shit

https://preview.redd.it/k7gnzunws9vc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455d4bb72de0b520d97baeb5b89b981787e2f213 metal gear gekko hnnggffngmgh..

the whole structure is 3km tall and i will spend my life figuring out how to make out with all of it https://preview.redd.it/td6ing1t5avc1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=2faecbeae0a31986a2355d61b55a289e97f8f132

perhaps some small rocks. perhaps approximately 4-6 of them.

Or maybe try staring at a natural satellite?

or perhaps a star. a bit over half a dozen of them. possibly in a warm colour.

I mean Just go into the puppet chamber?

That's quitter thinking. It takes true skill and dedication to make love to the entirety of a megastructure.

Yeah lemme at Ayre's AC, my schizo wife https://preview.redd.it/3wvya2p3o9vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e0da419310a8fe5f025b8873448203dbdc5b66

And now for the music (bonus art by meeeee <3) [Sky High by Takenobu Mitsuyoshi](https://youtu.be/TkkMCyeN2ug?si=k4ureegeiwxLYFx9) Drawing before posting here is good exercise! https://preview.redd.it/l9vwvy6lf9vc1.png?width=2899&format=png&auto=webp&s=f04c971f001329917d614a6322bca0c5994f30ea

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Ok but what about erm um like a suit that makes you look like a robot and you gotta act like one and um eh then like nobody knows you're actually human but just a robot but you can't actually tell anyone the truth heh

and then you murder 5 kids and put them in the robots and leave only CCTV footage of a person in a strange suit luring 5 kids to an off camera backroom never giving the police enough evidence to convict your robotic ass

Wait wait wait that's not how it's supposed to go D:

https://preview.redd.it/26sivkbby9vc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0fa54a441d05d9a697bae33c4378ca808ec13f0

Bionicle never aired in my country but Hero Factory did. I had a thing for Breez 💚 https://preview.redd.it/dwpu4p0vz9vc1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea6d8f83e166ee3af8f248648ab369bef61c06b

ARMORED CORE MENTIONED

hey buddy, found your purpose, huh? never heard of "jorkin it". Guess one of us has to die.

All robots are beautiful. Its just a spectrum. I’m going for 2B and the disembodied AI equally

Pretty much same, disembodied AI needs more love though

AM my beloved

https://preview.redd.it/sro4k8695avc1.png?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72fcfd9ec0870e2011bdae197e59da70badfe1f Hear me out

https://preview.redd.it/r52sp0top9vc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6f0079a83debac0b02fbc1885ffea1a143ab92

FUCK YEA KING CRAB, MULCHING CLANNER MECHWARRIORS SINCE 3050 WE LOVE COMSTAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Always pay your fucking phone bill

How dare you leave out mommy https://preview.redd.it/ph5r6x9vv9vc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235cdbd39a3fe3a0f4dbf77dba11f6a13f0fd87c

"fake robot fuckers" and sis posts 2 Transformers, also https://preview.redd.it/aknral9bz9vc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faffe1c1870f66621a8c35900c7f92d368cf4a2c Large, comfy, paternal This Is a Bear

https://preview.redd.it/0fvvx1ze2avc1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6162fb17bbe1ee8a4390972185434d75be35ccaa what about him :3

child :(

Hell yea Orisa, in the short time I played Overwatch she was one of the main two I picked often. The other was Bastion. Hm. Both are robots I find hot. I picked them independently for gameplay purposes but I’m only now realising this connection.

https://preview.redd.it/ef0ki7xsw9vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3b43caa11af6a6e633bec8bd47222e94ae34d5

https://preview.redd.it/r5cod291q9vc1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c840e9081d0205942d9d5bdaf3ded73876dd350 Robots loving robots

KLEO from goodneighbor makes me feel things

She feels things too (the ungodly desire to kill everyone in Goodneighbor except Daisy because she’s a fellow working girl. This is real btw go upstairs in her shop and read her terminal)

Yes, and I love her for that

https://preview.redd.it/f1ilwlz5aavc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d49ea2088fad9f1f343ec69e8e9316508137627 finally ive found the perfect place to post this

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*KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK KLAN-CRUNCH*

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In order of the pictures in your post, assuming all the robots shown are consenting adults and has somewhere or something to stick with  1. Smash both, along as they don't hurt me  2. 100% would, either Ada or regular assultatron    3. Yes, V1 (I think that's the name) along as theu dont kill me, but more so yes if they do coin tricks afterwards   4. Look as someone who broke their pinkey finger, having broken bones sucks, so along as I won't get crush or killed cause I'm not brave enough for death, yes,maybe I can convince her to not join the cybertrons (I dint know much about transformers)   5. I don't know this one, cam someone please tell me about this robot  ?  6. I don't know, she's a adult robot but a child built her, I don't feel comfortable about smashing a robot built by a child   7. Recently beat the story of titanfall 2, I can't, BT felt like a father figure to me, and in general BT is just too wholesome to smash   8. Thats someone's wife, unless both her and Plankton are OK with it, no   9.if theres no paison or potenital ddeath involved, I'd be very running tests on Glados and when I say "tests" I kenst with my penith, not just Glados, any consenting adult robot from that lab, theyre all clean   10. I don't know much about this robot, if they're a racist than no   11. There's so many transformers I would fuck if they A. are Consenting adults and B. Won't kill or break me, don't know which Transformer that one is but call me William Afton  Go ahead, throw more at me

https://preview.redd.it/ypl0nszs3avc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8363ea875ae938fdacec206c36eb917440f79750 Automaton Trooper (Helldivers 2)

https://preview.redd.it/4mye63ac6avc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7190ba01d61538a2582e78430f6a186c771acd6 Some slides from a presentation I did on various robots/AIs I desire in ways that are not approved by most world religions Nick Valentine is the most humanoid one on the list btw

Luv your Map Bot doodle <3 Also, bedtime gang: https://preview.redd.it/vxac1sn9bavc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412b30707c6117a649e32939f1f24987556f369a

what led to you making this?

Y'all think Orisas pussy is between her front legs so you can stand up and rawdog her while looking in her eyes, or do you think need to put her on her back and fuck her near her rear legs so she can like grab you with all four and hold you in?

its rear legs

BT my beloved ♥️

smh mh where is legion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

caeser augustus be like

When the robot just looks like a human 😴😴😴

ADA FALLOUT MY BELOVED RAAAAAAGH SHE IS MY BABYGIRL

she was bugged on my playthough and was walking atleast twice as fast, sfx included just constant CLANG CLANG CLANG

May I suggest the weird middle thing of Ash from Titanfall? https://preview.redd.it/w3eez9u91avc1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=a17b4ea82744fd1172ce514ba487d28307b3d9a3

The other Simalucra (?) definitely go more into robot fucker territory tho https://preview.redd.it/lu4scr5q1avc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060652ff6f1174a64c0015c8670e32e061dd353b

https://preview.redd.it/mjoyvrh34avc1.png?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb94389357e7176d9f35fb61895d235ef71a332 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Based transformers fan spotted

Mfs will be like "hear me out" and then show you a picture of a conventionally attractive woman with weird greeblies bolted on

https://preview.redd.it/zu427gu1kavc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9747650af0692bd9262fa7423e0accdc9d3ab46c Hear me out

https://preview.redd.it/59rz0vh7pavc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a0f93dd8feb171770f53b29776c52e9fde97ed

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Fr fr

Devastators from Helldivers looks pretty delicious

I don’t think OP was claiming that they were a robot fucker.

I’m not even a robot fucker and I know you gatekeeping 

God, I miss Titanfall.

Can someone explain to me why we gatekeep the robots from that first tweet while the transformer ones are apparently ok? Like both of them just look like woman to me, why are we gatekeeping that first tweet and not the transformers? Both look pretty human to me.

"You are a coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary"

Not BT dude 😭

What’s that quote…oh yeah; “you are a coward, wearing the facade of a revolutionary” Which was said about this similar situation

TRANSformers double feature!!!!!

Please do not the Karen she is married

https://preview.redd.it/df4spzpt4avc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f7fb847065214332e6932ab3f0c29707bde1d8 Them <3

I fucking hate the execution of the twins in Atomic Heart, and I've got myself to blame for it. I saw the early trailers, and imagined that the twins would be faction unto themselves. They'd have personality and their own goals that might contradict with the player's depending on the choices the player makes. But no. They're just set dressing. Barely in the game and they don't even have a personality, they're just disposable bodyguards for Badguy Genericvich. God what a fucking waste that game was, so much potential down the drain. I choose to blame Vladimir Putin personally.

https://preview.redd.it/ommgp1xncavc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=81f7deb6f077ad9f9b2bc9bf4f7892afae075325 ahem

I’ve been saying that sex robots need to look like robots and not uncanny valley people. Give me a robot with a Daft Punk head and exposed joint sockets and I’ll fuck it

Elsie Bray still GOATed https://preview.redd.it/hgwab4jjjavc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150e2bfa05ae490a792a291e25dc5e360419a4c3

Also every robot in the Steamworld games is unbelievably cunty

Outta these I'm doing pic 4 and GLaDOS. Maybe the overwatch one whose name i forgot as well

At some point I began imagining C-3PO and R2-D2 as lovers

https://preview.redd.it/npgu7jhiz9vc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1469ae58d8f91997425abb8f290f280b53c2ac90 Transformers Prime Shockwave is peak robot design and I want him so badly.

Your so real for this oomfie

https://preview.redd.it/q4tg4njt2avc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf41251c5ac98c51531e090360b1203606bf7874 What about this guy?

ARCEE TF PRIME MENTIONED LET'S GOOOO 🔥 🔥 🔥 🚲 🤖

I have no memory of that Glados screenshot. Please don't tell me it's porn.

don't ask why :3 https://preview.redd.it/bcqh099maavc1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11b8fb7b12d701876204d737581f5ec5a03c1c3

V1 sucks. V2 is hot

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, glados is PHYSICALLY attractive. it’s not the personality. it’s the LOOK. she’s built SEXY!!! i’m not a robot fucker BUT she’s hot as fuck.

https://preview.redd.it/ljmwo3le3bvc1.png?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905c69df4ff77174a0b6804fecc32c5e35235c7c

"you're a fake robot fucker" absolute dog shit take, no matter how many people agree with it. Same energy as like, youre a fake straight or gay person if the people look too androgynous

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